Gluttonous canteen

"What kind of outsmart? Do you have an IQ? At best, I think it's a seductive temptation." Wang Dun rolled his eyes, looking at the mask that Zhang Tao casually discarded under the bed, and the few things on the kang. A massager for firming the skin.

"As expected of my younger brother, hey! You're so clever!" Zhang Tao nodded contentedly.

"To be honest, that guy has good taste. He only picks eighteenth-line starlets like me who are sunny, melancholy, and melancholy. As the saying goes, it's easy to hide a gun, but it's hard to defend against it. People who are as 'pure and pure' as Devil Six will never get involved in this. Come in a kind of gold master game."

"Well, this method is reliable, but can your little Tiantian agree?" Wang Dun, the old cousin, has gradually learned to behave since Zhang Tao got married, and no longer screamed like a few boys like usual. , subconsciously looked behind before speaking.

"As long as you don't tell it, no one will know. Anyway, if the Holy Majesty gets angry, I will kill you and make soup for you. It just happens to make you fat."

"Tsk tsk, if I get into your stomach, I'll be alive." Wang Dun smiled coldly, and poked Zhang Tao's newly repaired abdominal muscles.

"Using the spear of the son, the shield of the trap, how about it?" Wang Dun stretched the ending, tilted his head, and looked at Zhang Tao with a playful expression in his eyes. I mean unconvinced.

"Hey, hey, don't touch me if you have something to say, I have a partner now, I don't have time to piss and mud with you anymore."

Although it is almost a litter of cubs, Zhang Tao didn't have much self-consciousness when he didn't have a partner before, but now he has a strong sense of territory and loyalty. As a chastity arch that can walk, he is strict in self-discipline and stricter in dealing with others. Still have to pay attention to quality, if Li Chuo sees this...

"What are you doing?" Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao will be there, Zhang Tao is walking on thin ice every step of the way, but still let Li Chuo see this quite confusing scene.

"Your Majesty! My concubine is innocent!" In order to show his loyalty, Zhang Tao picked up a pillow and pressed it directly on Wang Dun's face in line with the principle that a dead friend should never die.

"Zhang Tao! A guy who is receptive and inhumane!" Wang Dun was not a vegetarian either, so he swung his paws and counterattacked.

Li Chuo watched this scene helplessly, and thought in his heart that he would not be able to keep other cats in the future. He was already a little allergic, and if he kept it again, there would be a room full of cat hair every day.

In fact, he doesn't doubt the brotherhood between Zhang Tao and other old cousins ​​at all, how can I put it?They seem to be the same kind of people.

Well, as the saying goes, same-sex repels each other, and it seems that the fight is so joyous, and there is no feeling that you are happy with the king and you don't know.But then again, I don’t seem to have any feelings for Zhang Tao, they roll together as soon as it gets dark when the lights are turned on, they are down-to-earth, there is no need for youthful feelings to always be poems, and they are always confused and covered by clouds and mountains. Guess what the other person thinks, the advantage of falling in love with a man is that he will know whether he is interested in you or not, just by flirting and touching.

"Have you had enough trouble? I'm going to settle it."

Li Chuo watched the 10-minute cat-dog fight with cold eyes. He was really sleepy and had to issue an order to evict the guest. He didn't have any opinion on Wang Dun. Because of being tricked by these two guys, the young man who lost his footing returned to school, and now Li Chuo's eyelids are fighting, and he is so sleepy that he can't help himself.

"Come on, since you two are going to sleep, I'll take my leave and go home and get into the cold bed." Wang Dun rubbed his hair, smoothed it out, and said self-deprecatingly.

"Oh, it's so pitiful. Don't you still have two cabinets and three cabinets for business? Why don't you stay with you?"

"Let Li Zi sleep with you when you have no friends?!" Wang Dun said angrily.

"If you don't have it, you don't have it, why worry?" Zhang Tao happily climbed down from the kang with a sense of superiority, planning to send off his old cousin.

"You lie down, I'll take it off." Li Chuo said, stretched out his hand to push Zhang Tao, and pushed him onto the kang. From Li Chuo's point of view, his buttocks were pouted with harem qualities, and he always thought he was a harem. The one-hit deal made him feel itchy, and he planned to send Wang Dun away before returning to Lai Xing.

Wang Dun was dragged out by Li Chuo with a dazed face. He didn't dare to move his arms, his shoulders were tilted to the side, and he kept an incomparable distance from Li Chuo. He dragged him all the way to the street outside the screen wall. Inside the door.

"Is Zhang Tao's dim sum business dangerous?" Li Chuo looked around to see if there was anyone, and asked a little mysteriously.

"Well, that's it. People in our line of work always put their heads in their buttocks." Wang Dun said that he had long been used to being provoked by the desperate lives of his old cousins, and spread his hands.

"Then... can I help him?" Although Li Chuo's tone was hesitant, his eyes were firm. It could be seen that he was not afraid when he said this, but he was a little embarrassed to speak directly in front of his old cousin.

"Ouch, dog abuse." Wang Dun rolled his eyes, as if his young heart had been corrupted by the sour smell of love, and then he smiled, but he quickly pulled away the superior smile , expanding it into a style similar to that of a silly roe deer.

"Forget it Tiantian, protecting yourself is the greatest support for Zhang Tao." Wang Dunyu said earnestly, and patted Li Chuo on the shoulder.

"Oh, don't underestimate me." Li Chuo slumped his shoulders and elbows, causing Wang Dun's hand to lose its center of gravity. When he was tilted to one side, he stretched out his hand to restrain his life gate, giving the old man Let's show off.

"Oh, how much your boyfriend protects you." Wang Dun sighed, stretched out only one index finger, and lightly touched Li Chuo's eyebrows.

"Well!"

Li Chuo suddenly felt a strong pressure, which instantly increased the pressure in his brain, and the entire cerebral cortex began to shrink!

"Bold... I am..."

"I know you are the emperor, the monarch, but you are the most positive idiot in the world. Don't worry about Zhang Laosan. He is the world's...big killer." Wang Dun whispered, fingertips at the same time Use a little force.

"Ah!" Even Li Chuo, who is a man, couldn't bear the severe pain, and let out a short cry of pain, but he immediately bit his lips, and the pain was so painful that tears were about to fall out.

"Well, you're really arrogant." Wang Dun looked at the little emperor with admiration. He withdrew his hands and rubbed the center of his brows for him. The pain was similar to that of a craniotomy, and few people who had done it before Don't cry father and mother, I didn't expect Li Chuo to be so arrogant.

"I'll give you a small gift, thank you." Wang Dun clapped his hands, saluted Li Chuo with two fingers, and walked out of the street gate.

"Well, damn it..." Li Chuo's ears were ringing badly. He didn't quite understand what Wang Dun said just now. He only remembered the previous conversation. Why is Zhang Tao... the world's great killer?What's the meaning.

Li Chuo stood against the wall in a daze for a while, and finally came back to his senses. He thought for a while, and he couldn't sue Zhang Tao. As long as his boyfriend is in charge, he will definitely go to Wang Dun again, isn't it already Is there some kind of ghost six chasing after you? Fuck, homework!

Li Chuo thought about it for a while, and suddenly thought of the mathematics, physics and chemistry that he had not finished. He didn't plan to write it, but now he was run on by Wang Dun for no reason, and the child dared to be the first in the world. The vigor came up again, and he rushed back to the study aggressively.

"People's hearts will not be old, the essence of the country will perish. If things go on like this, the country will not be the country. Damn it!" The child grinned and opened the workbook, staring at the big calculation problem with green eyes, ready to face the new problem. Times Mathematics is a new round of lore for its super high IQ.

"..."

He stared at the complicated formula for a second, and the answer to the solution appeared in his mind.

"I ask you, why don't you ride the wind and soar up to [-] miles?!" (Why don't you go to the sky?!)

The little emperor's eyes widened, he couldn't believe his brain circuit, what's going on?Although he had spent the whole night studying the formula carefully, it was impossible for him, a remnant of basic ancient arithmetic knowledge such as the Pythagorean Theorem Xiao Jiujiu, to solve the problem so quickly.

Is my life just an illusion, I live in the Matrix?Since the child came to this wonderful time and space, he watched movies with Zhang Tao in the middle of the night. Some nerds’ favorite star wars, the matrix, and small business prequel, but watched a series of thirteen tricks. What’s the situation now?I can't explain it myself, it's too sci-fi.

"Well, what's going on!" Li Chuo knocked his head on the table twice and found that I was not crazy. Then he suddenly thought of something, and quickly opened the exercises of various textbooks on mathematics, physics, chemistry, history and land administration. book.

As expected, during the plenary meeting, the holographic problem-solving mode appeared in his mind. Li Chuo squinted his eyes, and a concrete way of thinking appeared in his blurred vision out of thin air. Looking at the blank answer sheet again, he could directly Draw it out according to the method.

"I've done it?" Li Chuo subconsciously wanted to untie his pants to have a look. As the saying goes, he wants to practice magical skills and swing a knife from the palace, but his penis is obviously still there. Why did he suddenly open up Ren Du's second channel? ?

After thinking about it, only just now... Could it be Wang Dun!

"Haven't you slept yet? The chickens are all asleep. It's really hard for the kids now. They go to bed later than the chickens and wake up earlier than the chickens." Just as Li Chuo was thinking wildly, Zhang Tao held a small oil lamp in his hand and turned on. Floating in with a yawn, he looked distressed at Li Chuo who was still writing.

Well, if you don’t like studying, drop out of school and go home. Although I don’t earn much, I can still support a half-child, even though a half-child eats a poor old man... Well, the analogy is not appropriate.

"I...I will!" Li Chuo looked back at him excitedly, his little face flushed with excitement.

"Well, is that the posture I mentioned to you last time?" Now that the injury is healed, Zhang promised that he doesn't mind continuing to sleep, but it's just that the Holy Spirit may not be able to get up tomorrow.

"What nonsense are you talking about? I mean, I know everything in these books!"

"Well, did Wang Dun expand the capacity for you?" Zhang Tao puffed up his cheeks and thought for a while, then asked calmly.