I'm the ugliest kid on the internet

When Chen Xingge limped back to the dormitory from the classroom, a pair of hands supported his arm from behind.

Just as I was about to turn around to see which kind-hearted junior and junior it was, I saw a familiar face as soon as I turned around.

Chen Xingge: "..."

"Student, you are too polite." Chen Xingge looked at the hand holding his arm, and then at Ye Yan beside him.

If you ignore the strength, this picture still looks very loving.

"After all, I like to help others." Ye Yan said.

Chen Xingge didn't receive the anger of the new student next to him at all, "That's for sure. I've always been very accurate in judging people. When I first met you, I thought you were a very kind person."

"You still have the guts to say it?" Ye Yan gave him a disgusted look, "Tsinghua University's admission threshold is really low."

"You can't say that, don't you think this shows that our fate is as deep as the sea?" Chen Xingge put his arms on Ye Yan's shoulders, and the good buddies put their arms around his shoulders, "As the saying goes, you can't do it again and again. Over and over again, we have met so many times, and the general plot has progressed to this point, something big will definitely happen between the two of us."

"For example?" Ye Yan asked patiently.

"For example," Chen Xingge glanced to the front right, "I've already thought up the title for them on the popular homepage of the school forum, "Surprised! Two handsome men behave intimately at night, and the reason is unexpected!" What? Like? Do you want to click in after seeing it?"

Ye Yan followed Chen Xingge's gaze, and found that not far away, there were two girls pointing at them with their mobile phones. It was obviously a candid photo, ah, an aboveboard photo.

Chen Xingge did not fluctuate, and even made a comparison.

Ye Yan frowned when he saw it, and subconsciously pulled out his hand. Chen Xingge was just about to press it down, but he missed it.

"Look at this, after they send it out tomorrow, we can still collect some copyrights..." Before Chen Xingge finished speaking, Ye Yan moved away from the camera at the speed of light, Chen Xingge lost his support and fell to the ground None of them reacted.

"... Fei." Chen Xingge gritted his teeth and finished the last word, and suppressed his screams, "Fuck, what are you hiding?"

The pain spread from the tailbone, and Chen Xingge fell hard, which shocked everyone around him.

"What's the situation?"

"Damn it? Are the two male gods finally fighting for the first place?!"

"Two male gods!"

"Freshman Ye Yan, I slipped around during the day in freshman year, this grass deserves its name!"

"Fuck, these two are so eye-catching standing together!"

"Did Senior Ye be bullied by Ye Yan? That Ye Yan looks a little scary. Although he is handsome, he still likes senior Xing Xing! That's what the senior next door looks like in my heart!"

"Just now I saw Ye Yan supporting the senior. The two of them standing together are so eye-catching! Handsome guys should be friends! Ye Yan apologize to the senior!"

"Ah, don't fight for me~"

Chen Xingge was a little confused about this junior, and finally felt a little confused, "Are you...revenge?"

Ye Yan didn't expect this to happen. Before the crowd gathered more and more, he stretched out his hand, "Can you get up?"

"Can't get up, comminuted fracture." Chen Xingge rubbed his tailbone.

Flying years are unfavorable, and injuries are added to injuries.

When Ye Yan approached, Chen Xingge didn't react, but when Ye Yan pulled him up, Chen Xingge reacted.

"Don't be like this brother, I think we need more communication. Let's not do things that can be solved with words, or I will refund you how much money you spent on me. School violence is not advisable..."

Ye Yan helped Chen Xingge up, put his arms around his waist, heard what Chen Xingge said, and almost couldn't resist throwing this person out again, "Shut up."

How rude, this person dared to tell the senior to shut up.

Chen Xingge: "Alright~"

The girl who took the picture just now was looking down at the result just now, when she suddenly felt a shadow over her head, the girl raised her head and found that the protagonist in the photo just now was standing in front of her, his posture was even more ambiguous than before, the protagonist Chen’s whole body They all leaned on the body of the protagonist Ye, whose hands were still around Chen's waist.

girl:"……"

Starfire is... for real?

"Student, please delete the photo." Ye Mou said.

The girl almost shivered, her body got goosebumps, she nodded quickly, "Deleted, deleted, I'm sorry."

Seeing the backs of the two walking away, the girl froze for a long time before turning on the phone, and after searching for a long time before clicking on the dialog box.

[Tool Man 1: My God!When I first came here, I fell in love with a pair of school grass CPs from our school!I live! 】

[Tool man 2: Let me be healthy!Let me be healthy!Do you have any photos? 】

[Tool man 3: Real cp?I'm not too sure, what if someone has a girlfriend? 】

[Tool man 1: Listen to me, when I went back to the dormitory today, I saw our class guide, who seemed to have injured his foot. As a result, the high-cold No. 1 in our class helped him up, and even lowered his head to talk to the class guide , It doesn't look like we just met, you know, I haven't seen No. 1 talking to me today!The whole person is like an ice cube, but in the end, he is so close to the class teacher, and he almost hugs him in the posture of supporting him! !And I found out that when I was taking photos of them, No. 1 came over and asked me to delete the photo, oh my god!I just heard that No. 1's voice is so nice, and the head teacher smiled at me and apologized to me. I ascended to heaven in place!The two really match each other! 】

[Tool Man 2: No. 1?so direct? 】

[Tool man 1: It's a student number =w=]

[Tool man 1: But he is indeed cute in the next year! 】

[Tool Man 1: Sunny and handsome senior shou × high-cold paranoid junior Gong, hey @toolman 3, is the baby producing food? 】

[Tool man 3: Link: I found a good book in Jinjiang "I'm the most earthy cub on the Internet". This one, I've been chasing it recently, but the number of words is too small. If it wasn't for the cuteness of the author, I would raise it fat】

[Tool Man 1: I watched it too!Although very nice!But the anchor in it didn't have a sense of substitution, it was too earthy!How could such a cute boy like our class teacher shake the flower hand and even pour beer on his head! 】

[Tool man 2: Do you have any photos?Let me be healthy!Let me be healthy! 】

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When Chen Xingge was kidnapped by Ye Yan and helped back to the dormitory, Shen Qi was looking at the door, and was startled when he saw Chen Xingge.

When I went out, I could still walk with a limp, but when I came back, I was short of a stretcher.

Shen Qi quickly went up to meet him, and took Chen Xingge from the hand of the classmate next to him, "Brother Xing, what's wrong with you? You won't be beaten by those freshmen, right? I saw those people were quite kind before, except That handsome..." While talking, Shen Qi glanced at the classmates next to him, and almost bit his tongue when he saw who it was.

That Shuaibi.

Thankfully I didn't say it.

"It's you, handsome guy, you've worked hard, I'll treat you to dinner another day."

Chen Xingge wanted to say that it wasn't hard work, it was this person who caused your Brother Xing to behave like this.

Ye Yan was just about to let go, but when she heard Shen Qi speak, she clenched her arms again, "What was your name just now?"

Chen Xingge: "..."

"Isn't it destined?" Chen Xingge struggled out of Ye Yan's hand, put it on Shen Qi's shoulder and pressed down hard, "You can also call me Brother Xing. With the relationship between the two of us, it's better to call me a senior." separated."

Ye Yan glanced at Chen Xingge, but in the end, he opened the door and entered the dormitory without saying anything.

Chen Xingge let out a sigh of relief after watching Ye Yan enter the room, and dragged Shen Qi back into the room.

"What's the situation?" After entering the room, Shen Qi still opened the door to look out, but there was no movement in the dormitory diagonally opposite, "Brother Xing, what big melon did I miss?"

"Well, it's hard to go into too much detail." Chen Xingge lay on the bed, the pain from the tailbone was still there, so he had to take off his clothes first and ask Shen Qi to help apply the medicine.

"Then you talk about it in detail." Shen Qi pulled off his clothes. Xia Tian's clothes are thin and basically can't provide any protection. After pulling off his pants, Shen Qi couldn't hold back and said, "You were really beaten by them? And then A handsome younger brother who doesn't look too annoying saved you and sent you back to the dormitory?"

"It's not right to judge a person's character just by his appearance." Chen Xingge glanced at Shen Qi.

"What do you say."

"Qi." Chen Xingge took a pillow to cushion, "If you were tricked by the same person three times in a row, how would you react when you meet that person again?"

Shen Qi: "To what extent."

Chen Xingge recalled the scene when he met Ye Yan before.

"Take advantage of the fire to rob, bluff and deceive, and even attempt to touch porcelain."

"Call the police." Shen Qi said.

Chen Xingge sighed, "Ye Yan is really a good person."

"Who is Ye Yan?" Shen Qi's attention was diverted.

"It's that junior just now." Chen Xingge continued, "It's also the one I took advantage of to bludgeon and try to cheat."

"Hold?"

Chen Xingge told Shen Qi again from the first time he met Ye Yan to now.

"That young master didn't just silence you, didn't he?" Shen Qi sighed after hearing this, "He is really a good person, if I knew it earlier, why did I do it back then, Brother Xing."

"At that time, I just didn't like him, the kind of person who is holding a black card around the world, pretending to be extremely aggressive."

"It's wrong to judge a person's character by money alone." Shen Qi said, "What about now?"

"It's okay now, after all, he's my junior." Chen Xingge took out his mobile phone while laying on his stomach. He forgot to say hello after the class group was built. After Chen Xingge went online, he found that there were dozens of friend requests.

Chen Xingge was separated from the real world online, and when he joined the group, he changed his account with great care.

After saying hello in the group, there were a few more friend requests, and Chen Xingge carefully noted the name of each one, but found that he hadn't seen the two familiar words until now.

Chen Xingge clicked on the group profile, looked for the name in a row of profile pictures, and found the word Ye Yan in the last row.

When Chen Xingge clicked on Ye Yan's information, he always felt something familiar.

But then he thought again that he might have scanned it inadvertently when he bought the book before, and he didn't think about it after he clicked Add.

On the other side, Ye Yan looked at this extra friend request.

He had seen this profile picture before, not long ago in Brother Xing's Q letter circle.

A big fat yawning cat, the same angle, filter, cat look, exactly the same.

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