Gluttonous canteen

Chapter 2. Dragon and Phoenix Coffin

"Fuck?!"

Zhang Tao wriggled his butt vigorously, trying to get rid of the bondage of the fairy rope, but obviously there was a clever mechanism installed in the soft but very flexible tail, and it was absolutely difficult for ordinary people to get out as long as they were entangled by it.

The bloody mouth of the beast is still closing, and it has basically swallowed Zhang Tao's entire head. As long as it closes a little bit, his head will be crushed like the elevator murder reported in the news some time ago. Lively cut off in this ancient tomb that does not want to be disturbed by strangers.

"hold head high!"

Just at the very moment, Zhang Tao made a very unbelievable movement. He opened his mouth wide in reverse, and supported it with his own skull and jaw inside the mouth of the divine beast.

The skull was rattled by the mechanism, but the beast's big mouth miraculously stopped closing, and the sound of the mechanism's walking slowed down, as if it was forever stuck at the same time point.

Blue veins popped out on Zhang Tao's forehead, his almond eyes were wide open, and his resolute facial muscles were tense. If anyone saw this incredible scene, they would definitely not think that the upper and lower jaws with such supporting force belong to humans, even the crocodile It may not be possible.

"Crack!"

Zhang Tao found the right moment, and even used his neat and white teeth to bite the divine beast's jaw in the opposite direction!

At the moment when the beast's big mouth lost its support and closed, it was supposed to bite the lower jaw of Zhang Tao's head, but was torn off by Zhang Tao with a single bite, blood pouring into the pupils.

He bit the lower jaw, neck, and head of the beast as if venting, chewing hard stones in his mouth until his mouth was full of gravel, and spat twice from time to time.

"Fuck|Your uncle, it's fine if I don't eat all the things in the world, but call you a little frozen cat to eat me?"

Zhang Tao gnawed off half of the head of the beast in one go, until the mechanism inside the skull was also gnawed off, and the tail of the beast naturally hung down, letting go of Zhang Tao's body.

"Emma, ​​where are my porcelain teeth? My porcelain teeth cost 2 yuan!"

The tomb passage was quiet, only Zhang Tao's howling echoed inside.

……

"My low coffee, ah, lives in Jiegetun~er, I'm Jiejitun... huh!"

Zhang Tao whimpered and spit out the granite dust. Without looking at the road, he was almost tripped by a knee-high threshold. He didn't stop the car, took two steps forward, raised his head again, and gasped. Take a breath.

The coffin of dragon and phoenix!

Zhang Tao shook his whisk, clasped his hands together, chanted the Virgin Mary, and leapt up.

"Get rich, a bag of sand, a house of gold, dragon liver, your brother Tao is here."

Zhang Tao jumped up quite high on the spot, and landed steadily in a standard posture of iron bridge horse stance. He twisted his buttocks and performed a "hip hit". This is a feline stunt, and tigers like to use it when hunting , don't look at it just with your buttocks, if it is a human or other animal of similar size, it will basically be smashed to death.

Bang.

The coffin lid of the dragon coffin was overturned by Zhang Tao's buttocks!

"Hehehe, don't think you can't deal with the fairy rope, this kind of head-to-head thing can't trouble me."

Zhang Tao reached out and groped inside. Sure enough, there was another inner coffin, but it belonged to Jinsinan. Compared with the sarcophagus just now, it was a piece of cake.

"Let's go."

Zhang Tao made a classic move of the Liaoning. With a little force with his fingertips, he lifted the lid of the Jinsinan dragon's coffin flat.

"Baby Dragon Gan, daddy is here."

Zhang Tao poked his head and looked inside——

He saw a man's face, eyes closed.

For many years, his appearance has not changed.

The clothes on his body were almost rotted away, only the close-fitting Gunlong suit was still neat, so that the skin on his body would not be exposed.

Because his eyes are closed, his appearance may look younger than he actually is, there is no unnecessary expression on his face, slender phoenix eyes, thin [báo] lying silkworms under his eyes, a straight nose bridge, and the corners of his mouth are slightly raised He is upturned, but his thin lips are pursed together. He may be serious when he is not smiling, but he must look good when he smiles. His sharp chin is slightly retracted. Although the neckline is high, it still reveals a slender neck. His skin is thicker than that of ordinary men. To be fairer may be because I have never worked hard.

tick.

The man's handsome face was stained with an unknown liquid.

Suck.

Zhang Tao was taken aback and swallowed his saliva, only to realize that it was his own dick that flowed down.

He looked at him nervously, thought for a while, reached out and touched his face, and gently wiped the smudges he left on it with the back of his hand.

His skin is soft and elastic, this is an immortal wet corpse for a thousand years (don't Baidu).

Zhang Tao touched for a while, then retracted his paws, rolled his hands towards the male corpse, said "Nevermind", and even pulled out from the cracks in the outer stone coffin.

"Hey, forget it, stop making dragon livers, it's very laborious, don't you still have phoenix marrow? Hahaha."

Zhang Tao didn't know why, but suddenly wanted to cry. He looked back at the dragon coffin, sucked his nose, and lifted his crotch.

"..."

It's all because the father didn't tell the daughter-in-law to make trouble. Why did he react when he saw a man, and he was dead? It's a big deal.

Zhang Tao shook his head, trying to recall his professional ethics. At this moment, he suddenly heard a barely audible sound coming from the nearby phoenix coffin.

Hiss, hiss.

It's like the sound of someone scratching a wooden board with their slender nails!

"..."

Zhang Tao narrowed his eyes, turned around slowly, and listened intently with breathless concentration.

There is no sound.

"Huh, thinking too much."

Just when Zhang Tao breathed a sigh of relief, the extremely heavy stone slab above the phoenix coffin was suddenly shaken away by an unknown brute force inside!

A stone slab weighing several tons flew towards Zhang Tao. If he hadn't reacted a little slower and didn't squat down immediately, he would be beheaded by the flying slab!

"Fuck? These girls have such a temper!"

Zhang Tao didn't care about his image as a sunny boy, so he scrambled and hid behind the dragon coffin, with his buttocks pouted and his head in his hands, as if he were a desert ostrich.

"You can't see me and you can't see me."

Zhang Tao murmured something while listening to the movements in the phoenix coffin.

He heard the coffin nails on the coffin board being arched out one by one, creaking, creaking, like footsteps from hell, it sounded creepy.

There was a crash, the sound of wooden boards being overturned to the ground, and then there was the sound of rustling and clinking rings, just like in ancient costume dramas, every time the vicious female supporting role is not favored The voice made by the Empress Empress when she appeared on the stage is exactly the same!

What's more terrible is that Zhang Tao's mood now is as disturbed as Zhen Huan, who just entered the palace and couldn't be beaten to death. Hearing this graceful and luxurious voice, the sixteen front teeth are fighting each other. The idea is like sending a telegram. The sound of the ring on the woman's body is even more exciting.

The rustling sound stopped behind Zhang Tao's buttocks. He felt cold all over, his scalp was numb, and he buried his head even lower.

"call."

There was a sound of exhaling from the back of Zhang Tao's neck, and immediately after that, a chill as cold as absolute zero poured into his neck.

"Alas!"

Zhang Tao bit his lips desperately, not daring to make any sound, he was so cold that tears were about to come out.

The breath behind him stopped, and there was a deathly silence. In the silence, Zhang Tao's powerful heartbeat was infinitely amplified, as if facing this absolute death zone, showing that he was the only living person, an unexpected guest, an intruder .

Don't jump, can't you?It's dead now!Zhang Tao thought secretly.

Sure enough, the breath behind him seemed to be irritated, and he blew several breaths of cold air towards Zhang Tao's head and neck one after another.

"Ha... ha... Ha Qiu!"

Zhang Tao finally couldn't control it, he just jumped up, sneezed at the thing behind him, and sprayed the tears and snot all over the thing's face.

This time he finally saw clearly, standing behind him was a woman with a phoenix crown and xiapei, her makeup was delicate, her face was pale, only a smear of mournful bright red flashed on the small mouth of the cherry, as if she had just eaten a dead baby.

The woman's eyes have been opened, and the gray-white pupils without focal length are fixedly staring at Zhang Tao, her head swaying slightly, it seems that what supports her physical body is not the internal muscles and nerves of the body, but a thousand-year-old immortal ghost with hatred .

The woman obviously didn't realize that there was a living thing that dared to spew filth on her face. She frowned slightly, her beautiful face gradually became hideous, and her thin white hands gradually emerged from the wide sleeves of her robe. Exposed, the nails on it grew very, very long, curled up, like clusters of tapeworms.

"Ha Qiu!"

Zhang Tao actually sneezed again at such a critical moment. Before the woman could make trouble, he opened his mouth wide in the sneezing posture, and bit the woman's small face with a sneez!

"Ang...Ang...Ang..."

To Zhang Tao's surprise, the woman only tapped his lips with one finger, and he couldn't bite anymore. His strong upper and lower jaws tried in vain to close, making a sound similar to the theme song of Doraemon. sound.

"Fuck! Mother and son are fierce?!"

Zhang Tao suddenly realized something, and subconsciously glanced at the woman's belly.

drum!