I'm the ugliest kid on the internet

When the roommate came back, he was shocked to see this posture in the dormitory.

Senior Shen Qi was dressed in a bright yellow Taoist robe, holding a bell in his left hand and a pen in his right. He was leaning on the table, frowning, his earnest appearance was like that of an ancient emperor reviewing memorials.

This is not the most unusual thing, what is even more amazing is the long-haired girl sitting next to her... girl? !

The roommate walked forward cautiously, and only screamed when he saw the face.

"Senior?"

Chen Xingge got a wig from nowhere, and it came with a long light yellow dress, so it was difficult to tell the male from the female.

Ye Yan stood next to him, with an impatient look on his face, but it was better than normal.

But the pictures that came together looked weird, as if some ancient and mysterious ritual was being performed.

"Student, roommate, welcome home." Chen Xingge brushed back the hair that was scattered around his ears.

"Senior, you..." The roommate struggled for a long time before saying, "I won't say anything, don't worry about me."

Chen Xingge: "..."

Forget it, the child is ignorant.

"Roommate, do you often have nightmares recently?" Chen Xingge patted him on the shoulder.

Chen Xingge's long hair is not ugly, although it may have something to do with his good looks.

It might be a bit of a misnomer to say delicate, but cute is a loose word.

Chen Xingge's uniqueness is hard to describe.

However, in this posture of stepping on a stool and hooking shoulders and backs, the sense of disobedience still does not run away from home.

"Yes...it's a little bit." The roommate is a bit autistic, and Chen Xingge can tell that he is not good at communicating with others, and now he is a little speechless because of this scene.

"It's like this. Your senior is usually very concerned about your situation. It just so happens that your senior Shen has recently been researching how to make people sleep better, and you have just made some achievements. It just so happens that your current state is similar to his. The treatment direction is exactly the same, do you want to try it?"

Once Chen Xingge said this, he couldn't stop, "Originally this project cost 666 just for the experience fee, and it will be doubled after it is promoted, but now I, your direct senior, because I care about my juniors, I am willing to pay [-]." Help others, how about doing it for you for free now?"

Shen Qi couldn't listen anymore, the bell in his hand was almost stuffed into Chen Xingge's mouth, "Brother Xing, take it away, you can't be too exaggerated."

Ye Yan took out his mobile phone directly, and almost went to Baidu's well-known mental hospital near Qingda University.

The roommate was moved, "Thank you seniors, I..."

My roommate was about to cry.

Shen Qixin said that this is some kind of fairy tale.

But in the end, the roommate was very reassuring and handed himself over to Chen Xingge, and even looked at Chen Xingge when he was lying down, with affectionate eyes, "Senior, you are so kind."

Chen Xingge's long hair almost fell to his roommate's face, he squeezed his roommate's hand, and responded tenderly, "My dear, see you in my dream."

The moment the roommate closed his eyes, Shen Qi's bell flashed past his eyes.

Ye Yan made a gesture to find a recliner and lie down, but was grabbed by Chen Xingge.

"what?"

Ye Yan: "?"

Chen Xingge seemed to understand Ye Yan's meaning, lowered his voice and whispered in his ear, "Do you really think you are playing Inception?"

Ye Yan: "..."

"Get up." Chen Xingge said again, "After a while, the roommates should start activities, get ready and play."

Ye Yan: "..."

He didn't really want to hear the word "going to play".

"Where did you get the clothes and wig?" Ye Yan looked at Chen Xingge.

"I borrowed it from a girl in our class. She recently fell in love with cosplay. I borrowed a slightly more normal set. How about it? Isn't it charming?"

Ye Yan: "You are really dedicated."

"That is necessary." Chen Xingge lowered his head, "Actually, I have had a dream of being an actor since I was a child."

Ye Yan wanted to cover his mouth directly.

"You are looking at this bell, your eyelids are getting heavier and heavier, you are slowly relaxing..." Shen Qi has already started "treatment" at the side.

Chen Xingge "..."

"It seems like that?" Chen Xingge's arms were disheveled, and he kept trying to lean on Ye Yan.

Ye Yan was so annoyed that she wished she could kick Chen Xingge out of the house, "Stay away from me."

"Dear Junior Ye Yan." Chen Xingge put his hand down, "I thought that our friendship has gone a step further after these several times of friendly cooperation, and peace is the most important thing between neighbors, otherwise Look, who else is playing with you on this floor?"

The truth is true, the whole freshman year just started not long ago, and almost everyone in the school knew that Ye Yan was so cold that no one dared to provoke him even in his classmates, although Ye Yan usually did nothing to disturb the whole school, but he The sense of alienation in the body is the same as the self.

Freezing three feet is not a one-day cold, Ye Yan's small fire should not be extinguished, but there were no sparks from the beginning.

"People still need to be more gregarious." Chen Xingge spoke with sincerity.

Ye Yan glanced at Chen Xingge, but said nothing.

Chen Xingge was chatting happily, suddenly there was movement on Shen Qi's side.

The person on the bed suddenly sat up like hysterical, Shen Qi shook the bell in front of him.

"Roommate, tell me, what did you see?"

The roommate stretched out his hand, as if trying to grab something, but he didn't have the guts.

"red……"

"Blood……"

The remaining three were stunned.

"What did he... just say?" Chen Xingge thought he didn't hear clearly, or couldn't believe it.

"Reading the file, do you know about the reappearance of the scene?" Shen Qi pasted a talisman on the bedside, "It seems that the situation is worse than we imagined."

Just as he was speaking, his roommate took two soulless steps, and then knelt down in front of Chen Xingge.

Chen Xingge: "???"

"Are you sure this is a reenactment of his scene?"

"Do it first." Shen Qi shook the bell twice, and the roommate's hand slowly stretched forward, holding it in mid-air, as if there was a person lying there.

"Mom..." the roommate said.

Shen Qi understood and called Chen Xingge to lie down.

"Looking at the situation, his mother should be injured."

"From now on, you are the mother of your roommate." Shen Qi said to Chen Xingge, "Hurry up and take up your responsibilities."

"Fuck..." Chen Xingge cursed, and followed his roommate's actions and lay down on the ground.

"Is it because of me?" The roommate's voice was trembling, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

Chen Xingge looked at Shen Qi, "Is there no such line in the script?"

"Go on."

"I don't know what the hell to answer and how to answer?"

"Combine the context of the upper and lower sentences."

Generally, such interrogative sentences are followed by negative answers, and the other party is her son.

Chen Xingge thought his analysis was very correct.

"No." Chen Xingge shook his roommate's hand, "You are right."

The roommate didn't seem to be disturbed by these words, and was still immersed in his own world.

"What's the situation?"

"It seems that his obsession is too deep, and the automatic mode has been turned on." Shen Qi said.

The roommate story continues.

Chen Xingge watched his roommate take out the phone to dial, and then talked a lot to himself, all of which revolved around his mother's injury.

It was only at the end that I called Dad, and it was really called out, with crying.

"Come back and have a look. My mother is going to die. She committed suicide. I didn't stop her. It's all blood. I'm afraid. Dad...can you come back?"

Chen Xingge was taken aback for a moment.

"he……"

Shen Qi: "Don't worry, the call has not been dialed."

Scene transition.

It looks like it should have just finished arguing.

"It's not me, I didn't..." The roommate huddled in the corner covering her head.

Chen Xingge walked over to try to comfort him as before, but all he received was avoidance from his roommate.

"Stop hitting, I really didn't tell my mother!"

They didn't expect this scenario.

"You obviously don't love her, why don't you get a divorce?" The roommate continued to hold her head, but the voice came out clearly, "I don't need..."

Chen Xingge's outstretched hand stopped in mid-air.

He had heard this sentence before.

"Xingge, I'm sorry, I have no love with him, but we must get married, become a family, and give birth to you."

Chen Xingge was in a trance for a moment.

The roommate's state began to appear manic.

"Fuck..." Shen Qi tried to approach his roommate, a little anxious: "When a person is hypnotized, their emotional encounters will be magnified, and the roommate experienced the pain again in the dream, which is a bit serious."

"It's the first time in my career that I'm so fucking lucky. Damn, I'm flattered." Shen Qi went on to say, "It's time for you to play a role in what happened next, and now we need to give roommates Create a dream that does not exist in reality, Brother Xing, go!"

There was no movement over there, Shen Qi turned his head to look, and found that Brother Xing was still sitting on the ground in a daze.

"Brother Star?"

Just as he was about to remind again, Ye Yan, who had been 800 meters away from this group of people, came over.

Afterwards, he lightly shook Chen Xingge's hand, took Shen Qi's bell and shook it in front of his roommate.

"I'm sorry." Ye Yan's voice was still warm, but the roommate unexpectedly calmed down.

"My mother and I apologize to you."

·

It has been more than an hour since the dormitory returned to calm.

Chen Xingge sat outside at the entrance of the corridor.

He is not a big smoker, but now he desperately wants to have one.

Chen Xingge felt all over his body, only to find that he hadn't put on cigarettes for a long time in order to give his juniors a good image, not to mention he was wearing a skirt today.

He's not good at dealing with family issues, let alone this one.

A little reckless, a little... regretful.

The situation at the roommate's house was a little worse than they imagined.

No, much worse.

My parents have been at odds for many years, my dad is a scumbag, and my mom was forced to marry because she had a child ahead of time, and the most common thing my roommates heard was "If it wasn't for the child..."

The roommate's mother is conservative in thinking, obedient and never resists, and only complains to her children when she is angry.

The roommate felt that everything was just because of him, just because of him.

Redundant?

Chen Xingge clicked his tongue.

The voice-activated light in the corridor came back on with the sound of the door, it should be someone getting up to go to the toilet at night.

The corridor is a necessary place for the toilet. Chen Xingge felt that it might scare the person who woke up at night, but he still didn't want to move.

tired.

The footsteps were getting closer, and Chen Xingge was ready to appease the big brother who was about to be injured, when a voice came from above his head.

"Hey."

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