Gluttonous canteen

Chapter 1*Palace Lantern

The sun is shining and the cabbage has a meeting.

Next to the low wall in the courtyard, there is a row of autumn cabbage neatly stacked. In the west wing room, two men are looking at each other with their chins on their hands. They are sunny boys with melancholy eyes.

"Boss, have you thought about it?"

"Hey, I'm a two-meat shop, and I'm not a famous chef. Why does my father have to let me bring the main course for his birthday, and the other brothers can bring home-cooked dishes." The so-called boss is actually a very The young boy had a handsome face, but an unbelievably burly figure, as if he had put Huang Zhilie's face on Ning Zetao's body.

"Because you're gluttonous." The little guy looks really cute, with big round eyes, just like his body looks like he has been out of exercise for a long time. They are as round as his eyes, but he is not stupid. The stock is clever.

"Are you looking for death?"

"Boss, you can't eat me! I have an 80-year-old mother and a three-year-old brother!" the boy cried out in a tearful voice.

"Does your father have any secrets?" the boss asked with a wink at him.

"..."

"Oh, come on, it's useless to howl at home, let's go into the mountains to find ingredients." The little boss got up from the floor with a grunt, his face full of the kind of energy that is unique to young people who refuse to admit defeat.

"Enter the mountain? Boss, do you want to..."

"I've made up my mind, the main course - dragon liver and phoenix marrow!"

"Mighty and domineering!"

A few days later, at Longfeng Mountain Scenic Area in Xinmin County, Fengtian Prefecture.

"Boss, in fact, I have no objection to you coming to fight against each other, but can you not choose to be during the Spring Festival seven days."

The little guy looked at the little boss with a sad face, and the two of them stood in the pavilion on the top of Longfeng Mountain, surrounded by tourists who came to visit.

"Attention the comrades of the Little Red Riding Hood tour group. Attention the comrades of the Little Red Riding Hood tour group. This is the most famous cultural landscape among the scenic spots in this province, the Longfengshan Tomb. The tomb...but because of its implication that the dragon and the phoenix are auspicious, it has attracted people from all over the world to pray for blessings..." The loudspeaker held by the tour guide was roaring intermittently, almost spraying them all over the face.

The buddy rolled his eyes blankly, looked at the little boss, and said to himself that you are Liu Qian'er?Can you change a living person under the watchful eyes of everyone?

The little boss shrank on a seat in the gazebo, groaning and staring blankly, with a look of unloved expression on his face. Suddenly, his eyes lit up, which made the guy shudder all over. Had a bad feeling.

"Li Zi, boss, I treat you well on weekdays, right?"

The little guy called Lizi was full of grievances, succumbed to his lust, and nodded against his heart.

"You pretend to sit behind me and dig a hole slowly."

"Zhang Tao! You, you let me dig cement?!"

"Hehe, dare to call me by my first name?"

"Hey, little one, just dig."

Li Zi was full of grievances, and barely sat behind Zhang Tao, quietly took off his sneakers and smelly socks, and kept rubbing his feet on the ground. Strange to say, the place where he rubbed quickly formed a person A large hole with a wide and narrow waist.

"Emma, ​​it hurts to death, huh."

As soon as Li Zi yelled, he was kicked by Zhang Tao with a kick, and he didn't dare to yell anymore. Within ten or twenty minutes, a big hole quietly appeared in the gazebo on the top of the mountain. The ax is generally neat and tidy, even Shandong Lanxiang, a bigwig in the excavator industry, may not dig better than him.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

Li Zi wept and put on her shoes and socks, covering her feet with unusually long toes and sharp nails, moved from the back seat, and stood in front of Zhang Tao.

"Boss, you're ready."

"Oh, I'm going down, you just sit here and don't move, give me some wind."

"Little one understands."

Zhang Tao rubbed onto the back seat, his waist softened, and he slid into the robbery hole that Li Zi had just opened.

"The oil workers of our party are so glorious, wearing aluminum helmets and walking around the world ~ yayayayaya!" He shoveled Luoyang so fast, he didn't expect that the ground would be leaked when he was excited, and he was stunned out of thin air. Mouth fell in.

"Emma, ​​it's a good thing I didn't catch up with the part of the nail board, why don't I let that wicked thing become an anal fissure?" Zhang Tao rubbed his buttocks that had fallen into eight petals, and a carp jumped up. He got up, stretched out his hand, and the torch in his hand was ignited out of thin air.

"Fucking good idea!" In front of the bare tomb wall, when I turned around, I saw a woman kneeling there, showing a groveling attitude. Due to the long time, the woman's carefully combed hair was full of hair. Dust, from Zhang Tao's point of view, the woman has delicate features and a docile expression, her right hand is raised high, holding a palace lantern, and her left hand is flat on the front of her chest, supporting the base of the palace lantern.

"Oh, let me go, this is *Changxin Palace Lantern, oh no, it's already dead."

Zhang Tao shrugged regretfully at the maid, saying that he was helpless against the violent crimes she suffered from the ruling class, and hoped that she would be reborn as soon as possible and wait for bliss.

He looked around aimlessly.

"Maya! Scared the baby to death!"

On the left and right sides of the girl's mummy, a young woman with exactly the same costumes and makeup was kneeling, and on the other side of them was the same "human palace lantern", where the fire fold in Zhang Tao's hand could shine. The decorations made by women stretch without boundaries.

"Bastard!" Zhang Tao's handsome face twisted, and he severely criticized this inhumane behavior.

"Do you know that there are 3000 million bachelors in China? Including me, do you know? If there is a time shuttle..."

He babbled forward along the corridor lined with female corpses, took out the Kidney Liujia from his arms, and opened Alipay.

"Father Ma Yun! Please bless me with all the best!" Zhang Tao finally felt relieved after praying to Alipay three times out of thin air. Ma Yun is the most at ease in his heart.Putting away the Kidney Liujia, Zhang Tao had confidence in his heart, and walked on the road of feudalism construction with his head held high.

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After passing through the deep dark alley, in the depths of the tomb passage, there are three rows of six statues of taming beasts, ferocious beasts, and mythical beasts, standing there proudly. Such a tall and mighty stone statue is carved with ingenious craftsmanship, and there are always two people who are taller.

Zhang Tao is very tall. Standing at the bottom and looking up at these stone statues, he couldn't help but feel that he was getting smaller. Looking from a distance, the tame animal in front seemed to have something in its mouth.

"Hey!"

Zhang Tao stretched his waist and pointed his toes to the ground. Regardless of his size, he jumped onto the tame beast's head in a volley, and looked down from the beast's head in the posture of a golden hook hanging upside down.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

Zhang Tao covered his mouth, Jun blushed, in fact, he only yelled, but the place is evil, with the help of mountain steam, his screams were carried back and forth, as if he had met a hooligan at first glance Yes, if Li Zi heard this, his majesty as the boss would be greatly compromised.

"Emma, ​​what a wicked thing."

Zhang Tao reached out his hand to touch the tame beast's mouth, and touched a human's hair bun. He squeezed it hard, and pulled out a complete human skull from the bloody mouth. , leaving only the skin on the top of the head, with a few strands of hair on it.

Because of the remnants of the hair, in the dark tomb passage, a little bit of phosphorous fire faintly flashed in the eye sockets of the skeleton, swaying in Zhang Tao's hand with the bun he held.

"It also comes with colored contact lenses, but if you tame an animal and feed it to a human head, it's quite domineering. Brother, don't worry, I will fight against feudalism and the four olds for you in a while, and overthrow the exploiting class."

Zhang Tao said it nicely, and he threw it casually, and threw the skull with venomous eyes directly on the ground, smashed it into powder, and jumped onto the beast's head again with a cat waist.

"Sure enough, it's stewed." Zhang Tao didn't do it this time, but just picked on the big mouth of the beast, poked his head in, and there was a pair of human "off water", that is, internal organs, arranged neatly inside. The way is exactly the same as their position in the human body.

"Ami Tofu, my brothers rested early, today is Valentine's Day, I wish you... well, find your own fire as soon as possible."

Zhang Tao shivered cleverly, took a step forward and jumped straight to the head of the beast.

There was nothing in the mouth of the beast.

"Huh? Who designed this tomb? It's not rigorous..."

Zhang Tao twirled the non-existent beard, grabbed the beast's mouth, and was looking inside to see if he could find a few beads. At this moment, he suddenly felt a little itchy around his waist and eyes.

"Hey, don't make trouble."

Zhang Tao laughed dryly, and suddenly realized that something was wrong. Apart from him, there should be... no living things in this place.

He trembled all over, and when he looked back, he saw something wrapped around his waist, it was still fluffy!

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

His body struggled instinctively, the thing seemed to be alive, it was tightened all of a sudden, and then wound several times, fixing Zhang Tao's entire upper body above the bloody mouth of the beast!

Due to the change of sight, Zhang Tao finally saw clearly that the thing that dared to entangle him quietly was the tail of a divine beast. This is a very powerful mechanism called the Immortal Binding Rope.

"Fuck?"

Just when Zhang Tao twisted his body vigorously and wanted to get away, his head was continuously pressed down by the fairy rope, and it was directly sent into the bloody mouth of the beast. What's more, Zhang Tao was struggling. It seemed to hear the sound of something moving.

The mouth of the divine beast is closing at a speed imperceptible to the naked eye!