Hormone strategy [entertainment]

"What should I do..." Shen Zaihao looked at the big pants he was wearing, and at Min Yunqi's pajamas, and suddenly felt that the corridor was a bit chilly.

"Knock on the door!" Min Yunqi was tired, who would have thought that Shen Zaihao didn't have a doorbell in his house :)

Shen Zaihao reached out to knock on the door, but he knocked out the rhythm, and the door didn't respond at all.

Shen Zaihao:? ? ?He seriously suspected that this was a conspiracy by Shen's father and Shen's mother.

In fact, it's not to blame Shen's father and Shen's mother. One of them chops meat in the kitchen, and the other washes clothes in the bathroom. The surrounding area is quite noisy, and it's normal that they can't hear.

Ten minutes later, Shen's father and Shen's mother suddenly realized that the room was too quiet, and only then did they realize that Shen Zaihao might have locked the door out by himself.

When Father Shen opened the door, he saw his son sitting pitifully on the stairs, and Min Yunqi stood aside, looking a little pitiful too.

"Why are you sitting on the floor? It's so dirty."

"I think you two did it on purpose..."

Shen Zaihao's legs became numb, so he had to reach out his hand to Min Yunqi.

Min Yunqi rolled his eyes and tried to pull Shen Zaihao, but in fact he didn't have much strength and tripped himself.

"..." Shen Zaihao sighed, stood up and limped to help Min Yunqi.

"I tried my birthday, but both of your birthdays are wrong. What did you two change the password to?" After entering the room, Shen Zaihao slumped back on the sofa.

"Wedding anniversary." Father Shen returned to the kitchen and replied while chopping ribs, the two had to shout to communicate with each other.

"Disgusting!" Shen Zaihao became even more angry, "I'll just leave home for half a year! You two just kicked me out of this house?"

Shen's mother just finished washing her clothes and came out, "Now is the time to fulfill your responsibilities as a member of this family."

"...What responsibility?" Shen Zaihao had an ominous premonition.

"Remove the curtains, I want to wash."

Min Yunqi cast a sympathetic look at Shen Zaihao.

After an unknown amount of time, Shen Zaihao came back with a tired body.

"Are you okay?" Seeing his half-dead look, Min Yunqi wanted to laugh but felt embarrassed.

Shen Zaihao didn't even want to say anything, he waved his hand.

However, before Shen Zaihao put down his hands, Shen's mother came over holding the curtains again, "After washing, hang them back to dry."

Shen Zaihao: "..."

Min Yunqi looked at the silent Shen Zaihao, why did he feel that Shen Zaihao had become vicissitudes within less than half a day after returning home?

In fact, after completing these preparations, it is not so busy.

As soon as it got dark, Father Shen started cooking.

The smell of stew came from the kitchen, Min Yunqi went to take a look inside, the raw materials prepared by Shen's father had already been placed on the operating table, they were all full, "There are only four of us, can we finish eating so much?"

"You don't understand, there must be a lot of vegetables on the first day of the Chinese New Year, because leftovers will be eaten in the next few days." Shen Zaihao replied, knocking on the melon seeds.

The TV in front of the two of them also turned on, switched to the global channel, and watched the Spring Festival Gala as soon as [-]:[-] in China time.

Soon the countdown was played on TV until Dong Qing appeared on the screen, and the 2012 Spring Festival Gala began.

"It's time to make dumplings!"

Shen's mother arranged everything and started the highlight of the night. After all, people in Northeast China have an inexplicable obsession with dumplings.

Shen Zaihao rolled up his sleeves, "Look at me, I'll show you my hands."

Shen Zaihao really never imagined that he could bring a native Korean to watch the Spring Festival Gala and make dumplings on New Year's Eve.

Shen's mother kneaded her face and said, "First wash some coins, they are in the drawer of the TV cabinet."

Shen Zaihao laundered one five cents, five ten cents, exactly one yuan.

"Slow down when you eat later, don't lose your teeth during the Chinese New Year." Shen Zaihao walked to the dining table with a coin in his hand, put the coin into a small bowl, thought about it, and felt that it was impossible , "But if you are lucky, you probably won't be able to eat it."

After all, Min Yunqi, the two of them, rock-scissors, had never won.

Min Yunqi rolled his eyes at him, but he was very interested in the dumpling skin rolled out by Shen's mother, "How do you do this?"

"Brother will teach you."

"Who are you, brother?"

"When you don't, you're the younger brother."

Min Yunqi whispered: "Your mother is here, I will save face for you."

Shen Zaihao chuckled: "Spicy chicken."

Min Yunqi resisted not to blow his hair: "Hurry up and teach!"

"Then brother, you have taken care of it."

Shen Zaihao showed Min Yunqi how to make dumplings in slow motion with an explanation, and then looked down at Min Yunqi following his instructions step by step, occasionally pointing with his fingers.

However, the dumplings made by Min Yunqi couldn't stand, and fell limply as soon as they were placed on the cutting board.

With a dark face, Min Yunqi lifted the dumpling up, but within a second, he collapsed again.

Lift it up again and pour it down again.

Lift again, pour again.

Min Yunqi ran out of patience and was ready to make a second one.

"I'll eat this later." Shen Zaihao stared at the little dumpling and laughed enough, rubbed the flour on his trousers, took his phone over, and took a picture of Min Yunqi's masterpiece.

He is so funny that he must post it in the group for everyone to laugh together!

[Look at the dumplings made by Min Yunqi!As lazy as he is, he can't even stand upright. 】

Min Yunqi knew what Shen Zaihao was doing without looking. He picked up a piece of dumpling wrapper and put it in his hand, ready to try for the second time. He had just dug a spoonful of stuffing, when a strange and strange singing voice suddenly came from the TV, which scared him His hand trembled, and the spoon almost fell to the ground.

Shen Zaihao glanced at him, put the spoon away, "What's wrong?"

Min Yunqi frowned: "What song is this?"

Shen Zaihao looked up and saw that Lisa Dingding on TV was singing "All Things Live" immersively.

Damn, let alone Min Yunqi, he doesn't understand this song very well.

Min Yunqi felt that his skin was getting goosebumps, and moved to the side.

Shen Zaihao saw that he didn't like to listen to it, although he himself didn't like it too much, but it didn't prevent him from intentionally getting close to Min Yunqi and starting humming.

Min Yunqi: staring at ing

Shen Zaihao immediately faltered, and obediently went back with his tail between his legs.

On Huskies having no dignity before Ragdolls (no.

Shen's mother rolled the dumpling wrappers with her head down on the opposite side. She wanted to talk several times, but seeing the atmosphere between the two of them, she kept her mouth shut. It was obvious that her son was very happy to bring his good friends home, but why did she feel like she was being fed to the dog? How does food feel?

Soon, Shen's father's dishes were almost ready, and Shen's mother started cooking underwater dumplings on the gas stove next to her.

Shen Zaihao pulled Min Yunqi to set the table and chopsticks.

Min Yunqi watched Shen Zaihao take seven bowls in one go, a little confused: "Aren't there only four of us?"

"Ah??" Shen Zaihao was stunned, and he felt speechless after realizing it, "I thought I was in the dormitory."

"Intellectually retarded."

Shen Zaihao put back the three bowls, "Then why didn't you remind me when I took it? The baby died and you came to nurse."

Min Yunqi: Damn...be patient, the money hasn't arrived yet, so calm down.

The two of them had just set the bowls when they were called to serve the dishes again from the kitchen.

Only when the dishes were served on the table one by one, Min Yunqi could realize how delicious Shen's father's cooking was as Jin Shuozhen said, it was really delicious!He started drooling just by smelling it!

Before eating, Shen Zaihao took a photo of the New Year's Eve dinner, adjusted the filter later, and sent it to their group.

Just now everyone could hold back the dumplings made by Min Yunqi and no one dared to complain, but now it's their turn to eat the delicious food.

[Tian Zhengguo: I really want to eat! ! ! ! !Brother, can you take me home for the New Year next year! ! ! 】

[Jin Tae-joo: And me! !I can do the dishes! 】

[Jin Shuozhen: It's started again, you two go to private chat and settle it by yourself before coming out and announcing the result of the favor? 】

[Jin Shuozhen: I haven't seen Uncle Shen for a long time, can I go to pay New Year's greetings now? 】

[Jin Tae-joo: @沉zaihao brother? ?Why don't you come back? ? 】

[Jin Shuozhen: @黑云吉How about you?Will the aliens finally come and take you away? 】

【Tian Zhengguo: The two of them are not eating together...】

[Jin Shuozhen: Damn, run away after posting, it's too much!I'm hungry! ! ! 】

That's right, Shen Zaihao and Min Yunqi are competing to eat dumplings.

A total of six coins were handed out, Shen's father and Shen's mother had already eaten one, Shen Zaihao was completely panicked, and began to screen suspicious objects one by one, "I must eat! I want to get rich!"

Min Yunqi looked calm on the surface, but in fact he was eager like an ant on a hot pot. He looked around, found the most suspicious dumpling, and bit into it—with a 'crack' sound, Min Yunqi bit the only [-]-cent coin.

And what was spit out together with the coins was a little scum on the edge of his teeth.

"Isn't it Min Yunqi??? Are you osteoporotic? You just bit your teeth and it fell off??"

Min Yunqi licked his teeth with his tongue, and found that the edge shape was really different from before, and his expression gradually distorted.

Shen Zaihao immediately bowed his head and said silently: "Sui Sui is safe, Sui Sui is safe."

Min Yunqi: ...OK, fine.

Shen Zaihao ate several more dumplings but failed to eat them, finally Shen's father pointed him to one and let him eat it.

"Son, it's about time now, you and Yun Qi went downstairs to set off the firecrackers?" Shen's father watched TV, Li Yugang was singing "The Drunken New Concubine", it should be almost time.

"...Why don't you go?"

"Your little friend is here, let him experience it."

Shen Zaihao looked at his little friend and kept winking: "Do you want to let go?"

Min Yunqi thought that Shen Zaihao was impatient to go downstairs, so he nodded.

So Shen Zaihao was in despair.

The two went downstairs with firecrackers in their arms, put the lighter in Min Yunqi's hands, and then rushed out to a long distance, holding the telegraph pole and shouting at Min Yunqi: "Light that line and run!"

Min Yunqi looked at Shen Zaihao, who was about four or five meters away from him, and was stunned. He instinctively walked towards him, "You are too far away..."

"Don't come here!" Shen Zaihao looked at the lighter that was burning in his hand, silently hugged the electric pole tightly, and shrank behind the electric pole, poking his head occasionally to check the situation.

"How old are you still afraid of fire?"

"Even if I become a grandfather, I won't delay!" Shen Zaihao was confident and confident, "Hurry up! I don't want to stay here anymore!"

Min Yunqi didn't return to him, Shen Zaihao carefully stretched out his head holding the pillar, and saw that at some point Min Yunqi had already stood in front of him holding the firecracker.

……

Shen Zaihao: Gradually Desperate.jpg

"I rely on Min Yunqi, you bastard!" Shen Zaihao spoke Chinese as soon as he got emotional, cursing as he ran, "Do you think you are an aspiring young man who is about to let his ideals fly on the streets on New Year's Eve? If you don't stay away from me for a while, the Han River will rise The water is drowning you!"

Although Min Yunqi didn't understand, but he could tell with his toes that Shen Zaihao was scolding him, "If you fart again, I'll really set you on fire, do you believe it or not?"

Shen Zaihao hesitated for a second, and found a corner to squat pitifully.

Going home after setting off the firecrackers, Shen Zaihao felt that half of his life was blown up along with the firecrackers.

The dinner table was already cleared, and the four of them slumped on the sofa watching the Spring Festival Gala. Min Yunqi couldn't understand it, so he could only play with his mobile phone, look at the previous chat records, and type to reply.

【Min Yunqi: Chinese food is really delicious】

[Tian Zhengguo: Brother Yunqi said it was delicious, it was really delicious, QAQ, I really want to eat it]

[Jin Tae-joo: You can still see the photos of brother Hao when he was a child QAQ]

start again...

[Min Yunqi: I don’t have many photos when I was young, but the piano at home is quite good]

[Tian Zhengguo: Brother Hao still plays the piano?So handsome]

【Jin Tae-joo: Woohoo, brother Hao is too perfect】

Do you want to lick like this? ? ?

And why didn't Shen Zaihao reply?It's not like his character.

"Hurry up and let those two cubs..." Min Yunqi's right shoulder suddenly sank, and he tilted his head to see that Shen Zaihao fell asleep at some point.

"aunt……"

Min Yunqi looked at Shen's mother, and pointed at Shen Zaihao.

"Asleep? This child can't keep watch until the end every year. Wake him up and let him go back to sleep." Shen's mother said helplessly, pushing Shen Zaihao's shoulder, "Go back and lie down and sleep."

Shen Zaihao woke up, rubbed his eyes, and tripped over the coffee table just as he took a step.

Min Yunqi sighed, seeing his confused state, grabbed his wrist and led him upstairs.

Shen Zaihao's bed is super big, more than enough to sleep two people, so Min Yunqi was not allowed to sleep in the guest room, because the guest room is on the first floor, which is a bit inconvenient.

"Aren't you sleepy?" Shen Zaihao muttered softly as he lay on the bed so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes.

Min Yunqi shook his head, "It's still early."

Shen Zaihao turned over and rubbed the quilt, "Then I'm going to bed, good night..."

"Good night."

Min Yunqi glanced at the phone. Just now, Shen's mother said that it would be fine to keep watch until twelve o'clock, right?I don't know if he, a Korean, will take care of him or not.

The author has something to say: the humor (sand sculpture) of us Northeast people is innate, the next chapter Park Jimin will be online

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