Gluttonous canteen

"Fizz!"

Just when Li Chuo was waiting in full force, a humanoid creature suddenly jumped out of the woods, jumped on Li Chuo's body with lightning speed, hugged his neck and kept licking the child's cunt. Tender face.

"Why is Erha in human form? Isn't it the phenomenon of atavism? I think courtship is very good at 666." Zhang Tao looked full of resentment, reached out and grabbed Erha by the collar, lifted him up, and kicked him to Li The son is holding the dog leash.

"Uncle, there's me too." Li Zi snorted just now, and there was another rustling sound in the bushes, and then the loli Sadako also came out, and the little girl seemed to be well-dressed Fan, no longer wearing the tattered white skirt, put on a mori girl-style floral short skirt, not to mention how small and fresh, but there are a few very inconspicuous patches on the corners of the skirt, which seem to have some It may be that the donkey friends damaged unwanted clothes, and the cat-faced old lady repaired them and left them for her to wear.

"I don't know if Erha is in heat, but this little girl obviously has a father-in-law complex, so please take it easy." Li Chuo looked at Luoli Sadako's flushed little face, and called out one by one. So affectionate, she quietly moved behind Zhang Tao, and pinched his butt to remind him.

"No way, how old is this little girl? Eleven? Twelve?" Zhang Tao took a look at the little girl's height, and it would be good if she jumped up enough to reach her waistband.

"In my dynasty, there were quite a few people who entered the palace at the age of 12." The little emperor said calmly.

"Don't compare me with those pedophile ancestors of yours, okay? He's a decent person!" Before Zhang Tao finished speaking, Li Chuo played a hooligan and pinched the tender meat on his buttocks.

"Uncle, why do you hurt?" The little girl couldn't see the torrent between the two, and asked innocently with her big eyes, which were filled with compassion for the Virgin Mary. Li Chuo's liver trembled when he saw it, and I thought of the girls in my class who liked to read the president's articles, and harassed him all day long. It seems that whether it is a city or a country, the feelings of girls are always poetry.

"No, no, Uncle is in good health, kid, are you out for a walk with the dog?" Zhang Taowen looked sloppy, hoping that this "little fairy" would quickly take the estrous Erha and disappear into the sky, so as not to disturb his normal married life .

"My grandma asked me to bring the dog eggs. She said that the mountains are too cold, and there are poisonous insects and beasts. There used to be donkey friends who came to play and got lost in the mountains. It is said that there were large planes and search and rescue teams in the city. They searched for a long time. I didn’t find any, not even a whole body.”

Erha in human form heard the little girl calling his name, and he swung a few times at Li Zi's hands, showing off his sense of presence.

"Goudan, this name..." Zhang Tao looked at the humanoid Erha with sympathy. There used to be quite a few boys named Goudan in the countryside. I didn't expect this one to become a prophecy. But it's okay, after a while Zhang Tao found that besides behaving like a dog, this human-shaped erha seemed to have much more sensitive senses than ordinary people. He wondered if the brain cells that were supposed to develop intelligence were used by him to develop a sixth sense.

"Come on, little girl, then go back, and thank you for me, ma'am." Zhang Tao said, took out a pink card of Grandpa Mao from his pocket, and handed it to the little girl.

"Uncle, I don't want it. I am willing to help you. Besides, there is no money in the village. Everyone has moved away. We grow our own food."

The little girl smiled obediently, and then suddenly squatted down, pressing her hands on the ground, her little face flushed instantly, her pinky little hands gradually began to turn black at this time, her skin was chapped and carbonized, The surface was shattered into piece by piece tortoise patterns, and from the gaps in the carbonized skin, there was still a faint fiery light and shadow, and the hands seemed to be burnt black charcoal, emitting white smoke.

"This kid can't think about the rhythm of sex?" Zhang Tao looked at the pair of small hands that were burnt black, and his liver trembled.

"Phew, all right." Before he could go forward to grab her, Sadako Sadako got up with a grunt, patted the soot on her hands, and after the black skin fell off, there was still a pair of white and tender coconut palms inside. Tender little hands.

"It's windy in the mountain, I warmed the ground nearby, so it won't be so cold when you enter the mountain." The little girl bounced away from the crowd under the adoring eyes of the three people and a Erha line of sight.

"I always thought that I was a president when I was chasing people. It was true that the back waves of the Yangtze River pushed the front waves, and the front waves died on the beach." Looking at the colorful back of the little girl, Zhang Tao said with emotion.

"Donkey Dandan, come here, smell this." Zhang Tao seemed to suddenly remember something, and beckoned to Erha. The humanoid Erha didn't seem to have adapted to his new nickname yet, and lay down beside Lizi in a daze, looking pretty Looking at Zhang Tao with blurred eyes, he didn't seem to understand his intention.

"Don't like the name Donkey Dandan? He's an Internet celebrity, okay, Goudan, come and smell it." Hearing Goudan's name, Erha rushed over, happily circled around Zhang Tao, and landed on all fours The way it circles is not so much like a dog, but rather like a gibbon in a zoo.

"Smell, goodboy, smell it." Zhang Tao took out a broken white thing from his pocket, couldn't see what it was for a while, and handed it directly under Goudan's nose.

"Hiss." Goudan sniffed it and threw it away, and then arched Zhang Tao's chest with his head, as if to show that he had mastered the basic pheromone.

"Good boy, let's go!" As soon as Zhang Tao let go, Goudan bounced forward and crawled out, but he still turned around and "hissed" twice, meaning to let them follow up quickly.

"What is this?" Li Chuo walked behind Zhang Tao, watching him put away the broken white thing with great care.

"sanitary napkin."

"..." Li Chuo looked at him with a look on his face that I didn't know who this pervert was.

"Ah, it's not mine!" Zhang Tao quickly explained.

"It was given by the customer who ordered the hot pot. It was originally used as a clue for confirmation, but I didn't expect it to be used on Goudan."

"Why did you give this, she's a girl?"

"No, he may have been a mercenary or a professional explorer in the past. People who need to travel long distances usually prepare a lot of sanitary napkins before setting off, and put them in their shoes to absorb sweat and dry them. You know, they sleep soundly all night. As Zhang Tao said, imitating the appearance of a TV commercial star, he winked at Li Chuo.

"Hiss...roar." Just as Zhang Tao stretched Li Chuo's body with Amway Sophie over and over again, Goudan, who had already run far away, let out low growls, as if he was already in the icy air. He looked like he had found a clue, and jumped up and down trying to attract their attention.

"Hey! This little guy is really capable!" Zhang Tao threw away Li Chuo and chased after the humanoid Erha with great joy.

Is there any mistake? Looking at Goudan's face, he is at least a young man in his 30s and [-]s, and he even calls him a little guy. But after thinking about the mystery of Zhang Tao's age, Li Chuo had no choice but to follow in relief.

"Guji, Guji, woo..." The humanoid Erha became familiar with the expedition team, and no longer uttered that threatening low growl, but made a relatively soft and cute voice, constantly lying on his back On the ground, he kept throwing a seemingly flat place on the hillside with his deformed hands due to walking on all fours all year round.

Li Zi took Goudan away, Zhang Tao stepped forward to check carefully, and then looked up the hillside several times, only to realize that the place he found just now was a big tree that had been covered by thick trunks and branches Hole.

"Good guy, this tree was killed by lightning while working, no wonder there is not much left of the canopy, if it wasn't for the dog eggs, we wouldn't have noticed such a hidden place at all." Zhang Tao secretly called a fluke, He took out a few duck necks from his backpack and waved at the dog egg. The humanoid Erha hesitated for a second, and immediately swooped over and bit Juewei in Zhang Tao's palm.

"Hey, this guy is actually less afraid of spicy food than I am. Hot girl is hot, hot girl is hot!" Halfway through Zhang Tao's song, Li Chuo grabbed his ear and pulled him to the edge of the tree hole.

"Look." At this moment, Li Chuo had already cut a gap in the vines outside the tree hole with his weapons, and with the help of the faint sunlight in the depths of the dense forest, he could vaguely see the vines entrenched inside. It was a lump of black and gray, with an indescribably miserable green glowing on it.

"What is this? Is it a snake slough?" Li Chuo had heard the internal officials around him talk about ancient times. He said that the inside of this kind of thousand-year-old tree is basically hollow, because the hollowed out tree will be drilled in by the snake demon. The essence of the snake is hidden inside to avoid the once-in-a-hundred-year thunderstorm. The Thunder God and the Lightning Mother cannot see the snake spirit, but can only see the thousand-year-old tree. Punishment from heaven.

"No, it's human hair, and the green ones on it are phosphorus fire." Zhang Tao's expression became serious, and he stretched out his hand to pull Li Chuo out. He knew that the little emperor had a cleanliness habit and couldn't see these things.

"Hmm." Sure enough, after listening to his explanation, Li Chuo secretly rubbed to the side, while subconsciously looking at the soft sword that had been fastened to his waist. The weapon shop re-smelted this Shangfang treasure.

Zhang Tao picked up a branch of a small tree casually, stretched his arm into the tree hole as far as possible, picked up the tip of the hair, and dragged it with a little force. As the big thing was flipped out, countless The worms exploded like colorful fireworks during festivals, Zhang Tao's scalp tingled when he saw it, and he thought it was lucky that Li Chuo was not asked to do this.

He picked and picked and picked, until the last worm that inhabited the hair had crawled away, and the hair was still not finished.

Such long hair, is this a woman?