Gluttonous canteen

"Your Majesty, it's time to test your masculinity. Why don't you come to protect your concubine and ask if you have a dog outside?!" Zhang Tao clasped his butt and competed with the things behind him, howling frantically.

"Shh, don't bark, don't scare it." Li Chuo's expression is very calm at the moment, I don't know if it's Zhang Tao's illusion, he seems to have found a sweet spot in his eyes.

"Your Majesty, do you want to stabilize the enemy and take it all at once?"

The child didn't make a fuss, walked around Zhang Tao's buttocks and came behind him, squatted down and seemed to rub his back, but the object being touched was not Zhang Guiren's buttocks, which made him feel very depressed.

"Who are you touching, my lord? You can only touch my ass."

"Shut up." Li Chuo silenced Zhang Tao, still quietly moving behind him, and with Li Chuo's soothing movements, Zhang Tao's butt pain soon disappeared.

"Is it so miraculous?" Zhang Tao turned his head, and found Li Chuo holding a cute little animal that couldn't be named in his arms.

"What the hell?" Zhang Tao was taken aback. This thing is amazing. The head and upper body look a bit like a badger, but the tiger-headed and tiger-headed one is very cute. Maybe it was smoothed by Li Chuo. The son was throwing himself into his arms, kicking his legs non-stop, but the problem also appeared in his legs——

The part where the hind paws should have grown has unexpectedly grown a pair of tiny feet like a baby!

"It has become a spirit! After the founding of the People's Republic of China, it is not allowed to become a spirit!" Zhang Tao protested loudly. If the animals are still becoming spirits, then these old mythical beasts will definitely be constantly threatened by new species.

"What's so good, put away your dross of feudal superstition." Li Chuo rolled his eyes at him, shaking the little animal in his arms who was acting like a spoiled child.

"This is a human-footed badger. I learned it in biology class. His hind paws look like human beings. Because they are too small, they are often mistaken for the footprints of human children, and the sound is similar to that of human babies. It’s similar, hence the name, although it’s an omnivore, but due to the huge difference in body size, it’s generally not easy to attack humans, it must be stimulated by the highlighter on your butt.”

Li Chuo remembers that when he was learning about human-footed badgers, he checked the information on the Internet because of curiosity. This is a cave animal that lives in dark and damp places or in graves all the year round. There was a saying in the past that this kind of badger Using human corpses as food, human feet grew over time, but modern biology believes that this statement is not credible.

"It turns out to be like this, the sage is wise and powerful." Zhang Tao couldn't help but admire the child's brain. Although it was expanded by Wang Dun, the activated memory will gradually fade if it is not used for a period of time. Ye Mei works so hard, she will be able to earn a lot of money to support herself in the future, unlike some of their old cousins, who can't put any extra thoughts...

"Strange." Li Chuo's doubts interrupted Zhang Tao's unrestrained imagination.

"What's wrong?"

"Human-footed badgers usually live in catacombs. Why did this one live in the foundation of someone else's house?"

"Didn't you say you like cold and damp places? Although the foundation is not as scary as the tomb, it's about the same." Zhang Tao asked back.

"The foundation here is very close to the ground on the first floor. The small hotel is open for business every day, and there are so many people and noise. Badgers don't like this kind of lively market atmosphere, otherwise they wouldn't prefer places that are inaccessible like the tomb. .”

Li Chuo looked at the human-footed badger in his arms, probably because he belonged to the level of Xiangxi Corpse King, and his body carried the cold air in the tomb, so the human-footed badger kissed him especially, in the arms of a child. Rolling around.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"

While the two were reasoning in the foundation with a badger in their arms, suddenly, with the screams of wow, the whole floor of the first floor collapsed into a large piece, and then a big man held two He jumped off the Xuanhua ax and stared at the two people in the foundation with red eyes.

"Li Kui cheated on the corpse?" Zhang Tao looked at the unexpected visitor in a daze, rubbed his eyes and took a closer look. It turned out to be the host of the small hotel, the honest man, the old eighth.

"Brother, I can't see that you are still so capable." Zhang Tao said in admiration. He looked at the "weapons" in his hand. They turned out to be two kitchen knives for chopping stuffing. Wearing an apron and a chef's hat on his head, no matter how you look at it, he has nothing to do with the murderous Li Kui.

"Ah...why it's you...I..." After the initial effort, Lao Ba found out that he was an acquaintance, and he had long since faded away. With a mournful face, he pinned the two kitchen knives away He lowered his head on the waistband.

"Hey, starling, you are raising ferocious beasts on your own foundation, which poses a great threat to the personal safety of our tourists. Look, my ass has been bitten. I don't know if this guy has been vaccinated against rabies. .” Zhang Tao picked up the badger, saw that Lao Ba was timid and fearful, and the villain took it for granted that he would file a complaint first.

"Here, I didn't raise it to hurt people. It has been protected against the epidemic. Don't worry." Sure enough, Lao Ba lowered his head knowing that he was wronged, and almost forgot to ask Zhang Tao how they got into the foundation of his house. .

"Then why do you keep an aggressive animal in the foundation of your home, especially when my sister-in-law is still... You understand." Zhang Tao gestured towards his stomach to stand up.

"If it wasn't for that, I wouldn't raise it either, alas..." Lao Ba sighed, and seemed to want to confide bitterness to them, but he was not sure whether to say it or not.

"Then tell me, is there any embarrassment? There are many people and strength. If you tell us, everyone can help solve it." Zhang Tao began to be persuasive.

"I can see that you are not bad people, and it's okay to say it, but you students can't help you with this kind of thing, even if Daluo Jinxian comes." Lao Ba sighed, subconsciously touching himself The circle on the face seems to be scars embroidered with dense steel needles.

"The scar on my face is on the face of my father, my grandfather, and my ancestors." Lao Ba covered his face with a painful expression, as if he was thinking of his family's cursed fate and worried about his wife's belly. Will the children in the house be tired by themselves?

"No way? Are the scars inherited?" Zhang Tao's eyes widened.

"It's not a scar, it's a birthmark. It's from the womb. If you don't believe me, touch it." Lao Ba stretched out his big chapped face that was as chapped as the Loess Plateau. Looking at Lao Ba's No. [-] pit of the Terracotta Warriors and Horses with his tender little face, there is nothing to touch, but in order to find more clues, he had to touch it patiently.

"Huh? How could this be?"

Zhang Tao stretched out his hand to touch it, and sure enough, it was just like what Lao Ba said, the hideous and tangled "scar" felt very smooth to the touch. It's really just a birthmark that looks scary and ugly but is harmless.

"This thing, I heard that the older generation offended the old lady Bai, so the descendants of our family have also been cursed. In fact, it's nothing to say that it is a curse, but almost every child in the clan will be born. It’s just leaving such a terrible birthmark.” Lao Ba sighed and shook his head, in fact, he had confessed his family medical history to his wife before marriage, but the little girl married him without hesitation.

"I said myna, did this small hotel in your family belong to Tianfei Palace before? Does your family have any relationship with Tianfei?" The more Zhang Tao looked at it, the more he felt that something was wrong. The most amazing thing about living in the back of Tianfei Palace is that such a magical creature is artificially raised in the foundation of the ancestral house.

"This...our family is actually the Li family from which the concubine Tian was born." The eighth child lowered his head in shame instead of honor, which made both Zhang Tao and Li Chuo very puzzled.

It stands to reason that there is a concubine who rises in the daytime in the family. According to the tradition of Ah Q's urination, no one can boast about it: "Our family was much richer than yours before." Yunyun, why is this old man Such a low-key, if it is a store with a little bit of business acumen, it will take this opportunity to revitalize the hotel economy.

"Since she is from the Tianfei Li family, isn't the old lady Bai very involved with Li's daughter? Why do you say that your ancestors offended her? What does this have to do with your breeding of human-footed badgers?" Li Chuo was more thoughtful. The old eight's appearance should not have any crooked intentions to hide from them, so he asked more questions on the sidelines.

"It seems that this aunt from the ancestors offended the old lady Bai. The old lady Bai and the family members all said..." Lao Ba looked around mysteriously when he said this, and then reached out to touch Li Chuo's arms The badger in his arms, that little thing is very useful in the hands of the little emperor. Seeing the owner stretching out his hand at this moment, he thought he was going to catch it away, so he wriggled his little butt and struggled, so that the old eight had to stop in embarrassment. hands.

"Our family members said that this old lady Bai was originally a hedgehog, and the torrential rain rushed to the bottom of the Xiulou of Tianfei Li's house. The aunt was kind enough to save her, and she was rescued by feeding rice soup and live food. , Since then, I have understood human nature, and the Man family will recognize this aunt as one."

"Since this is the case, then this old lady Bai should be one of the family immortals who bless you. Why was the concubine Li's family cursed again?" Zhang Tao didn't quite understand. It is not uncommon for the public to repay their kindness, but it is not uncommon to see such cases of turning against each other.

"I don't know exactly why, I only know that this old lady Bai has been working as a nun in the girl's room, and then the girl died without getting married, and the old lady Bai disappeared. Then one accident happened, all grimaces. The old family heard that badgers are the natural enemies of hedgehogs, so they established a rule. When a daughter-in-law in the family was pregnant, they would 'invite' a badger back from the mountains to raise it, but it was always It's nothing." Lao Ba looked at the badger in Li Chuo's hand and shook his head helplessly.