I'm the ugliest kid on the internet

Every word is so cold.

Chen Xingge turned around and saw Ye Yan behind him.

The whole person stood there, covering the lights directly behind, and the shadow was cast on Chen Xingge. Ye Yan was completely behind the light, and Chen Xingge couldn't even see the expression on his face clearly.

The posture is still extremely pretentious.

Chen Xingge suddenly remembered that when he saw Ye Yan for the first time, he was also sitting like this, looking at Ye Yan who was walking towards him.

The arrogance on his body was still arrogant, which coincided with the seemingly impatient Ye Yan now.

Chen Xingge almost thought that Ye Yan would ask him to make an offer in the next second.

"Doing charity here?"

Chen Xingge: "..."

There are not so many mosquitoes in the men's dormitory of Qing University in summer. Chen Xingge didn't know if it was because he didn't pay attention to it or something, but he didn't hear a sound. There are a hundred mosquitoes having a party.

"Fuck." Chen Xingge almost jumped up and stood up, and when he stood up, he didn't stand still and helped Ye Yan.

Not in the mood to go back, Ye Yan didn't say anything else, Chen Xingge changed his posture, leaning his back against the wall, instantly a head shorter than Ye Yan.

Looking up at Ye Yan, "Student, do you have any cigarettes?"

Just after asking, I felt that it was not suitable for him, after all, Ye Yan had never smoked it before, and it was too damaging to the good image of the senior.

Although he doesn't have a good image in front of Ye Yan.

Confused and abducted?

As a result, Chen Xingge saw Ye Yan take out a pack of cigarettes from his right pocket before Chen Xingge could say no to it.

Chen Xingge: "..."

"Give me one." Chen Xingge raised his index and middle fingers, begging Ye Yan for a cigarette.

Ye Yan was not sure if there were any cigarettes in the pack.

He smoked a lot before, if I remember correctly, there is probably only one pack of cigarettes left...

"Just one?" Chen Xingge looked at the empty cigarette case.

as predicted.

"Well, just one." Ye Yan was confident.

"I'm so sorry."

After Chen Xingge finished speaking, he took out the only remaining cigarette from the cigarette case.

"Borrow a fire."

Ye Yan: "Excuse me?"

"No," Chen Xingge paused, "Excuse me."

"..."

The two of them didn't speak, the voice-activated lights in the corridor temporarily stopped working, and Ye Yan took out the lighter from his pocket.

click.

The moment the fire sparks appeared, Chen Xingge dodged back for a while before he lowered his head and lit the cigarette.

The light from the lighter did not illuminate a large area, and Ye Yan could only see Chen Xingge's mouth and the hand holding the cigarette.

Thin, long, well-articulated.

lip……

Cigarettes are lit.

Chen Xingge took a long breath before speaking, "Thank you."

The voice control light came on, Chen Xingge subconsciously squinted his eyes, and Ye Yan took advantage of the situation to put down the hand that he forgot to take back.

"What about those two people?" Chen Xingge asked.

Ye Yan: "Fall asleep."

"Fuck." Chen Xingge cursed with a smile, "Shen Qi is a machine that eats and sleeps."

"You," Ye Yan paused.

what happened to you?

Ye Yan was suddenly surprised that he had this question, even standing here with him now, he felt that he had taken the wrong medicine.

He was actually deceived by this liar again.

Why is he asking this?

superfluous.

"Huh?" Chen Xingge blew out a smoke ring, not very round, it hadn't been practiced for a long time, it dispersed after a while, and was trapped between the two of them.

Ye Yan's Adam's apple twitched, but he didn't say anything.

"Cough?" Chen Xingge looked at Ye Yan's face, waved the cigarette with his hand, "Impossible."

"Go and wake up Shen Qi." Ye Yan said.

"Forgot." Chen Xingge said as he wanted to touch his phone to see what time it was, and then remembered the fact that he didn't have a phone.

Want nothing.

"When is it?" Chen Xingge asked.

When Ye Yan came out, she didn't take her mobile phone, she raised her arm and looked at the non-existent watch on her wrist, "It's time to sleep."

Chen Xingge: "..."

With half a cigarette left, Chen Xingge walked away from the wall, took the cigarette in his hand, and handed it to the other party habitually, "Do you want it?"

Sharing cigarettes is very common between him and Shen Qi, but Chen Xingge forgot that the person in front of him is an extremely pretentious person.

Even the bed is not allowed to sit.

"Get used to it." Chen Xingge was about to withdraw his hand after speaking, "You must..."

Before he finished speaking, the cigarette in Chen Xingge's hand was taken away.

Although the opportunity for the two to meet can be summed up by a skin care brand, it is limited to being in front of outsiders.

He had never seen Ye Yan smoking.

Chen Xingge instantly felt like a bad brother who led elementary school students astray.

Ye Yan held the cigarette in his mouth, he didn't have the habit of sharing cigarettes, he didn't need it, and he didn't need it.

This one is an exception.

"Thank you, junior." Chen Xingge said, "I have been comforted."

"I'm a little unhappy today." Chen Xingge didn't know whether he had finally started the process of confiding or something else, so he uttered these words rarely.

Ye Yan didn't interrupt, he didn't know what to say at this time to make himself seem not very concerned about this issue.

Fortunately, Chen Xingge doesn't need others to cue him, "According to the situation of roommates, it is actually reasonable to charge a little money."

Ye Yan: "..."

He shouldn't have believed it.

"But you asked me to smoke, which offset it."

·

"I'm going to buy a mobile phone." Chen Xingge finally realized the seriousness of the problem after waking up two mornings without a mobile phone to scan and failing to get up.

Usually, the first thing he does when he wakes up is to turn on his phone, and forcefully hold his eyes that are about to close to swipe for 3 minutes, and the drowsiness immediately disappears.

Now another temptation to overcome the temptation is gone, and the result is that he is late for self-study and class for three consecutive days.

As a responsible class guide, he must set an example for the freshmen.

"Buy." Shen Qi agreed immediately.

In the past two days, the two of them shared the mobile phone, and Shen Qi often received pop-up dialog boxes from some school girls when he was having fun playing games.

【Sister: Senior, do you remember me?I like you for a long time, do you have a girlfriend? 】

After happily opening the Q letter, he saw that Chen Xingge had forgotten to log out of his account, and when he returned to the game, he found that he had been beaten to death by enemy soldiers.

Life's ups and downs are just that.

"Go now, this weekend, I have time, you wait for me for 3 minutes, now immediately, go, I will accompany you." Shen Qi was extremely righteous.

"Good brother, but it's not today." Chen Xingge patted him on the shoulder, "I still have preparations to do."

"Choose a phone?"

"There's no need to pick." Chen Xingge said, "Your brother Xing doesn't have the capital to pick now. It's my phone that picks me."

As Chen Xingge said, he took out a piece of paper from the bookshelf, and after turning it over, Shen Qi could see clearly what was on it.

"Receipt code?"

"Yes." Chen Xingge nodded, "This is the preparation work."

"Preparing for what?" Shen Qi had a bad feeling.

Chen Xingge: "Money."

Shen Qi: "Solicit donations?"

"That's a vulnerable group." Chen Xingge found a board for the payment code and pasted it up, "Your Brother Xing has hands and feet, why can't you obtain wealth through your own labor."

"Then you?" Shen Qi asked.

Chen Xingge put down the payment code, put his hands on Shen Qi's shoulders, "Baby, am I the person you love the most?"

Shen Qi: "?"

"If you love me, support my career."

Shen Qi: "..."

Chen Xingge took out a big-character poster that had been written a long time ago, and he knew it was from the person in front of him just by looking at the handwriting.

Unassuming, floating.

Pretty.

It's just that the content is a bit unreadable.

"Great clearance deal! Only 69 yuan per piece! Half price for the second piece!"

"Action is worse than heartbeat!"

"Buy is to earn~"

Shen Qi: "?"

"Brother Xing?" Shen Qi's eyes switched back and forth from the poster and Chen Xingge's face.

"You still can't see it?" Chen Xingge put away the poster, "Set up a stall."

Shen Qi: "..."

"Respond to the call and start with me."

"This is the leaders' encouragement to us young people. You have to know that in this era where opportunities and challenges coexist, seizing business opportunities is equivalent to seizing wealth and the future!"

"The input cost is low, the return is high, and it can also train people. Imagine that after a day of hard work through your own wisdom, facing the sunset, facing the sunset, counting the banknotes in your hand, you know that It's your sweat, you've shown them that you can do it! You can! You're the best!"

"When they would only reach out to ask for money from the family, you have used your own hands to make yourself comfortable, and you will thank yourself for making the decision now!"

"Brother! Don't hesitate anymore! Join me! Blend into me! Overtake me!"

"..."

The roommate had thought about it for a long time since he woke up that day, and finally the senior found him, had a long talk with him for evening self-study, and finally made a decision, and he was going to thank the senior before going home.

When he knocked on the diagonally opposite door with a bag of fruit in hand, he opened the door and saw two seniors sitting at the table, looking like they were concentrating on studying.

The seniors are really eager to learn, and they work so hard on weekends.

Chen Xingge was planning a grand blueprint, his heart was full of his career, he looked up and immediately looked down.

After careful planning, I realized that there were too many things missing, and the number of manpower was not enough.

The roommate had heard about Shen Qi and Chen Xingge's deeds before, and there was a little admiration in his tone.

"Senior, thank you for helping me so much before, I can think about it now thanks to you."

"Little things, little things."

"This is my wish, you must accept it."

"Don't dare, don't dare."

"In the future, if there is anything wrong with the senior, just come and tell me, I will do my best!"

"No need..."

Just as Chen Xingge came back to his senses, he raised his head abruptly.

"Really?"

The roommate was taken aback by the look, but immediately adjusted his state, "Yes! The senior has helped me so much, as long as I can do it, I am willing to define it!"

"Student!" Chen Xingge's eyes glowed as if he had found a prey, "Do you want to follow Brother Xing?"

roommate:"……"

·

Not long after, Ye Yan, who rarely lived in the dormitory on weekends, received a call from a certain senior while watching a movie.

"Three missing one on the road to getting rich, hot-blooded male college students are waiting for you online!"

The author has something to say: Ye Yan: Reported.