Hormone strategy [entertainment]

"Brother, when will you take me home?"

As soon as Shen Zaihao climbed into bed after taking a shower, Tian Zhengguo leaned over and lay beside his pillow and asked.

Before Shen Zaihao could make a sound, Jin Taeyi from the upper bunk poked his head out: "And me!! I can mop the floor and wash the dishes! A caring little angel is a must for home travel!"

Tian Zhengguo was not to be outdone: "I can eat up the leftovers!"

"...You two are not finished?" Shen Zaihao was speechless. Since returning from their annual leave, Tian Zhengguo and Jin Taeyi seemed to be in a daze, pestering Shen Zaihao all the time to let him take them home. However, occasionally seeing Min Yunqi would suddenly remind him of this matter.

It's been three or four months, and these two little ancestors haven't forgotten, it doesn't match their IQ at all.

"I'll say it again for the last time, whoever brings up the matter of going home again, don't talk to me in this life."

"Brother, you just prefer Brother Yunqi!"

"I'm partial to Min Yunqi?" Shen Zaihao was so angry that he kicked Tian Zhengguo directly, "Get out of here quickly! Let you sleep for so long and still say I'm partial?"

"That's right!! Kick this scumbag down!" Jin Taiyi added fuel to the fire beside him.

Looking at Shen Zaihao's face that changed instantly, Tian Zhengguo knew that he had said something wrong. After all, in good conscience, the brothers in the dormitory were all very good to him, but Shen Zaihao was the one who doted on him the most. He should never say that about Shen Zaihao eccentric.

"Brother, I was wrong!! My brain suddenly twitched just now!" Tian Zhengguo hugged Shen Zaihao's twitching legs, "I really didn't mean that!"

"Go away! Don't touch me!!" Shen Zaihao still tried to break free and kicked Tian Zhengguo's hand with his little jiojio.

"Brother, I was really wrong! I just said it casually, of course I know you are the best for me! Really! Brother! I have no other meaning!"

Sensing that something was really wrong with the situation, Jin Taiyi also began to speak for Tian Zhengguo, "He really didn't mean that!"

Shen Zaihao was really angry at the beginning, after all, he really raised Tian Zhengguo as his own younger brother, and he felt aggrieved and annoyed when he heard Tian Zhengguo say that, but seeing Tian Zhengguo's stupid way of hurriedly explaining, most of his anger subsided.

"Let go of your hands!"

Tian Zhengguo put his hand down immediately, "Brother, I..."

Shen Zaihao kicked Tian Zhengguo's leg tightly, kicking Tian Zhengguo's leg, cursing at the same time: "You stupid idiot! I have raised you for so long for nothing! I might as well raise that white-eyed wolf Min Yunqi! Hmph!!"

After scolding, he was also tired from kicking, and collapsed on the bed, "I'm so tired. I'm too tired to be angry, Tian Zhengguo, you can't make me angry anymore."

Tian Zhengguo rubbed Shen Zaihao's legs like a dog, "Yes, yes, I am too tired to be angry, brother, don't be angry in the future."

I was already screaming crazily in my heart: Wuwuwu, why is Brother Hao so cute when he loses his temper!

Shen Zaihao was so comfortable being rubbed by Tian Zhengguo, he was as comfortable as a cat showing its belly on its own initiative.

Seeing that Shen Zaihao was about to fall asleep, Tian Zhengguo stretched out his index finger and scratched the soles of his feet. Shen Zaihao woke up with a jolt: "Tian Zhengguo, your skin is itchy, right?"

"Hehehe." Tian Zhengguo smirked, and scratched again when Shen Zaihao relaxed his vigilance.

"You really deserve a beating!"

"Hehehe." Tian Zhengguo continued to smirk.

The more Jin Tae-jin above heard it, the more he felt something was wrong: "Is this the end of the matter?"

Tian Zhengguo: "???"

"Brother Hao! Zheng Guo didn't see your kindness to him at all, so he said that! You can't..."

Tian Zhengguo thumped the board on the upper bunk, and Jin Taeyi was bounced up, so frightened that he immediately crawled inside, trembling against the wall, afraid to speak.

"Brother, don't listen to that idiot upstairs farting."

"He's right, I really do think so."

Tian Zhengguo licked his lips, "Brother, I really know I was wrong..."

"I know too." Shen Zaihao thought for a while, then whispered: "Brother scolded you a few words just now, I'm sorry."

"I'm sorry for what you said, I don't understand even if you scold me..."

"If you care about me, I will say, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, right..."

Suddenly the bell rang, "Ding Dong ~ Ding Dong ~"

"What the hell is going on?"

"Doorbell." Tian Zhengguo got up to open the door, and said as he walked, "Why are you ringing the doorbell? Don't you know the password for your home yet?"

Shen Zaihao felt as if an arrow had been shot in his chest, and weakly defended himself: "Well, what if the password is changed..."

"Who is free to change the password at home?"

"That's right! I really have nothing to do!"

Shen Zaihao was still nodding, when Tian Zhengguo suddenly shouted at the door: "Brother, come quickly!!"

"What happened?"

Shen Zaihao thought something serious happened, so he quickly put on his slippers and ran over. After all, Zheng Haoxi left Kim Namjoon and Kim Seokjin for extra training, Min Yunqi went to work, and left him at home to watch the two cubs, in case...

Ok? ? ?

Who is this at the door?

"Em, you're?"

The person at the door bowed respectfully: "Senior, hello! I'm the new trainee Pu Zhijun!"

Shen Zaihao was stunned, and there are newcomers here again? !

"Ah...you come in first, Zhengguo, help him bring his luggage in."

Tian Zhengguo was going to get Pu Zhijun's suitcase, and Pu Zhijun picked it up directly, "No need, no need, I can do it myself."

"It's only the three of us at home now, and it will be a while before they come back."

"three people??"

"Well... that person is still on the bed." Speaking of this, Shen Zaihao suddenly remembered that there was someone else in the room, "Tai Yi! Come down quickly!"

"Brother, you finally think of me!" Jin Taiyi poked his head out obediently, seeing the strange face suddenly appearing in the bedroom, with a panicked expression: "Huh???"

"Hi, I'm Park Zhijun!" Pu Zhijun bowed again, Shen Zaihao felt his back ache for him, and greeted Jin Taejun: "Come down quickly and don't lie on it!"

"Oh." Jin Tae-soo immediately climbed down from the top, looked at Park Ji-jun who had been looking at him, and touched the back of his head, "That... hello, my name is Kim Tae-soo, I was born in 95."

"I'm also from 95! What month are you from?"

"June…"

Pu Zhixuan wrote it down silently, "Then you are still my brother?"

"Well," Jin Taiyi nodded, "Barely count."

Pu Zhixuan looked at Shen Zaihao who was pouring juice out of a paper cup, "What about him?"

"He? It's the elder brother. He was in Hao in 93." Jin Taiyi looked over and found that Tian Zhengguo had gone over to help Shen Zaihao get the cup at some time, and immediately walked over: "Oh, Tian Zhengguo, when did you go there! "

93 years? ?

Pu Zhizheng looked at Shen Zaihao's exquisite facial features, it seemed that he was as old as him.

Everyone looks very good-looking, including the same-year-old relative Tae-joo and younger brother Zhengguo, they are all very handsome.

Pu Zhixuan thought about it, and the baby fat on his cheeks swelled up.

Shen Zaihao came back with the fruit juice, saw Pu Zhijun's face, his hands suddenly felt a little itchy, white and soft, like a piece of glutinous rice dumpling just rubbed, it's easy to touch just looking at it...

"That..." Shen Zaihao handed the paper cup in his hand to Pu Zhijun, "Can I touch your face?"

"what??"

Before Pu Zhizhen could react, Shen Zaihao had already started.

Gan!So soft! !So waxy! !

Shen Zaihao: Comfortable_(:з」∠)_

"Can I squeeze it? Just a little bit."

Park Ji-joon blinked.

Shen Zaihao pinched it lightly, then stretched out his index finger to poke it, a small pit immediately appeared on the fleshy face, and then recovered little by little.

So cute TT

Park Ji-joon: OзO (sorrowful staring immobile)

Under Pu Zhizhen's gaze, Shen Zaihao withdrew his hand very reluctantly, and coughed to cover up his embarrassment: "Hey, well, let's take a shower before they come back, or they will have to queue up when they come back."

"Oh, it's okay, Brother Hao." Park Zhijun nodded seriously, and then went to look for pajamas in the suitcase.

(／≧ω＼)

It's nice to nod seriously!

Shen Zaihao's heart was already turbulent, but when Pu Zhijun turned his back to him, he was a little stunned.

What kind of pants is this kid wearing... Why are there two eyes on his buttocks? ? ?

Pu Zhixuan quickly found the pajamas, carried the clothes and walked to the bathroom, "Brother Hao, then I'll take a shower first."

"Good~"

When Pu Zhixuan went to take a bath, Shen Zaihao fell into deep thought.

Although the youngest is also very good, but the new guy is not only cute but also fresh... (The scumbag speaks.

If Pu Zhixuan wants to sleep with him too, he can accept it after two rounds of refusal!

Thinking of this, Shen Zaihao had already settled his posture, waiting on the bed for Pu Zhixuan to take a shower.

Tian Zhengguo, who was still sitting on the bed below without returning to the bed, looked at it, silently took out his mobile phone and typed, and then poked Jin Taejun to signal him to look at the mobile phone.

【Tian Zhengguo: Why do I feel that Zai Hao seems to be very interested in this new guy】

[Jin Tae-joo: Right!I think so too!He even took the initiative to pinch Park Zhijun's face! (Although I really want to touch it...]

[Tian Zhengguo: This won't work, bro, we need to unite and speak out together! 】

[Jin Taixi: But you were the one who occupied Brother Hao, so what would I gain from helping you? 】

[Tian Zhengguo: How about this, how about one of us for a day?I one three five, you two four six]

[Jin Tae-jun: What about Sunday? 】

[Tian Zhengguo: Let him find the newcomer on Sunday, we are still very understanding]

[Jin Tae-jun: Deal, what is our first plan? 】

Tian Zhengguo was silent.

[See tricks and tricks. 】

Shen Zaihao still didn't know that the two younger brothers he had raised had begun to plan his life rationally. He finally waited for Park Zhixuan to come out of the shower, and put on a handsome and handsome posture to stand by. go through.

???

Why don't you follow the script, you newcomer?

Shen in Hao Erkang's hand: "Zhiyu..."

"Huh???" Pu Zhixuan turned around in a daze.

"...It's nothing..." Shen Zaihao was defeated by Pu Zhixuan's suspicious eyes, put down his hands, pretending to be calm: "It's okay, brother called the wrong person."

"Aren't you sleepy, Tian Zhengguo? Hurry up and go back to sleep!"

The author has something to say: Hee hee hee, I also want to rua Park Jimin’s face (gradually abnormal ing

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