I'm the ugliest kid on the internet

[FFF-Small Ci]: Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!Brother, it's been a long time since I broadcast live!I miss my brother every day!

[Sleepy]: I became a fan of the anchor, so I stayed online for a broadcast time!

[FFF-Sun Moon]: Upstairs, my brother is very free to live broadcast, there is no fixed time

[Sleepy]: Oh, the anchor has too much personality

[FFF-Yunyun]: Brother is finally here!Compare your heart!

Ye Yan turned on the scope, and after killing an enemy, he glanced at the gift message in the lower right corner, "Don't give gifts, or you will miss it."

A killer without emotion.

The door was knocked three times, Ye Yan frowned, turned off the sound of the live broadcast, and said something.

"Master, dinner is ready."

"In the future, you can just put it there when it's ready, don't call me, I'll eat it." Ye Yan glanced at the door, and found that it was not a familiar face, "Where's Sister Liu?"

"Xiao Liu asked for leave today, and let me take the shift temporarily." The aunt said, "Then I will go first, and the young master remembers to eat."

"Okay." Ye Yan nodded.

After the cooking aunt left, Ye Yan turned on the voice again, and all the comments on the barrage had been turned off.

[FFF-Yeye]: I heard a knock on the door just now?

[FFF-Ruqing]: Brother has someone else at home!I don't allow it!

Seeing that the game was almost over, Ye Yan announced directly: "After this round, it's time to play."

[FFF-no one]: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! !No brother!Bro, you've only been live streaming for an hour!I miss you so much!

[FFF-Star]: Huh?It's going down again!Why are the two anchors I watched recently both elusive, and Brother Xing hasn’t appeared for a long time. I thought I would see my brother being led by Brother Xing more frequently in this collaboration. I didn’t expect that it was Brother Xing who was led by Brother Xing. coo coo

[FFF-Match]: Can the KY upstairs stop for a while?This is my brother's live broadcast room, is it interesting to watch other anchors?

[FFF-Turkey]: Exactly, can you leave our brother alone?Can that soil-hey anchor have some insight, why are we dragging our brother into the water?

[FFF-Yanyan]: Babies, don't be led into the rhythm, don't trick your brother, don't make other anchors popular in your brother's live broadcast room

Seeing the increasingly crooked comments on the bullet screen, Ye Yan simply cleared the screen, and quickly ended the game after eleven consecutive kills.

The house belongs to Ye Yan, and the equipment for live broadcasting is usually moved here. In the neighborhood next to Tsinghua University, Ye Yan usually doesn't come here very often, only on weekends.

The three dishes and one soup on the dinner table were prepared by my aunt. Ye Yan didn't have any cooking skills. The life atmosphere of the whole house was probably brought by my aunt, and Ye Yan only packed up the electronic equipment.

After finishing the meal, Ye Yan packed up the tableware, sat back at the computer desk again, and opened a movie casually.

The unhappiness of the live broadcast just now is still there, he doesn't really want to play games, but just now he suddenly remembered the comment just now.

Brother Xing has not been online for a long time?

Ye Yan first opened the dreamland to take a look, and found that Brother Xing hadn't appeared since the last gesture dance, and went to Weibo to check, there was no news, and finally Ye Yan opened Q letter.

The interface is still blank, and the latest message is a system prompt.

[You have added "Your Brother Xing" as a Q letter friend, and you can start chatting. 】

Ye Yan looked at the blank chat interface, finally exited the chat box, and clicked on another one.

[F: Send me the photo you said earlier that Brother Xing showed his face. 】

After sending the message, Ye Yan realized that Shen Qiao was probably studying late at night, so he could only give up.

As a result, the phone rang just as soon as it was sent. Ye Yan picked up the phone cleanly to check, and found that it was another person.

[Liar: Why are you not in the dormitory? 】

[F:? 】

The voice call was directly dialed over there.

"Are you going out today?" The voice over there was very soft. When the female voice rang out in Ye Yan's movie, Chen Xingge was silent for a while, and then asked cautiously: "Is this call a bit inappropriate?"

"It's a movie." After Ye Yan finished explaining, he felt that something was wrong, so he simply stopped explaining, "Are you going to my dormitory?"

Chen Xingge didn't speak, as if he was confirming that Ye Yan was not disturbed by a certain activity. Ye Yan could vaguely hear the background voice from there, "Once upon a time, there was a little duck who got lost in the forest. It's..."

Ye Yan: "..."

What midnight bombshell?

A late-night story meeting in a college boys' dormitory?

Or children's puzzle version.

"Well, although this sentence is somewhat inappropriate, and I know it is somewhat unlikely." Chen Xingge finally opened his mouth after thinking for a long time, "However, do you have some relatives or..."

Before the other side finished speaking, Ye Yan heard a loud and high-pitched voice: "Dad! Come back soon!"

Ye Yan: "..."

The dormitory of Tsinghua University is a two-person room. Besides him, there is another roommate, but he didn't come on the first day of school, and only came back today. Ye Yan didn't say a few words to him at all throughout the day.

This movement is his roommate?

"The current situation is fairly stable. It seems that your son's roommate has already controlled it. I just want to confirm with you..."

Before the phone call was over, it stopped abruptly.

Ye Yan looked at the blacked out screen, completely unable to imagine what kind of scene it was.

"???"

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"Fuck?" Chen Xingge looked at the phone that was photographed by Ye Yan's roommate, confirmed that the person on the other side was still asleep, and held back his anger, "Why am I so good-tempered?"

"I fucking can't take it anymore. I've already read five fairy tales to this elder brother. Can he sleep well?" Shen Qi found Ye Yan's roommate walking towards the door with the help of the faint light from his mobile phone. walk outside.

Shen Qi: "Fuck, brother is going to knock on the door again."

Chen Xingge had quick eyes and quick hands, and he grabbed Ye Yan's roommate who was about to open the door, but he was in the dark, and his legs and feet were inconvenient, so he stepped on something under his feet, and only heard something cracking. sound.

Chen Xingge immediately shouted in a low voice: "Ah——"

Shen Qi: "What's wrong?"

"Did you hear that?" Chen Xingge slowly raised his feet, and supported his waist with the other hand.

"what?"

"The sound of a broken heart."

Every mobile phone screen is worthy of being held in our hearts.

In the moment of hesitation, Ye Yan's roommate opened the door and walked out slowly. Chen Xingge saw the phone under his feet clearly through the light in the corridor. The screen had already cracked into flowers.

Enduring heartache and chasing them out, the roommate had already reached the door of Chen Xingge's dormitory, raised his hand again, and knocked on their door just like half an hour ago, "Mom..."

"Damn it? Sleepwalking still memorizes the fucking way?" Shen Qi looked at the roommate who walked by the same way, "Even the lines are the same, did he live in our dormitory?"

Shen Qi then asked: "What did the child's father say?"

Chen Xingge automatically ignored the address, and thought about the voice when he called Ye Yan just now, without elaborating on the reason, he just said: "He probably won't come back now."

The two of them were watching the movement over there, when suddenly the roommate changed the lines, turned around and walked towards the corridor entrance, "Mom, don't be angry, I'll help you find Dad."

Chen Xingge & Shen Qi: "..."

Where are you going to find your father, child? !

"Fuck, where is he going?" Shen Qi hurriedly followed, "He wouldn't leave the dormitory like this, no, he would leave the school?"

"Keep up, keep up." Chen Xingge didn't care about picking up his phone, nor his own feet, so he followed directly, for fear that his roommate would not only fail to find his father, but also lose himself. When he opened his eyes, he found that his surroundings had turned into barren grass, "Where can I find a father for him? This fucking sleepwalking is still a big show."

The two followed to the stairs, and were about to stop their roommate from going down, but they saw him standing at the stairs and not moving.

"Dad." The roommate yelled towards the corridor.

Shen Qi: "..."

Chen Xingge: "..."

Ye Yan who just arrived: "..."

Is this person really sleepwalking?

Ye Yan didn't know why he rushed back. Seeing this weird scene, he doubted himself even more, "Walk at midnight?"

Chen Xingge limped and finally grabbed the filial son who was looking for his father, and also saw Ye Yan standing at the stairs. The boy who had just rushed back seemed to be in a hurry. His hair was not dry after washing, and it was divided into a small lock in front of his forehead. , the clothes looked like they had just been put on, and when you got close, you could smell the scent of shower gel that you just used.

After finishing the work, I took a shower, which is a bit fast.

Chen Xingge said: "It's a bit long to explain. You can think of it as a modern family drama, which is easy to act."

Ye Yan still stood there without moving, as if he still couldn't accept everything in front of him.

In the stalemate, the script of the roommate over there seemed to be pushed forward, and he stretched out his hand and grabbed Ye Yan's arm. Ye Yan subconsciously wanted to shake it off, but Chen Xingge stopped him: "Follow the script, cooperate with me." , this is a human life!"

"Is there an inevitable connection?"

"Don't you know that when a person is sleepwalking, you will have serious consequences if you wake him up?"

Ye Yan: "..."

"Where is the script?"

"If the heart is there, the script is there, and the script lives in everyone's heart."

Ye Yan: "..."

Why on earth could he not think about coming back today?

"Dad, Mom is angry, go and apologize to mom." The roommate took Ye Yan's arm up the steps, and the other hand took Chen Xingge's arm, and walked back step by step.

Chen Xingge finally saw the hope that he could sleep peacefully soon, and followed the steps of his roommate back.

When he walked to the door, his roommate suddenly pulled forward the two arms that were clenched in his hands. Chen Xingge only felt the back of his hand get hot, and the other hand covered it.

"Dad, Mom, stop arguing." The roommate supported Chen Xingge's and Ye Yan's hand with one hand, and clapped and squeezed it tightly with the other hand.

Chen Xingge: "???"

Ye Yan: "???"

Shen Qi who was stunned at the door: "!!!"

"We..." Chen Xingge probed softly, "Stop arguing, you go to bed?"

The roommate plot line seems to have ended, and Chen Xingge breathed a sigh of relief while reading the final HE ending.

One step closer to being able to touch the bed.

Before the breath was exhausted and the two of them held hands, the roommate sent "Mom and Dad" to the door of the dormitory in this posture, like a child who completed a task.

"Mom and Dad, go to bed early, good night."

Ye Yan: "..."

Chen Xingge: "..."

"Next scene?" Chen Xingge heard Ye Yan speak.

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