I'm the ugliest kid on the internet

The feeling of liking someone is amazing, Ye Yan still remembers the first time he met Brother Xing.

It is no exaggeration, Brother Xing is the fastest of all the people he has ever met.

Although it has only been a few months, the scene at that time still seems to be vivid in my memory.

He was really grateful for that pk, the internet allowed him to meet Brother Xing.

At that time, he didn't know what the talent that Brother Xing performed was called, but he only knew that the speed of his hands was a height beyond his reach.

Later, he went to check it out, and the talent that Brother Xing performed that night was called Huashou.

For a game anchor, fast hand speed is the key to victory, and all people with fast hand speed should receive the highest praise.

Out of respect, he smashed 1314 "I have you in my dream" for his idol, and he was looking for the trumpet specifically for Uncle Wen.

Probably since then, Brother Xing has taken root in his heart.

He still remembers the mood when Brother Xing replied to him for the first time, nervous, excited, and cautious.

Those moments seemed to be surrounded by 3D, buzzing in his mind.

·

"Brother Yan?" Jiang Yuan was the first to find out that something was wrong with him, and he yelled three or four times without responding.

"Brother Yan, what's wrong with you?" Jiang Yuan shook his hand in front of Ye Yan, but found that there was still no response.

Jiang Yuan thought that brother Yan had received some kind of stimulation, and he had been like this since he read the news just now, and he didn't care about privacy anymore, so he went straight to grab the phone.

Ye Yan reacted at the last moment and held the phone tightly.

"What the hell happened to you, Brother Yan? You scared me to death!"

Ye Yan's expression was a little stiff, "It's okay."

shit.

Chen Xingge was extremely careless about eating, his mouth was full of oil, and his tone was concerned: "What's wrong with you, junior?"

The latter stood up straight away, his face darkened to the extreme.

"gone."

Chen Xingge: "???"

"Have you eaten well?" Senior Chen Xingge cared about everything except money, "Still not used to it? Well, we can..."

"Eat." Ye Yan left the skewer shop without looking back.

Before leaving, I didn't forget to settle the bill.

Jiang Yuan had just completed his mental preparation and finished eating the first skewer. After discovering the beauty of the food, he hadn't had time to taste more. Seeing that Brother Yan had left, he had to put down the skewers in his hand and chase them out.

In an instant, there were only three people left at the table.

Chen Xingge was stunned for a long time looking at the back of the man who had gone away. During the period, he heard the sound of Jiang Yuan's wild horse driving away, but he still couldn't figure out why this man was crazy.

"What's the matter with him?" The three of them were quiet for 5 minutes before Shen Qi spoke.

"Maybe I went to see a doctor."

"What disease?"

"Psychopathy."

Chen Xingge had no intention of prying into other people's privacy, so after a few hilarious words, nothing happened.

As a result, just a few minutes after eating, Shen Qi suddenly covered his stomach with an indescribable expression.

"Damn! I can't fucking die!"

Chen Xingge: "What's wrong with you?"

"Damn it, the toilet..." Shen Qi ran away clutching his stomach, shouting while running: "Milk tea... Yes, it's poisonous!"

Chen Xingge: "Fuck???"

He seemed to know why his junior had left just now.

The things from the small vendors are so unhygienic!

·

Jiang Yuan watched Ye Yan pinch the ninth beer bottle and finally reached out to stop it.

"Brother Yan, there is no stock in the refrigerator. As promised, you have a drink and I don't get drunk? Why are you drunk alone?"

Ye Yan picked up the last bottle of beer on the table and pulled the ring with one hand.

"Go buy it."

Jiang Yuan: "..."

Who is practicing this for whom?

"Brother Yan, what's the matter with you?" Jiang Yuan was a little worried, "What news did you read and reacted so strongly?"

Ye Yan: "Shut up."

Don't mention the news.

Oh shit.

"Then stop drinking." Jiang Yuan made a gesture to snatch the bottle.

Ye Yan was obviously stronger than Jiang Yuan, so he took another sip from the bottle, "I'm refreshing."

Remind yourself not to wander.

As soon as I was distracted, I fucking remembered that photo just now.

Who the hell can stand it.

Jiang Yuan and Ye Yan have been friends for many years, so how could he not know his brother Yan's drinking capacity.

"Really? I don't believe it."

It is true that Ye Yan's capacity for alcohol is not very good, and it was revealed through the indescribable aggrievedness and boredom of drinking energy.

"Fatty, tell me, are there two people who look alike in this world?"

Jiang Yuan: "..."

He, Brother Yan, was indeed drunk, and even started calling him by his nickname when he was a child.

"Yes, the twins look a lot the same." Jiang Yuan was extremely cooperative.

"Then what if..." Ye Yan frowned, "What about half-parents?"

Jiang Yuan: "..."

What is the fate? ?

Before Jiang Yuan could answer, Ye Yan fell back and sat slumped on the ground with his back leaning on the sofa, "Forget it, let's go buy wine."

Jiang Yuan: "???"

What happened to him, Brother Yan?

Looking at this appearance, Jiang Yuan suddenly had an answer in his heart, "Brother Yan, why is your situation so broken-hearted?"

After he finished speaking, he felt two cold lights beside him, and Brother Yan's eyes almost killed him.

"I'm going to buy wine!"

Brother Yan's drinking capacity is about the same as that. Originally, Jiang Yuan brought two bottles of red wine over, but as soon as Brother Yan got home, he went straight to the refrigerator and took out beer and started pouring it. His posture was almost like pouring beer on his head.

Jiang Yuan went to the supermarket downstairs to buy a few bottles of beer, and when he passed by the pharmacy, he brought some hangover pills.

After going up, he found that Brother Yan had obediently returned to the bedroom and lay down, and Jiang Yuan covered him with the quilt again.

Looking back at the phone, I don't know when it has been soaked in the wine glass.

After taking it out, it can't be turned on anymore.

Jiang Yuan became more and more certain in his heart: Brother Yan is definitely broken in love!

Ever since he was a child, he had never seen a girl Ye Yan liked. Even Shen Qiao, who grew up together, acted like a conscientious brother.

It seems to always be the same, rational, calm, and heartless.

Thinking of this, Jiang Yuan looked at Ye Yan who was sleeping soundly on the bed, and tiptoed quietly out of the bedroom.

At this moment, Jiang Yuan didn't know how much commotion his Brother Yan had caused just now.

What's more, the fans of Dreamland were blown up tonight because of a post from their long-lost Flame.

·

First-year students are full on Monday.

It was rare for Chen Xingge to arrive in the classroom early.

Not for class.

He is here to block people.

Ye Yan didn't come to the morning self-study this morning, and she skipped class all morning.

Chen Xingge called several times but no one answered. He almost called 120 directly, only to find out that he didn't know Ye Yan's address at all.

Finally, I opened the Q letter and found Jiang Yuan who I just met yesterday. Fortunately, I left the Q signal in advance.

[STAR: Friend, is Ye Yan okay now? 】

【Jiang Yuan: still sleeping】

【STAR: Is he better? 】

[Jiang Yuan: Last night was not very good, I can't see it now]

Chen Xingge breathed a sigh of relief, as long as people are free.

Just about to return the Q letter, another message was sent over there.

[Jiang Yuan: Senior Chen, is there anything wrong with Brother Yan at school? 】

Chen Xingge thought it was a friend who cared about him, so he thought it was a good thing.

[STAR: Ye Yan has always been very gregarious and gets along very happily with his classmates. We are all his good friends]

【Jiang Yuan:......】

Is this his Brother Yan?

[Jiang Yuan: Then does he have any special friends in school? 】

Chen Xingge paused when sending the message.

Opposite is Ye Yan's hair boy, who can ask this question...

Jealous?

Jealous!

【STAR: Don’t worry, I’m not even close to you】

[STAR: I usually sit with his roommate, and the rest are nodding acquaintances]

Chen Xingge looked at this message, and consciously returned the Q letter with great satisfaction.

But he didn't know that Jiang Yuan on the opposite side had been thinking about these two messages, especially the last one, for a full 10 minutes.

You know, how could Brother Yan usually let outsiders get close to him!

I have never been at the same table since I was a child, let alone sit, one, one, one.

It's not that he didn't think that brother Yan would like a man, after all, he had never seen Ye Yan fall in love with any girl. When he was reading the study materials with his friends, brother Yan was reading the study materials beside him.

He recalled those few people yesterday, and the roommate was probably one of the members of the MLM gang.

Jiang Yuan has already forgotten what that person looks like. In his impression, he should be the type who is cute but disappears immediately when he is thrown in the crowd.

Brother Yan likes this?

·

When Ye Yan got up, he found that his hair was a little different.

When he was getting dressed and ready to go to class, Jiang Yuan suddenly took his hand and said affectionately: "Brother Yan, no matter what decision you make, brother will support you unconditionally!"

Ye Yan looked at him, speechless.

"What did I say last night?"

Jiang Yuan's sad expression climbed up his face, and he patted Ye Yan's shoulder, "No need to say anything, I understand."

“There will be better!”

Ye Yan slept all night and digested the matter in a hurry. Although he still felt awkward after mentioning it, he was able to accept Jiang Yuan's comfort calmly.

He probably told Jiang Yuan about it after drinking last night.

Ye Yan: "Thank you."

Jiang Yuan: "You will always be my Brother Yan!"

Ye Yan:?

The same anomaly occurs in the classroom.

Ye Yan had a hangover all night and was still a little dizzy, but when he arrived at the door of the classroom, he saw Chen Xingge standing there, looking around for someone.

The scene of yesterday flashed across my mind in an instant.

At first, he wanted to ignore it, but after seeing him, Chen Xingge seemed to see a brother he hadn't seen for many years, and the expression on his face was unpredictable when he walked over.

In the end there was only apology left.

Chen Xingge thought about the news about Jiang Yuan just now, yesterday's milk tea must have caused Ye Yan a lot of trouble, and he was already prepared to fight back if he was beaten or scolded.

"Are you okay? I'm sorry, Ye Yan, I caused you to become like this." Chen Xingge apologized sincerely.

Ye Yan's face was full of splendor.

How did he know he knew?

Ye Yan saw that the students next to him were almost gathered together, and walked outside.

Chen Xingge followed Ye Yan to an empty corner at the back of the teaching building, thinking that if he knocked himself out, no one would see this place.

He doesn't have a mobile phone himself, and if his junior misses it, tomorrow the school newspaper will have a "Surprise!A dead body of a man was found behind the teaching building of Tsinghua University, with many bruises on his body", which is wonderful.

With trepidation, he finally waited for Ye Yan to speak.

"Why lie to me?"

Ruined!He really thought he did it on purpose!

"I really didn't lie to you, I didn't know beforehand, really!" Chen Xingge was about to swear, "If it wasn't for Shen Qi also like that, I really don't know..."

"You even lied to Shen Qi?"

"I really didn't lie to you, my roommate and I are fine! To express my apology, I brought you medicine." Chen Xingge took out a box of things from his schoolbag as he spoke.

It was only after Ye Yan took it that he saw the name on it clearly.

The diarrhea stopped.

"?"

Chen Xingge continued to apologize: "I really didn't know there was a problem with the milk tea when I bought it. Yesterday Shen Qi almost died in the toilet. Although you are already well now, this is my heart. If you don't think it's enough to go back to the dormitory There are also the skewers packed yesterday, which are stored in the refrigerator, you didn’t eat them when you left yesterday..."

·

When Chen Xingge returned to the dormitory, he was still holding the box of Xieliding in his hand. He really thought that Ye Yan would kill him just now, but in the end Ye Yan just gave him a cold look and left.

Of course the medicine was not taken.

Before he had time to breathe a sigh of relief after the catastrophe, he heard Shen Qi's voice like killing a pig.

When Chen Xingge almost thought that he started running to the toilet again, Shen Qi yelled into the phone:

"Damn!! Look at Weibo, why the hell did you mess with Flame?"

Chen Xingge was taken aback for a moment, he didn't remember any interaction with Flame these two days.

Walking to Shen Qi's side in three or two steps, the Weibo on the phone has not been exited, the interface is Flame's Weibo.

The latest one has exploded.

Weibo is very simple, there is not even a punctuation mark, only two bare words, and an Aite.

Flame_1: Liar @your star brother

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