Uncle's Courtship Battle

I clearly saw the corner of Yang Guhang's mouth twitching, I understand him too well, I guess his inner monologue at the moment should be "Don't dream, even if there is no Le Ji, I won't like you, a dead woman", ahaha Haha, I laughed so hard, miss, you don't have to rely on me if you can't catch up with a man.

"Uh...Caimeng, I can't blame Le Ji, I always like men, whether I have him or not, I can't change this."

"But Brother Gu Hang...you know my feelings for you..."

"Uh... probably know..."

Chen Caimeng raised her head, with a few teardrops still on her cheeks, she was shining brightly and cutely under the light, and she looked so charming, I couldn't help feeling sorry for her, "Brother Gu Hang... you broke up with him Okay, I won't tell Uncle Yang what happened before, I will become a very good girlfriend..."

Damn, as soon as I sympathized with you, you came to poach my corner!

Yang Guhang pursed his mouth and said nothing, which made me nervous too. Could it be that this kid is about to throw himself into the arms of the enemy just after expressing his loyalty?

"Brother Gu Hang..." Seeing that Yang Guhang didn't answer, Chen Caimeng reached out and grabbed Yang Guhang's arm, shaking it back and forth coquettishly, "Brother Gu Hang, please..."

Ah my bah!Who was that dominatrix Hercules just now, now she has turned back into a virtuous lady again.

Who can't act like a baby, even I can!Just when I was thinking whether to grab Yang Guhang's other arm and shake it, the little beauty finally spoke.

"Cai Meng... this..."

Seeing that Yang Guhang hesitated, Chen Caimeng's eyes widened, and she shook her arms even more vigorously, "Brother Guhang, are you okay..."

"This matter... is basically impossible..."

Ah ha ha ha, it's really exciting! !The little beauty is awesome!

"Brother Gu Hang?!" Chen Caimeng's eyes widened in surprise.

What's so surprising about this, isn't it obvious? Even if you are the empress in the palace, she can't match the emperor's preference for another one. You don't know that the younger wife is more favored.

Cough cough, this analogy does not seem quite right...

"Caimeng, I really like Le Ji, and I really like men, this..."

Before the little beauty finished speaking, Chen Caimeng hurled all the bowls and chopsticks on the table to the ground and... on everyone present, but no one seemed to dare to express any dissatisfaction. I guess they couldn't afford to offend this old lady. Miss.

"Okay! Now that we've talked about this, I have nothing to say! It's not that I, Chen Caimeng, have to follow your ass because no one wants me. There are many people who like me. Since you If you like men so much, just go there!" She pulled the coat on the clothes rack vigorously, picked up the small satchel and was about to go out, when she came to me, she stopped suddenly, and stared at me carefully for a long time Yes, as if seeing something ridiculous, he burst out laughing, "It's okay to like men, but I just like this one with wrinkled faces. The taste is really strong!"

Hey, I have a bad temper, who are you talking about?

I was about to teach this little girl a lesson, but she had already walked out with model steps in a chic way, hey, you are so kind, I don't know who was crying on the ground just now.

"Careful!"

The little beauty looked a little nervous, and ran to chase her, but I grabbed her and said jokingly, "Don't chase, everyone is gone, what are you doing?"

The little beauty broke free from my hand, said "You don't understand!" and ran out quickly.

Now it's my turn to be dumbfounded... Why are you still chasing him out? It's fine if you chase him out, but why are you still throwing face at me... The situation is not good...

I don't understand?I don't understand what, but you should make it clear that you don't understand the relationship between your two childhood sweethearts?

Let me look at everyone here, all of them are dressed in vegetable soup, their eyes are big and small, their eyes are dull, almost petrified, they are no better than me.

All this happened so suddenly that I couldn't digest it. After a good dinner, I hadn't even taken a bite of the meal before it turned into this appearance.

I was a little resentful, picked up the coat that had fallen on the floor due to the chaos just now, tried to maintain a state of nothing to do, said goodbye to them and left.

……

I walked out of the restaurant quickly, trying to catch up with Yang Guhang, but unfortunately, I didn't even see him when I went out.

This guy is really too much, he threw me on the road alone in the cold weather, and went to chase the little girl by himself. Fortunately, he just swore that I was his lover, ah!

Even though I said that, when I think about how I was when I first said this, I feel a little itchy in my heart...

Oops, my uncle and girl's heart is sprouting again...

This feeling of being sworn to love in public is really good. I feel like a young girl in love, oh no, a teenager in love, simple and sweet love like a high school student.

Over the years, it's not that I haven't been in love, but most of them were friends in bed. Getting in bed is the most important thing in love. This time is different. Even if I never get in bed with the little beauty, as long as I Stay together every day, I will also be very happy.

I can't help recalling the appearance of the little beauty when she said this over and over again, look at that small mouth, listen to that deep and sexy voice, I really wish I could recall the frequency of his Adam's apple rolling when he spoke.

Thinking about it this way, it seems that it is not so cold again.

But... why did the little beauty go after that Chen Caimeng...

I took out my phone, and there was still a photo of the little beauty on the screen, showing a small canine tooth when she smiled, as cute as she could be.

I called Xiaomeiren's phone, "Sorry, the user you dialed has shut down."

……

Come on!What the hell is this kid doing? Why did I turn off my phone? !Come on!The lonely men and widows are in the same room in the middle of the night, even if they are in the same city!What can't happen?What's more, the other party is still at the school girl level, and she still has a childhood sweetheart!Even if Yang Guhang likes men, there's no guarantee he won't make mistakes!

I'm so lucky!Big big rely on!

I am quite upset now, the little Wencun I lost just now is gone!

No way!I have to make this call.

When I dialed again, it was still a sweet female voice reminding me that the phone was turned off.

I had a manic attack, and after I dialed seven times, I finally couldn't help it, and there was a "snap"!

Oh, I can get a new phone tomorrow!

I clapped my hands, stomped on the wreckage of the mobile phone on the ground a few times, waved to it, said goodbye, and got into my car gracefully.

Damn!I don't want to serve you any more, go wherever you fall in love, and hang out with whomever you like, I will go home and take a rose bath!

I kicked the accelerator, and the awesome traffic police uncle didn't dare to check my car and went home.

……

When I got home, I "slapped" my coat on the sofa, and habitually wanted to take out my mobile phone again, only to realize that it had been turned into a brick by me just now, and it was a smashed brick.

Suddenly I became worried again, the phone is gone, what if the little beauty wants to call me again, what if he calls me and I don't answer, what if he misunderstands that I am throwing a temper...

Although... yes!I'm just kidding!so what!I am who I am, a different Sky-Changing Monkey!

Could it be that I'm an uncle and I can't play my temper anymore, I just want that little girl to show her temper, ah bah, I can't get away with it today, I just want to see how you coax me, little beauty.

I was very upset, and I was not in the mood to take a rose bath. Although I was always thinking about the little beauty in my heart, but my phone was gone, and there was nothing I could do.

This is a good way to quit mobile phone addiction, the effect is amazing, but the cost is slightly higher.

I sat on the sofa and watched TV for a while, but I couldn’t watch anything. The TV stations changed one after another, and none of them caught my eye. But I couldn’t stop thinking about things, and I couldn’t calm down after a while.

I stretched out my hand to the light and looked at the ring on my finger. The small diamonds were shining brightly. I couldn't help laughing when I thought about another one being worn on the little beauty's finger.

……

Those who are in love are fools!What's so ridiculous about this, I can't stand being an idiot, I really want to slap us both!

After turning off the TV, I decided to go to sleep, and I don't have to think about things when I fall asleep.

Kicking off my shoes, I crawled under the covers, but falling asleep was not as easy as I thought.

I tossed and turned for a while, but didn't feel sleepy at all.

"Hey..." I lifted the quilt covering my head and looked at my watch. The hour hand was already pointing to half past twelve. Where.

I regret my impulsiveness now, isn’t it because the phone is turned off, maybe it’s because the phone is out of battery, it doesn’t mean anything, why do I have such a bad temper... Tell me, I can’t do it without the phone How to contact the little beauty.

Of course, I was smart enough to get the SIM card back... It seems that I didn't lose my mind at the time.

Just as I closed my eyes, planning to continue self-hypnosis, I suddenly heard movement in the living room!

It seems that someone is stabbing the security door of my house with something!

Oops, there won't be those blind-eyed thieves...

No... Although he is a man, he is still very scared to be alone...

old flight!Come and save me!

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