Gluttonous canteen

"Hey!"

Zhang Tao hiccupped and woke himself up.

He shook his hair quickly to wake himself up quickly.

Zhang Tao found that he had fallen asleep leaning against the coffin of the dragon coffin. He did not know how long he had slept, and his back was sore.

"Oops."

He stretched his waist, his movements were too large, and he stretched out his hand to touch the man sitting next to him.

"Hey, sorry buddy."

Zhang Tao retracted his hand a little embarrassedly.

"..."

He was silent for a few seconds, his slender neck twisted back frame by frame, like a clockwork orange.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

In the dragon coffin, sitting next to him was a man wearing a dragon suit, and the crown on his head was because of sitting upright, the beads were hanging down, blocking the heaven-defying beauty he had licked.

"Male ghost! No, no, male god! I didn't do it voluntarily! There are bad people in the crowd... among the crowd!"

Zhang Tao pointed his finger outside the coffin, trying to draw the focus of the conflict to the bustard, but when he looked back, the bustard was gone, leaving only white bones all over the floor, and even the muscles and brains on it were bruised There is no dregs left.

The only person who can gnaw bones so clean is Zhang Tao himself. He is a foodie nicknamed "Angry Dog" by people in Daidee Hutong. The bones thrown by his family are wild dogs with a radius of dozens of miles. I don't even bother to look at it, I can't afford to consume so many calories, and I don't produce meat at all.

"Hey!"

He hiccupped again and babbled, making sure that the bustard must have been eaten by himself.

"puberty?!"

Zhang Tao's round almond eyes widened, as innocent as a civet cat.

He can't devour anything that's pregnant, unless it's... in heat.

1 years is too long, the rhythm of fighting for the day and night.

Zhang Tao never knew when his estrus would come, and he had been looking for it for many years, but there were not one or two females of the same kind that he liked, and the problem was, he had no such kind.

Now that he was bumped into the waist by youth, Zhang Tao realized that what he likes is human beings.

Still a man.

Still dead.

Wait, it seems to be alive?

He secretly looked at the male god, and the male god's head turned towards him, Zhang Tao immediately hugged his head and admitted cowardice.

"God, my virginity is gone like this, I'm dead, what face do I have to show people, what will I do in the future!"

Zhang Tao has been in the market for many years, and he is well versed in the principle of fighting first and spectating first.

One second he beat him like a grandson, and the next second there were onlookers with a strong sense of justice. As soon as he turned on the faucet and howled dryly, he immediately became a victim.

Because of this actor-level talent, Zhang Tao has escaped the siege and interception of the city management countless times when he was practicing booths at temple fairs, and even the onlookers donated money and materials to him in turn.

"Don't bark, you won't suffer."

The male god spoke, his voice was low and majestic, but it seemed to be different from the reaction of ordinary soldiers who had just been dealt with.

That's right, Zhang Tao looked at the male god, and then at himself. The appearance is about the same age, ignoring the gender and real age, it is really a win-win situation.

Seeing that Zhang Tao finally stopped howling, the male god twisted his neck, stretched his muscles and bones and stood up, shook off the crown on his head, reached out and tore off the hem of the dragon suit, revealing the bright red shirt inside, The legs looked straight and slender, so Zhang Tao couldn't help swallowing.

He straightened his waist and jumped out of the dragon coffin neatly.

"What time is it now?"

The male god asked expressionlessly.

"Now...it's 2016 AD."

"AD? Whose year is AD?"

The male god turned to look at Zhang Tao and asked.

"Um, it's an uncle named Jesus, the only one who likes to run naked."

Zhang Tao also stood up, stretched his long legs out of the dragon coffin, and stretched out his hand to draw a shape of underpants on his waist.

"Jesus? So the dynasty has changed."

Really worthy of His Majesty Huang Sang, is it really okay to just ignore the fact of his resurrection so gorgeously?As soon as you open your eyelids, you think about your home country and the world?But it’s useless to think about it, the people of the country and the people sit, you reform and reform, let’s sit in a row, Zhang Tao complains.

"what's your name?"

asked the male god.

"My name is Zhang Tao."

"Well, since you and I have a dewy marriage, I will give you the status of official woman first." The male god looked at him with a sinking face, as if he was waiting for something.

Male God: "..."

Zhang Tao: "..."

The two stared at each other affectionately for about a few minutes, and the male god sighed.

"Kneel down."

"Oh."

Zhang Tao knelt down on the ground with a plop, and rubbed his knees forward, thinking whether to hug the long legs in front of him and call Ouba.

"Where's Shane?"

"Oh, thank you."

Zhang Tao rolled his eyes, a little embarrassed to ask about his nationality, and saluted casually.

It is a special seasonal etiquette for meeting the emperor in winter among the Zhou rituals - Yuli.

The male god seemed shocked by the politeness of this silly robe, and said after a while: "Get up."

Zhang Tao got up with a grunt, and looked at him with a teddy face.

"Do you still want to sleep in?"

"Don't be busy for now. Since it's a holiday, maybe I'm still angry. You are my inner palace lady... Male officer, I want you to help me with a small matter."

"It's necessary, if there's anything, tell brother."

"I want to restore."

"..."

What kind of national self-esteem and pride does this guy have to say that I want restoration as if I want to eat?Zhang Tao looked at the handsome side face of the male god, and suddenly felt a kind of embarrassment. He remembered his second year in middle school, and he used to feel that the earth was like a birthday present from his father. It seems that there is nothing wrong with saying...?

He shouldn't be very old, and he hasn't suffered any losses because of his status, so he thinks so.Alas, in short, since I took advantage and couldn't put on my pants, I don't admit it, let's get the person out first.

Zhang Tao scratched his head and patted his chest: "This matter, we have to think about it in the long run. My family runs a naughty shop. Are you hungry? Come home with me for dinner?"

The male god glanced at him, swallowed his saliva, and said nothing.

boom... boom...

Just when the two people held hands and looked at each other, there was a rumbling sound from the depths of the tomb passage. Due to the airtight structure, it sounded as if a train was coming from the tunnel in the distance.

"Damn it! The corpse bustard is dead, and the feng shui of the Dragon and Phoenix Tomb has been destroyed, and it is about to collapse!"

Zhang Tao didn't wait for the male god to react, without saying a word, he pouted his buttocks on his waist and abdomen, picked up the man and ran away.

"Close your eyes quickly, I'm sorry, I'm going to drill a hole in your grave!"

Zhang Tao jumped up to the dome of the tomb with the speed of thunder and jingle bells, grabbed the main beam with one hand, clenched his fist with the other, and punched the dome.

Rumble!

With a deafening sound, he punched through the dome of the main tomb. Above it was the ventilation channel he had disconnected from, and it was already some distance away from the place where he touched the palace lantern.

Zhang Tao identified the direction, and immediately ran towards the robbery hole dug by Lizi with hands and feet. The broken traces followed Zhang Tao's footsteps closely, and the overwhelming quicksand roared behind them, and it might swallow them completely at any time .

The wind, smoke and sand dust blinded the eyes of the man on Zhang Tao's back. He grabbed Zhang Tao's shoulders tightly and almost slipped down several times. In desperation, he seemed to catch Zhang Tao's hair. Fluffy, but in my impression, this man seems to have broken hair and no bun, so what is he catching now?

Just when he was about to open his eyes and take a look, he suddenly heard Zhang Tao's gasping as he ran, the muffled sound that escaped from his throat, like the kind of wild beast he once raised before hunting. With a deep growl, in the next instant, he was about to tear his prey into pieces.

"Emma, ​​it's dead, it's dead, cough cough cough."

Zhang Tao finally managed to jump back above the surface before being buried by quicksand.

"Carp! Cover! Eh..."

Zhang Tao shook his hair, originally thought that this round would not be round, who knew that when he looked up, the bustling tourists had disappeared, and on the huge mountain bag, only himself and a small piece of fresh meat on his back were left. The big hairy moon, chattering, even the carp disappeared.

"belch!"

Due to the strenuous exercise, Zhang Tao burped, which was fragrant, and the flesh and blood of the bustard might have entered his first stomach.

"Carp, coo, coo, coo."

Zhang Tao imitated the cuckoo's call according to the signal they agreed in advance, and howled for a long time, but no one responded.

"Uh...hm..."

Just when Zhang Tao was about to give up, he suddenly heard a few sounds of dying struggles coming from under his feet, and at the same time felt that something was wrong, he always felt as if he was stepping on something soft.

"Carp?!"

Zhang Tao lightly stretched his ape's arms and fished down, picking up the carp that was trampled by his neck.

"Boss, cough, cough, I'm sleeping, and you stepped on someone's neck, buzzing."

Although Li Zi had already been picked up by him, his whole body was still curled up, like a refined electric mosquito coil.

Zhang Tao shook his hands, and Li Zi's body stretched out completely.

"Boss, do you have all the ingredients? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Li Zi was just about to reach out to pick up what Zhang Tao was carrying, when he took a closer look, it turned out to be a rice dumpling with ancient makeup, and howled dryly in fright.

"Stop howling, live."

"Oh." Li Zi immediately stopped howling, and took a closer look at this fresh-looking man.

"Boss, is this dragon liver?"

"Ah."

"Eat?"

"..."

Zhang Tao didn't speak, he put down the man on his body, helped him to sit down and rest on the gazebo seat, with his hands behind his back facing the wind and his eyes far away.

"If you want to live, I am useful." After a while, Zhang Tao said with a red face.