I'm the ugliest kid on the internet

Did this person do it on purpose?

And where do I have any underwear for him to wear?

"Wear your previous one."

"Wet."

Chen Xingge: "..." Just leave it to you.

"Go buy it."

?

What kind of young master are you?

"Who?"

"you."

"I?"

"Or it's still me?"

Chen Xingge thought that he shouldn't ask.

Finally Chen Xingge came up with a reason, "I'm playing games."

Ye Yan glanced at the mobile phone on the sofa, "Take my mobile phone, there is cash in the wallet on the table."

Chen Xingge: "..."

Does he mean that?

He wanted to say something, but Ye Yan didn't give him a chance at all.

"The password is six nines."

After I came out, I looked at the small supermarket across the street and still didn't understand why I came out this time.

The Sunrise Hutong at night should be renamed Dafeng Hutong, the whole vent is blowing with wind, which blows people away.

Chen Xingge wrapped the clothes around his body, and trotted into the small supermarket.

After arriving, when he was about to pick up two and leave, the phone rang, and Chen Xingge took it out to see that it was the young master who was waiting for his underwear at home.

I know because of the caller shown above.

son.

... Don't want this person's mobile phone, right?

"What are you doing?" Chen Xingge said angrily as he was pulling plastic bags from the shelf.

The water over there has stopped, and only Ye Yan's voice can be heard.

"Don't buy by your size."

Chen Xingge snapped his fingers.

"I can't fit it, it's too small."

Chen Xingge: "..."

"You are so fucking young! Do you believe that I will turn around and go back now?"

What saddens Chen Xingge the most is that his frame is too small, no matter how hard he exercises, it won't help. Even though he is a man with six-pack abs, he is still skinny in terms of normal body type.

Damn it's not too young!

angry!

Chen Xingge didn't react when there was a low laugh on the phone.

"Brother Star."

"Ah?" Chen Xingge waited for Ye Yan to finish shouting before recovering, "Let me tell you that it's useless to be soft at this time."

"Brother Xing is the most handsome, brother Xing is invincibly handsome."

Chen Xingge: "..."

"If you say something nicer, I'll think about it."

Chen Xingge thought that Ye Yan's patience had come to an end, but then he thought that this person's temper was very strange.

He thought that words like "Brother Xing's technology is a steal" and "Brother Xing is so handsome" were the limit.

"Brother, help me."

Chen Xingge: "..."

Ye Yan is usually very unruly, even the senior directly under him has never heard him call senior, and most of the time he is not very sincere when he calls Brother Xing, usually he just says it when he is happy, and he doesn't even say it when he is unhappy Gotta say.

Not to mention the son on the note.

brother.

When Ye Yan said these two words for the first time, Chen Xingge only felt his head buzzing.

Blasted.

Chen Xingge forgot how he hung up the phone, it was broken as if he was drunk, and when he fully woke up, he was already at home.

I actually bought four pairs of underwear.

Two largest sizes, and two M sizes.

Ye Yan was playing games on the sofa wrapped in pajamas, Chen Xingge's mobile phone was still in his hand, and the frequency of finger movements was not at all like that of a basically unbeaten high-player.

He turned his head when he heard the door knock, and found four pairs of underwear in Chen Xingge's hand.

"For a couple?" Ye Yan asked.

Chen Xingge: "..."

"Your lover, my uncle, can't I sell it? The middleman makes the difference!"

Who would buy a used panty?

Chen Xingge didn't know how he bought them, so he bought four.

Still two of the same.

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Ye Yan talking into the phone.

"Don't worry about adults' affairs, children."

"If you have an opinion, hold back."

"You're too picky."

Chen Xingge: "..." How did this talk?

"Who are you talking to?"

"Yu go?"

Ye Yan raised his head, "Ask me who did you play games with?"

Chen Xingge: "..."

"You can just leave it on and hang up, and I didn't ask you to call."

Yu Fu didn't have a clue about his mouth, if he missed something, he wouldn't sleep today.

Ye Yan looked up at him and threw the phone over.

"play by youself."

Chen Xingge threw away the underwear in his hand, picked up the phone and wanted to ask Yu Fu if he had said anything.

As a result, the person started complaining as soon as he came up.

"Your friend is really not human!"

"Even if I eat a little, it's still on par with you."

"He satirized me for as long as he played the game just now!"

Chen Xingge: "..."

"Bai Xia looks good, why is this mouth so poisonous?!"

"Do you know what he said about me just now?! He said he was a better player than me when he was seven years old."

"My self-confidence has been hit by [-] points."

Chen Xingge didn't hear anything else, and when he finished saying "Bai Xia looks good", Chen Xingge subconsciously looked towards Ye Yan.

Ye Yan's figure is indeed suitable for wearing a large size.

Chen Xingge thought he was really good-looking.

"I don't mind if you come to visit."

Ye Yan looked at Chen Xingge while taking off his pajamas.

It wasn't until Chen Xingge realized what Ye Yan said.

The man simply couldn't see.

The moment Ye Yan unbuttoned his pajamas, Chen Xingge immediately turned his head away.

The scene in the bathroom was like playing a movie in my mind.

Chen Xingge didn't pay attention, the characters in the game were already dead.

Yu Fu's voice rang through the earphones, and Chen Xingge was taken aback.

"Fuck! How can you be so good?! The opponent is on the opposite side and you still go out?"

Chen Xingge: "..."

"Give Ye Yan back to me, I'd rather be scolded as a grandson than a three-second boy."

"How can a man be so fast!"

In the end, Chen Xingge couldn't play anymore.

After closing the game, Chen Xingge lay dead on the bed with his head pointing into the quilt.

"Don't play anymore?"

Chen Xingge: "The opponent is too good, it's boring to abuse."

After turning off the lights, the bedroom was plunged into darkness. Chen Xingge still maintained his previous posture. He tilted his head and saw Ye Yan lying beside him.

Chen Xingge suddenly felt depressed when he realized that his thoughts on Ye Yan had reached the point of being completely uncontrollable.

I'm too sensitive here, but people didn't react at all, and I thought it was an act.

The more Chen Xingge thought about it, the more wronged he felt.

He didn't know Ye Yan's sleeping pattern. After a while, when Ye Yan's breathing became stable, Chen Xingge stared at the back of Ye Yan's head, as if he was talking to himself, or as if he wanted to tell Ye Yan , but the sound is obviously not loud.

"Damn it, I finally took it seriously, and you still said it was a script. Why can't I think about chasing you?"

"It's bad tempered, and I like to hate people." Chen Xingge couldn't continue speaking halfway through.

"Still... so fucking cute."

"I'm acting as a fart, I really like it. Can't you see that you are blind?"

While being angry and scolding the person next to him, Chen Xingge found that the effect was not bad.

Cursing and cursing, I actually fell asleep.

Half asleep and half awake, I vaguely felt the other half of the bed next to me move.

But it's too sleepy, don't care.

After a long breath came from there, Ye Yan moved his body, facing Chen Xingge.

There is a moon at night, and it shines in through the window.

Shine into Ye Yan's eyes.

Shine bright.