Gluttonous canteen

"Emma! I didn't see anything, boss."

Li Zi came out of the tea room with a basin full of sauces, and saw two people having a conversation.

Zhang Tao blushed, and quickly let go of Li Chuo, but was hugged by him instead, unable to get away temporarily.

"Who told you to let go." Li Chuo said blatantly.

Zhang Tao: "..."

Carp: "..."

This is the most offensive subject he has ever seen, how did he do it.

Zhang Tao thought about it for a while, and finally understood that he used to be the highest leader of the country. Practice your professionalism more, otherwise you won't be good at serving, and if someone wants to enrich the harem, and I haven't climbed to that position, I won't be able to talk a lot.

But Zhang Tao is quite happy. The emperor is so addicted to sex, at least it shows that his sex is not bad. As long as he works hard, he will one day succeed.

"Um, uncle, our boss is going to make steamed pigs, and he didn't let you go because he was afraid that they would be marinated." Li Zi waited on him and said.

"Uncle?" Li Chuo frowned.

Zhang Tao weighed this title in his heart, and it seemed that there was nothing wrong with it.

"Li Chuo, it's like this. Although you have a noble status, today is different from the past. As long as everything comes out of the ground, it must be handed over to the country, handed over to the country, you know? Arresting you in the research institute and stripping you of all the research, how can I be willing to let you suffer this crime, so let's keep a low profile, let's just be my uncle, okay?"

Under Zhang Tao's intimidation and lure, Li Chuo finally accepted his title in a daze.

"Li Chuo, stand a little farther away, we're going to wipe the pigs." Zhang Tao and Li Zi tidied up their bodies neatly, put a pot of sauce on the high chair next to them, and held it tightly. They broke the pig's four hooves, and together they turned the whole pig over.

The overturned cavity was empty, at this moment, the chandelier in the courtyard flickered a few times, under the strobe light, Li Chuo felt that he vaguely saw a human figure in the cavity!

"what is inside?!"

He yelled, startling both Zhang Tao and Li Zi.

"Ah? Nothing, hahaha..."

Zhang Tao laughed and winked at Lizi.

"Ah, uncle, you haven't peed yet this morning, have you? My little one will take you to the bathroom in the backyard...it's the official latrine."

Li Zi enthusiastically stepped forward to hold Li Chuo by the arm, and slapped Li Chuo away with his hooves like a gust of firewood.

"Hoo hoo, I almost revealed my secrets."

Zhang Tao looked at the cleaned pig's cavity on the chopping board, shrugged, reached out and dug out a lump of fragrant sauce in the big basin, and spread it on the inside of the pig's cavity.

"Don't commit crimes in the next life, maybe you can still be a human being, Ami Tofu."

……

After Zhang Tao finished wiping the pig, Li Zi trotted all the way back to his post.

"Did you pee?"

"After peeing, I waited and washed, and went back to sleep again, boss, you copied it this time." Li Zi said enviously.

"Nonsense, how many of you have seen this kind of beauty among living people." Zhang Tao said triumphantly.

"This is not only external, but also rich in connotation. When I urinate, it is so powerful that I am ashamed to stand next to it, hehe."

"Lizi, lie down in it." Zhang Tao said with a sickly expression, pointing at Zhu Qiangzi.

"Hey! Boss, today is the birthday of the old man, you can't be so cruel."

"It's because of my father's longevity, I, a cub, will do my filial piety and burn you to serve you!"

"Boss doesn't want it qaq."

……

A few hours later, the roasted pig was steamed three times and tested three times, and finally came out of the pot with a big red flower on it.

"Hoo hoo, the main course is done." Zhang Tao was so hot that he was sweating profusely. Although he hadn't been out yet, he had already taken off his coat and was busy shirtless on the red table in the courtyard. The big steamer was carried out by two people, and at the moment it is being beaten with a meat tenderizer hammer. After it is tender and soft, it can be cut into pieces and served on a plate.

"Boss, this pig is pretty good, but it's agreed to cook the dragon liver and phoenix marrow. What if the young cousins ​​don't comply?"

"What else can I do, since he is as evil as a ghost, he also eats my footwashing water, stop talking nonsense, chop a pig!"

……

"Zhang Tao, Sun Zei! Why didn't you send eight palanquins to treat us when you asked us to come over for dinner?"

With the rising sun in the early morning, someone kicked open the door of Zhang Tao's small shop, and there were two rogue-like youths dressed in sloppy attire.

"Hey, I said how many brothers, why did you come here to pretend to be the elder? Li Tao, let me tell you, I am not easy to mess with your aunt."

"What's wrong with Zhang Tao, why did he go to Thailand recently?" the young man named Li Tao said, poking the person next to him.

"Tumi, he means he fuck|your uncle."

"Hey! Good boy, you don't use dirty words when you swear."

"Okay, okay, come in quickly, the front and back yards are old neighbors in the old street, our Zhang Zhai is a decent person, don't recruit me, buddies." Zhang Tao still wants to open the door for business, for fear of being caught by the little feet The aunts and aunts of the team are here again, quickly greet them to enter the house

"First of all, you are not serious; second, you are not human." The young man who looked a little more refined than Li Tao said with a smile.

"Ouch, the two cousins ​​are here." Li Zi scraped out from the main room, and dusted the uninvited guests with a snow-white towel.

The two of them knew the rules quite well, they kowtowed to the tablet in the main room first, and then divided the guests and hosts into seats.

"Carp, let's go."

"Got it!"

The little guy yelled loudly, and in a short while, a big dish and four stir-fried vegetables were served, plus a few eating dishes and a few plates of dim sum.

"Where is the sixth child?" Zhang Tao asked.

"He has something to do and can't come, let's eat first, no need to wait." Li Tao said that he was about to start.

"Hey, wait a minute, didn't you say that there are dragon livers and phoenix marrows?" The young man who seemed quite at ease suddenly stopped Li Tao's chopsticks.

"Oh, that's right! Where's the agreed upon dragon liver and phoenix marrow?" Li Tao held a piece of roast pig on his chopsticks. Although he was dissatisfied, he put it on the plate in front of him.

"This..." Zhang Tao was a little ashamed, and was bowing his head to organize his words.

"Third brother, you're not really doing this." The scheming young man fanned the flames and set Li Tao on fire.

"Lao Zhang, you are selling dog meat with a sheep's head, be careful, I will sue you at the Consumers Association!"

"Bold!"

Just when Zhang Tao was thinking about countermeasures with a smile on his face, a majestic figure appeared thickly at the door of the main room, full of rays of light and a thousand streams of auspiciousness, and when the golden mouth opened, a tiger howled and a dragon groaned.

"Hehe, why is this still choking, who are you?"

Li Tao has always been careless and doesn't look at people's eyes. Now he saw the person who was the number one in the world. He came first with 120 unambiguous, jumped up from his seat, and stepped on the long strip. shouted from the stool.

"Li Tao, sit down for me."

Zhang Tao restrained his hippie smile now, and said in a deep voice, the voice was not loud, echoing in the old main room, appearing deep and majestic.

"Can you take care of me?" Li Tao ignored the eyes of the young man next to him, and really choked on something.

"Elder brother is like father, I really leave you alone!" Zhang Tao stood up as soon as he slapped the table.

Li Tao was startled by him, and subconsciously grabbed the corner of the Eight Immortals Table, letting out a low growl that didn't look like a human being.

Zhang Tao's almond eyes were wide open, and he looked straight at him. The veins on his neck were all exposed. Suddenly, half of his head protruded forward like lightning, and a beast-like roar came out of his throat!

"Woo!" Li Tao took half a step back subconsciously, and covered his face with one hand reflexively, like a defeated quail fighting a defeated chicken.

"Hey, brothers, what are you talking about? It depends on me, it depends on me."

Seeing the seriousness of the situation, the provocative young man quickly pinched Li Tao's ass, and stood up himself, standing between the two of them.

"Who is this?" The young man cleverly brought the topic to the visitor.

"This is Li Chuo, my date." Zhang Tao rolled his eyes and waved his hands, signaling that he would stop fussing with these little frozen pussies.

"Oh oh oh! So it's my sister-in-law!"

The young man with a smile on his face went forward to help Li Chuo in, and arranged him to sit next to him.

"Need not."

Li Chuo coldly rejected his offer and glanced at Zhang Tao.

"Oh, that's right, Li Chuo must take the lead!"

With a servile face, Zhang Tao rolled down from the Patriarch's seat, sat in the Da Henger's seat, and pushed Li Tao and the others down with his butt.

"Hi sister-in-law, my surname is Wang, Wang Dun, this is Li Tao, we are all old cousins ​​of Brother Tao, we are so confused, what are we still doing?" Wang Dun greeted and kicked Li Tao again.

"Hi, sister-in-law." Li Tao had just been slapped by Zhang Tao, but now she didn't dare to be sharp, and said a soft word in a soft voice.

"Sit." The person in the main seat narrowed his eyes and moved his fingers a little, which was a half-repayment.

"Sit down, alas, you are too impatient, it's still chaos... 00!"

Zhang Tao may have exposed his true nature just now, as if he accidentally missed something, he secretly turned his head to look, not only Li Chuo looked at him suspiciously, even Li Tao, Wang Dun and Li Zi all looked at him in the same way. An expression of trying my best.

"Won...why haven't you served it yet?"

Zhang Tao kicked Li Zi's ass.

"Ouch! It's the boss, I'll go get the little one here." Li Zi ran away with tears in his eyes, and he really loved and hated the boss's improvisational kung fu.