Gluttonous canteen

The Land Rover Evoque was speeding at high speed, Li Zi stepped up the accelerator in front and hurried on, and Zhang Tao behind him almost picked up the whip and lightly whipped him~.

"Hurry up! Pass the Chuqi Expressway and it won't be free!" Zhang Tao roared in despair.

"Boss, how much is the toll fee? If you are fined, you will not only be deducted a small amount of money, but you will also be held legally responsible!"

Li Zi rolled his eyes, he didn't know who was robbing tombs and treacherous corpses, he was so conscientious, he was so happy that he delayed the time and forced the buddy to play the speed of life and death.

"It's here, oh yeah, let's step into Beijing!"

Seeing the toll booth from a distance, Zhang Tao seemed to see his own father, tears of excitement swirled in his eyes.

"Hi, welcome to the Imperial Capital, your total consumption is..."

The quotation from the toll booth shattered his dream and made Zhang Tao completely confused.

"Hey, hey? Comrade, didn't you say it's free during holidays?"

"Received instructions from superiors, and charges will be resumed starting at [-]:[-] p.m. today."

The little girl at the toll booth said in a half-dead voice, Zhang Tao lost his vitality like a deflated ball with a beautiful woman who had money but not money.

"Hey, the people are in dire straits."

He took out tickets from his wallet like a foreign worker, and suddenly, his wrist was grabbed by the person beside him.

"You said you won't collect money, why are you extorting money like this, punishing people without teaching, making the people at a loss, come here, give me... um."

Zhang Tao covered the mouth of the man next to him before he was identified as a snake maniac, and smiled at the bewildered little girl in the toll booth outside.

"Who in our family is like this, just came back from the set, and hasn't played yet, hahaha."

The little girl looked at the man next to Zhang Tao. He was handsome, with an ancient bun, and he was wearing a dilapidated ancient costume. Then she looked at Zhang Tao. He was quite handsome, and he looked like an assistant. Carp has a dog-legged face, no doubt about it.

Damn it, it can't be Lu Zhou and Xiao Yi, right?The little girl secretly put away her "Gold Medal Assistant" under the table, suppressed her rotten spirit, nodded and took Li Zi's money, and did not trouble them after getting the change, and let them go.

"Hey, sorry."

After passing the pole, Zhang Tao let go of the restraint on the male god, and scratched his head in embarrassment.

"It's not a society ruled by man now, and if you say something like this, it's easy to attract suspicion. It's better to speak plainly, so as to ensure that you won't be handed over to the state."

"..." The male god didn't speak, but rolled his eyes, not knowing how much he understood.

"Uh, by the way, what should I call you? In the situation just now, I didn't even know your name when I was in a hurry." Zhang Tao's provocative wrist was not bad, and he asked his name secretly.

"Huh? Just call His Majesty."

"orz"

Zhang Tao had a look of bitterness in the baby's heart, but the baby felt aggrieved when he didn't say anything. After thinking for a while, he said, "Isn't it not in that dynasty now? If you call it like that again, I'm afraid..." As he spoke, he made a killing chicken The movement of the neck.

"Oh, yes."

The male god nodded and thought for a while.

"My sage taboos Li Chuo."

Zhang Tao briefly did a reading comprehension and understood what he meant.

"Oh, Li Chuo, hello, hello."

"Bold! How dare you call me by my first name?!"

"→_→"

……

After Zhang Tao's patient explanation and persuasion education, the little emperor finally agreed to this newly promoted official woman, no, the official man called him by his first name, but after the group was exhausted and returned to Zhang Tao's small courtyard like a grandson, Here comes the problem.

After taking care of Li Chuo taking a bath, Zhang Tao was always looking forward to taking turns driving with Li Zi today, only Li Chuo slept all the way, did he wake up at night to feel full, warm and think about lust, so that after he took over I'm going to bed while the iron is hot.

However, the ideal is plump, but the reality is skinny. Just after he climbed onto the dragon bed tremblingly, he was kicked down mercilessly by Li Chuo.

"Who told you to... sleep with me?"

Li Chuo has been persuaded and educated all the way, and has initially completed the transformation process from an ancient emperor to a national citizen, but it is only limited to the address, and he always makes slips of the tongue.

"Then I'm not an official woman, shouldn't I sleep with the emperor?"

In other respects, Zhang Tao can pretend to be a grandson without reservation, but he still does his part when it comes to his core interests. He is almost like a Dutchman living in China, and he has thoroughly implemented the fine style of seeking truth and being pragmatic.

"You can sleep with me, but not with me. Only the queen can sleep with me."

Li Chuo said in a low voice, for some reason, he seemed a little afraid to look Zhang Tao in the eye.

This child is still very kind in his heart. It seems that the emperor passed away after a short period of time. He did not completely destroy his humanity. He grew up to be a vicious ruling class. Although his mouth is sharp, his heart is still soft. He may take advantage of the opportunity Can live.Zhang Tao secretly rubbed lewdly| laughed twice.

"Your Majesty, look, you were never married in your previous life, and I have been a bachelor for many years, why don't we just make do with each other?" Zhang Tao said, twisting his buttocks and chatting towards someone's bedside , take a side and sit down.

"This... but the ancestral system stipulates that concubines in the harem cannot be promoted to more than three ranks in a year. You have accepted my title, and within this year, you can stay here at most."

Li Chuo looked at the dazed Zhang Tao, and patted him on the shoulder again.

"Work hard, starting from the official girl, and going up to promise, Chang Zai, nobleman, concubine, concubine, noble concubine, imperial concubine, and then the queen, there are nine ranks in total. If you do well, there is still hope in 20 years. .”

Li Chuo said it as a matter of course, turned over and lay down, and after a while, kicked another quilt off the bed.

Zhang Tao took it over with tears in his eyes, wrapped himself into a rice dumpling, and lay down on the ground as a vigil for his future partner. After lying down for a while, he heard Li Chuo say in an angry voice, "Where is Xie En?"

"Oh, thank you."

"Don't let me remind you all the time, it will lose points, go to sleep."

"……,twitter!"

At five in the morning, Li Chuo woke up.

This is the day when he should usually go to the study, relying on the habits he has developed over the years, he coughed lightly, waiting for someone to wait for him to pee.

After coughing for 10 minutes, no one peed on his pot.

Li Chuo sat up with a serious face and found himself lying on a single bed. Although it was enough for him to sleep, compared with the large and soft dragon coffin, it was at most an economical tomb. There was a teddy bear about his height.

"..."

He shook his head, remembering a little bit of adventures these days, subconsciously looked under the bed, there was a human-shaped quilt, obviously someone slept here yesterday, by the way, it was the newly promoted lady.

"Zhang Tao."

Li Chuo yelled, but no one answered, his face became more serious, and he got out of bed wearing bear-faced pajamas.

Pushing open the door, the cold wind blowing outside made Li Chuo shudder all over, and retreated again, seeing a military overcoat in the living room, he secretly rubbed it on, pushed the door and went out.

There was an oversized table horizontally in the courtyard, and on the table was a corpse, if he read it correctly.

Li Chuo admits that he is a man who has witnessed 24 injustices, but at this moment, he can't help but feel a little timid. After all, the visual impact of the close-up and the distant view are different, not to mention that when he was watching Ling Chi With the protection of 80 imperial guards, and now, it seems that he is the only living creature in the whole yard.

In order to show his evil charm and madness as a generation of emperors, he still boldly walked down the steps, getting closer and closer, getting closer and closer, and when he was only a few steps away, Li Chuo once again Resisted the urge to scold her.

This is a whole pig, yes, he read it right, a pig that looks out of proportion, very long, about the same size as Zhuge Liang, eight feet long, with a tree facing the wind.

"Oh, it's too much trouble~"

Under the hazy moonlight, came Zhang Tao's figure. He was wearing a rubber apron commonly seen in slaughterhouses. Chuo greeted him very kindly.

"Hey, Your Majesty, you got up so early."

"morning."

Li Chuo took a few steps back and watched Zhang Tao fade away.

A bucket of scalding hot water was poured on the pink and tender pig skin. The pig's head seemed to be lifted up due to the expansion of heat and contraction of cold. I don't know if it was Li Chuo's illusion. He seemed to hear the pig's eating. The sound of screaming in pain still seemed to be made by humans.

"What would you like to eat early, Your Majesty? I'll cook it for you when I finish shedding the pig hair. Today is my father's birthday, and my brothers are going to come over to worship and have a meal at home."

"Not in a hurry."

Li Chuo walked a few steps away, the angle of view became strange, and the pig looked a bit human again.

"When I don't get up in the future, you have to put chili on the bedside."

"Oh ah?"

Zhang Tao brushed the pigskin with a steel brush, frowned and thought for a while. It seems that the dynasty Li Chuo belonged to was a feudal unified dynasty, not a small court in the southern part of the country. Why did he still have the taste of Hunan cuisine?

"What do you want peppers for?"

"Sleepy, you won't be sleepy after chewing."

Li Chuo said expressionlessly.

"..."

Zhang Tao thought about it, it’s not easy for him, in fact, he has lived for so long and didn’t fully understand why everyone’s brains are like dogs, just to fight for an emperor, what’s so good about that thing, the average life expectancy is 34, 75% of them died abnormally. I would rather go abroad to work and strive to become the first fast player in North America than to do this. However, when he was young, this thing was still a concession system. The hereditary system was a new trick they played with later. Well, he was all grown up by then.

"Hey, buddy, I have a trick that works better than eating chili, do you want to try it?"

Zhang Tao put down his work, took off his rubber apron and gloves, and secretly waved to Li Chuo.

Li Chuo stepped forward with the attitude of not being suspicious of others and not being suspicious of employing them.

"What trick? No!"

He was immediately kissed by Zhang Tao.

They are like that, and like that.

Li Chuo's hand first subconsciously pushed on Zhang Tao's shoulder, and after a while it fell down feebly, and after a while, his hand began to rub Zhang Tao's back in a daze.

"call……"

After it was over, the two gasped heavily.

"How is it? Are you still sleepy?"

"Not sleepy anymore."