I'm the ugliest kid on the internet

[[HOT] Liar, understand! 】

- Can anyone explain the meaning of those two words? ? ?

- This melon is so sudden, I'm a little confused

-what's the situation?This is the F I know?I haven't heard any news about him.

-Look next door!A big boss picked up the information along Weibo, pointing the way → "Dark Belly Wife: Cold-faced Big Boss' Heart-Fashion"

-? ? ?Are you sure the link above is correct?

- How did I find out that this xg is so refreshing recently, the road turns dark, vomit

-Depend on!I also read that post!Can a certain xg do it for herself?Does bullying us hh have a sense of accomplishment?Our brother earnestly completes the dream mission, just you xfzl?

-Dream, why can anyone be an anchor?

……

When Ye Yan knocked on the 515 dormitory, he could still hear the curses coming from inside.

Emotional, cadenced.

"You have the ability to post on Weibo, you have the ability to reply to me! Don't pretend to leave silently, I know you are online!"

Ye Yan: "..."

Gritting his teeth, he knocked on the door again with the last bit of patience, and someone inside finally heard it.

"Enter!"

Chen Xingge was immersed in the network, looked up at the person who came, and immediately threw himself into the fight.

The whole person is very fried.

The keyboard almost broke him.

"Is something wrong?"

Ye Yan put the materials in his hand on the side of the table, "Sports meet student list."

During class in the afternoon, my roommate answered the phone and went out, and never came back. It was nothing unexpected but his wonderful parents.

So the task that was originally given to the roommate fell into Ye Yan's hands.

Ye Yan still remembered what the man said when he handed the list to him.

"The roommate said that you are familiar with the senior."

Cook ass.

Chen Xingge kept moving his hands, "Put it there, I'll see later."

Ye Yan still couldn't connect the person in front of him with Brother Xing in his mind.

However, Chen Xingge is breaking his illusion bit by bit.

Chen Xingge looked up and found Ye Yan who was still standing beside him.

"Is something wrong?"

The buffer period is not enough.

Not in the mood to listen to the collapse of the former idol, Ye Yan chose to leave this sad place.

When Ye Yan turned to leave, Chen Xingge and Shen Qi had already changed their styles.

Can't tell if it's anger or something else.

Ye Yan is not someone who likes to listen to gossip, but he heard a familiar word in this pile of nonsense.

Flame.

Chen Xingge was probably very angry, but it was the first time he said his name.

Ye Yan paused as he left.

Chen Xingge's anger came and went quickly.

It's already afternoon, and things have already become serious.

After scolding and scolding, and looking for him, he felt that Flame was really not there.

He doesn't know what Flame's tweet means, and he hasn't even been on Dreamland recently.

"what are you doing?"

Chen Xingge grabbed the water on the table and took a sip. When he heard the voice, he found that Ye Yan hadn't left yet. Not only that, he also expressed his concern for him.

"It's nothing." Chen Xingge never let others worry, "It's just an idiot."

Chen Xingge said again: "What will you apply for this sports meeting?"

Ye Yan didn't answer, and asked again: "Is it related to Brother Xing?"

Chen Xingge: "..."

Forgot, the one on the side is a Xingge fan.

"My younger brother's journey to stardom is really hard." Chen Xingge went on stage as soon as he said he would, switching freely.

"I didn't have much popularity in the first place, and I was so diligent in making videos, and I was so tired that I was hospitalized. It's all like this, but someone still deliberately harmed him..."

Shen Qi looked at Brother Xing's coquettish operations and couldn't care less about getting angry, he was so surprised that he couldn't speak.

But when did Brother Xing have a younger brother?

At this moment, Shen Qi's tacit understanding with his Brother Xing reached its peak.

Shen Qi: "My brother is really difficult."

Ye Yan: "..."

Today, after he woke up, his mobile phone was already in an unusable state, Ye Yan thought that the most he could do was soak his mobile phone in wine.

I don't remember tweeting at all.

Ye Yan walked up to Chen Xingge, "Borrow your phone."

Chen Xingge handed it to him without asking, "Use it, Shen Qi's."

Ye Yan glanced at Shen Qi.

Shen Qi is not familiar with his junior, most of his acquaintances come from Chen Xingge.

Shen Qi really didn't quite understand how Chen Xingge could play with Ye Yan.

"Use it! Use whatever you want!"

·

"Qi, let's analyze, what is the psychology of this Flame?" Chen Xingge sat cross-legged on the chair, looking like he was meditating.

"Maybe?" Shen Qi flashed a post in his mind, thinking that he must have been brainwashed by that scrapping post, "You hurt him and just laughed it off?"

"Fuck?" Chen Xingge almost poured water over it, "Didn't you see that I've been busy with school things recently?"

Shen Qi found out that post again, it was very explosive at the beginning.

"He is the male god of the whole network who is cold, ascetic and loves; Poking attention, coincidences again and again..."

Chen Xingge couldn't take it anymore after hearing a few sentences, "Get lost!"

People who eat melons will never have too much melons.

Chen Xingge felt that he should have clashed with Flame by fate.

Just when I was about to quit to play two poker cards to relieve my mood, there was a small red dot on the private message page at the bottom of Weibo.

.

Chen Xingge clicked in.

Flame finally came back after almost a day.

[Flame: Sorry, wrong post. 】

Chen Xingge:?

???

? ? ? ? ? ?

I? ? ?

·

Ye Yan used the phone for a long time, and when he came in, the Internet dispute between the two had ended.

Chen Xingge was sitting on a chair and meditating, while Shen Qi was pointing a fan at Chen Xingge's head at the side, and the wind was turned on to the maximum.

While blowing the wind, he said: "Brother Xing, murder is against the law, murder is against the law."

Ye Yan put the phone on the table and glanced over there.

"Not resolved yet?"

He has already sent a Weibo clarification, and he should see it now.

The sudden incident, and the fact that Chen Xingge is Brother Xing was a double blow.

Ye Yan was going to apologize and solve the misunderstanding by the way.

"It's about this." Shen Qi said in embarrassment, "It's hard to go into too much detail." To sum it up, I've already taken off my pants, but you show me this? "

Ye Yan: "..."

What kind of metaphor is this?

"Forget it." Chen Xingge finished his meditation, "Sad things don't stay overnight."

"Stupid people don't have brains."

"Forbearance a moment, calm, take a step back, a brighter future."

"I am not a fool, let me pass."

Ye Yan: "..."

Let me know, I misunderstood.

There is no need to solve it, it is deadlocked.

·

The Tsinghua University sports meeting has always been very grand, and the sports meeting is followed by a parade, which can be regarded as the last presumptuousness for freshmen.

Maybe it's because I just entered the university and I'm still full of curiosity about everything. The freshmen are extraordinarily active.

Except Ye Yan.

"What did you sign up for?" Chen Xingge looked through the sports meeting list twice, but found that he couldn't find Ye Yan's name, and wondered if he had missed it.

Ye Yan was not very interested, "Audience."

Chen Xingge: "Audience registration?"

Ye Yan put on the earphones directly.

Extremely indifferent.

Chen Xingge felt that his junior had changed.

"Sports meet and performance, choose one." Chen Xingge held the form.

Ye Yan finally got really impatient and ticked off the long-distance running.

When it was finally reported, other class guides were still discussing the program list.

There is nothing to discuss in the sports meeting, just those few events come and go.

Mainly extravaganzas.

Chen Xingge roughly looked at the program list, singing, dancing and drama are all routine.

The latter few are not so conventional.

Erhu, stilts, cross talk.

Others performed ventriloquism.

After Chen Xingge turned two pages, he put down the list without interest.

In the end, the desire to get rich through hard work has not been realized, and the clothes are unsalable, mainly because the F4 can't get together.

Shen Qi has asked for leave for the past two days to go home. His three-year-old cousin is celebrating her birthday, and she is clamoring to find her brother.

The roommate took another week off, but this time it was obviously much better than last time.

Chen Xingge planned to broadcast live today, in order to sell the previously unsalable clothes.

The live broadcast equipment is ready, Chen Xingge puts on the selected clothes, adjusts the camera, skillfully turns the beauty face to the maximum, and finally takes out the prepared wig, sunglasses and mask.

That's it.

After buying the new mobile phone, he has never broadcast live or filmed a video, and now it is much better than the previous mobile phone.

The live broadcast is on.

Since that incident, Chen Xingge's popularity has increased a lot. As soon as the broadcast started, many people came in.

-First!

-[星星] Guard the best brother Xing [星星]

-[Xingxing] Brother is coming!

-? ?It’s been a long time since I’ve seen the live broadcast of the taste of earth, sorry for the first laugh

It's been a long time since the live broadcast, and Chen Xingge felt a sense of emotion when he read the opening remarks.

"Steel gun with roses, flower arms full of back, lonely and brave and never backed down, you brother Xing is really tired from running around!"

-Finally heard my brother's opening remarks again

-[Xingxing] Brother misses you so much/.

-Brother will always have us [heart]

-I'm sorry, I knew it would be dirty before I clicked in, but I didn't expect it to be so...

-Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha

- Go, go, go, go!

Chen Xingge felt that it was almost time, and after saying a few words on the scene, he began to show off today's clothes.

"Today, brother Xing brings you the exclusive battle uniform of the spirit boy!"

"Do you envy those unruly teenagers galloping on the streets? Do you yearn for those gorgeous clothes but are limited by your pockets? Starting today, as long as it is bought by Xingge's relatives here, the lowest price on the entire network ! [-]% off!"

"Professional young man tailors a match for your loved ones that suits your temperament. You are the brightest kid on the whole network!"

"The colorful world is charming, don't be shy if you don't have the strength! First wear the leather jacket and then pull up the trousers, and step into the society from now on!"

-Brother Xing is of the same style/rounded up, Brother Xing and I are wearing couple outfits [心]

-No uniform, no spirit

-Some people opened a certain treasure while watching the live broadcast...

- What should I do, hahahahaha, I actually want to buy it a little bit

-Isn't the funniest thing about this live broadcast being subdivided into "Inspirational Life"?

- Hahahahahahaha God damn inspirational!

-Anchor, are you doing MLM?

-Anchor, can you wear that Wangzai milk suit and come to Duan Huashou and the spirited guy social shake?If you come, I will bring the whole village to buy

……

Huashou and Social Shake are both good, but changing clothes is a bit troublesome. Chen Xingge's camera was turned to the side, and he took the clothes to prepare to change.

Usually he also live broadcasted in the dormitory, basically no one else came in and out, when the door rang, Chen Xingge subconsciously thought it was Shen Qi.

It's nothing unusual for Shen Qi to appear in the live broadcast room, Chen Xingge didn't care.

He even said "Baby come and help me pull off my clothes".

The result did not wait for the expected hand.

Only then did Chen Xingge remember that if there were no accidents today, Shen Qi would still be eating cake with his little cousin at home.

Chen Xingge's heart trembled.

Looking towards the door.

In the next second, they met Ye Yan's eyes.

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