Uncle's Courtship Battle

Oops, there won't be those blind-eyed thieves...

No... Although he is a man, he is still very scared to be alone...

old flight!Come and save me!

I didn't even put on my shoes, and I slipped to the door quietly, and the light in the living room was not turned on, but the sound became more intense!

I have lived alone for more than ten years, and I have never been afraid, probably because now that I have Yang Guhang, I am used to the company of people, but I am afraid of being alone.

Oh yes, I also have a dog!

I looked around the room, but I couldn't find that little dog!

This big scum, like his master, is a softie. The house has recruited thieves. Fortunately, he hid himself first, and he couldn't find it for teasing. He is really a smart puppy!

Damn it!

I slipped quietly to the edge of the living room door and looked out through the peephole. Since it was also pitch black outside, I couldn't see anything, but I never heard the sound.

This damn property!Stealing and playing tricks!The corridor light is broken and I don’t know how to fix it. Uncle, I will be in bad luck because of this today!It is estimated that even if someone robbed him, he didn't know what the criminal looked like.

Just when I was about to go to the kitchen to pick out a handy weapon, the door "clicked" and was opened from the outside!

no solution anymore!Anyway, I'm still unarmed, so I'm going to fight him to the death!

I hid behind the door and watched quietly.

Sure enough, the door was slowly pushed open, and then...a black shadow cat walked in...

ah ah ah ah!Father, I will fight with you today!

As soon as I was overwhelmed, I rushed towards that man, covered his mouth with one hand and hugged him tightly with the other. He didn't seem to be very strong, but I easily gained the upper hand. I punched him a few times in his stomach first. He was hit so hard that he rolled on the ground, looking for his teeth all over the floor, and he couldn't make a sound.

I was about to stop to avoid killing people, but I saw this guy wobbled up again and walked towards me.

Hey?Is this worth it?I want to forgive you, but you still don't know what to do?What's the point of provoking?

How can you allow your kid to act wild on my site? !

Taking advantage of the darkness of the night and the dim moonlight, relying on my pair of eagle eyes, I looked at the right moment, raised my foot chicly, and hit that kid's crotch with a perfect fatal blow!

"Ahhh! Mmm..." A painful howl resounded through the sky.

Tsk tsk, be honest this time, this is a man's life, root, son, the most vulnerable part of a man.

I was just about to take my legs back triumphantly, when I suddenly felt something was wrong, the voice was a little familiar...

Little beauty? !

I got a big grass!

I quickly turned on the light in the living room, and everything in the room appeared before my eyes...

The little beauty shyly clutched her crotch and crotch, lying on the ground in pain, the corners of her eyes were moist, she was forbidden to bite her lower lip, her brows were full of spring, I felt pity...

No, no, no matter how charming the little beauty is now, it seems that my focus should not be here! !What did I just do? ! fuck!I even kicked the little beauty's baby, that is also my baby, the baby of the baby!If this is broken, I will feel so distressed, the happy life of the rest of my life...

But... I chuckled and then thought about it, if the little beauty is inhumane from now on, wouldn't it be possible for me to turn around and attack?

But!It seems that now is not the time to think about these things at all!In such a situation, I can still think about counterattacking, I feel like a beast!

I squatted down, "Gu, Guhang...how could it be you...I thought it was a thief just now..."

The little beauty gave me a look of resentment, lowered her head, continued to frown tightly, and refused to speak.

"You said why you didn't speak just now... If you did, wouldn't I know it was you..."

"It was you just now, you covered my mouth?!"

Uh...it seems to be the case...

"Cover your mouth and you can hum a few times, don't I know it's you as soon as I hear it?" I blinked and blinked, still trying my best to argue.

"I just did it because... Forget it! Don't talk about it!"

"Tell me..." My shoulder bumped against Yang Guhang, obviously he was also at fault, and he's not dumb, why didn't he speak, I wanted to hear his explanation.

"I did it because... because I thought you were going to joke with me again..."

"joke?"

"Yeah, you don't do this often, you always hug me from behind suddenly, attack me or something..." The little beauty blushed when she spoke.

Ah my bah!I, Li Leji, am open and aboveboard, when did I ever commit a sneak attack on someone? !I am a hug of love!

So, I was the one who kicked someone’s life, I still admit my mistake softly, “Oh, you’re messing around outside in the middle of the night, you know the lights in the corridor are broken, I can’t see anything in the dark No, how could I have thought it was you?"

Yang Guhang was a little reconciled, and turned his head away from me awkwardly, "Who else can it be but me, I live here these days, you don't know..."

Isn't today's situation special? I thought you went to find your school belle sister.

I can see that he is not very happy, that's right, who can jump around happily after being kicked in the life, if that's the case, I guess the head might be kicked.

He was still sitting on the ground, protecting his crotch with one hand, looking very painful.

I felt a little distressed, and took out the way of coaxing children to comfort me, "Don't be afraid of pain, it won't hurt if uncle blows to you."

……

After a while of silence...

The little beauty looked at me in horror, clutching her crotch even more desperately, shaking her head like a drum, "No, no need..."

Uh... This sentence seems a bit inappropriate to be used here...

Really, it makes him look like a perverted rogue, but in fact, I don't mind blowing him with my mouth at all ⊙▽⊙.

At this moment, I saw something dark looking at me from the door of the bedroom.

I took a closer look, and sure enough, it was that little bitch dog.

He was a little confused and scared at first, maybe he just couldn't accept the scene of me fighting with the little beauty just now, and he was poking his head to look this way. came running.

Hey, this little cheap dog, you're really not afraid of me beating him, are you?

It ran over like a merry-go-round, but stopped when it reached Yang Guhang's side.

He tilted his head and looked at him puzzled, probably unable to understand why the master had such a painful expression, not to mention, it looked quite amusing.

Suddenly, it saw Yang Guhang's hand covering his crotch, and it became even more puzzled. It tilted its head and thought for a long time. I guess he must have thought it was something delicious, so... it walked over slowly, Stretch out your little nose and lean over to smell it.

……

Whoops!Is there such a dog? !

Do you dare to hear about Lao Tzu? !Do you dare to get your hands on the baby of my favorite little beauty? !

I was very angry, I rushed over with a brisk stride, and kicked this little pup vigorously!

Damn!You stinky rascal, you will be a eunuch dog for the rest of your life!

Yang Guhang watched distressedly as the dog "wowed" and turned into a perfect parabola, "Le Ji...don't be so hard...foot...it might just think I have something delicious."

what?It even wants to eat you!What a fucking puppy!If I remember correctly, the dog is also a little male dog... Tsk tsk, gay people raise gay dogs.

I looked into the distance and saw that the dog had evacuated without touching the ground, which made me very satisfied. I turned around and taught the little beauty, "You don't understand, this pet needs to be educated, or it will become lawless."

Yang Guhang bowed his head and didn't speak, he didn't know whether he disagreed with my statement or felt sorry for his little dog.

"That..." I squatted down, squatting beside him, "Did you kick it just now..."

"No, no..." The shy and nervous look of the little beauty is so cute, it makes me want to take a bite.

"Is it all right?"

"Nothing……"

"Then let uncle show you, don't kick it badly." As I said that, I stretched out my hand to take off the little beauty's pants, and I admitted that I didn't simply care about his injury...cough cough...

Yang Guhang became anxious, waved his hands wildly, tried to stop me, and kept shouting "No, no, no."

Why can't it work?Give Uncle a look, it's not like I haven't seen it.

Yang Guhang suddenly slapped his hands heavily on the ground, which made me tremble in fright, and I dare not do it again.

What's the matter, are you angry again?As for what, isn't this just flirting, flirting, love, really boring, why did you go tonight and I haven't pursued it with you yet.

"Le Ji." The little beauty looked at me with a slanted smile, which made me feel nervous.

"What, what are you doing?"

"Didn't you just say that if it hurts somewhere, it won't hurt if you blow it?"

"That's right! Aren't you unhappy?" I puffed up my chest with confidence.

"I suddenly feel like it's not bad..."

"What, what's good?"

"It's also good to blow on the places where I hurt."

I was very surprised, "No, it's so perverted, it's also..."

etc!Blow!That's what he didn't mean... It's not the other's boasting!Don't be fooled by yourself!

As soon as I thought about the taste, I suddenly flew into the air. It turned out that I was hugged horizontally by the little beauty.

"What are you doing! Let me down!" I thumped vigorously, what does it look like for a big man to be hugged like this? !

"Don't worry, take your time in the bedroom..." The little beauty smiled treacherously, her little canine teeth were exposed, but she was still pretty, hehehe...

Oh, fuck, how did I fall again!I guess I won't have to get up again tomorrow...

The author has something to say: this year I suddenly got out of the national line for the postgraduate entrance examination, and then I suddenly found that I was admitted ⊙▽⊙

I was desperate ⊙▽⊙

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