Gluttonous canteen
Chapter 45
The female teacher stood there with a dazed look on her face, neither having a seizure nor not having a seizure. The child's school status file appeared in Guozijian Junior High School out of thin air. The principal seemed to keep this matter secret. Jia, who knows what the origin of this brat is, but then again, I just graduated, if I can't show off my femininity, this class will not be able to make trouble in the future?
"Student, please go back to your seat." The female teacher held back for a long time before she said such a non-creative sentence. She was also anxious in her heart. In the corridors of the teaching building, there will be an iron-fisted lore going back and forth. If he still can't get it right by then, he won't have to mess around in the school.
"Master, you should tell me first..." Li Chuo was sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai, and was slowly explaining court etiquette to this young man who was about a thousand years younger than himself when he suddenly rolled his eyes and saw the flowers in the flower bed outside the window. , gurgling out of a human head.
It's the head of a carp. I don't know how this guy dug the hole. He actually dug through the vegetation in the school. Now there is a peony flower on his head, and he is killing chickens and wiping his neck there. son's wink.
"Find any seat and sit down!" Although Li Zi could not hear the voice, Li Zi's mouth shape was so exaggerated that Li Chuo could read it at a glance.
What are you doing?In other places, it’s just that the rituals are broken and the music is bad. I thought that Guozijian could still maintain the dignity that I had when I was traveling thousands of years ago. Who knows that the sacrificial wine has fallen now, let alone ordinary doctors, alas. , the hearts of the people are not ancient, and the quintessence of the country will perish.
The little emperor sighed, expressing his indignation at the loss of his own country's culture under the invasion of Europe and the United States, but he didn't remember finding a man to agree to, and it didn't seem to conform to the ancient marriage law, but this is the benefit of being an emperor, the baby doesn't care, What the baby does is a wise and powerful decision. The whole world is my boyfriend, and everyone has to spoil me. When Li Chuo thought about it, he suddenly felt that the emperor's character design was so similar to the boss in the novel.
The carp outside the window was still grinning and warning. Li Chuo had no choice but to push the "Long Shuan" in front of him and stand up. Although the teacher didn't understand the rules, he, the emperor student, couldn't follow the rules of the school. , he glanced at the young female teacher, gave her a deep salute, and then slowly rubbed back with his schoolbag.
"Student...student, please sit here."
Just as Li Chuo was slowly crawling towards the back of the classroom, a sweet-looking and lively girl reached out and patted the empty space beside her and whispered, her cheeks were as pink as a big apple.
Li Chuo glanced at her, um, in his own palace, this appearance can be regarded as the level of a rough envoy. I didn't expect that the folks still have such qualities, not bad.
"Not interested." He said coolly, and sat down in an unoccupied seat in a corner.
The girl burst into tears with embarrassment, and her dream of collecting all the top sports star boys in the school was completely shattered. The name of Lin Chiling of the Imperial College may soon be snatched away by the green tea bitch in the next class.
Don't be kidding, my alternate queen is peerless, what's the point of being a vulgar fan?The big cat is the real beauty √, Li Chuo thought with a sense of morality in his heart. When he opened the textbook for the first lesson, he suddenly felt that one head and two big ones were full of tadpole essays. Skills are used to control barbarians, and this dynasty is the best.
After a day of class, Li Chuo drifted back to the cafeteria with the help of Li Zi, with his mind full of mathematics, physics, chemistry, history and land administration.
"Uncle, are you okay?"
"No, quickly help me to go to the bedroom." Li Chuo pointed to the Zhang family's restaurant at the end of the alley, the old main room and said.
If Lizi hadn't known that this guy was a genuine emperor, he would definitely have felt that his behavior was coercion.
"Come on, if you persist a little longer, dinner will be ready soon."
Li Zi was also quite tired today, and he was not idle at all. He dug up the entire underground of Guozijian Middle School. If this was made into a cross-section, it would definitely be an authentic battle!Hey!Tunnel battle!work.
In some slightly larger underground rooms, Lizi also installed ventilation facilities and air purifiers, so that if my uncle wants to skip school in the future, he can go directly back to these small rooms to sleep and eat. Appreciate your excellent burrowing skills.
Just when the young man was triumphant, he raised his eyes and found that there was an extra nanny car in front of his house.
"Huh? The boss is picking up customers behind my back again?" Li Zi blurted out, attracting Li Chuo's attention.
"Did it stop at our door?"
"It seems so. The red lantern is still there. It's our Er Hun shop. Could it be that there are movie kings and queens coming to eat?"
In fact, Zhang Tao’s small restaurant is quite famous in the food circle of the imperial capital, and some celebrities from the imperial capital like to come here to order a table of private dishes. Of course, it is just an ordinary private restaurant, not like the one they run privately. buy and sell.
It may be that these big coffees have been passed around, Zhang Tao's craftsmanship has become a well-known secret throughout the country, and it is not ruled out that compatriots from Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan were drawn to be gourmets when they visited the imperial capital. If it is true, they will The family doesn't have to accept other business anymore.
Just when the two of them were about to reach the door of the Erhuo shop, the door of the nanny's car opened, and a tall man jumped out neatly. The man was wearing a high-end suit, and the pomade on his hair could stick to death A fly, with a black face covering his face, wearing sunglasses, armed to the teeth, and a valuable nanny car beside him, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a celebrity at the actor level is visiting the humble house.
The man waved his hand toward the nanny's car, signaling the driver to kneel down. The nanny's car blew its horn and drove away, leaving Li Chuo and Li Zi, master and servant, staring at each other.
"Guest officer, did you make an appointment for private meals in the Taotie canteen?" Li Zi was originally a clerk in the shop, and Shu Tonger hurried up to say hello after cosplaying.
The man glanced at him, didn't make a fuss, ran towards Li Chuo, grabbed the little emperor's wrist and was about to drag him into the room.
"Uncle! Hey, this man! The blue sky and the white sun are robbing civilian men!" Li Zi protected his eagerness, and dragged the man's hind legs desperately, but there was a huge difference in strength, and Li Chuo was dragged into Zhang's house by the man. Behind the screen wall.
"Presumptuous!" Li Chuo was a little stunned by the English class at first, and his reaction was a little slow. After being dragged into the house, he came back to his senses. poke.
"Ouch, murdered my husband." The man exaggeratedly yelled, obviously having suffered from his secret loss, he quickly squatted down and smashed the caught carp up.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Lizi shouted, why is this man's voice so familiar.
"Boss? Is that you?"
"Nonsense, it's not who I am→_→" Zhang Tao took off his glasses and flicked his long bangs exaggeratedly, with a sense of sight like that of a classmate of Hualun, full of coquettishness.
"Ahhhhhhh, boss, I haven't seen you for a day, why are you groping like a dog!"
"If you can't speak human language, don't bark." Zhang Tao stretched out his hand and pulled Li Zipa aside, making his debut in Li Chuo's field of vision.
"My lord, is this concubine's makeup still satisfactory?"
This kid is so handsome, Li Chuo thought wantonly in his heart, and wanted to take off that high-end suit for inspection, but his national self-esteem and pride kept him from breaking up at the last moment.
"You...why don't you strictly abide by the harem etiquette and go out in public dressed like this." Li Chuo asked sternly, looking up and down at Zhang Tao's appearance.
How should I put it, usually he looks like a healthy high school student. When he is not smiling, he looks like a president, but that time is rare, and he usually wears casual clothes with a hippie smile, much like after the third grade of high school. The kind of candidate who is a bit gangster and very popular with girls.
But the old saying is true, people rely on clothes and Buddhas rely on gold clothes, Zhang Tao went to the Sao, it really is the same thing, even Li Chuo, a feudal remnant, knew at a glance that he was going to enter the army The entertainment industry will definitely become popular, he obviously has a baby face, his eyes are full of drama, his almond eyes are like a deep pool when he widens, the joy, anger, sorrow and joy precipitated by the years are enough to make a person with rich experience will drown in it.
"My lord, that's not what I said. Now it's a new era, and men and women are equal. I also have my own glory and dreams~" Zhang Tao called for the equality of working women in the new era, even though he is a man.
"Isn't your glory and dream just cooking?" Li Chuo asked rhetorically. People who don't know Zhang Tao's career will really feel that he has a strong straight male cancer atmosphere.
"Recently, I have developed another side business—the entertainment industry. I have successfully signed a contract with Dynasty Entertainment. The manager promised me that I will get the advertisement within a month, and within half a year, I will be able to have a male supporting role for love. If you are angry with the male lead, the third part will be able to enter the big screen." Zhang Tao took off his sunglasses, biting his glasses leg and said, with the air of an [-]th-tier starlet all over his body.
"Hmm." Li Chuo was a little unhappy. First, his future queen went out to be seen by thousands of people. As a feudal straight man, he felt a little out of place and awkward. It goes to the sky, but in ancient times this is a music book, just like a music book that is hard to get rid of for life, it is somewhat difficult to wash away.
But forget it, Xiao promises to be happy, he is the emperor, it is quite easy to remove someone from the music register, Li Chuo has been restored, and returned to homework, which has troubled teenagers all over China On the nightmare above, this is really a prince who does not hand in his homework and is guilty of the same crime as the common people. Li Chuo thought of the small eyes of the young head teacher who was about to be forced to cry by himself. With a big schoolbag of ten catties, I went back to the main room listlessly to study those tadpole essays.
"Student, please go back to your seat." The female teacher held back for a long time before she said such a non-creative sentence. She was also anxious in her heart. In the corridors of the teaching building, there will be an iron-fisted lore going back and forth. If he still can't get it right by then, he won't have to mess around in the school.
"Master, you should tell me first..." Li Chuo was sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai, and was slowly explaining court etiquette to this young man who was about a thousand years younger than himself when he suddenly rolled his eyes and saw the flowers in the flower bed outside the window. , gurgling out of a human head.
It's the head of a carp. I don't know how this guy dug the hole. He actually dug through the vegetation in the school. Now there is a peony flower on his head, and he is killing chickens and wiping his neck there. son's wink.
"Find any seat and sit down!" Although Li Zi could not hear the voice, Li Zi's mouth shape was so exaggerated that Li Chuo could read it at a glance.
What are you doing?In other places, it’s just that the rituals are broken and the music is bad. I thought that Guozijian could still maintain the dignity that I had when I was traveling thousands of years ago. Who knows that the sacrificial wine has fallen now, let alone ordinary doctors, alas. , the hearts of the people are not ancient, and the quintessence of the country will perish.
The little emperor sighed, expressing his indignation at the loss of his own country's culture under the invasion of Europe and the United States, but he didn't remember finding a man to agree to, and it didn't seem to conform to the ancient marriage law, but this is the benefit of being an emperor, the baby doesn't care, What the baby does is a wise and powerful decision. The whole world is my boyfriend, and everyone has to spoil me. When Li Chuo thought about it, he suddenly felt that the emperor's character design was so similar to the boss in the novel.
The carp outside the window was still grinning and warning. Li Chuo had no choice but to push the "Long Shuan" in front of him and stand up. Although the teacher didn't understand the rules, he, the emperor student, couldn't follow the rules of the school. , he glanced at the young female teacher, gave her a deep salute, and then slowly rubbed back with his schoolbag.
"Student...student, please sit here."
Just as Li Chuo was slowly crawling towards the back of the classroom, a sweet-looking and lively girl reached out and patted the empty space beside her and whispered, her cheeks were as pink as a big apple.
Li Chuo glanced at her, um, in his own palace, this appearance can be regarded as the level of a rough envoy. I didn't expect that the folks still have such qualities, not bad.
"Not interested." He said coolly, and sat down in an unoccupied seat in a corner.
The girl burst into tears with embarrassment, and her dream of collecting all the top sports star boys in the school was completely shattered. The name of Lin Chiling of the Imperial College may soon be snatched away by the green tea bitch in the next class.
Don't be kidding, my alternate queen is peerless, what's the point of being a vulgar fan?The big cat is the real beauty √, Li Chuo thought with a sense of morality in his heart. When he opened the textbook for the first lesson, he suddenly felt that one head and two big ones were full of tadpole essays. Skills are used to control barbarians, and this dynasty is the best.
After a day of class, Li Chuo drifted back to the cafeteria with the help of Li Zi, with his mind full of mathematics, physics, chemistry, history and land administration.
"Uncle, are you okay?"
"No, quickly help me to go to the bedroom." Li Chuo pointed to the Zhang family's restaurant at the end of the alley, the old main room and said.
If Lizi hadn't known that this guy was a genuine emperor, he would definitely have felt that his behavior was coercion.
"Come on, if you persist a little longer, dinner will be ready soon."
Li Zi was also quite tired today, and he was not idle at all. He dug up the entire underground of Guozijian Middle School. If this was made into a cross-section, it would definitely be an authentic battle!Hey!Tunnel battle!work.
In some slightly larger underground rooms, Lizi also installed ventilation facilities and air purifiers, so that if my uncle wants to skip school in the future, he can go directly back to these small rooms to sleep and eat. Appreciate your excellent burrowing skills.
Just when the young man was triumphant, he raised his eyes and found that there was an extra nanny car in front of his house.
"Huh? The boss is picking up customers behind my back again?" Li Zi blurted out, attracting Li Chuo's attention.
"Did it stop at our door?"
"It seems so. The red lantern is still there. It's our Er Hun shop. Could it be that there are movie kings and queens coming to eat?"
In fact, Zhang Tao’s small restaurant is quite famous in the food circle of the imperial capital, and some celebrities from the imperial capital like to come here to order a table of private dishes. Of course, it is just an ordinary private restaurant, not like the one they run privately. buy and sell.
It may be that these big coffees have been passed around, Zhang Tao's craftsmanship has become a well-known secret throughout the country, and it is not ruled out that compatriots from Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan were drawn to be gourmets when they visited the imperial capital. If it is true, they will The family doesn't have to accept other business anymore.
Just when the two of them were about to reach the door of the Erhuo shop, the door of the nanny's car opened, and a tall man jumped out neatly. The man was wearing a high-end suit, and the pomade on his hair could stick to death A fly, with a black face covering his face, wearing sunglasses, armed to the teeth, and a valuable nanny car beside him, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a celebrity at the actor level is visiting the humble house.
The man waved his hand toward the nanny's car, signaling the driver to kneel down. The nanny's car blew its horn and drove away, leaving Li Chuo and Li Zi, master and servant, staring at each other.
"Guest officer, did you make an appointment for private meals in the Taotie canteen?" Li Zi was originally a clerk in the shop, and Shu Tonger hurried up to say hello after cosplaying.
The man glanced at him, didn't make a fuss, ran towards Li Chuo, grabbed the little emperor's wrist and was about to drag him into the room.
"Uncle! Hey, this man! The blue sky and the white sun are robbing civilian men!" Li Zi protected his eagerness, and dragged the man's hind legs desperately, but there was a huge difference in strength, and Li Chuo was dragged into Zhang's house by the man. Behind the screen wall.
"Presumptuous!" Li Chuo was a little stunned by the English class at first, and his reaction was a little slow. After being dragged into the house, he came back to his senses. poke.
"Ouch, murdered my husband." The man exaggeratedly yelled, obviously having suffered from his secret loss, he quickly squatted down and smashed the caught carp up.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Lizi shouted, why is this man's voice so familiar.
"Boss? Is that you?"
"Nonsense, it's not who I am→_→" Zhang Tao took off his glasses and flicked his long bangs exaggeratedly, with a sense of sight like that of a classmate of Hualun, full of coquettishness.
"Ahhhhhhh, boss, I haven't seen you for a day, why are you groping like a dog!"
"If you can't speak human language, don't bark." Zhang Tao stretched out his hand and pulled Li Zipa aside, making his debut in Li Chuo's field of vision.
"My lord, is this concubine's makeup still satisfactory?"
This kid is so handsome, Li Chuo thought wantonly in his heart, and wanted to take off that high-end suit for inspection, but his national self-esteem and pride kept him from breaking up at the last moment.
"You...why don't you strictly abide by the harem etiquette and go out in public dressed like this." Li Chuo asked sternly, looking up and down at Zhang Tao's appearance.
How should I put it, usually he looks like a healthy high school student. When he is not smiling, he looks like a president, but that time is rare, and he usually wears casual clothes with a hippie smile, much like after the third grade of high school. The kind of candidate who is a bit gangster and very popular with girls.
But the old saying is true, people rely on clothes and Buddhas rely on gold clothes, Zhang Tao went to the Sao, it really is the same thing, even Li Chuo, a feudal remnant, knew at a glance that he was going to enter the army The entertainment industry will definitely become popular, he obviously has a baby face, his eyes are full of drama, his almond eyes are like a deep pool when he widens, the joy, anger, sorrow and joy precipitated by the years are enough to make a person with rich experience will drown in it.
"My lord, that's not what I said. Now it's a new era, and men and women are equal. I also have my own glory and dreams~" Zhang Tao called for the equality of working women in the new era, even though he is a man.
"Isn't your glory and dream just cooking?" Li Chuo asked rhetorically. People who don't know Zhang Tao's career will really feel that he has a strong straight male cancer atmosphere.
"Recently, I have developed another side business—the entertainment industry. I have successfully signed a contract with Dynasty Entertainment. The manager promised me that I will get the advertisement within a month, and within half a year, I will be able to have a male supporting role for love. If you are angry with the male lead, the third part will be able to enter the big screen." Zhang Tao took off his sunglasses, biting his glasses leg and said, with the air of an [-]th-tier starlet all over his body.
"Hmm." Li Chuo was a little unhappy. First, his future queen went out to be seen by thousands of people. As a feudal straight man, he felt a little out of place and awkward. It goes to the sky, but in ancient times this is a music book, just like a music book that is hard to get rid of for life, it is somewhat difficult to wash away.
But forget it, Xiao promises to be happy, he is the emperor, it is quite easy to remove someone from the music register, Li Chuo has been restored, and returned to homework, which has troubled teenagers all over China On the nightmare above, this is really a prince who does not hand in his homework and is guilty of the same crime as the common people. Li Chuo thought of the small eyes of the young head teacher who was about to be forced to cry by himself. With a big schoolbag of ten catties, I went back to the main room listlessly to study those tadpole essays.
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