Gluttonous canteen

"No... no, no, no, no! Make a decision!"

In the middle of the night, in the Zhang family's old house, the sound of His Majesty's tiger roaring and dragon chant erupted.

"Ouch, haven't you finished yet?"

Zhang Tao crawled out of the bed with a tiger face on his face, and saw that the little emperor was still lit up at the third watch and on the fifth watch, writing vigorously there, but because the reserve of ancient and modern knowledge was too surprising, the child was taken aback by being several times younger than himself. The basic knowledge that should be mastered at the age of [-] was so overwhelmed that he wanted to cut the teacher and the principal into pieces to kill the nine clans in order to relieve his hatred.

"Heh!" Li Chuo glanced at Zhang Tao, startled, and subconsciously touched the soft sword at his waist.

"What's on your face?" The little emperor was depressed, and asked in a frenzy.

"Aha, this is a very popular animal face mask recently. I'm going to enter the entertainment circle recently, so I specially asked someone to buy it for me."

Zhang Tao reached out and touched his tender face, and found that the essence on the mask was almost absorbed. He stretched out his hand and removed the translucent tiger face, revealing his smooth and elastic face, without powder applied. With a flirtatious attitude, he winked at Li Chuo.

"Damn mentally retarded, don't hinder me from doing my homework." Li Chuo glared at him, and when he saw him, he didn't bother others. If it wasn't for this little promise, he wouldn't have to go to Lao Shizi's school.

At first, I thought that I would just talk nonsense with Aaron and his younger brothers to pass the time, but I didn't expect that modern people's knowledge is so difficult to understand, but Li Chuo is competitive in everything he comes into contact with, and he will never allow himself The six months of transferring to another school were said to be a stick, and I insisted on being admitted to a key high school to show these little frozen cats. I am definitely not an embroidered pillow.

"Hey, Rome wasn't built in a day. My lord, you have to work hard and pay attention to your body. You are still growing." Zhang Tao said with some distress. In theory, maybe Li Chuo could grow a few centimeters. But it's best not to, otherwise you will be reversed and attacked.

"Actually, you answered the right question today. You didn't burn the Old Summer Palace in the first place." Zhang Tao suppressed a smile and continued to reassure Li Chuo.

In other classes, Li Chuo seemed to be in a fog. At least in the history class, he was very confident. He had never read other books except classics and history, so the little emperor signed up for the pk quiz in the history class. Well, the first few questions had already killed all the contestants in seconds, but the result was ruined by a small question of "Who burned the Old Summer Palace".

When Li Chuo was in power, there was no such garden. Who knows who burned it down. As a result, he was anxious, and out of the instinct of language habits, he blurted out: "It's really not me!" Man of the hour.

"You still say! Believe it or not, I'll kill you now!"

Li Chuo was getting irritable when he was doing the questions, but that Zhang Xu was swaying in front of his eyes in his pajamas and underpants.

"Ah? Today...it's not convenient for my concubine today."

Who knows that Xiao Xu, who is usually very active in serving the bed, seems to have changed his temper today. Seeing Hun Jun rushing over, he slid into the bed with a sound, wrapping himself like a zongzi from Wufangzhai.

"You don't obey me?"

Li Chuo's anger was aroused by this guy. The book was against me, and he was not willing to sleep with him even if he promised. Looking at it from a distance, a pile of cotton quilts on the big kang swelled up and then fell down, like a well-growthed cornbread.

"Ouch!" After a few seconds, Zhang Tao screamed, and "Wotou" stopped growing and became quiet.

"Huh!" Lifting the blanket, Li Chuo crawled out, his face was livid and sinking like water.

"Who hit it?"

"Well... I accidentally fell while walking." Zhang Tao looked embarrassed, and grabbed his pajamas that had been torn off by Li Chuo, covering the bruises on his chest and abdominal muscles, and he could see the marks of being beaten .

"Did you fall?" Li Chuo squinted his eyes and looked at this little promise who didn't tell the truth. He was a big cat with a tail as big as a person. There was no one else with such a well-developed cerebellum. He dared to jump if he said he would jump into the abyss. , the rhythm of youjumpijump, can you fall while walking?It is estimated that it can only be cerebellar atrophy Parkinson's syndrome, and basically bid farewell to bicycles.

"Well, it really fell, because I signed a brokerage company, and the assistant said that I have to wear a mask and sunglasses when I go out in the future. I'm not used to wearing them. I don't understand the darkness of the night during the day, so I fell down when I went out. .”

Zhang Tao lowered his head and said in self-criticism, his ears were moving, if he turned into a cat, he would be so cute.

It's good not to mention the brokerage company, but Li Chuo became very angry when the entertainment circle was mentioned.

"I said, you can't be..." Li Chuo stared at Zhang Tao's little daughter-in-law, and looked at his hand covering the wound on the abdominal muscle that hadn't fully healed, and said hesitantly.

"Ang? Nothing?" Zhang Tao looked up at him in a daze.

"I've heard people say that the entertainment industry is very chaotic, and many [-]th-tier stars are about to be submerged. You're not doing it for fun, are you?!" Li Chuo stood up loudly, who would dare to submerge? If he entered his harem, he would send the whole family into the harem! —Whether male, female, or young.

"Hey, my lord, you don't think your mother is ugly, you don't think you're a dog, I'm so big, what's the beauty of playing with that, people call me babbling, babbling, and melodiously. Howl like an old raven, and then bring out the heart disease of the donor→_→"

"Hmm." Li Chuo thought for a while, and showed an expression that I couldn't refute, so he gave up his suspicion.

"Then how did you get hurt?" The child's face changed as soon as he said it, and he was still very considerate and found a violet alcohol cotton pad for Zhang Tao, wanting to wipe it for him.

"No need, it just heals a little slower than the mouth opening made by ordinary people." Zhang Tao looked at his torn abdominal muscles helplessly, recalling the pain, which had not been experienced for a long time, the hearty battle .

"Boss, are you asleep? Master Biao is here." Li Zi knocked on the door, and squeezed his little head through the crack of the door.

"Which cousin?!" Zhang Tao was thinking about something, and instinctively jumped up from the kang.

"Hello, it's Master Wang Dunbiao."

"Oh, that's okay, let him come in." Zhang Tao lazily lay back on the kang like a big cat that was pacified after being frightened, and waved his hands.

"Brother, I heard that you were bitten by Devil Six, I..." Wang Dun walked in the familiar way, and as soon as he opened the door, he saw Li Chuo blocking his way. Trembling, he swallowed half of the words.

"Who is Devil Six?"

"Well, the third sister-in-law is polite." Zhang Tao is ranked third in the row, and the Taoist master is called Zhang Sanye. Since the last time he recognized his relatives, Li Chuo has naturally been promoted to the third sister-in-law. The principle of getting on the plane is to look at the nose, nose to mouth, and mouth to heart, keep your ears out of the window, read only sage books, hang your head and stop talking.

"It's okay, I'm also an old cousin. We're just kidding around. What's the matter? My Majesty, you see I have a guest here. I'll go out and say hello to my old cousin first." Under the kang, a great shift of the universe is carried out.

"Forget it, I'll go out." Although Li Chuo is usually sloppy, but in fact children are very discerning, but they were useless when they were working, and now they see their cousins ​​talking to each other, On the contrary, he walked out with his schoolbag in his arms, caught the carp and went to the front room to make up lessons for himself.

"How did Guizi Liu know?" Seeing the little emperor getting up and coming to the front yard, Wang Dun finally heaved a sigh of relief, and sat cross-legged on the kang carelessly, pulled off Zhang Tao's pajamas and looked at his slowly healing wound. frowned.

"Little Six is ​​ruthless enough."

"This guy is born to be generous, sir, don't listen to me."

"That's right, this guy is Xie Er, one of our old cousins. He doesn't eat any fireworks in the world. He will be honest when he finds Amy." Wang Dun shook his head helplessly.

"Pfft! If he can find a partner, I can have a baby, tsk tsk." (Barrage: Flag held up high, waiting for a slap in the face.)

"Then what should we do now? With Guizi Liu here to meddle in this matter, you won't be able to deliver this snack for a while, right? But Li Laosi and I have said from the beginning to remain neutral, and you will never let us go deal with him?"

"That can't be done, it's all agreed, and I don't force it." Zhang Tao waved his hand generously, expressing that he also didn't want to see the scene where the brothers fought against each other, but in this way, the job of delivering snacks was still a thing of the past. It's really tricky.

"Let me see your injury." Wang Dun gestured with his fingers, motioning for Zhang Tao to open his shirt for him to watch. Three wounds were torn on the chest and abdominal muscles, very similar to the sharp edges of animals. claw.

"Don't move." Wang Dun's slender fingers gently slid across Zhang Tao's chest muscles. Wherever he touched, it seemed that invisible needles and threads were slowly suturing Zhang Tao's wound for him, and the flesh and blood that had been turned outwards gradually disappeared. It was scarlet in color, curled back from the outside to the inside, and closed together, like a flower that withered after blooming, leaving only indifferent traces.

"Thank you, old cousin." Zhang Tao cupped his fists and thanked him from the bottom of his heart. After all, if he could heal himself with the help of Wang Dun, it would take a lot of effort. , if you don't look good, I'm afraid that the little emperor won't turn over his brand.

"Why are you being polite to me, but then again, Gui Ziliu blocked your way, and you finally got the snacks, so you are going to give up the appointment like this? The blessing value of this business is quite good." Wang Dun slapped sideways. I asked, and it was a great sense of embarrassment.

"Fuck you, just do your pawn shop well. I want to get involved in any business. I have such a good abacus... Don't worry, a strong attack will not work, and I am ready to outsmart." Decision thumbs up.