Uncle's Courtship Battle

Yang Guhang turned his head to Chen Caimeng, "Caimeng...I'm sorry..."

Why?Cute?

When I was almost waving my sleeves and saying goodbye alone, I suddenly heard such a sentence.

At this moment, for me to say, this is like a bomb ringing in my ear, and it is □□!

Yang Guhang actually said sorry to Chen Caimeng instead of me, what does this mean?

Ok, I know it might not be as beautiful as I thought in my heart, he will probably say, "I'm sorry Caimeng, I didn't fall in love with you earlier." Or "I'm sorry Caimeng, I cheated on an uncle, can you Forgive me don't you?"

Chinese culture is really broad and profound, and it is possible to talk about anything later.

I am very, very nervous now, I feel my palms are sweating, I guess I will be able to raise fish in my hands later.

I really don't know what the little beauty will say next, but his sorry gave me a glimmer of hope.

You know that feeling, like a child who had to stay in the classroom because of the rain, but the moment before the class bell rang, the rain suddenly cleared.

Of course, just because the rain is over doesn't mean you can go out for a spring outing. Now I am an elementary school student who is anxiously waiting for the principal's decision on whether I can go out.

I finally had some hope, but I was still uneasy about the result.

"Brother Gu Hang, what are you talking about, what's 'sorry'?" Chen Caimeng froze as she tied her hair behind her ears, but she still looked at the little beauty with a smile.

Tsk tsk, you have a good heart at such a young age.

But Uncle, I'm really anxious, what on earth are you trying to say, Yang Guhang, is it a man who is making a fuss, tell me quickly, I'm so anxious to death!

I waited for a long time but still didn't see him speak, and didn't fart. I was so anxious, and now I realized what it means to live like a year. Uncle, I wasn't so nervous when I was in the college entrance examination!

Old He even felt the embarrassment in the middle, and stood up to smooth things over for us, "Cai Meng, Xiao Yang is so sorry for him, Uncle Wang, you don't know how good their relationship is, let's sit down and eat together , we are all students, don't pay attention to this, come here, don't stand up, sit down, the food is going to be cold." As he said, he waved his hand at us to signal us to sit down and eat, obviously Village cadres have the demeanor of "eat well, drink well, drink well".

The monkey also jumped up to help, and he was more straightforward. He put his arm around Yang Guhang's shoulders and carried him to the dining table, "Come on, Xiao Yang, I'm going to starve to death!"

Hello!You dead monkey, that's my little beauty, get rid of your salty pig's hand!

It's a pity that the dexterity of these two people didn't seem to have much effect. The little beauty still stood still, with her mouth pursed into a straight line, and Chen Caimeng also stood still, looking at Yang Guhang with a complicated expression.

Not to mention me, with one hand being held tightly by Yang Guhang, I couldn't sit down, and I was embarrassed to stand, and I didn't know where to look.

"That..." I patted the little beauty beside me, and raised my hand that was held by him, "Can you let me go first?"

"Don't move!"

The low and angry male voice shocked me so much that I didn't dare to move.

……

Fuck!what's the situation? !The little beauty actually yelled at me!Woooooooo...a glass heart of the Lun family!

Oh right?

Suddenly I felt very upset again!Just now, he was so obsequious and hesitant to talk, why did he suddenly become such a man now? !Are you kidding me?When your grandpa and I came out to play around, you were still breastfeeding in your mother's arms. Damn it, I was so pissed off. When did I suffer from this kind of uselessness? It's always been my uselessness to others!Oh my god, I'm so angry that I want to vomit blood.

I stared at my big eyes with double eyelids and was about to curse, but Yang Guhang was also looking at me, our eyes just met.

This child's little eyes can talk, just now he yelled at me so fiercely, but now he looks at me tenderly, it makes my heart melt...why is this...it's so annoying!

Just when I wanted to reach out and touch his face regardless of everyone's gaze, he suddenly turned his gaze to Chen Caimeng again.

I got a big grass!Who the hell are you looking at? Could it be that you practiced your eyes with me first?I'll fuck with your sister, playboy!

The little beauty suddenly tightened my hand, and I felt that he was sweating too, what's wrong?Are you nervous too?

"Caimeng, I want to tell you, actually..."

"Actually... what?"

Don't look at Chen Caimeng's calmness on the surface, I know she is definitely very nervous in her heart, don't ask me why I know, I feel the same way, do you understand, we are also considered to be the same people who have fallen into the end of the world now.

"Actually, he's not Uncle Wang..." Yang Guhang pointed to me beside him.

Hey, just this matter, I thought it was a big deal, but since you said that I am not Uncle Wang, how do you explain my identity, little beauty, could you arrange another teacher position for me?

Chen Caimeng was a little surprised, "Isn't it Uncle Wang? Then... this uncle is... Could it be the father of someone here? Uncle, you are really young."

……

Although she immediately became more polite when she heard that I was not Uncle Wang, but I still had to say to her, "I am!"Look at me, where does my father look like?I am young and beautiful, full of vigor just like you, okay, you actually said that I am from your father's generation?Damn, you have more wrinkles on your face than mine!

"Um...not really..." Yang Guhang obviously didn't expect her to think so, and shrugged helplessly.

"That is……?"

"Actually, Caimeng, there is one thing I have never told you."

"What's the matter? Brother Gu Hang, tell me quickly, I'm going to be scared to death by you!"

that is!I'm going to be scared to death by you too!Why are you so pissed off!

"You also know that I have never talked about a girlfriend. There is actually a reason for this..."

The main event is finally here! !Finally started talking about relationship issues!

But my heart is completely in my throat, how will the little beauty deal with Chen Caimeng and me...

Chen Caimeng smiled shyly, "Could it be that I have never met the right one? What is the reason?"

"Because of me..." Yang Guhang looked back at me with a very affectionate look. Oops, this is not a good sign. He probably wants to feel sorry for me because of my affection. It's over, I'm completely finished today ...

"Because I... like men."

"Boom" a thunder rang in my ear.

"So I'll never have a girlfriend..."

"Boom" Another thunder came to my ears.

"And he is my lover."

"Boom boom boom" I don't know how many thunders suddenly fell, my ears have been completely strafed by enemy planes, my ears are about to ring!

Chen Caimeng obviously couldn't digest the news for a while, she opened her mouth and stared at Yang Guhang in surprise.

I can't react...Of course, of course, I know that the little beauty likes men, but I just didn't expect him to admit it like this, and even say that she is his lover in front of his school belle sister, really Yes, blushing my old face... I hate it, I'm so shy, why do you say it so affectionately.

"Brother Gu Hang..." Chen Caimeng spread his hands in disbelief, "Do you know what you are talking about? You like men...? How is this possible?"

"Caimeng, I know you may find it difficult to accept it for a while, but the fact is like this, I really... like men..."

"You're talking nonsense! I don't believe it!"

The woman's voice suddenly rose an octave, and I was so scared that I trembled three times. The image of a delicate lady just now disappeared. Sure enough, women are fickle animals. I was also shocked...

Chen Caimeng covered her head in pain, it seemed that she was having a headache because of this matter, the little beauty was a little overwhelmed by his sudden reaction, and reached out to pull her.

Oh, can you see this woman's face clearly now? If she married her back home, would it be okay?A whole dominatrix.

"It's true, Caimeng...I..."

With a "snap", Chen Caimeng slapped Yang Guhang's hand away to help her, "This is impossible, Brother Gu Hang, how could you like men? This is too ridiculous..." Suddenly, She turned her head and stared at me with a "huh", the hatred in her eyes, as if she wanted to peel off my skin and bones, it made my skin crawl all over.

What the hell, I'm your brother Gu Hang's lover, you envy me, what the hell, I am!If you have the ability, you can do it too!La la la, stalking people don't want you, I feel so happy.

I feel so superior right now, the feeling of being recognized by my lover in front of my rival is so good, of course, I am a mature uncle, I have to comfort a little girl when she is broken in love.

"I said Caimeng, you don't want to..."

"shut up!"

ha?what's the situation? !

Chen Caimeng stared at me angrily, I felt like her eyes were about to pop out.

I was stared at for no reason, and before I could say anything, she rushed up to me, pushed me hard, and made me stagger.

Oh my god, this girl is too strong, it seems that she is not just a shrew but also a strong man.

The little beauty rushed forward to stop Chen Caimeng to prevent her from further harming me, "Caimeng, what are you doing?!"

The little beauty spoke in a harsh tone, and she didn't know if she was shocked by his school belle sister, or because she was worried about me.

Chen Caimeng pushed Yang Guhang away again, pointed at me, "It's all because of him!"

Because of me?I was confused.

"It's all because of him...it's all because of him..." Chen Caimeng squatted down covering her face, she seemed to be crying, I couldn't help it, it's terrible for a woman to cry.

"It's all because of him that Brother Gu Hang likes men and doesn't like me... Otherwise... Otherwise, Brother Gu Hang, you would have been with me long ago."

I clearly saw the corner of Yang Guhang's mouth twitching, I understand him too well, I guess his inner monologue at the moment should be "Don't dream, even if there is no Le Ji, I won't like you, a dead woman", ahaha Haha, I laughed so hard, miss, you don't have to rely on me if you can't catch up with a man.

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