Gluttonous canteen

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" when Zhang Tao saw the old lady's cat face, he screamed more happily than when Li Chuo saw the female ghost in white just now, and he hugged his emperor tightly with both hands and did not let go.

"Holy Majesty, hurry up and protect your concubine, it's time to test your masculinity!"

"Get lost!" Li Chuo finally understood that this guy was unreliable at the critical moment. The little emperor stretched out his long legs and kicked Zhang Tao on a horse. He tapped the wall with his toes, turned over and landed on a kite, and lifted his mountaineering suit. With a swipe, he pulled out the soft sword at his waist, pointed the tip of the sword at the cat-faced old lady, and shouted: "Where is the evildoer?!"

Looking at Zhang Tao's whole body, this little thing, a white-eyed wolf who is not familiar with it, dares to sleep with me at night and bring it with him!

"Oh, you little brother, what are you doing in the middle of the night, singing opera?"

Unexpectedly, the cat-faced old lady was very calm, thinking that this guy was playing cosplay, she didn't take it seriously at all, she stretched out her hand tremblingly, massaged her dry cheeks skillfully a few times, stretched out her hand Once it was peeled off, a layer of film was peeled off from the face, just like the disguise technique in a martial arts drama, under the film is still the walnut face.

"Grandma, don't tell me, this is..." Zhang Tao gritted his back molars, and suddenly felt that the layer that the old lady had torn off looked familiar.

"Oh, you youngsters don't understand, this is a thing for women, it's called a mask." The old lady's fingers are still tapping and massaging her cheeks to help the essence absorb. You have never seen it before. Looking at the world, he shook his head and sighed.

Li Chuo gave Chaotai a petrified look, then turned around and gave Zhang Tao a wink, meaning that I am a pure old man, and about makeup and beauty, you bitch.

Zhang Tao understood, nodded and got down from the kang. Just looking at the moonlight, the "human|leather mask" that the old lady left in the yard had nothing to do with Wu Sansheng, it was his previous entry into the entertainment industry When I was looking for someone to buy the collagen mask.

"I didn't expect you to be such a grandma." Zhang Tao looked embarrassed.

"This is left to me by the little donkey girl who came over here before. She said it was exposed to the wind and the sun. No matter how I make the mask, I won't make it up. I'll keep it for a thought. It's you, the ghost screamed in the middle of the night What." The old lady seemed very dissatisfied that her beauty sleep full of collagen essence was woken up by howling, her eyes were full of harshness, and she looked at these two who looked a bit like father, son, uncle, and nephew, and got into the same bed again Go young man.

"Well, old man, the well in your house... isn't it very clean?"

"Well, let alone the well water here, you can't find a clean water source in a radius of ten miles. It used to be a good village, but suddenly one day it changed, and the baby was born with missing arms or broken legs. , or it’s all kinds of strange diseases, some kind of investigation team came later, tested thirteen tricks, and they didn’t have any confidence, but the folks said that it was because of something that offended the Dragon King here, who took the sweet water well. It became a well of bitter water, and people got sick, and now all those who can walk have gone, leaving only those crooked melons and useless ones waiting to die."

Well, it really has something to do with the source of pollution.Li Chuo admired his rational thinking in his heart, and then said: "Ah, I'm not asking this, what I mean is, is the well in your house... haunted?"

"Ouch, little brother, you have a red mouth and white teeth, so don't mess around with the shit pot." The old lady was a little unhappy, and suddenly paused, as if she remembered something, looked back at the abrupt mouth of the well, and beckoned Said softly: "Ni'er, come out, they are not bad people."

He called several times, and suddenly there was a grunting sound from the mouth of the well. It seemed that something was climbing up through the rope on the pulley. Under the hem of the skirt, he secretly held the sword hilt at his waist.

"Huh..." There was a sigh sounding very sad from the mouth of the well, and there seemed to be a little white gas coming out. Isn't this a ghost?Lao Tzu's emperor can be regarded as the best, Li Chuo is holding the mentality of slapping his face, but to see how the old lady explains it, don't make a forced science popularization like approaching science, even if you have the ability.

"Well, I was sleeping soundly, and this man pulled me up with a bucket, and he pulled me up, halfway through pulling me up, he let go and ran away again, ouch, my butt hurts."

Sadako Lolita crawled out from the mouth of the well, puffed up her steamed bun face, and looked at Li Chuo with some resentment, her little face was flushed and full of blood, and upon closer inspection, she was not a female ghost at all, but looked like an ordinary girl. human child.

"What... what's going on here?" How could such a good-looking little girl live in a well?Is this village suffering from a disease called Doubi?Li Chuo was really powerless to complain, seeing the little girl getting closer and closer, beads of sweat began to ooze from his forehead.

Wait a minute, no, this isn't the embarrassing sweat from falling on the little girl's ass, it's... hot?Why is it so hot around here?

"This kid, is Hanba?" Zhang Tao, who had been watching silently by the side, suddenly spoke. The old lady and the little girl were a little surprised. Lori Sadako seemed to be triggered by some unbearable memory, and slid away He jumped to the edge of the well and was about to jump down.

"Don't be afraid, kid, I know it's not your fault!" Zhang Tao yelled, Sadako Sadako was stunned, with her hands on the mouth of the well, half of her body was already protruding, but she hesitated and didn't jump down. He stared at Zhang Tao with big innocent eyes, as if he was still waiting for his next words.

"Some of the children born due to the variation of the celestial phenomena are born with special constitutions. People in ancient times could not explain this phenomenon, so they excluded such children from the category of human beings, thinking that their gods used pregnant women Drought is one of the cataclysms that have come down to the world." Zhang Tao tentatively walked over, swearing that he was approaching science, and approached Loli Sadako a little bit, and slowly opened his hands, expressing that he did not aggressive.

"The body temperature of this kind of child is extremely high, and they need to live in a cold and humid environment all their lives, otherwise they may cause * * * phenomenon due to their own super high body temperature. This is just a strange genetic mutation, not What kind of calamity will not affect the fate of others." Zhang Tao put on an uncle face, spoke slowly, and explained to the little girl who was about to jump into the well.

"Woo!" Lori Sadako was abandoned by her healthy parents in the village because of her physical condition since she was a child. It was the walnut old lady and the puppet Erha who rescued her and raised her in the well. No other children in the village would like to be with her. Playing together, everyone called her Hanba, saying that she was the disaster star of the village.

Now listening to Zhang Tao's approach to scientific chicken soup, the little girl's burden was released at once. Looking at Zhang Tao's kind uncle's face, she burst into tears and threw herself into Zhang Tao's arms with open arms.

"Ahhhhhh! The baby is scalding to death! Help! Come and escort me, protect me! Water! Water!" Another wave of wailing resounded in the small courtyard.

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After a whole night of tossing, early the next morning, the small team was triggered one by one with dark circles under their eyes. Along the way, several people took turns to moan and sigh. Unexpectedly, the carp who had the most sleep turned out to be the one who howled the loudest.

"Where's your face? You were the only one who slept soundly last night. You didn't hear such a big commotion in the front yard. You still have the nerve to yawn, so hold back your yawn." Zhang Tao glared at the boy and said angrily.

"Boss, I am wronged. Which eye of yours saw me sleeping? Take it off quickly, I am already blind." Li Zi has a national treasure-level dark circle under his eye, and is more impatient than Zhang Tao.

"Didn't you sleep well in the barn yesterday?"

"What a fart, Erha woke up in the middle of the night and insisted on running in the woods with me in his mouth. Hey, they are all males, not the same species. What is this guy thinking? But look at his cute Poor little eyes, I was reluctant to say no, so I ran with him hand in hand in the mountains, ran to the top of the mountain to watch the sunrise and came back, and I was woken up by you just 10 minutes after lying down."

Carps have all kinds of advantages, but only one weakness, that is, they are born cat slaves and dog slaves. They protect small animals everywhere because they are second-class protected animals in the country. Shuangshui Lingling's big eyes said nothing.

"Hahaha, love that transcends species, bless you, hahahahahahaha!" Zhang Tao had just finished joking with the little guy, and he was punished, because he stood in the yard in the cold wind for most of the night, and now he risked again. I went into the mountain with the early morning frost, and was blown by the mountain wind, I couldn't help but sneezed.

"It's almost summer in the imperial capital. I didn't expect it to be so cold in the mountains in Waifu. No wonder people say that the mountain wind in the deep mountains and old forests is a big smoke bubble. Blowing on it is like scraping the bones and healing the poison."

"You were the one who was brave and didn't wear a jacket. You know it's cold now." Li Chuo sighed and reached out to unbutton his coat.

"Hey, hey, don't mind me. With your small body, I'll be sneezed twice when the wind blows. If you get a gust of mountain wind, you'll go straight to work with Sleeping Beauty Bai Xuegong."

"That's okay, you are my concubine in the harem, and I have this obligation to protect my own man." Li Chuo's neck was slack, with a fearless spirit of loving Lafang as if death was his home.

"That doesn't work either. What if it freezes, my lord? If it doesn't work, let's pick up the carp. The pangolin's leather is very warm, and even bows and arrows can't penetrate it... Well, it's getting hot after I say it." Li Zi, is it your anger?" Halfway through Zhang Tao's words, he suddenly felt like he was foaming at the mouth, his mouth was dry, and the temperature around him seemed to be rising constantly.

"Hiss... roar..." Suddenly, there was a low roar of a beast from the bushes on both sides of the path.

"Be careful!" Li Chuo rushed forward and protected Zhang Tao behind him. Given Zhang Tao's current figure and uncle's face, it was like a lion cub rushing to a group of rhinos to protect his parents. .