Gluttonous canteen

"Hey, you student is very generous." The middle-aged Miao Zhu saw that he was kind and rich, and he accepted the reward from the children with a beaming face, and looked back at those who came up and shouted "Catch the thief" like an admonition. The young man with rough hands and feet glanced a few times.

"Hmm." Li Chuo scratched his head in embarrassment. He didn't know why people called him a student wherever he went. In fact, he was only eighteen, and he had a tender face. He looked like a junior high school student. Some people believe it.

In the previous life, he was dressed in gold and wrapped in jade, and there was no order to face Tian Yan in the palace. It was an intentional assassination of the king.In modern times, everyone is equal, and the child is covered with smoke and fire by Zhang Tao. He really looks like a middle school student who has not yet entered the society.

"Student, why did you come in by yourself, oh, I see, did you follow your parents to seek a second child? Don't worry, we will definitely work here, and we guarantee that within a year or two, you will be able to add a boy and a half girl to your family." The middle-aged Miaozhu visually judged that Li Chuo was underage, so he definitely didn’t come to pray for a child for himself, so he had to travel with his parents who were eager to try because of the two-child policy, and even prayed to God and worshiped Buddha.

"Ah, I... By the way, master, you are the temple wishers here, and you must know the details of the old lady Bai's story. Anyway, the door has not been opened yet, can you explain it? I am willing to pay you for a private lecture." Li Chuo He hesitated, and took out another pink one, wholeheartedly intending to delay Zhang Tao as much as possible.

"It's easy to say!" The middle-aged Miao Zhu took a piece of little pink without saying a word. Although this guy is not a bad person, he is really open to money. He is here to show people the temple, that is, he is a part-time worker. All the money has to be handed in, and the money earned is calculated in big cities, which is not even as good as the students who work at McDonald's and KFC.

"Then trouble you to introduce me. I'm quite curious about the accompanying sculptures on these two sides. I always feel that these girls seem to be alive." Li Chuo deliberately led the temple priests away from the main god and close to the temple. Near the statues of the saints at the door, he asked in a serious manner.

"Oh, children have sharp eyes." Who knew that Li Chuo's unintentional words seemed to be supernatural, and it actually aroused the whispers of several disciples.

"Your little brother's eyes are so poisonous." The middle-aged Miaozhu nodded, with a smug look on his face, as if he really knew something real that others hadn't dug up yet.

"Everyone in the older generation said that these saints died unjustly. The clay idols in the temple were originally repaired by the family for peace. See that hair? It’s all made of real people’s hair combed and glued in a bun.” The middle-aged Miao Zhu pointed to a statue of a lady next to him, and Li Chuo looked in the direction of his finger, the girl’s hair hanging in the night wind It swayed slightly, a bit like Wu Dai was in the wind, and his whole body was agitated when he saw it.

"Grievance? Aren't these girls voluntarily defending themselves like jade and believing in concubines, and only after their death did they get the title of saint and rank among the immortals? Where did the grievance come from..." Li Chuo looked at the girl's statue, Under the ambiguous sea of ​​lights, the eyeballs inlaid with unknown gemstones shone slightly, as if her eyes were still beating, and there was a soul yearning for freedom imprisoned in the mud tire.

"That's all a trick of the feudal scholar-official class to bluff people. We working people don't accept this trick!" The middle-aged Miao Zhu said that because he had never been out of a small county in his life, he was still popular and professional.

"I heard from the old people in the family that these daughters are all persecuted. Think about it, what young girl doesn't want to marry a good man, live a monogamous life, and let her be a good wife and grandma, but she wants to never marry for the rest of her life. Be a living nun." The middle-aged Miao Zhu seems to not quite understand the new trend of white-collar beauties in big cities, and his thinking is basically still at the end of primitive society.

But when Li Chuo thought about it carefully, there was nothing wrong with what he said. When he was about to get married in his previous life, he was so awkward that he beat people and threw things every day. Isn't it very happy to have a boyfriend in this life?In the final analysis, who would not want to have someone who knows the cold and the hot?Modern people don’t lack food and clothing, so it’s understandable if they don’t want to marry, but girls in ancient times couldn’t go out of the boudoir for a lifetime, and they didn’t have much freedom from their parents at home. Mother-in-law, the wife and grandmother who is the housekeeper and holds the keys.

"Uncle, what do you mean, these girls didn't believe in religion voluntarily?"

"It's not necessarily all of them, probably, my family's old family worked as a private worker in a big family before liberation. Well, it's the family from which the saint was born. I heard that the family temple of that family until liberation There is still this aunt in the house, and she will come out to make troubles from time to time, and there are not many males in the family to support, and the house where she was born has died long ago." The middle-aged Miao Zhu said, as if he was telling the story Responding to the story, he secretly moved away from the front of the statue of the saint.

"Why? Since she is a god enshrined in the family temple, shouldn't she protect her family extra?" Li Chuo didn't understand.

"Brother, you don't understand the rules here. I think you should be a high school examinee? You must know that there is a bonus point system, for example, if you play on the school team, or win awards in some special competitions, and then there are ethnic minorities. , all have bonus points, and it was the same in ancient times, loyal ministers and filial sons, righteous husbands and loyal women, and scholars who came from houses with great deeds, their rankings would be higher."

Li Chuo nodded. Miao Zhu's words are quite good. This happened to Enke several times under his rule. Once he looked at the ranking of Sanyuan and found that Wu Tanhua was a general who died before the battle. This kind of thing is not new when Yubi hand-picked the rankings. Anyway, his own family recruited official apes to be slaves. It is not a child's word to make who is the slave foreman. Son.

"That's right, this family is too enthusiastic about fame and fame, and forced the girl born in the family to sacrifice her life to become a saint, never to marry and serve the tablet of the concubine in the family temple. I heard that the girl was depressed and became ill. , died before the age of 30, and her hair was all white when she wrapped it up, alas... in modern times, she is still a young girl, what a crime." Miao Zhu shook his head, saying that the rich and expensive circles are too rich. I can't afford to be hurt.

"In order to get good grades in the imperial examination, this family forced their own girl to death?!" Boldly making trouble!frenzied!Li Chuo's heart was burning with righteous anger, as if he had long forgotten that he was also one of the perverts who actively promoted stereotyped essays while laughing wildly in his heart, "all the scholars in the world are in my urn".

"This kind of thing is not new in ancient times, little brother, you are still young, and you will know by studying more history in the future." The middle-aged Miao Zhu successfully added another knife.

"Oh, I'm too busy talking. Hurry up and light up the sea of ​​lanterns in front of the main god's seat, otherwise it will be too late for people who pilgrim to come in." Being worthy of the money, he put Li Chuo on the dry bank, and walked towards the main god's seat with his own people.

"Hey!" Li Chuo came back to his senses and ran over quickly.

However, it seemed that it was too late. The few priests in front seemed to have discovered that something was wrong with the main deity, and they let out a little bit of exclamation.

Ruined!Why can't Mrs. Zhang beg me for such a trivial matter!Li Chuo thought angrily in his heart, as he followed up and separated from the crowd, he saw a scene that made him dumbfounded.

"Brothers, do you feel that today's Concubine Tian has a powerful aura?"

"Maybe it's the first and fifteenth day of the lunar new year that there is a real manifestation."

"Yes, yes, hurry up and light the sea of ​​lights and go out to prepare. After a while, it's time to open the mountain gate and let people in."

Looking at the statue of the Concubine Tian, ​​I felt that something was wrong, but the lights in the temple were dim, and I couldn't see why for a while. Everyone came out of the valley, and they were more or less old-fashioned. Superstition, lighting up the sea of ​​lanterns in front of the gods is going to make a fuss.

"Brother, are you still going out?" The middle-aged man kindly reminded Li Chuo before retreating from the temple fair.

"Well, no need, I'll just wait for my family here." The child blushed from holding back and said calmly.

"Then you can ask for more blessings!" Miao Zhu always felt that the Goddess of the Concubine Tian was swishing, and rushed out with the large army with a slink, leaving Li Chuo alone in place.

Gululu, Gululu.

Not long after a group of temple guests scrambled and scrambled out of the door, an unsightly sound came from the stomach of the girl on the throne of the Concubine Tian.

"Hey."

The "girl" let out an embarrassed smile, and her voice was soft, she didn't look like a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl at all, but a half-year-old in her twenties.

"Everyone is gone, how long are we going to pretend?!" Li Chuo slapped the statue's knee.

"Ouch, don't do it!" the statue appeared, and said hummingly.

"Fortunately, I held my breath just now. I didn't eat after a busy day, and there was a revolution in the Wu Zang Temple." The mud tire reached out and took out a paper bag from the waistband of his trousers. Inside were meatballs exuding fragrance, which were more delicious than ikea's. The Swedish meatballs are limited in size, and they are eaten one by one, and they are wiped out in a few seconds.

"Zhang Tao! How dare you eat alone!" Li Chuo's long face was furious, and he kicked Zhang Tao off the rosette of the cos girl statue.

"Oh, my lord, take a break from the wrath of the thunder. I'm keeping this for you, my concubine." Zhang Tao, with a gaudy face and two big blushes on his face, reached out and took out another paper bag from his butt pocket. Son.

Li Chuo fought ideologically for a while, but couldn't help but ate it anyway. While patting Zhang Tao's butt to make him turn around, he took out the highlighter from his pocket.

"Your Majesty, do you want to work on props?"

"To shut up."

The child is flying and dancing with a silver hook painted on iron, and his hands are so wet:

Fengluan treasure tent is very beautiful,

It's full of lacquer gold makeup.

Ququyuan mountains flying emerald;

Dancing sleeves Yingxia clothes.

The pear blossoms compete with the rain;

The peony cage is full of smoke and makeup.

But you have to be enchanting to move,

Retrieve Changle to serve the king.