Gluttonous canteen

"What? Is someone playing s|m in this place?"

Zhang Tao hugged Li Chuo and refused to let go, he looked around in a daze, not feeling anything wrong.

Ding dong, ding dong.

What sounded along the red wall were heavy shackles. Those weak sounds seemed lifeless like their masters, echoing one after another in the empty Meridian Gate Square.

After the cloud breaks through the moon, the bright moonlight is briefly blocked by the clouds, and then shines again. The whole square is filled with a cold and damp light. Wherever the moonlight goes, the red walls on all sides constantly emerge Shadowy human form.

Those loose buns and mottled limbs were chained together by chains. Everyone was forced to hold up their hands. The chains on the handcuffs were nailed to the collarbone of the person in front of them. Every time he took a step, his body was trembling, silently expressing the heart-piercing pain.

"Damn, let me ask weakly, are you saying that you have killed three thousand people?"

"What are you doing in a daze, escort." Although Li Chuo said so, he stretched out his hand to protect Zhang Tao, which moved him deeply.

"The problem is, I can't beat them by myself." Zhang Tao got off the donkey and put the cat on Li Chuo's back, saying cowardly.

"Then what to do."

"Then I can only...not be human."

Zhang Tao said with a smile, he didn't look like a living thing that was about to be killed by three thousand evil spirits.

He kept breathing, looked up at the moon, and at midnight, it was the time when the yin energy was at its peak, it seemed that he could unleash his fists and kicks to kill all directions!

Just when Zhang Tao's Adam's apple began to slip, suddenly, he heard a low growl of a beast.

"Gaha? Why is this still choking?"

Zhang Tao twisted his neck and buttocks, and looked around angrily. Apart from himself, it seemed that there were some unknown beasts mixed in. His grandma had legs, and he was Li Chuo's mascot. Road is equal to killing parents don't understand?God horse stuff!

"Roar!"

Just when Zhang Tao was looking for competitors all over the world, suddenly, a pair of tall and mighty figures appeared on the red wall in the south. They looked like the silhouettes of lions, but they were much larger than ordinary lions, almost It looks like two people are tall.

"Roar! Roar!"

The silhouettes of the two lions ran swiftly on the red wall, and blood flowed everywhere they went. Although the entity could not be seen, the screams of human beings echoed one after another in the empty Meridian Gate Square.

The human body and the brute force of the beast are tearing at each other. The disparity in strength is not like a war. It is just a one-sided massacre. The "meat skewers" connected by chains have become a delicacy in the mouth of animals in a blink of an eye. , They have no mercy, let their nature go, like humans biting drunken shrimps, and they don't feel that their behavior has anything to do with ethics.

After a while, the silhouettes on the wall were only the majestic figures of two lions, and countless stumped limbs and broken arms. There was no trace of extra vitality. There was a strong smell of blood in the air, as if there had just been There was a massacre.

"Roar……"

The silhouette of the lion was getting closer and closer, so close that Zhang Tao could feel the heat sprayed from their throats when they roared.

Suddenly, he felt an impulsive force rushing towards him, the air in front of him was filled with a sour smell that a corpse would emit when it was rotting, it was so hot that he couldn't open his eyes!

"piss off!"

Zhang Tao slapped his paw out of thin air, and a heavy growl came out of his throat.

"Wow!"

The roar of the beast in mid-air became soft and high-pitched, why did it sound so... like a milk cat?

Bang!

With a heavy muffled sound, from the position where Zhang Tao raised his hand, two giants fell to the ground. Under the moonlight, bronze brilliance shone all over their bodies, making people unbelievable. True—there were two living, bronze lions.

"Suan Ni."

Li Chuo, who was guarded by Zhang Tao, suddenly spoke.

"What mashed garlic? You want to eat hot pot, good boy, we'll talk about it when we get home."

Zhang Tao scratched his hair and didn’t understand what Li Chuo was talking about. It stands to reason that he is a child of the imperial capital, and he should like hot pot. Tofu curd with sesame sauce, chives and flowers is the favorite of us men in the imperial capital. Why do they still eat it? Oil dish?

"It's Suan Ni, one of the nine sons of the dragon, and the guards in front of the Hall of Supreme Harmony. How did they... survive?"

Li Chuo said in disbelief that although he hadn't been in power yet, he climbed up to court in the middle of the night every day. He didn't know how many times he had seen this pair of beasts. He couldn't be wrong. It symbolizes the power of the world. In the mother's hand is a cub, which dominates the succession of offspring.He has stroked that lion cub countless times, and the bronze-colored curly hair on its head has been polished shiny by him.

Now, these two divine beasts, who once guarded the emperor's guard of honor and showed off their power, prostrated themselves on the ground in front of Zhang Tao, as docile as two newly born milk cats.Only the lion cub played in the mother's hand was a little bit like a newborn calf not afraid of tigers. It grinned at Zhang Tao and made a face, and was poked under its belly by its mother with its thick claws in a blink of an eye.

"Why are they afraid of you? Suan Ni is a dragon."

Li Chuo was very puzzled watching the two big lions making all kinds of funny moves. They were like the wild cats in the courtyard of Zhang Tao's house. A cat's belly is no more than two meters square.

"Dragon species is a fetter, even if their own father comes, I can beat them like rotten sour pears, uh..."

As Zhang Tao talked, he felt that something was wrong. Li Chuo was the emperor of the real dragon, and it was a taboo for him to say so.

"Ahaha, it's getting late, let's go to bed and go to your room." Zhang Tao said, took Li Chuo's hand and walked up the steps.

"Hey, don't worry." Li Chuo staggered up the steps while being dragged by him, still feeling unbelievable. After climbing up dozens of steps, he happened to look back—the entire Erwumen Square, pressing A huge paw print, you know, the Meridian Gate Square is by far the largest inner square of a building in the world, covering hundreds of square meters!

"It was you... who just hit me?!"

"Hush!" Zhang Tao suddenly turned around and booed Li Chuo mysteriously.

"When I was a child, I met a beggar and gave him half a cake. In return, that man gave me a book." Zhang Tao said seriously.

""Buddha's Palm"?"

"That's right! It's "The Palm of the Tathagata"!" Zhang Tao hurriedly got off the donkey, thinking that there was Zhou Xingchi in Li Chuo's era?Oh no, maybe the inspiration for the movies made by Master Xing came from the ancient rivers and lakes. Alas, fortunately, Li Chuo is well-informed, so he made it up for himself.

"Miss Zhang Guan, are you from the Jianghu?"

"Ahahaha, don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend."

"Then... are you willing to accept my offer?"

"It's necessary, what's this? I've already put you to sleep. There's no talk between us buddies."

"You are so kind."

"That's that."

……

The two walked hand in hand on the Avenue of Happiness, and came to a gate. Suddenly, Li Chuo waved his hand and pushed Zhang Tao away.

"Gah?"

"The Golden Luan Hall is ahead, you go through the side door." Li Chuo said naturally.

"Why?" Zhang Tao was not very happy, he was not convinced, and stared at him.

"Only I can go in this door, and there are queens, champions, second places, and candidates. You see which one you meet."

"Forehead……"

Zhang Tao froze a bit and thought about it.

"Is it still too late to study? I just finished the evening literacy class last year. How far do you think I am from the number one scholar?"

"Damn mental retardation."

Li Chuo's learning ability is quite strong. After brushing the scarf with Zhang Tao a few times, he can basically catch up with modern Chinese.

"Then it's the queen? Didn't you say that as long as I work hard, there will always be hope for ten or twenty years."

"That won't work. If you walk through this door, it means that you have married me as a queen, and you haven't yet. You can't break the rules." Li Chuo straightened a face full of collagen, and his mouth was full of feudalism. Superstitious bad thoughts.

"Well, that's fine, I won't be the queen, and I won't be the champion, let's go."

Zhang Tao took Li Chuo's hand with shame and walked into the main entrance.

"Well, huh?"

When Li Chuo entered the door, he realized something was wrong.

"Didn't it say you can't go through the main entrance?"

"I have a ticket!" Zhang Tao seemed to be juggling, and took out an adult ticket stub of the Palace Museum from his trouser pocket, with the words "Lu Shiyuanzheng" written on it impressively.