Gluttonous canteen

After seeing off the two old cousins, Zhang Tao himself had a bad stomach, lying on the bed and humming, counting the time in his mind.

When Li Chuo came out after taking a shower, he had to roll to the ground to make a bed on the floor. Alas, why did we not come from a high family background?Let's go up step by step, didn't Li Chuo say, after more than 20 or [-] years, there will always be a bright future.

Squeak.

The door of the bathroom was opened, and Zhang Tao rolled off the bed with a twist of his buttocks, performed a volley and a half circle, and lay flat on the bedroll that had already been laid on the ground.

"Get up." Li Chuo said in a deep voice.

Zhang Tao got up with a grunt, and saw that the other party was dressed neatly in the funerary dragon suit after grooming. Under the dim light in the bedroom, it looked half new.

"Little comrade, work in cosplay?"

"I want to go home for a day. I choose a bed. I didn't sleep well yesterday." Li Chuohu said with a straight face.

"Go back...to the tomb? Isn't that place already collapsed?"

Zhang Tao was taken aback, and thought that if he went back now, wouldn't the Cultural Relics Protection and Management Office be connected to the pot?

"Go back to what tomb, go home! Go back to the Forbidden City, understand?"

"Fuck? Are you playing with me? The Forbidden City is your home?! Well, there seems to be nothing wrong..."

……

The moon is dark and the night is killing, and the wind is high and the sky is set on fire.

Under the moon, the imperial capital is still dimly lit, but the vicinity of the Palace Museum has long been closed, and the people on the top of the Forbidden City are lonely, looking ghostly.

In this melancholy atmosphere, two vigorous figures swished past, and the leader stopped at the ticket gate of the Meridian Gate. The people behind didn't pay attention, and bumped into the ass of the person in front. superior.

"Ouch, so soft (づ￣3￣)づ"

Zhang Tao let out a ghostly cry, and couldn't help reaching out to touch his face, thinking about it.

"Why don't you go?"

"What is this?" Li Chuo turned around, looked at Zhang Tao with a confused face, and pointed to the ticket gate.

"Uh, this is the place where tickets are sold." Zhang Tao made a gesture of paying.

"Buying a ticket is like buying a ticket when you go to a theater in the past."

"Why do I still have to buy a ticket when I go home?" Li Chuo immediately showed dissatisfaction.

"This..." Zhang Tao was really speechless. His problem was that after all, the people of the country and the people sat down, and the people didn't expect that you can always cheat corpses...

"What you said is also reasonable, so let's not buy it."

As Zhang Tao said, he groped around, squinted his almond eyes and scanned the surroundings, only to see that on the corners of the five phoenix-like buildings in the Meridian Gate, all the small dark red lights that flickered were extinguished.

"Li Chuo, I'll crawl over with you on my back."

"Do I need you?" Li Chuo snorted coldly, tied the jade belt around his waist, and came to the turning point of the Meridian Gate Tower, with his body facing outwards, his long hands and legs buckled inwards, using both hands and feet Start climbing up.

Fuck, it's the scorpion who climbed the city backwards, this kid can do it, he is indeed my boyfriend.Zhang Tao obscenity|Watching Li Chuo climb up with a smile, in less than a minute, the wise and mighty sage climbed up the gate of Meridian Gate.

"Miss Zhang Guan, what are you doing, come up to me quickly!"

Li Chuo yelled loudly, almost killing Zhang Tao's soul.Brother, even though I burned out the monitors around here, the security guards in the museum are not deaf, what the hell are you? !

Zhang Tao took a few steps back, ran up two or three times, and jumped onto the city wall after letting go of the girl. It was strange to say that he ran on the vertical wall with his hands and feet, as if he was walking on flat ground, unless his hands were long. Barbs, otherwise it violates the principles of nature.

Li Chuo also felt strange and wanted to ask, but Zhang Tao who rushed up quickly covered his mouth, pushed him from the outer wall of the city gate building into the small pavilion inside, and pressed him on the ground with his body. up the wall.

Sure enough, almost at the same time they hid in, several flashlights shot out from the window lattice. It may be that the security guards patrolling nearby heard Li Chuo's voice in a trance and came to have a look.

"Shh, don't bark, I'll let go."

Zhang Tao stared at Li Chuo and said, the other party's phoenix eyes were rounded, and he looked cuter than usual, he let him go, couldn't help but "baji" and kissed him on the mouth.

"What?"

"Hey, I can't help it anymore." Zhang Tao said shyly, and quickly tensed his face again.

"Didn't I tell you that in this world, as long as it is dug out of the ground, it must be handed over to the state. There is a department in the state called the Cultural Relics Protection and Management Office. The Jiang Bureau in it likes you the most from the soil. They got out of it, maybe they will touch you after snatching you away."

Zhang Tao made a gesture to scare him.

"Oh, I'll pay attention from now on, I don't want to be teased by others." Li Chuo said casually.

"...!"

Zhang Tao was so moved that tears were about to flow down. Just as he was about to pounce on him for a while longer, Li Chuo said again, "I'm already very tired with you. Alas, no wonder my father took my hand and said before he died, you will be the next one." The emperor, you know how difficult it is, I guess he may be talking about the three thousand beauties in the harem."

Li Chuo lifted the sleeves of his robe and swaggered towards the Meridian Gate, leaving Zhang Tao stunned.

……

Turning into the Meridian Gate Square, the two men breathed a sigh of relief. Li Chuo strode ahead, as expected of his own home, and he was different from a thief like Zhang Tao.

Zhang Tao followed behind with mischievous eyebrows, hunched over, and looked like a black cat with one ear in the sheriff. Suddenly, the strutting man in front stopped.

"Zhang Tao, have you ever killed someone?"

Li Chuo turned his head to look at him, the moonlight was like water, shining on his young, slightly childish face.

"No... yes." Zhang Tao said as a matter of course. According to modern laws, he has never killed anyone. When he killed someone, the first law code in this land had not yet been written. Even if there was, it would have passed 20 years ago. The statute of limitations has expired.

"I accepted the gift of prisoners here, and here, I killed them, more than 3000 people."

Li Chuo looked indifferently at the square that had been washed clean, but his voice was a little confused.

"When I was dying, I thought about this and regretted it. I was also afraid of death. Only then did I understand what it feels like to be afraid of death."

Li Chuo said, walking forward slowly.

"Hey, it can't be all your fault, that's how it is in war, and besides, the Lord is less suspicious, and the troubled times are heavy. I know that you are not a bad boy by nature."

"..."

Li Chuo turned to look at him, under the moonlight, his eyes were as clear as a child's.

Suddenly, he ran towards Zhang Tao and hugged him.

His shoulders are very broad, Li Chuo can't hold him at all, but he still hugs him hard, without any logic of etiquette, it's because people are more animalistic and instinctively seek intimacy.

Zhang Tao hugged Li Chuo contentedly, his heart was filled slowly, and then he wanted to cry a little bit. It is not like he was so hesitant when he was a child, but at that time, no one hugged him like he is now, as if the two ends were lost in the wild. The little lions in the middle embrace each other, giving them warmth, and at the same time absorbing the hope of survival from each other.

If possible, he really wanted to go back in time and tell his boyhood self that everything would be fine. When he felt lonely and hopeless, in the far future, there would be a man hugging him tightly like this.

Just when the two of them were huddling together, from the depths of the distant and deep palace wall, there came the sound of ding dong, ding dong.

"Shh."

Zhang Tao booed Li Chuo and listened attentively.

"It can't be a security guard, right? I haven't heard that the museum recently recruited female security guards. Why do you still wear Ding Dong?"

"No, that's not the sound of the Ringpe."

Li Chuo frowned, and stretched out his hand to block Zhang Tao.

"It's the sound of chains."