Gluttonous canteen

"My lord, I think my ass is glowing." Zhang Tao kept looking back, wondering what kind of pork stamp Li Chuo had stamped on his buttocks.

"You'll know when you take off your pants in a while. By the way, where did you get the real statue?" Li Chuohu looked at him with a straight face. If it wasn't for time, he really wanted to show King Zhou in the small temple. A role-playing game of Nuwa.

"The carp robbed the hole and brought us packed meatballs. It's so delicious. This time, the concubine will definitely find a boy to give birth to a dragon descendant for His Majesty." Zhang Guiren looked shyly. The little emperor leaned on him, because his figure was too big, he almost pushed His Majesty to the ground.

"Stand straight up for me." Although Li Chuo was impatient with his sloppy energy, he was still very happy in his heart. Although Zhang Tao couldn't give birth, his attitude was the same. As long as a concubine has this virtuous and virtuous energy , it doesn't matter if you have children or not.

"Let's go, we have to run before they find out." Zhang Tao held Li Chuo under his arm with great force and was about to run away, still chanting Guan Guan Jujiu in My Fair Lady in Hezhizhou in his heart A gentleman is so good, and Li Chuo, who sang the virtues of concubines, looked embarrassed.

"What about the statue? After a while, let people in without the main god, and the priests must know that I made it."

"It's easy, Li Zi, come out!" Following Zhang Tao's greeting, another coser with a face that was wiped like a monkey's butt appeared from the robbery hole.

"Boss, uncle, leave it to me here, the real statue has been dug out and moved to the hotel room." Li Zi said with two blushing blushes on his neck.

"Oh, let's withdraw first, and you can accumulate good fortune here." Zhang Tao ran away with Li Chuo in his arms.

"Is it okay to let Lizi stand alone? What about accumulating blessings?"

"It's okay. Although Lizi is not one of the five great masters, he is also a famous earth immortal. His status is no worse than that of old lady Bai. It is not a foul to let him stand up for a while. Besides, the real old lady Bai is long gone. It's useless." Zhang Tao explained, while scurrying from the hole, although the space was small, it didn't affect the guy's agility at all.

"Old lady Bai is no longer alive?" Li Chuo was a little surprised. Looking at the pious and cautious attitude of the temple priests just now, he thought it was very effective here. Superstition, just believe it in a daze.

"Well, go back and talk about it." Zhang Tao and Li Chuo shuttled through the narrow robbery hole, and got into the foundation of the small hotel after a while.

"Why don't you go through the main entrance?" Li Chuo got out of Zhang Tao's armpit and looked at the foundation of this small hotel with some curiosity.

"Lizi was afraid that people would see him when he moved the statue, so he dug a hole in the foundation, and then went directly into the wall to find the room, so as not to scare the young couple." Zhang Tao didn't follow just now, Some people don't know the situation, where is the trace of the carp, and where is the original structure of the foundation.

"The foundation here is a bit strange, and there are many gaps. It is reasonable to say that the foundation in mountainous areas must be thicker to prevent mountain winds." Zhang Tao walked around feeling the traces of pangolins. What's wrong.

"Wow...wow..."

While Zhang Tao was looking for the clues left by Li Zi, there were a few strange sounds from the foundation of the small hotel.

"What's the sound? Why does it sound like a child..." Zhang Tao was agitated and asked himself a question.This sound is too evil, and it is faintly vague, especially like the night cries of newborns upstairs and downstairs that can often be heard in apartment buildings with poor sound insulation.

"The sky is terrified, the ground is terrified, there is a crying man in my family." Just as Zhang Tao was blowing his hair, Li Chuo behind him suddenly said something that sounded more creepy.

"Your Majesty! The concubine is so scared!" Zhang Tao jumped onto Li Chuo's body, put his arms around the child's neck, and raised his two slender thighs high, so that the little emperor was controlled by his instinctive movements. The princess forced her to hug him.

"It's so heavy! My waist!" The child gritted his teeth, loosened his hands and threw Zhang Tao to the ground. The other party didn't want to talk to you and threw a big cat at you.

"Your Majesty, why are you saying that to scare your concubine all of a sudden." Zhang Guiren's face turned pale with fright, and in the cracks in the foundation where there was almost no light, he looked very much like the "Concubine Coffee" played by Song Xiaobao.

"I learned this from the nuns in the palace. They said that when I was walking at night, I heard a baby crying and read a sentence, which can ward off evil spirits." Li Chuo said with a frown, and stretched out his hand to send the big cat to the ground and pull it up. .

Li Chuo couldn't sleep well in the East Palace when he was a child, because he could always hear the baby crying for no reason at night, but his mother watched closely. Since the child was born as the eldest son, his father had no chance. Go to other concubines to spread branches and leaves, so there have been no newborns in the palace for a long time.

Later, it was Li Chuo's teaching mother who thought of a way for him, telling him to read something like a spell to relieve the evil spirit when he heard the baby crying, and over time it formed a conditioned reflex.

But after living together with Zhang Tao, Li Chuo realized that the cries of babies he had hallucinated back then were just the cries of newborn milk cats. The Forbidden City is too vast and vast, and it is easy to hide a few people, not to mention a few cats, even a big insider may not be able to take care of these little guys.

"Well, then you might as well not say it, it would be more scary if you did." Zhang Tao made a ╮(╯_╰)╭ gesture, and continued to listen with his ears up.

"Wow... wow... woo..."

The hard work paid off, Zhang Tao pricked up his ears, and there were a few more crying sounds from the depths of the foundation. This time it was more like a baby, and it must not be the cry of a milk cat anyway.

"No way, could there be a baby hidden in the foundation of this house?" Zhang Tao twisted his neck quickly, letting his animal instincts to trace the source of the sound.

"What do you mean? Hidden what is called? Is there any other place where the baby is hidden?" Li Chuo didn't understand what he meant, and greeted him with three consecutive questions.

"Um, we'll talk about this when we get back to the room." Zhang Tao recalled the shocking scene after he fell into the edge of the table just now, and now he is still twitching when he thinks about it. It is the human heart that is more terrifying than ghosts and gods.

flap!flap!

Suddenly, in the airtight and dark space behind them, there was a sound of something crawling fast!

"Who?!" Li Chuo turned his head, pulled out the soft sword at his waist with a swipe, and held several sword flowers in his hand while turning around, dancing the Shangfang sword in his hand like a meteor, He tightly protected himself and Zhang Tao's back.

But there was suddenly silence behind them, not even a trace of someone passing by.

"Zhaozi Fang Liangliang, I'll light a torch for you and look at your feet." Li Chuo took out a torch from his pocket and tapped it on the sole of his shoe, and it lit up with a bang. Senior Tufuzi, no wonder he was an emperor, he really does what he does and loves what he does, and he is the number one scholar in 360 professions.

"Hey? Don't tell me, there really is." Zhang Guiren saw that his majesty had spoken, and hurriedly lay on the ground with his buttocks pouted to check back and forth. Sure enough, he found some clues in the place where the sound was heard just now.

"My God, it's really a baby." Zhang Tao said with a sigh.

"It's still a walking baby?" His voice was full of doubt and horror, and he raised his head and stared at Li Chuo with a blank expression.

"What are you talking about, how can..." The child was slapped in the face by the scene before him before he could finish his sentence.

Sure enough, with the help of the dim light from the fire book, at the place where the sound had just sounded, the dusty foundation template was covered with strings of small footprints, very similar to the little feet that a nurse used when a baby was born. The imprinted human beings came to this world's first imprint.

"Could it be a kid?" Li Chuo reached out and touched the little child's footprints on the ground. It was indeed very fresh, and it was still wet to the touch. It seemed to be stained with the child's sweat. Li Chuo couldn't help but think of the old days. The wronged soul of the girl who was sent to marry in the dark that I met in the tomb of the dog blood in the battle robe and the general.

"Let me see." Zhang Tao also imitated Li Chuo and squatted down, stretched out his hand to press the small footprints on the ground, and put his fingers under his nose to smell it.

"Bah, bah, it stinks! Could this brat be from Hong Kong?!" Zhang Tao was really disgusted, and kept waving his hands to fan the wind under his nose, trying to dispel the strong smell.

"Hmm!" Li Chuo was used to Zhang Tao's trick-like performances, and thought he was exaggerating this time, so he followed his example and sniffed his own fingers, and he was almost stunned by the pungent smell. To smoke a somersault.

"No, this smell is definitely not the milk smell of a living child, but...it doesn't seem to be the smell of the dead air of the tomb that the kid carries." Zhang Tao sniffed, trying to use the remaining The little bit of smell evokes the memory database I have built up over the years.

"What the hell is that smell? Ouch!"

Just when Zhang Tao pouted his buttocks looking for the source of the smell, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his buttocks, subconsciously called out and turned around, only to see a pair of bright green eyes staring straight at him behind him!

"Ghost!" Zhang Tao screamed, clutching his buttocks and writhing vigorously.

"The little devil is biting someone! Your Majesty, hurry up and save me!" From Zhang Tao's current angle, he could only vaguely see the big green eyes that stretched out his hand, and he really thought it was the dead little devil. Coming to claim his life, he was so frightened that he hurriedly asked Li Chuo for help, because whether it was a living thing or a dead ghost, Zhang Tao was the last thing he could do about things like mother and son.