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"Hmm." The child shuddered all over, and subconsciously looked back at Zhang Tao.

"What's wrong?"

"Don't you think it's cold here?" Li Chuo asked back.It is already the weather of June in the human world outside, but this small temple still looks chilly, the chill seems to rise straight from the ground under the feet, and runs through the whole body like an electric current, although it is not enough to overwhelm People become speed dumplings, but it is enough to make people feel paralyzed and slow in action for a moment.

"I'm alright, a fool who sleeps on a cold kang depends on his firepower!" Zhang Tao said proudly, pulling out his chest.

"Do you mean that I am very old?" Li Chuo looked sideways at him.

"The concubine means that the sage is wise, wise, mature, and stable." Zhang Tao hurriedly slipped his beard so that he could successfully ascend the throne of the queen.

"Hmm." The little emperor waved his hand to Zhang Guiren, indicating that he had been forgiven by himself, and the two continued to walk in.

"Strange, why are the statues on both sides women?" At this moment, the main entrance of the main hall has not been opened, only the corner door is open to light the sea of ​​lamps in front of the god's seat. It may be that there is not enough lamp oil, and only a few candles are lit. , most of the space is still dark, Zhang Tao and Li Chuo looked over with the help of Xiwei's light, and the accompanying statues on both sides leading to the main statue turned out to be all women, and at first glance they were Yunying's unmarried young girl.

"No, wait for me to see the explanation." Zhang Tao squinted his eyes and read the nameplate at the foot of the girl statue with the help of the weak candlelight.

"Oh, it turns out that there used to be a belief similar to religious activities that prevailed here. Some of the girls in the boudoir swore to keep their lives and never marry because they believed in this goddess. They were consecrated after death, and the tablets were enshrined in the temple. The Holy Maiden." Zhang Tao narrowed his eyes until he was almost blind to come to this conclusion.

"It turns out that's the case. No wonder there are still so many saintesses in big cities who don't want to marry. This religion has become so big now." Li Chuo nodded seriously.

"Well, my lord, that's not the same word..." Zhang Tao bowed to the ancient people's ability to associate, but he would have to waste a lot of saliva to explain this social problem, so let's talk about it when we have time.

"Why is it not the same word, aren't they both saints?"

Li Chuo looked at the statues of more than a dozen young girls on both sides, and always felt that something was not right. The graceful figures of these young girls were in different shapes, which were very different from the eighteen arhat statues in ordinary temples, and they were very beautiful. If I have to describe it, it’s a bit like the terracotta warriors he’s seen on TV. Each one has its own personality, with eyes, shapes, and expressions, each one is so different, showing the characteristics and personality of an individual, especially Illuminated by the dim lights, it looks very aura-it seems to be a living person pretending to be general!

living?Li Chuo shuddered suddenly. He forced himself to maintain the dignity of the royal family. Instead of turning his eyes away secretly, he studied every statue he passed more carefully, and found that the hair of these statues was not clay sculptures, but It is a relatively repetitive hair weaving process. Although there are some ancient sculptures in famous mountains and ancient temples that have such artistic achievements, but the remote [-]th-line small town was not such a romantic and wealthy town in ancient times. Why would there be people Why spend huge sums of money to build such a beautiful statue?

"Ah! The main idol has arrived."Just when Li Chuo was trying to solve the puzzle with divergent thinking, Zhang Tao's yelling interrupted his thoughts.

Li Chuo looked up, and there was a girl enshrined on the main seat of Tianfei Palace, Qingyishui Fengguanxiapei, her face was painted like a big peach injected with artificial pigment, which was not the same as the goddess enshrined in other temples. There is no difference, except that the maids standing beside them are all fairy-like maids, unlike ordinary temples where golden boys and jade girls come and go in pairs.

"A daughter from the Li family in Zhuzhou, aged sixteen, died unmarried. Her body was dissected and ascended to the throne. She was named Tianfei. She was destined to be married to the gods of the gods. Her body was sanctified, and she was enshrined in a decree, and she was honored in the palace."

"Wow, your colleague." Zhang Tao pointed to the nameplate, then looked at Li Chuo.

"What my colleague?"

"Ah, I mean, here's the decree, the temple was built by one of your colleagues before." Zhang Tao closed his mouth knowingly, although he always suspected that Li Chuo was also one of the concubines, maybe his father It was arranged to make him a wife, but it's best not to let him know.

After all, for a long time in the early stage of the relationship, although the child pouted his butt obediently, but because of the ambiguous sex education in the feudal era, he always thought that he was the gong, and now he told him that he might be the genius. Concubine, she must be thrown into the cold palace herself.

"Yo Xi, hurry up and start stripping your clothes now, Li Chuo, watch out for me." Zhang Tao looked around and found no one around, so he quickly asked the child to take a few steps outside to watch out for the wind, and prepared to make some weird sorghum by himself Things to do.

"Pick up clothes? Don't tell me you won't let go of clay-bodied idols." Li Chuo looked at him speechlessly. It wouldn't be so. Even if he devoted himself to looking for the same nobleman's brand every night, he still couldn't get enough. , this big cat is too good to eat, even if it can eat, it even tarnishes the art of sculpture?

"Of course not. I never do outside work. Your Majesty, you know that, but there may be clues we want under the skirt of this concubine."

Zhang Tao did his homework before coming here. There is a literati travel note that once recorded that there is a god embroidered on the skirt of the statue of the saint in Tianfei Palace, which is the prototype of the old lady Bai. No one was ashamed to read it when I came back. After I came back, I thought it was an interesting story, but it was picked up by Zhang Tao hundreds of years later.

"Why do you have to hide in that kind of place? Is there something shameful..." Li Chuo muttered to himself, and quickly stepped back a few steps. Although a child has a strong ability to accept and a high body flexibility, but thousands of years Feudal etiquette is not so easy to reform. When I heard that I was going to pick off the clothes of a big girl, I turned my head and avoided it.

"Maybe it's really shameful." Zhang Tao nodded. He didn't know why there were such rumors when the small temple was built, but since he had a clue, he naturally couldn't let it go.

"Girl, please forgive my abrupt beauty, but don't worry, I will never be tempted, because I want to guard my majesty like a jade." Zhang Tao vowed to say the oath of a chaste man, but his hand Rubbing secretly to untie the little girl's waistband.

"Wow, so the inside of the golden body looks like this, hey! What is this?!"

Zhang Tao took off his skirt, and immediately saw a very strange scene. His big eyes were as round as a civet cat, and he immediately blocked the front of the statue's crotch with his face flushed, blocking the turning head. Li Chuo's gaze.

"What's the ghost screaming? What's going on?" The little emperor was on guard outside, and when he heard his noble howl, he immediately came over to check the situation, only to find that Zhang Tao was blocking the center of the statue like a frightened octopus. The head is stuck in the crotch of the girl, and the posture is quite indecent.

"Uh, my lord, turn around quickly, don't look at evil, don't look at evil!" Zhang Tao waved his hands at Li Chuo as if he had seen a ghost, and the child couldn't understand what he meant, and became awkward Instead, he took a few steps and came to him to see the situation clearly.

"No, my lord, you can't..." Zhang Tao was waving his hands in a hurry, when suddenly, he heard a heavy door shaft turning at the door tens of meters away, and the door was about to be closed. People pushed away!

"Ouch!" Zhang Tao stepped back in a hurry, and he and the entire statue of the girl on the rosette all fell into the surrounding table behind.

"Zhang Tao!"

"I'm fine, you'll take care of me for a while!" Zhang Tao's muffled voice came from inside, and when he turned his head, he saw that the door had already been pushed open, and a few priests who were dressed in monks and vulgar clothes came in. It seems that they want to light the largest sea of ​​lights in front of the statue before opening the door to welcome guests.

"What! Who!"

There was a Miao Zhu with the sharpest eyes, who saw Li Chuo at a glance, and was so frightened that the candle in his hand almost fell to the ground. He was so frightened that he stepped on the flames quickly, and lit a flashlight at Li Chuo's face. Photos indiscriminately.

"There are thieves!" Several temples shouted, and the scene got out of control for a while.

"You red lips and white teeth, don't talk nonsense, how could I be a thief." The child resisted his guilty conscience and said confidently.

A joke, how can I lose the chain at a critical moment, when I only had half a day of military rations left, I still sat on the Diaoyutai as still as a mountain, otherwise it would not be possible to come back alive every time the imperial driver personally conquered, hahaha.Li Chuo comforted himself in his heart that he had seen the big world, not to be frightened by a few little frozen cats who were hundreds or thousands of years younger than him.

"We haven't opened the door to buy tickets yet. How did you come in? You want to evade the fare. If you're not a thief, what is it?" A rough worker Miao Zhu saw that Li Chuo was a young boy and thought he was a bully, so he said threateningly.

"Your door is open here. Who knows when the business will be closed. Is there any evidence that I want to evade fares? If there is no evidence, I can sue you for defamation." , I am a person who has been an emperor. From a society ruled by man to a society ruled by law, what I play is 66666 mortals who are better than you.

"Okay, okay, it's just that this little classmate got lost on his own, it's no big deal, forget it." A middle-aged man looked quite airy, seeing that although Li Chuo was young and vigorous, he was dressed Neat and beautiful, she doesn't look like a fare-evading hooligan, and she wants to calm things down, after all, the temple fair is about to start.

"Thank you uncle, I'll just make up the ticket." Li Chuo remembered Zhang Tao's entrustment in his heart, and tried to delay the time to make do with it. He took out a one-hundred-dollar ticket and stuffed it directly into the middle-aged Miaozhu's hand, waving his hand to signal that there is no need to look for it. up.