Hormone strategy [entertainment]

"So... are you going to go home?" Shen Zaihao looked at the people around him, they were going to take their annual leave soon, and they were discussing their respective whereabouts together, "I still want you and me to go to China."

Zheng Haoxi rubbed his nose and replied, "After all, it's the first year I came out, so I must go home and have a look."

"Okay." Shen Zaihao was a little frustrated, "I don't seem to be able to go back to China this year, let's go together next year."

"When does Brother Yunqi want to leave? Can we take the car together." Jin Taiyi asked Min Yunqi. After all, they are both from Daegu, and the two of them will not be so boring on the way home together.

"I'm not going home this year." Min Yunqi replied flatly, he was still playing a game of anger, why did he go home.

"Aren't you going home?" Shen Zaihao immediately looked at Min Yunqi, "Then you go home with me!"

"Ah??" Now it was Min Yunqi's turn to be grand.

"That's it! I'll count to three. If you don't speak, it means you agree. Three counts. Okay, come home with me."

"not me……"

"Great! Someone can accompany me home to play!"

Min Yunqi had a cold face: "I didn't say I was going."

Shen Zaihao automatically ignored Min Yunqi's words, took his mobile phone and ran to the side to call his mother, telling his mother that he wanted more people at home during the Chinese New Year.

"Why don't you go? Zaihao's father cooks delicious food!" Jin Shuozhen patted the table excitedly.

"Have you ever eaten at Brother Hao's father's cooking?" Jin Nanjun was puzzled. Is the relationship so good?

"That's not true. When my mother and I were bragging about business, if I hadn't eaten the food cooked by Shen Zaihao's father, my mother would not have planned to marry him."

"...Why should I go with him? You all left and I will be alone."

Jin Shuozhen recalled the gossip that Jin's father told him before, and pretended to be mysterious: "It is said that their family celebrates the New Year according to Chinese customs, and there is a lot of lucky money."

Min Yunqi didn't hesitate for a moment: "I'll go."

"Pfft, isn't this the textbook for the face-changing class?"

"As expected of Min Reality, it's really too realistic."

"I changed it without hesitation when I heard that I could get money."

Others expressed disdain for Min Yunqi's quick change of face.

"I haven't changed, I'm just accepting." Min Yunqi didn't change his face, "After all, staying alone is staying alone."

Shen Zaihao also finished his phone call, and came back and sat directly next to Min Yunqi, with his arms around his neck, "I finished talking with my mother, you can go with me tomorrow."

"Are you going back tomorrow?"

Because many people are out of town, the company's annual leave is only one week. After all, three days is a bit of a toss.Shen Zaihao's house is in Seoul, everyone thought he would be the last to leave.

"Well, my mother asked me to go back and help her clean up."

"Pfft, someone thought he was going to cheat money, but he didn't expect to go to work." Jin Shuozhen said strangely.

"That's all my mother said. She doesn't like the housework I do, and she has to do it again. She doesn't dare to let me do it."

"Don't dare to let you do it, then there is Brother Yunqi!" Jin Nanjun offered advice, "Brother Yunqi did a good job of housework."

"Then my mother must be very happy that I brought Min Yunqi home!"

Min Yunqi: "Beep——"

After breakfast the next morning, Father Shen drove to the downstairs of the dormitory to pick him up.

Shen Zaihao happily pushed the suitcase with his left hand, and pulled Min Yunqi with his right hand. Min Yunqi only had a bag on his back, and he stuffed many things into Shen Zaihao's suitcase.

"There is no way to send you to the car now, everyone pay attention to safety." Shen Zaihao waved to the cubs.

"Brother! Remember to send me a message when you go back!" Tian Zhengguo shouted, grabbing the door frame.

Jin Taeyi poked his head out from behind him: "There's me and me!"

"Stupid children, don't we have a group?" Zheng Haoxi said helplessly from behind.

They usually stick together every day, and that chat group is almost useless, but now that they are separated during the holidays, it comes in handy.

"Come on, don't keep uncle waiting, tell us when you get home, happy holidays!"

Zheng Haoxi carried the two cubs into the room, watched Shen Zaihao and Min Yunqi go downstairs before closing the door.

Jin Shuozhen looked at the remaining well-behaved and caring younger brothers, and felt very happy: "Finally clean."

However, half an hour later, Jin Shuozhen put down the comics, looked up to the sky and sighed: "It's so boring! The two of them left, and took my soul away!"

Unknowingly, they were forced to take away Jin Suozhen's soul. Two people and three souls. After leaving the dormitory, Shen Jaehao and Min Yunqi almost started a fairy life.

As soon as Shen Zaihao got in the car, he became paralyzed. After introducing Min Yunqi, he began to argue, but they only spoke Korean. After all, they all speak Chinese at home. Their entire family can be regarded as Korean and Chinese, and they lived in China almost when they were young. , Even in South Korea, he still retains Chinese habits, but now Min Yunqi is still in the car, and he can't understand Chinese.

"Mr. Shen, I will be an adult this year." Shen Zaihao touched the rear door, took out a small bag of strange-smelling broad beans from the door, tore open the package and handed it to Min Yunqi, "Arrange a car for me too."

Father Shen glanced at the rearview mirror, "What car do you want?"

"If it's wild, like the Hummer H2, it must be a Wrangler..."

"Damn! Do you feel your conscience and think that you are worth so much money?" Father Shen laughed at Shen Zaihao's brazenness, "I'll buy you a tractor, just in time for you to go back to the countryside to farm. It can also help you sell agricultural products.”

"You don't even know how to farm, and you want me to go back and plant?" Shen Zaihao rolled his eyes, and argued, "Do you know that this is a kind of investment? Now that you bought me a car, you might decide what to do in the future." I can buy you a villa."

"Don't, I can't afford the villa if you can afford it." Father Shen tilted his head to look at his son who was a little unhappy, "The Hummer is not very good, I'd better buy a Q7."

Shen Zaihao's expression immediately changed from gloomy to sunny, "I knew Dad that you are the best."

Father Shen cut his voice, "I only call you Dad when you cheat me of money. Once you talk up and down, my salary for half a year will be gone."

"It's just your salary. Doesn't my mother still have business?"

"You have a pretty good plan, and you know capital circulation?"

"Take the true biography of Mr. Shen."

"The big dyeing pot of society is to shape people. You can understand so much without going to school."

"Damn, have you never eaten pork or seen a pig run?"

"Who do you call a pig?"

"I have no culture, do you understand the common saying?"

Min Yunqi almost held back his internal injury from laughing next to him, he could see that Shen Zaihao was different from him, he was self-taught, and Shen Zaihao's mouth was really formed by his innate excellent genetic inheritance and acquired environment.

In this way, laughter and laughter all the way (not) soon arrived at Shen's house.

Shen Zaihao's grandma now lives in Jeju Island, and there are a few aunts and aunts who Shen Zaihao can't call, and they are quite lively, so I told them that they don't have to make trouble this year, and Shen's mother doesn't plan to go back. In China, I just want a family of three to spend the New Year in peace.

Shen's father and Shen's mother were not unhappy about the extra Min Yunqi. After all, Shen Zaihao had never grown up with them, and he hadn't made many friends when he returned to China. This was the first time they had come into contact with Shen Zaihao's circle of friends in a real sense. They were very relieved to see that Shen Zaihao could bring someone back, so they felt that it would be nice for a family of four to celebrate the New Year quietly.

But how did their house get quiet?

"Son! Help Mom sweep the dust off the ceiling!"

Here we go again, the reserved items during the Chinese New Year are here again.

Shen Zaihao reluctantly got up from the sofa, took the custom-made extended broom in Shen's mother's hand, and slid back and forth in the air without emotion.

"Why didn't you call me?" Father Shen, who was cleaning up the dishes in the kitchen, was displeased.

"Are you tall?"

"Can he grow so tall without me?"

"Hey, I don't want to hear that anymore. I am so tall just because I want to fight for myself. What does it have to do with you?"

Shen Zaihao made a fool of himself, and just as he lowered his arms, he felt a murderous look beside him. It turned out that Shen's mother had been standing behind him as a supervisor, "That's the end of the matter? Are you fooling a ghost?"

Shen Zaihao immediately raised the broom cowardly again, blinking his big eyes with a dazed expression: "Where is the ashes here?"

"Here! Here! Here! Isn't it all there?"

"Where is it?"

"Blind with such big eyes, you can't see anything. In the eyes of you men, do you have nothing to do?"

"What should we men do?" Father Shen couldn't listen anymore.

"Wash your dishes well! Didn't you see that you are busy?"

Shen's mother gave a look, and Shen's father immediately retreated behind the kitchen door.

Min Yunqi sat cross-legged on the sofa and followed one of the two eating methods Shen Zaihao taught him, that is, peeling melon seeds with his hands to plate a bag of Chacha fragrant melon seeds, and sometimes eating a few by himself when he was tired of peeling. Staring at the TV, but actually listening to Shen Zaihao all the time, after all, this family is much more interesting than the stupid TV series on TV.

After an unknown amount of time, Shen Zaihao finally returned to the sofa and collapsed.

Seeing his half-dead appearance, Min Yunqi put a small dish in front of him.

Shen Zaihao reluctantly sat up and saw that it was a plate of melon seeds.

"I rely on Min Yunqi, what a peerless good man you are!" Shen Zaihao was moved, "No one has picked seeds for me except my grandma!"

Min Yunqi was a little uncomfortable by Shen Zaihao's straightforward praise, and lowered his head silently. Yu Guangyun saw the rippling smile on his face, and raised his head again, "Smiling so stupidly, it's so ugly."

"Where are you stupid? I'm so tall and handsome..."

A pile of red paper fell from the sky to cover Shen Zaihao's sight, and Shen's mother's voice sounded behind him again: "Go and post the couplets!"

"Understood!" Shen Zaihao arranged the couplets on his body and put them on the coffee table, took out the tape and scissors from the drawer under the TV cabinet and handed them to Min Yunqi.

Min Yunqi: "???"

I already gave you a bag of melon seeds to bribe you, why are you still looking for me?

Shen Zaihao stuffed things into Min Yunqi's hands, and dragged him up forcibly: "I can't post it by myself!"

So, 1 minute later, there were two more door gods at the door of Shen's house.

"Do you see that the sticker is crooked?" Shen Zaihao asked.

Min Yunqi took two steps back, "It's not crooked."

"OK." Shen Zaihao stretched out his hand and pressed the tape firmly, ready to paste the blessing, and closed the door without any hassle.

Min Yunqi: "..."

"It's okay, I remember the password."

Shen Zaihao stretched out his hand to Min Yunqi, and Min Yunqi immediately cut a small strip of tape for him.

Only when the word "Fu" is pasted on it does it have a Chinese New Year meaning.

Min Yunqi looked at the couplet, a little curious: "What is this writing?"

"The upper couplet: Min Yunqi is a fool, the second couplet: Min Yunqi is mentally retarded, and the horizontal criticism: Min Yunqi is the ugliest."

Min Yunqi kicked Shen Zaihao: "Hurry up and open the door!"

Shen Zaihao hurriedly entered the password, but unexpectedly it was wrong.

It was wrong the second time and the third time, and he wanted to lose again, so he saw a line of words displayed on the top of the screen.

'You have entered incorrectly three times, please try again in half an hour. '

"………Depend on!"

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