Gluttonous canteen

"Hey, man, I didn't mean to have a date!"

Zhang Tao lay on the edge of the cliff, took a deep breath, and shouted.

Li Chuo had never seen such a full-bodied person, even louder than the voice of the ceremonial officer beside him who had received lung capacity training all his life.

The entire valley resonated amidst Zhang Tao's shouts, and the mountain where they were hiding even trembled slightly.

"Boss, keep your voice down! You forgot that the last time you howled, it caused an earthquake... Huh?"

Li Zi ran over to remind Zhang Tao that he saw the so-called "person" they were struggling with right away.

"Hahaha, Boss, you also have the time to drill eyes, that is not human." Li Zi said with a smile, obviously proud of finally defeating Zhang Tao in terms of professional knowledge.

"Speak out, and I will spare you from dying."

Zhang Tao didn't care at all, he grabbed Li Zi's neckline, and easily threw the boy's body out of the cliff, leaving only a little bit of tension on the collar.

“啊啊啊啊啊老板饶命啊，我说我说，那个不是神道碑吗？”鲤子四脚腾空，出于动物的本能赶紧蜷缩成一团儿，双手也紧紧地捉住了张涛的手腕， Repeatedly begging for forgiveness.

"Hey? Really, why didn't I see it."

Zhang Tao waved his hand, threw the carp back behind him, and looked under the cliff with his head. It was really the statues of the courtiers on both sides of the Shinto stele. Because of the relationship from top to bottom, you can slightly see the wat boards in the hands of the statues of the courtiers.

"You little bastard is quite clever."

"Hey, I steal holes every day, and my eyesight is more accurate when I see things from top to bottom. Huh? Someone is here."

Carp is more sensitive to the vibration of the ground and the smell of animals. Although no one has passed by, it still feels the smell of strangers approaching.

"No way? Did you meet your peers?" Zhang Tao was a little depressed. The only burial object was of no use to them at all, but if they were really traveling together, it would be a bit troublesome to delay his purchase time.

"Hide first." Zhang Tao hugged Li Chuo as soon as he stretched out his hand, and they hid in the bushes.

Whoops, whoops.

Gradually, the sound of blowing, blowing, and beating sounded on the winding mountain road.

"Fuck? What the hell is this?"

"Is there a villager's family getting married?"

"You kid, your family got married and came to the top of the cliff to make arrangements?" Zhang Tao rolled his eyes at Li Zi. Everyone said that things can become fine if they live for a long time. Why does this guy's brain shrink as he lives longer?

"Hey, Boss, if you agree to lend me money for me to marry, let alone on top of a cliff, even behind Yinshan Mountain."

"Shh, they're here." Li Chuo pinched the waist of the master and servant, and both of them shut their mouths obediently.

Today's journey has been tossing for most of the day. It was already two or three o'clock in the afternoon when they reached the summit. Chui Chui Da Da, a strange red came out.

"God, it can't be a ghost marriage, right?" Zhang Tao shuddered all over.

He has been running a shop in the imperial capital for many years. Although most of the marriages were done in the middle of the night when he was a child, according to the customs of modern people, it has long been changed to not getting married after noon, especially the first marriage. The ceremony will be held after noon It would be considered unlucky, why did this family choose to send off their relatives at sunset? After all, this is a cliff, where are they going to send their relatives off...

The strange red was slowly getting closer and closer along the winding mountain road, and when it was getting close, few people could see it clearly.

In the front is a band of wind and percussion, with everything from shengguandixiao to playing festive and peaceful music, and behind it are the women sending off their relatives, holding a small sedan chair with a tall horse beside it.

Both Zhang Tao and Li Chuo knew that the horse was for the bridegroom to ride, but looking around, there was not a single young man in the team.

"This team is not right." Li Chuo said softly.

"Well, let's see."

The team was walking forward, as if everyone didn't know that there was a cliff not far ahead, their faces were still brimming with happiness, and they seemed to be slightly drunk. The drummers had retreated to the sides, still playing joy To the tune, the four bearers carried the sedan chair and walked towards the edge of the cliff without any hesitation. Judging by the posture, they simply wanted to throw the sedan chair directly off the cliff.

"Stop!" Li Chuo yelled and stood up.

"→_→"

Zhang Tao looked at him speechlessly, and showed up helplessly, because he knew that the send-off team had already discovered them. Everyone stared at this handsome man who suddenly appeared from the bushes in a daze. The Xigeer also disappeared, and the drummers stopped playing and looked at them with hostility.

"Who made you stand out?" Zhang Tao secretly gave Li Chuo a hand.

"Since I'm still alive and haven't abdicated, I'm the Son of Heaven. I'm the emperor. How can I just watch them hurt my people!" Li Chuo raised his head and chest with a fearless face. said.

Can you feel sorry for the people who give you food and let you sleep in vain?Zhang Tao slandered, and turned to the villagers who were gradually gathering with a smile on his face.

"Fellow villagers, don't get me wrong, we don't beat people, and we don't grab food." Zhang Tao said cheerfully.

"Boss, were you a traitor during the Anti-Japanese War?"

"Traitor, you're paralyzed." Zhang Tao kicked Li Zi with a kick.

"Are you reporters?"

A woman who was seeing off her relatives came over from the sedan chair, and looked at these young men with a lot of vigilance. That's right, those in the entertainment industry in the city are all dressed like this, and those two are quite simple and honest. , this long-haired one is definitely right, and has a pair of peach blossom eyes, tsk tsk, so handsome.

The sister-in-law kept staring at Li Chuo, and suddenly Zhang Tao's big face appeared in front of her eyes.

"I said big sister, don't keep staring at one person, we both look good." Zhang Tao pushed Lizi to him again.

"The young man is quite good at talking." The sister-in-law is in her 40s, and when she was called a big girl, she immediately smiled.

"Aren't you reporters? Reporters came here to harass the villagers a few years ago." The sister-in-law took a look at their equipment, and it really didn't look like a reporter. They didn't have long | It is a donkey friend who has sprung up like a dog peeing moss in recent years.

"We don't do that kind of thing that strikes five thunderbolts." Zhang Tao waved his hand, expressing that he is definitely not a prostitute.

"Oh, then you are here to travel, and you have heard about it. There have been a lot of people who have come to see it recently. There are some environmental protection, and there are also students. Hey, let's see, you can't take pictures." Zhang Tao waved his hand in a very stylish manner, just like Jin Wenling's manager, who was not allowed to take pictures without permission.

"Big sister, we didn't come to watch your village to see off your relatives, but where are we going to marry? You can't marry a mountain god, right?" Zhang Tao touched the sedan chair behind his sister-in-law, thinking that this girl is quite calm. You have to hold your breath. After talking for a long time, the real master came out to make a fool of himself.

While Zhang Tao was chatting with his elder sister-in-law, Li Chuo was not idle, he seemed to be strolling casually, and he was a yellow flower fish, and walked beside the sedan chair as he walked.

When the bearers saw the woman sending off their relatives flirting with Xiao Xianrou, they also put down their picks and rested for a while. They didn't notice Li Chuo. He quietly walked to the side of the sedan chair, and suddenly he smelled a familiar smell.

It was a rotten smell, similar to what he smelled when he just woke up in the tomb passage. The rotten smell of green onions mixed with mud was the most primitive call of Mother Earth to her people.

It's funeral.

Li Chuo watched all directions with his eyes and listened to all directions, and with the speed of thunder and the jingle of bells, he lifted the red curtain of the sedan chair.

Leaning inside was the body of a girl——.

Although her face was still covered with a red hijab, judging from her stiff body and the pair of withered hands and claws exposed outside the wedding dress, it was clearly a not-so-fresh corpse. No wonder there was a smell of mud around the sedan chair Well, this girl was probably dug out of the cemetery after she was buried!

"Zhang Tao, there are dead people in the sedan chair, there is something wrong with this team!"

Li Chuo yelled, making the bearer closest to him tremble with fright, and looked at him reflexively.

When Li Chuo was the emperor, ancient China was standing at the highest peak of the forest of nations in the world, and its gdp accounted for 80% of the world's gross product. It was the sense of sight of the ancient American president. Preemptive attack strategy, obviously the bearer didn't think about it, but subconsciously made a defensive action, he stretched his long legs, a standard upturned stool, sent you away thousands of miles away, and kicked that person out two times Thirty feet away, only a few steps away from falling into the bottom of the cliff.

"Hey! How did you hit someone?"

The bearers on the side were all panicked and gathered around one after another. Li Chuo bowed to avoid a fist that was greeted by a bearer. , another sweeping leg, kicked on the head bone of the person who was sneaking behind him, and then rolled on the ground, a carp jumped up, stretched its waist to an arc that ordinary people could not imagine, and kicked backwards Zijin Guan directly kicked the mandible of the last bearer, and with a click, the man's jaw was kicked off by him.

Li Chuo turned around neatly and froze there, surrounded by men who had been knocked down by him.During the fight, his high ponytail was loose, and his long hair was entangled in the wind like a fire.He looked at Zhang Tao with an attitude of warning his companions and condescending in his eyes, the majestic CEO Shou, who did not invade the girly young man.

Zhang Tao: "..."

Carp: "..."

"Boss, I want to ask, actually... after we came back from Longfeng Mountain, haven't you touched my uncle's waistband yet?"

"Well, I just realized that he is actually very merciful to me." After answering Li Zi's question, Zhang Tao touched his chin subconsciously, and there was a hallucination of pain there.