I'm the ugliest kid on the internet

That night, the four of them gathered in dormitory 513 neatly.

Although the process is not so beautiful, but the result is still good.

Chen Xingge occupied the only chair, without the slightest awareness of being a guest, as if the hosts of this dormitory were actually him and Ye Yan.

The other one was pulled to the periphery of the small group by Ye Yan, and the distance was inversely proportional to the degree of willingness.

Chen Xingge was still talking about his grand blueprint like a pyramid scheme leader.

"Although we have no experience, I believe! With our passion and strength, this is just the beginning, and we will grow bigger and bigger! One day, we will become the richest stall on that street !"

"After my careful investigation, the street with the most traffic is Daxue Road not far from our school. There are many students and a lot of consumption space. Although the competition is strong, there are also great opportunities. Most importantly, there is no urban management."

"The clothes we sell are all at the forefront of fashion, and young people will definitely like them."

Ye Yan who was on the side became more and more suspicious of whether there was something wrong with him who believed Chen Xingge's nonsense.

The phone rang, and Ye Yan picked it up and found that it was Jiang Yuan.

Jiang Yuan's family thought he was idle all day long, so they arranged for him to go abroad with a phone call, and he was due to fly in two days.

[Jiang Yuan: Brother Yan, shall I go find you tomorrow? 】

Ye Yan looked at the news. He, Jiang Yuan and Shen Qiao were friends since childhood. Although Shen Qiao was brought by Shen Jiaqiang halfway, they got along quite happily.

The three of them can't get together right now, and there will be one less in the future.

【F: Well, go to the house on Daxue Road, I'm not at home. 】

[Jiang Yuan: Didn't go back for the holiday? 】

[F: Back to the fart. 】

【Jiang Yuan: So you live outside now? 】

[F: I live on campus. 】

They are all spoiled and spoiled. Although Jiang Yuan is a little worse than Ye Yan's family, he has spent a lot of money. He is picky about food, clothing and housing. He has never known what a dormitory is since he was a child. .

[Jiang Yuan: Can people live in that place? 】

[F: ...]

[F: [picture]]

[F: Not bad. 】

When Ye Yan took photos of Jiang Yuan's dormitory, he couldn't avoid people, but he couldn't see anything from his back, but when Jiang Yuan saw the space and the number of people in the dormitory, the exclamation mark in the message filled the entire screen.

[Jiang Yuan: I'm stupid!Four people live in such a small place? !It's suffocating!And it's so fucking broken? 】

[Jiang Yuan: This is too broken!Brother Yan, did Uncle Ye stop your card?You tell my brother that although he doesn't have much money, he can still get hundreds of thousands of dollars now! 】

[Jiang Yuan: Brother Yan, what kind of life are you living! ! ! ! ! ! 】

Ye Yan sighed, the phone was almost numb from the shock.

[F: stop]

[Jiang Yuan:? 】

[F: Voluntary, rich, don't bother]

Ye Yan was too lazy to type, so she picked out a few key words and went back to the past. Fortunately, Jiang Yuan, as Tie Zi for many years, immediately understood.

[Jiang Yuan: Okay, by the way, Brother Yan, how is your college life?Is it particularly colorful?If I had known earlier, I would have asked my dad to find a school in China. It is too fucking troublesome abroad. 】

When Ye Yan took the photo, the phone was not muted. Although the sound was not loud, the dormitory was not too big, and the clicking sound clearly reached the ears of the three who were discussing important matters.

Chen Xingge: "Student, we left you out in the cold. I know you also have a passionate heart. Although you don't speak, I sensed your heart through the sound of taking pictures in the corner. Come join us." Let's not be afraid, come forward bravely!"

"..."

Shen Qi looked at his junior who was 800 meters away from them, and really couldn't think of where he, Brother Xing, could see it.

Ye Yan saw Jiang Yuan's news and heard Chen Xingge's MLM speech at the same time, so he responded.

【F: [smiles]】

[F: Quite exciting. 】

·

Several people discussed with great interest until late at night, and it was the roommate who yawned that ended the topic this time.

When Chen Xingge returned to his dormitory, he found that Ye Yan beside him had fallen asleep.

The whole person was leaning on the railing beside the bed, with his long legs casually draped beside him. The whole person was sleeping extremely gracefully, without nodding like a chick pecking rice, opening his mouth to drool, or even snoring, if it wasn't for him Glancing over there, he couldn't tell that Ye Yan was sleeping.

Following Chen Xingge's gaze, Shen Qi also saw Ye Yan who was asleep, and finally couldn't help but asked.

"Brother Xing, how did you fool Ye Yan over here?"

Although Chen Xingge had already been shocked once when he called Ye Yan, what shocked him even more was that Ye Yan would come back.

Not only the pupil quake, but the whole person seemed to be shaken.

Is the relationship between Brother Xing and this junior so good?

"How can you use the word "fudge?" Chen Xingge clicked his tongue, "It can't be my personality charm?"

"Brother Xing, wake up, even though it is night, wake up."

It was always uncomfortable to sleep on the chair, Chen Xingge walked over to wake Ye Yan up and let him sleep on the bed.

Before leaving, he repeatedly told Ye Yan who was already on the bed: "Don't forget what you promised me!"

Ye Yan was so annoyed that she closed her eyes and spit out a word.

Shen Qi: "..."

"Could it be that the younger brother has something in your hands?" Shen Qi chose not to believe him, Brother Xing.

Chen Xingge had just entered the bathroom with a bath towel, and when he heard this, he backed away, turned his head, with a look of disbelief, "Baby, you have to know that people are always dominated by desires. "

Shen Qi: "???"

·

The next day.

On weekends, Ye Yan and the others had time to think about it, but Chen Xingge slipped in through the back door to arrest them before class was over.

The action of entering the back door was too fluent, causing the whole class to have no reaction, thinking that it was a classmate who went to the toilet halfway.

Chen Xingge found Ye Yan's location accurately, but he didn't need to look for it, the last row seemed to be Ye Yan's exclusive location, as soon as he entered the door, he could see the conspicuous head.

Sitting alone in the last row.

Going two places to the side, I saw my roommate.

When sitting down next to Ye Yan, Chen Xingge could feel Ye Yan's eyelids lifted to this side, but they quickly lowered down. Chen Xingge looked down at the book in Ye Yan's hand.

"Enterprise Operations Management? You don't seem to have this class this semester." Chen Xingge approached, "Are you going to open an online store?"

Ye Yan: "..."

The little girl in the front row heard a familiar voice, but she didn't dare to turn her head back, so she could only strain her ears to listen behind her.

[Female classmate 1: The one who came in from behind... is the senior? 】

[Female classmate 2: Why is the senior here! !You are looking for me! 】

[Female classmate 3: Come find Huohuo!I saw the senior sitting next to Huohuo! 】

[Female classmate 1: Which warrior gave the nickname Huohuo?Too soft and cute? 】

[Female classmate 2: It doesn't matter!Look!The senior even leaned over to whisper to Huo Huo! ! 】

[Female classmate 3: Damn! ! ! !I'm gone! 】

"What's the matter?" Ye Yan couldn't read the book next to a living creature.

"Student, how can you say that? It's only been one night, have you forgotten our agreement last night?"

Ye Yan: "..."

People eating melons in the front row: "!!"

Chen Xingge didn't forget the business: "The goods are here, you can put them on later."

"When did I say I was going to wear it?"

Chen Xingge: "That's not what you promised me in bed last night."

Ye Yan: "..."

People eating melons in the front row: "!!!!"

What kind of crazy conversation is this? !

"Looking for death?" Ye Yan glanced at him.

This guy really has no boundaries.

"Don't be angry, junior." Chen Xingge coaxed immediately after being provoked, "Don't you want to learn that?"

Ye Yan: "..."

There was a sudden silence.

As soon as the get out of class bell rang, the three of them had already walked out of the classroom before the others could react.

Only the melon eaters in the front row looked at each other in blank dismay.

"Did you hear that?"

"You heard that too?"

"Am I right?"

"What are they talking about...?"

Several people reacted for a while before turning on their phones at the same time.

【Hold! ! !Steamed to make sugar! ! ! 】

·

University Road.

Chen Xingge borrowed a tricycle from nowhere. The back of the car was full of sacks of clothes. Four people stood at the intersection of the whole street, the place with the most traffic.

Chen Xingge skillfully set up a row of hangers, and then climbed into the back of the tricycle to take out the clothes from the sack.

However, after seeing the clothes in the transparent plastic bag, several people seemed a little speechless.

Shen Qi couldn't bear it first, pointed to one of the clothes and asked: "Brother Xing, are you sure these clothes can be sold?"

Chen Xingge followed Shen Qi's hand and saw the dress.

The color of the whole dress is mainly red, bright red, and a familiar Wangzai logo on the chest is extremely conspicuous.

Chen Xingge remembered that it was a suit, and the trousers seemed to be like this too.

"Don't believe my eyes?"

"You should ask who believes?"

Chen Xingge turned his gaze to the roommate next to him. The roommate looked confused, probably not realizing what kind of clothes it was.

Look at Ye Yan again.

"..."

Forget it.

"You have to believe me, believe us, we are miracles!" Chen Xingge gave another speech, "Are these clothes ugly? No, they are not ugly, they are flamboyant, they are passionate, they are not willing to be mediocre, we have to do it, we have to do it Those who are unwilling to be mediocre, if they are all the same as the people on this street, then we are still talking about dreams and success!"

Shen Qi: "..."

roommate:"!!!"

Ye Yan: "."

"Come on." Chen Xingge took out four clothes from the inside and handed them to them, "There is a public restroom next to it, go and change your clothes, let's get started!"

Ye Yan didn't answer, "Don't seek death yourself."

"Do you still want to..."

Chen Xingge didn't finish threatening this time, but when he saw Ye Yan turn his head and leave, he quickly grabbed his arm, "Student, if you have something to discuss, if you don't want to change it, you can change it, it's easy to talk about."

Clothes are put on hangers.

A row of bright colors lined up together, extremely eye-catching.

Chen Xingge turned on the horn prepared in advance, and after pressing it twice, a piercing sound came out.

I don't know when it was recorded.

"Look, take a look, all the suits are halved"

"Don't miss it when you pass by, the spirit guy warms you and me"

"He slaps his chest with passion, and the boy's temperament is as fierce as a wolf. With these social pants, the audience will remember you!"

"..."

The lingering sound lingers, refreshing.

What the hell is this psychedelic peddling?

"Brothers!" Chen Xingge turned around amidst the sound of the horn, and shouted to the three people behind him: "Practice!"

Shen Qi: "???"

roommate:"???"

Ye Yan: [smiles]

Chen Xingge seemed a little dissatisfied with their state, suddenly remembered something, walked to Ye Yan's side, and waved at Ye Yan.

Seeing that Ye Yan didn't respond, Chen Xingge moved closer.

"I promised you before, now I will teach you how to shake the flower hand, one-on-one with famous teachers, including teaching and assembly."

"Do you feel very touched?"

The author has something to say: Ye Yan: You are gone. [Smile]