I'm the ugliest kid on the internet

Life is so full of surprises.

Ye Yan didn't think about Chen Xingge's abnormality before, he didn't take it seriously before.

However, when browsing Weibo one day, I accidentally discovered that Chen Xingge's likes should have been pressed accidentally while browsing.

That was a thought-provoking Weibo.

What actions will make TA fall in love with you inadvertently.

Life's ups and downs are just that.

Chen Xingge never let himself down every time.

"Performance effect?"

Chen Xingge didn't know how to answer.

This death problem.

Chen Xingge felt that he didn't even dare to look over to Ye Yan's side now, and when this flustered feeling surged up again, Chen Xingge felt his whole body stiffen.

How to say this kind of thing is like you have a crush on someone and they come to ask you if there is something wrong with you.

He can completely deny now that Ye Yan gave him a choice that made him not be embarrassed even though he would be beaten.

But Chen Xingge felt that if he admitted it, he would always be a little bit unwilling.

I don't want to deny it either.

"How's the practice going?" Ye Yan didn't press any further.

After Chen Xingge heard the voice, he was stunned for a while before looking up, he didn't understand, "What?"

"Didn't you use me as an experiment?" Ye Yan glanced at him, "How about the finished product?"

"No..." Chen Xingge didn't know how to answer, "Do you think I'm using you as an experiment?"

Ye Yan didn't answer, and said directly, "Do you want to listen to the previous feedback?"

It was only then that Chen Xingge remembered what the feedback was.

What do you think of my performance these days?

What did he tell Ye Yan at that time?

Chen Xingge didn't think about it any further, "Yes."

Ye Yan has never seen a person who is less good at chasing people than this person, and this is actually the result of reading so many study materials.

The lines can be blunt, what kind of warm atmosphere and what kind of protection, this is a campus story from more than 800 years ago, this person must be reading materials from ten years ago.

"It's rotten."

Chen Xingge: "..."

"I think it's pretty good..." Chen Xingge muttered softly.

He also studied it for a long time, because he watched a lot of Weibo, and he watched all the videos of chasing people in the dream, but he was criticized by the master.

Ye Yan: "Where is it good?"

"go to the library?"

"The game gives away heads?"

"Or your abbreviation that no one can understand?"

Chen Xingge: "..."

"Did you really not understand a sentence?" Chen Xingge did not give up.

Chen Xingge thought about what he had posted, but later found that he hadn't remembered what those abbreviations meant.

Ye Yan was silent for a long time before speaking, "Understand one sentence."

Chen Xingge asked: "Which sentence?"

Ye Yan didn't know how to spell the too long abbreviation, it looked like a cat's paw, but he understood the short sentence.

He didn't understand it either. Since Chen Xingge finished speaking, he has been looking for information about abbreviations on the Internet, and finally found a relatively popular one that is often used.

xg□□x.

The little brother is the object.

Chen Xingge didn't know what he was thinking when he sent these words.

Ye Yan touched the cat that was lying on his chest and rubbed back and forth, "Go if you want."

Chen Xingge: "..."

The Q letter rang, and Chen Xingge immediately turned on the phone, exposing the embarrassment.

No matter who it is, it is a savior at this time.

It was the first time that the savior Yu Fu received Chen Xingge's reply so smoothly.

[Fisherman: Look at the script. 】

[STAR: OK, no problem]

[Fisherman:? ? ? 】

[Fisherman: Have you opened it? 】

[STAR: No need to open it, the script you picked is absolutely fine]

【Fisherman: ...】

Has this person just been stimulated by something?

The two chatted for quite a long time, but the channels were not on the same channel.

【Fisherman: Do you want to add something? 】

[STAR: I finished reading it. The content is exquisite, the story is moving, the feelings are sincere, and the technique is superb. It is simply a rare and good script. I unilaterally declare that he is impeccable]

[Fisherman: ...Did you fucking read it? 】

[STAR: How can you question my love for you? 】

[Fisherman: Did you forget the Q letter and open the file, I will also have a reminder here]

[STAR: ...]

[STAR: The weather is really nice today, haven't we seen each other for a long time? 】

【Fisherman: ...】He knew it.

【Fisherman: Forget it, play games with me】

If this sentence was put in the past, Chen Xingge would not even respond to it.

If Chen Xingge had disabled hands, then Yu Fu would probably be at the level of having no hands.

But today Chen Xingge felt that he would be crazy not to do anything else.

[STAR: No problem, you decide what to play]

【Fisherman: ...】

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Ye Yan glanced at Chen Xingge when he put on the earphones. The two of them were not very close, but he still saw Chen Xingge when he put down his phone and adjusted his sitting posture.

He is very familiar with the game interface.

Chen Xingge didn't even turn his head this way.

awkward.

"I'm going to take a bath." Ye Yan reached out and moved the cat away from his body, and said to Chen Xingge.

There was no sound in Chen Xingge's earphones, and when he heard Ye Yan speak, he hummed subconsciously.

"Are you sleeping here today?"

After asking this sentence, both of them were a little delicate.

Chen Xingge felt that he should have forgotten to read the almanac today, did he write something that should not be said today.

Otherwise, everything would be misfortune.

The two of them slept together a lot, originally this sentence had no other meaning, but after discussing the topic mentioned earlier, Chen Xingge suddenly felt that this sentence carried some other meaning.

Ye Yan looked at him, "Playing hard to get?"

Chen Xingge: "..."

"Which educational website did you see this ten years ago?"

"The domineering president of the pure love school belle lightly teases?"

Chen Xingge: "..."

What is this all about?

Just as he was thinking, Ye Yan suddenly approached.

Chen Xingge looked at the suddenly enlarged face in front of him, "???"

In the next step, Ye Yan's hand touched his ear, the earphone was taken off, and Chen Xingge's ear itch.

Then, he heard Ye Yan speak in his ear.

"Honey, where's my pajamas?"

Chen Xingge: "..."

fuck.

Ye Yan's voice was deep, and when the magnetic tone passed through his ears, his whole body went numb. Chen Xingge felt that his ears were going to explode.

"what?"

"Lines." Ye Yan laughed lowly, "You go to discuss with Gu Yu and don't come to me? What kind of broken lines are you talking about?"

Chen Xingge: "..."

"Pajamas, right?" Chen Xingge suddenly realized, "I'll find it for you, just stay here and don't move around!"

Almost fell off the couch.

The earphones were ripped off from the ears in a panic, and they were almost knocked down.

Chen Xingge felt that if he didn't get up again, his whole body would be burned.

Is this man a bit too foul?

Haven't seen him like this before?

but……

Chen Xingge's mind flashed the words that Ye Yan leaned into his ear just now.

Gee.

Forget it.

Ye Yan squinted his eyes looking at Chen Xingge's fleeing back.

The sound insulation of the earphones is not very good, and the sound inside can be heard.

"Hey, hello? Make a noise, why did you go? Didn't you agree to play games with me?"

Ye Yan paused when he put the earphones on.

He didn't want to look at other people's mobile phones, after all, it's privacy, but now he can't control it.

The game interface shows two people in a team state.

Another ID is easy to recognize.

Brother fisherman.

Ye Yan stared at the name for a long time.

Chen Xingge pulled out the pajamas that Ye Yan had worn before and gave it to him. Ye Yan took a look at it and took it to the bathroom.

"It seems that someone called you in the game." Ye Yan said.

Chen Xingge immediately thought of Yu Fu.

"It's Yu Go, he insists on letting me play games with him, and cry if I don't accompany him."

After explaining it, I remembered, why did he explain this to him? ? ?

Ye Yan didn't speak, and after glancing at him, he went into the bathroom.

Chen Xingge breathed a sigh of relief as soon as he put on the earphones.

"What's the matter?" Yu Fu asked after hearing the voice: "What are you doing sneaking?"

"Can you use idioms?"

"I am the representative of the Chinese class." Yu Wen was a little noisy over there. It should be in the dormitory, where several groups of people retreated and retreated one by one, accompanied by a few curses, "You are afraid of being caught for cheating like that just now." Like."

"What kind of metaphor are you talking about?" Chen Xingge clicked his tongue, "Aren't you playing games in your dormitory? Why don't you follow along?"

"They are too good."

Before Chen Xingge had time to question you, you still dare to say that others are good at your level, Yu Fu said, "You can't move me."

Chen Xingge: "..."

"I won't be able to keep you, the big girl of the century." Chen Xingge said.

"It's okay, have you ever heard that negative negative is positive?"

Chen Xingge: "..."

It was he who lost.

"Let me ask you, the chasing person you mentioned earlier..."

Before Yu Fu could finish asking, Chen Xingge immediately blocked the man's mouth, "If you say another word, I will immediately log off."

"No, it's alright if I don't ask who I'm after, I just want to know, have you caught up?" Yu Fu didn't know why he was so concerned about this question.

Chen Xingge thought to himself that this is a fart, the progress bar has become negative.

However, his strong self-esteem and competitiveness drove him to follow his heart: "Hurry up, I'm going to confess my love soon."

"Really?!" Yu Fu raised his voice obviously, "Can you teach me?"

Chen Xingge: "???"

"What the hell?" Chen Xingge thought he didn't hear clearly, "You just said..."

Before he could finish speaking, he heard a knock on the bathroom door.

blah blah blah.

Chen Xingge looked over subconsciously, and Ye Yan's silhouette appeared at the door.

When it rang again, Chen Xingge was sure he was calling himself, and after a while, he put down the phone and walked over to Yu Fu.

Ye Yan was standing at the door, her clothes had already been taken off, only a bath towel was loosely wrapped around her crotch.

His body was a little wet, and Chen Xingge could see water droplets dripping from Ye Yan's chest.

The whole picture was once very impactful.

Chen Xingge: ...

What kind of blood splattered scene is this?

"What's wrong?" Chen Xingge didn't dare to turn his head towards Ye Yan.

"Forgot to take the underwear."

Chen Xingge: "..."