Gluttonous canteen

"Expansion, I'm not a computer... Wait."

Although Li Chuo still can't figure out how to talk about modern technology, he still knows the similarity between the human brain and the computer. This is mainly due to the book "Human-shaped Computer "Angel Heart", he read it several times at that time, but he didn't understand how to punctuate the title of this book, so he still has a deep impression on him.

"You old cousin, Wang Dun... can you reinstall me like a computer?" Li Chuo looked at Zhang Tao in surprise and came to his own conclusion.

"Hey, that's all fluff." Seeing Li Chuo's bewildered expression, Zhang promised not to be very happy. Maybe he thought Wang Dun was very powerful?It's not a good thing for my boyfriend to think that other men are very powerful. The big cat has a strong sense of territory, arched its back a little as if it was threatened, and said it pretending not to care.

"You little promise, do you want to break the seven-out rule again?" Li Chuojian frowned and looked at the big cat with furry hair. Although he spoke a little loudly, he still walked over and hugged him hard shoulders.

Having been a shit shovel officer for a while, Li Chuo has gradually figured out some of the body language of this humanoid monster.If you smile like a silly roe deer, and your tail suddenly pops out and wags from side to side, it means that you want to get close to you. If you are lucky, Li Chuo can still see Zhang Tao shrinking his hands and feet and stretching his body on all fours. When he trusted others the most, at this time he was so cruel that he raised his gun and mounted the horse. It is estimated that the possibility of counterattacking him is not out of the question.

But now when the body is bowed and the figure of nearly two meters has shrunk to 1.6 meters, it is basically worrying about fear or planning to hunt. It is not a positive body language anyway, and it is urgent to shovel Only the shit officer went to caress the big cat to regain its peace.

If left unattended, once Zhang Tao is in a state of bombardment, it will really be like what Wang Dun said just now.

"Hmm." Sure enough, Li Chuo shunned his hair and scratched his neck again. Zhang Tao finally became docile, shook his head and enjoyed it for a while, dispelling the idea of ​​classifying Wang Dun as a class enemy.

"That kid still has two brushes. You don't know. Mengpoer Liangtang's family gets their goods from him, but the business at Naihe Bridge is simple, just format it, and you want to buy it. Expanding while maintaining the original memory is a little more complicated, and I will treat him to a meal in a few days and return the favor."

"That's about the same. You get along well with these people." I don't know why, although Zhang Tao always acts like a silly roe deer, Li Chuo always feels that he is very lonely. Tuan'er, if Li Chuo hugged him at this time, he would keep pushing into his arms.

When he was sitting alone, he would often be in a daze. There was a layer of deep babyblue outside the black eyeballs. One side was the sky and the other side was the ocean. His eyes filled up, making him feel no longer lonely.

What has he experienced, how many joys and sorrows he has seen, and finally he has formed such an extreme character. At the beginning, Li Chuo thought that he was just a local man who liked to take advantage of small things, nodded and bowed to people, and made jokes. It is completely unscrupulous and has no lower limit to kneel and lick others as if they are gods.

But after getting along with each other, Li Chuo gradually discovered that he treats people kindly, and his status is very low, just like ordinary people pity stray cats and dogs. Respect and compassion.

There are not many people who can talk to him, and his mind seems to be very heavy. Even Li Chuo has hardly heard him talk about his life experience and history. Maybe only Wang Dun and his cousins ​​can talk a little bit. .

"Well, it's not easy to get along well with them. Letting a few businessmen go out gave them a taste of the sweetness. Even if people's brains are like dogs today, tomorrow they will still be affectionate with brothers and sisters. Alas, these dead boys."

Although Zhang Tao said so, he was obviously in a good mood when he mentioned a few old cousins.

"Let's go back to bed." Li Chuo nodded slightly, and the big cat followed immediately, shaking its head.

……

After half a day of class the next day, Guozijian Middle School exploded. All the teachers spread word of mouth that the newly transferred delinquent boy turned out to be an all-around talented player, and all the previous rumors about Li Chuo's background all pointed to same guess

——Li Chuo is a contestant-type student that the principal spends a lot of money to dig out from other schools. He is responsible for helping the school win awards in various international academic competitions. Research funding for half of the university's projects is no longer a dream.

And Li Chuo's personal charm has also risen rapidly among the group of little kids, with excellent grades and first-class fights. Who would not want to recognize such a big brother and bend over for him in their lifetime, at least there will be no regrets in life, and the girls' brains The hole has already broken through the sky, as if seeing the three-body male protagonist, what I have to do is to read books at night, help him break through the difficulties in scientific research, and work together to save mankind.

"belch!"

The little emperor made a big splash in school during the day. Not only did he kill all the former top students, he even tutored two physics teachers who were preparing for the Ph. After school, a group of high school boys took him to masturbate, and they simply agreed and did not refuse, but the big waist choked.

"Brother, I heard that you single-handedly selected all the students and teachers in your school. You are awesome." Aaron, the junior high school boy, gave a thumbs up.

"It's easy to say, I'll bring you another plate of flowers and hair." Li Chuo's face was flushed, and he waved his hands pretending to be a gesture.

"Brother, you study so well. In the future, you will be promoted and raised properly, become the general manager, become the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life. Thinking about it, I'm a little excited!"

"Bai Fumei?" He didn't hear anything else, so he paid attention to this sentence, Li Chuo put down his half-gnawed waist, and frowned.

Is Zhang Tao considered Bai Fumei?Not white, not rich...beautiful, quite beautiful, but the tender face is in the wrong place, growing on a thick-backed body, which has a bit of the look of Lanling King, but it is another kind of cute contrast.

But no matter what, his harem has been praised by others, and Li Chuo, like all the second-year middle school boys in the imperial capital, felt that he had more face, patted his round belly, and behaved less well , quite a bit like the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove unrestrained.

"Your sister-in-law is really nice." Li Chuo nodded contentedly, acknowledging Zhang Tao's nickname of Bai Fumei in his heart. , and then transport him to South Korea for a full-body whitening, wouldn't it be enough, the mouse's kidney—what a kidney.

"Eh..." Who knew that Aaron and the others were having a good meal, when they heard the word "sister-in-law", they suddenly lowered their heads and stopped talking.

"What's going on?" Li Chuo lowered his head to compete with another group of big waists, and was feeling the pleasure of tearing his muscles and brains with his canine teeth, when he suddenly felt the dead silence around him.

He raised his head, with a piece of kidney still in his mouth, and his eating appearance evolved from the emperor's appearance of eating and watching with two eyes, to gobbled up alley strings. above the head.

"Why don't you talk anymore." As expected of the emperor, now he has almost evolved to the level of a film king. Li Chuo put his big waist on his hands, his left eye is benevolent, and his right eye is sharp. Both eyes are like laser lasers, calmly and powerfully strafing With a group of younger brothers.

This method of exerting pressure is his job. In the past, when there were any unjust government affairs in the court, he basically used this kind of cyclops to give civil servants and military generals a blow first, so that they had to come up with a plan for themselves day and night. Come on surefire.

"Brother, let me say something rebellious and immoral. When a man is out of the house, it is inevitable that his wife will be unvirtuous and his son will be unfilial..."

Aaron was born in a real Hutong family. Although he is a kid at a young age, he is a bean curd seller. Considering the psychological feelings of the leading brother, he still chose a more tactful way of speaking. After all, he felt guilty and lowered his little head after speaking.

Before A-Long finished speaking, Li Chuo jumped up and stood up as soon as he slapped the table, startling the old drivers who gathered around to drink and eat food. The one that starts the car is completely different. It literally means that those who drive a taxi rely on their strength to make a living. They simply cannot understand the anger of the middle and second-stage bears who come and go quickly.

"Brother, don't worry, this is all absurdity, it may not be true." Aaron knew that he had said something wrong, so he hurried over to apologize to him, and pulled Li Chuo to sit down, so that the elders could not see it. joke.

"How do you know?" Li Chuo held back for a long time, and the three sticks let out such a fart.

"Well, it should be... you are the only one who doesn't know." Aaron scratched his head, took out the claw machine and opened Zhalang's scarf.

The top search was the search keyword of "Xue Heng Video". Li Chuo glanced at it, shook his head, and expressed that he didn't know who Xue Heng was.

"She's the hottest girl star right now, the double actress, the dream lover of many boys in our class, alas..." Aaron had a bitter face, and he looked like he was broken in love, and he was probably a die-hard fan Son.

Li Chuo glanced at the still photos found, that woman named Xue Heng is indeed beautiful, um, if it is placed in the harem concubine, it is always possible to have the status of a nobleman just after entering the palace, but I don’t know if it is Looking at Zhang Tao is too pleasing to the eye, and looking at this actress seems to be the same.