I'm the ugliest kid on the internet

Shen Qi always felt that his Brother Xing was able to live until now, definitely because of his good luck.

Otherwise, with Ye Yan's current posture alone, he would have to go to the hospital several times.

Although Chen Xingge sneezed, his escape speed was top-notch.

At the moment, the intersection of Daxue Road is extremely lively, and there are several waves of passers-by who turn their heads frequently when they pass by.

Chen Xingge hid behind the car and poked his head out, without much confidence in his words.

"Student, hold back, this is in a public place, if it is too bloody, it will be harmonized."

Ye Yan squeezed his wrist, "Who will look for trouble first?"

"Me!" Chen Xingge confessed immediately, "It's me, it's me, it's me, Chen Xingge, the eternal sinner."

Ye Yan took back the steps he took, turned 180 degrees and started walking back.

Although Chen Xingge was cowardly, he was still ruthless in this situation: "Student, don't leave, everything else is easy to discuss, do you have the heart to leave our F4 behind? How can you fly solo if you agreed to debut together!"

Ye Yan: "Did I say that?"

Chen Xingge: "..."

He never officially agreed.

"Don't, try again, is it okay if you don't shake your hands? If it doesn't work, just come this time, just once!" Chen Xingge tried to lower the request, "Otherwise, I will promise you one more request about Brother Xing."

Ye Yan turned back, "You still have the face to say it?"

"If you really can't, you make a request. As long as I can do it, I will definitely agree to you. Are you loyal enough?"

Chen Xingge was just dying, but he found that the person in front of him stopped suddenly, and after thinking about it, he said, "What did you say?"

Chen Xingge: "I said so!"

·

Clothes are not selling well, and one of the reasons may be that this batch of goods is too "fashionable".

Trendy a lot of people stay away.

One night after opening, five pieces were sold, making a profit of 69.

Invite other members of F4 to drink a cup of milk tea.

The net income is 9 yuan.

After Chen Xingge shared the milk tea with the other two, he took out a cup and handed it to Ye Yan, who subconsciously wanted to refuse.

He doesn't like milk tea very much, it's too sweet.

"Here, less sugar." Chen Xingge said.

It's actually still pretty sweet.

Ye Yan only realized after taking a sip.

"Today's result is not bad." Chen Xingge did not know where the illusion came from, "Tomorrow we will continue to work hard!"

By the end of the day, Shen Qi had completely adapted to this attire, and even learned a few slogans from Chen Xingge.

"Follow Brother Xing, we will meet every day!"

The roommate is not good at communicating with people. Every time someone comes to ask the price, he is very shy and can't speak well, but now he has a smile on his face.

"Senior, I also feel that today is very good!"

shiny.

This is the happiest day he has been in these days.

Chen Xingge drank the milk tea very fast, and went down half a cup in three or two sips. After drinking it, he let out a long sigh of relief, walked over and patted his roommate on the shoulder, "Roommate, you are very enlightened."

"Thank you, senior!"

"Thank me for what?" Chen Xingge put his arms around his roommate's shoulders, "I still have to thank you."

The roommate was flattered, "It's good enough that I didn't make a mess."

"You sold more than half of the orders today. I also saw a young lady secretly taking pictures of you and saying that you are cute."

The roommate lowered his head, Chen Xingge couldn't see his expression.

Ye Yan was lowering his head to play with his mobile phone, but when he heard this sentence, he glanced this way unexpectedly.

Chen Xingge finished drinking the milk tea, went to the trash can, threw the trash, and then returned to his roommate.

"So." Chen Xingge resumed the shoulder hugging posture just now, like a big brother.

"You are not superfluous at all, don't think about nothing, you are a fucking thief."

·

Ye Yan looked at the phone, the time he agreed with Jiang Yuan was approaching, his house was not far from here, Jiang Yuan probably was on the way now.

Just when I was about to call Jiang Yuan to ask where he was, I heard a familiar shout from afar.

"Brother Yan!"

Jiang Yuan started yelling from across the intersection. That flamboyant pink Mustang was so eye-catching that people couldn't help but notice it.

Ye Yan didn't want to talk to him.

But Jiang Yuan's telepathy function was temporarily offline, and he pushed open the door of the supercar and ran over here, and a head of bright red hair appeared in front of him like a ball of fire.

"This is not..." Chen Xingge didn't recognize it just now, but he remembered it when he saw the fire.

Isn't this the turkey head that bought cakes with Ye Yan that day?

"Brother Yan is really you!" Jiang Yuan was only sure after trotting over, "I just looked at it for a long time and thought it looked like you, but I didn't dare to recognize it. What are you doing here? Shopping for clothes..."

Jiang Yuan looked around while talking, until his eyes were fixed on someone, and he was stunned for a long time before speaking.

"Hold?!"

"Why is it you again?!" Jiang Yuan obviously still remembered the humiliation at the beginning. After seeing Chen Xingge, he was so shocked that he didn't even bother to catch up with his brother Yan. "Your business scope has expanded quite widely, little brother? Since From the old town to the university town, you are the co-author? How do you let other liars live?"

"My friend, listen to me..."

"I don't listen, I didn't say it, it's fine if you trick someone, why the fuck did you catch someone cheating? You know that you can't stand our brother Yan when we get angry? Don't think that we didn't do anything the first two times. You will go to heaven! Let me tell you, our Brother Yan..."

Jiang Yuan's Ma Wei was forcibly stopped before he finished playing.

Ye Yan found a stack of promotional papers from nowhere, and directly blocked Jiang Yuan.

Jiang Yuan: "..."

"Shut up." Ye Yan had a bad temper, "Want to buy clothes?"

Jiang Yuan: "???"

"One piece is [-]% off, two pieces are [-]% off." Ye Yan said to the words on Chen Xingge's sign: "Jump price."

Jiang Yuan: "????"

What happened to Brother Yan?

Jiang Yuan thought for a while, turned his eyes back and forth among these people, and finally locked on Chen Xingge.

Opening the mouth is a heavy bullet.

"You are breaking the law, do you know that?!"

Chen Xingge: "???"

"It's fine if you do MLM yourself, why did you recruit our brother Yan? I don't care what method you used to confuse my brother Yan, but now that I'm here, I'll tell you clearly that I won't let you go this time." Liar, I have already called the police!"

Chen Xingge: "..."

Subconsciously looked at Ye Yan.

"It's useless! You see, Brother Yan is useless, let me tell you..."

"Jiang Yuan." Ye Yan finally couldn't hold back and called his name.

"Brother Yan, let me tell you, you are just temporarily..."

"He is my senior." Ye Yan cut him off.

Jiang Yuan's words got stuck in his throat, "?"

Chen Xingge saw the right moment, took out his student ID card from his bag, and kindly handed it to Jiang Yuan.

"My friend, let's get to know each other again. Chen Xingge, a sophomore in the Finance Department of Tsinghua University, is there any intention to support our cause?"

·

The tricycle has a lot of space, Chen Xingge drove the car with clothes, Shen Qi and his roommate drove in front, and Ye Yan got into Jiang Yuan's wild horse.

"Fuck, it's so embarrassing!" Jiang Yuan scratched the steering wheel in embarrassment from the moment he got in the car, "Brother Yan, why didn't you remind me?"

Ye Yan half-lyed on the co-pilot, put the milk tea just now in the cup slot next to it, "Can I insert it?"

"Fuck..." Jiang Yuan rubbed his face and asked in disbelief, "Is he really from Tsinghua University?"

"Yeah." Ye Yan closed his eyes, "Our class teacher."

"What the hell kind of fate is this?"

Ye Yan remembered that the senior Chen Xingge just started to make a show after introducing himself. From today's college students' employment difficulties to policy reforms, he didn't know how to get around to setting up a stall and chasing dreams.

In the end, Chen Xingge fooled her into buying two pieces of clothes out of nowhere.

"This is not just clothes, but also carries the dreams of several of our college students!"

Jiang Yuan now suspects that this is actually an MLM organization in the guise of a university, especially Chen Xingge, the captain of this team, who is so contagious that the two people next to him have become foils compared to him.

"Brother Yan, I don't care about them, why are you doing this?" Are you really brainwashed?

Ye Yanxin said that I didn't even know what I was doing.

Simply dementia.

"Chasing dreams."

Jiang Yuan: "..."

It's over, brother Yan has definitely been brainwashed.

Jiang Yuan was scheming in his heart, followed the three-wheeler in front of him, and agreed to have dinner with them just now. It was originally a friendly old friend reminiscing about the past, but it turned into a celebration.

Celebrate their successful opening.

When he was holding the sunglasses, his hand touched the cup slot, and only then did he remember that brother Yan had taken a cup of milk tea earlier.

"I remember that you didn't like milk tea before, and you said it was too sweet to drink. Why did you suddenly remember to buy it?"

Ye Yan didn't speak, her eyes were closed and she didn't know what she was thinking, it took her a long time to hold the milk tea.

"Ah."

Even the vocal cords didn't vibrate, and I didn't know who I was speaking to.

·

The brakes on the three wheels were not very effective. Chen Xingge started to step on them from a few meters away, and finally stopped at a skewer restaurant.

"Get out of the car!" Chen Xingge waved his hand, and several people got off three rounds swiftly.

Jiang Yuan didn't slow down after looking at the sign for a long time.

"This place doesn't fucking get food poisoning, does it?"

Jiang Yuan is not familiar with this area, just now when Chen Xingge swore to take him to a good place to eat when he impulsively said to eat together just now, he didn't feel it yet.

Now he realizes later that the good place in his mouth is probably not the same as that in Chen Xingge's mouth.

"Friend." Chen Xingge also saw Jiang Yuan's hesitation, "You don't know that, but this thing, the more messy the place, the better it is."

Jiang Yuan looked at him with the expression that I fucking knew you had started again.

"If you don't believe me, ask Brother Yan." Chen Xingge pouted towards Ye Yan.

Ye Yan went straight into the skewer shop.

The space inside is not crowded, the tables are not next to each other, the distance between the seats is quite far, and there is a karaoke stand next to it, and the girl who is singing with a guitar is humming in her mouth. What.

Shen Qi and the others had already found a table, and when they walked in, they were sitting on the table closest to the guitar and waving at them.

"You go and sit down first, I'll talk to the boss." Chen Xingge said and walked to the cashier.

Jiang Yuan glanced at the cashier counter, there was a young-looking sister with exaggerated makeup, those who didn't know thought it was smoked by skewers.

"What kind of magical species is this person? There are acquaintances everywhere... acquaintances?" Jiang Yuan looked at Chen Xingge, who walked over and started chatting with the boss very naturally, and sighed.

Just as Ye Yan took two steps, the phone rang twice.

His cell phone doesn't ring often, few people contact him, even Shen Qi doesn't talk often, let alone he is still beside him now.

I could still receive the cordial greeting from that senior before, but since I explained "his brother" that time, I haven't heard it again.

There is probably only one person left to contact him at this point.

This weekend, Shen Qiao should be on vacation, but I don't know how she got the phone.

Opening the Q letter, it was indeed two messages from Shen Qiao.

The latest item in the list is a photo.

Ye Yan seemed to have thought of something, his eyes darkened, and he clicked on the message box.

[Shen Qiao: The mobile phone I risked my life to get, Brother Xing's high-definition uncoded photo!Slow hands! 】

【Shen Qiao: [picture]】

As if wanting to confirm something, Ye Yan clicked on the photo.

The signal of the skewer shop is not good, and it took several seconds for the loading circle to slowly appear in the picture.

hd.

So clear that Ye Yan can remember it at a glance.

He looked up.

After Chen Xingge finished talking with the boss, he received five bottles of beer as a gift, and brought them back here with three hands in one hand and two in the other hand.

Ye Yan was looking at him, the photo of Brother Xing on the phone screen just now was still in his mind.

The appearance coincides with the person directly in front of him.

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