Gluttonous canteen

"Old Eight, Old Eight?"

Zhang Tao and the others wanted to ask more questions, but the call from the proprietress of the small hotel came from the corner of the stairs on the second floor.

"Hey!" The old man agreed, and booed Zhang Tao and Li Chuo again and again, meaning to let them cover up. Li Chuo understood, stretched out his hand and threw the badger back into the crack in the ground. , and very professionally made a gesture of prohibiting it from moving around. The badger may have surrendered to the coldness of Li Chuo, so he hibernated obediently and did not move around.

"What are you doing? Are you demolishing the house?" The girl put one hand on her stomach, and the other hand tightly grasped the banister of the stairs on the first and a half floors. She went downstairs very carefully to check, but she saw her own house as soon as she opened her eyes. There was a big hole thicker than the waist in the floor of the first floor.

"Watching the ball, it collapsed as soon as we stomped our feet. We three big men are too heavy. Shouldn't the floor be repaired?" Lao Ba lowered his head, not daring to look at his wife, for fear of being convulsed by her. What clues can be seen on the facial muscles.

"Pfft, just watch it. It's not about winning houses and land. I really don't understand you fans." The girl smiled helplessly, turned around and walked back to her room.

"Then what happened afterwards?" Hearing the girl's voice closing the door, Zhang Tao naively wanted to hold Lao Ba to chat.

"I'm sorry big brother, my wife may be angry, I have to go back to the house first, and we can talk tomorrow when I have time, but I will tell you everything I know." Went back to his room.

"It's really the classic love between Beauty and the Beast." Zhang Tao looked at Lao Ba's hunched back. He was obviously a big and round man, but he was tied firmly to the waistband of his trousers by a handsome girl.

"Mynah looks so ferocious, why is he always afraid of that weak girl?" Zhang Tao shook his head to express his incomprehension.

"What do you know, the more you like someone, the more inexplicable fear you will feel." Li Chuo said with some emotion as he watched Lao Ba's back disappear at the corner of the stairs.

"Really?" Zhang Tao said in a daze, suddenly felt that something was wrong, and immediately closed his mouth.

"Are you not in the mood to be afraid of me?" Sure enough, the child reacted very quickly, grabbing the head of the conversation and looking at him with a sinking face.

"Scared! Of course I will be scared!" Zhang Tao hasn't figured out how to answer, but the general direction must not be wrong.

"Hehe, what are you afraid of me? I'm so gentle, silent and amiable, do you need to be afraid?" Li Chuo pressed every step of the way, very domineering and bossy, he put the big cat in an empty small hotel. On the wall of the lobby hall, both hands pressed his claws, and his slender neck leaned forward, exchanging breath with him as if nothing.

"Afraid...afraid of you... afraid that you won't... call me to sleep with you." The big cat was forced into a corner, its fur all over its body exploded, and after being aggrieved for a long time, the three sticks let out a fart.

"→_→" Li Chuo tried his best to calm down his anger of the emperor, put on the clothes of Flash in his inner world and ran to the African Rift Valley to scold "Zhang Guiren sb250" ten thousand times, with a handsome face Finally returned to a gentle and calm state, and let him go with a smile.

"Actually, I'm quite afraid of you." The child let go of Zhang Tao, turned and went upstairs, and suddenly said when he reached the first and a half floors.

"Afraid of me? Did I hurt you?" Zhang Guiren once again took the topic in a strange direction in the spirit of keeping his three sentences in the same line.

"No, you are very good to me." Unexpectedly, Li Chuo was not angry because of his yellow accent as usual, but said calmly.

"Why is that?" Zhang Tao asked when he reached the door of the room, took out an old-fashioned key from his trouser pocket, and opened the door.

"Because I can't give you anything." Li Chuo suddenly pressed Zhang Tao's wrist, which was turning the key, and held him tightly.

Zhang Tao turned his head and saw that the child's eyes were shining brightly, and his eyeballs moved slightly and frequently, indicating that he had been thinking about something.

"Didn't you... give it all to me?" Zhang Tao said with a blushing face.

"The things that all couples can give to each other don't count." Li Chuo understood Zhang Tao's meaning, but apart from those things, he could hardly see the rock that could connect them closely.

Zhang Tao can easily crush him in every aspect, he made him feel a sense of oppression that he never felt in the original world - where he ruled the most powerful empire in the world and was the object of tribute from other countries , is the spiritual leader that the common people of the world depend on for survival.

He used to be the master of the whole world, but he became his slave, which made him feel happy and terrified. People who grew up in the emperor's house have much colder feelings than ordinary people. He doesn't know how long Zhang Tao's feelings can last, except for that How high will his stickiness be with the noble status that binds him.

"Well, this." Although Zhang Tao looked at it blankly, he was not a guy who didn't understand people's hearts at all. Although the human race made him love and hate, but compared with other races, their unique delicate and sensitive nerves But it made Zhang Tao feel profound and charming.

He watched Li Chuo struggling, just like Lin Daiyu falling in love with Jia Baoyu, or the Cowherd and Weaver Girl meeting on the Qixi Festival. The elusive love in youth will add too many variables as they grow older. Being able to constantly test each other and torment each other in love is an eternal tragedy that human beings cannot get rid of.

"Touch it." Without further ado, Zhang Tao reached out to grab Li Chuo's hand and stuffed it into his crotch.

"What are you doing...?!" Before Li Chuo finished speaking, he suddenly froze.

"Well, you see, the estrus period of you humans is not fixed, so there are so many twists and turns. As for me, I have never been in estrus since I was a child, and then I saw your... dead body, and it suddenly became like this. Just look You will be like this." Zhang Tao said a little embarrassed.

He doesn't have to worry that he will retreat and withdraw under uncertain circumstances like other men. This sudden excitement is a sign given by God to Zhang Tao to judge his lover. Once identified, it cannot be changed. Innate loyalty and Glory, sacrifice one person.

"Well, does this happen every time you see me?" Li Chuo asked in a low voice.

"Yes, so I'm afraid, if I don't let me sleep, I may be suffocated to death in a few days." In a sense, Zhang Tao replied honestly.

He is military rations, he is internal money, it is more effective than booing and asking for warmth, practical love.

"Okay, I believe you." Li Chuo also became agitated, his hands became a little rough, and he dragged his newly promoted nobleman into the room.

"Hey... not now..." Before Zhang Tao finished speaking, the two rolled into the room, rolled on the bed, and quickly fell on something.

"Well, it hurts." Li Chuo seemed to have bumped into something hard, got up from the bed in disappointment, and when he turned on the light, his brain exploded with a buzzing sound.

A pair of naked bodies lay horizontally on the jade body on the kang—a waxed female mummy.

The most incomprehensible thing is that the ladypart of the waxed corpse of the woman is actually tightly clenched with the mummified corpse of some small animal.

"This is... Li's daughter?" Li Chuo looked at the waxed corpse, and suddenly remembered Zhang Tao's screams when he fell into the table fence holding the icon of the concubine Tian, ​​and guessed it by association.

"Well, after the fall, the golden coating on the top was broken, and the contents inside were exposed, especially this one, look." Zhang Tao pointed to the small animal on the key part of the girl. It was a naked body. Liuliu, a little thing with a sharp nose, with a dark red blood hidden under the shriveled skin, it looks a bit like a skinned rat, or a panda cub before it grows any fluff.

"What is this?" Li Chuo is actually quite courageous, and he is not very afraid of the waxed female corpse, but because of the old saying that men and women are not close to each other, he can't look directly at the girl's ladypart, so he just glanced at it and turned away in embarrassment. line of sight.

"It's hard to see clearly when you look at it this way." Zhang Tao said, stretching out his hand towards the direction of the small animal, his movements were also cautious, for fear of doing something abrupt and beautiful.

Guji, Guji.

With Zhang Tao's pull, the small animal's mummified corpse and waxed female corpse were forced to create a crack due to external force, and the long-term bonded body made a sound similar to that of vegetable insects because of the sudden separation.

Finally, with a bang, the mummy of the small animal was finally separated from the waxed female corpse.

"Oh, don't look at evil." Zhang Tao looked away nervously, and pulled a white towel to cover the girl's abdomen, helping her maintain the last bit of appearance.

"It really is a hedgehog!" Zhang Tao opened his eyes after taking protective measures, and found that the "big mouse" in his hand turned out to be a hedgehog with its body rolled upside down, exposing the soft flesh that was originally protected by many steel needles. The appearance formed outside, no wonder they didn't see what it was just now.

"This...is the old lady Bai's original body?" Li Chuo looked at the little animals in Zhang Tao's hands that were completely turned from the inside to the outside, and couldn't believe that this was one of the five great immortals that Zhang Tao said Hedgehogs become sperm.

When he was in the inner palace, he had never heard of the story of a hedgehog turning into a spirit to heal the sick and save people. In Li Chuo's impression, most of this kind of animal would transform into a doctor with superb medical skills, and generally would not make enemies with others. Who did this old lady offend to die in such a miraculous way?

"Well, I don't know about that. It has nothing to do with us. It's important to complete the customer's order." Zhang Tao began to wash and peel the hedgehog's mummy, preparing to find one of the Sixi meatballs.He is not particularly concerned about the supernatural events he encounters in the process of accepting orders. Human love-hate entanglements are often quite incomprehensible to a straightforward young man like him, and he doesn't bother to investigate one by one.