Gluttonous canteen

"Oh, you little brother, you are so handsome, why do you beat people without asking indiscriminately?" The sister-in-law next to her was still in shock, and when she recovered, she realized that Li Chuo had misunderstood something when she saw the things in the sedan chair.

After flirting with Zhang Tao for so long, she decided in her heart that he was a simple and honest young man, so she hid behind him and Li Zi and said, "Your friend is so reckless, you kill him without asking."

Zhang Tao quickly tried to comfort him with an apologetic smile, saying that he has been very restrained in modern times. If a disagreement killed your whole family before he was laid off, it would not be impossible for eighteen generations of ancestors to dig out the bark and peel the weeds.

"Big sister, my friend...he has a strong sense of justice, so please tell me what's going on, otherwise he has a violent temper, and we two meek and good people can't restrain him."

Lizi rolled his eyes, glanced at Zhang Tao, and said to himself, just fool around, you are still a good people, you are a good people terminator.

"Hey, young man, don't do it anymore. You look at our team as if sending off relatives. In fact, it is the wind funeral team in our village. Hey, we are not breaking the law. The wind funeral team in our village Burial customs are protected by regional statutes."

The elder sister-in-law had obviously been harassed by reporters or other environmental groups before, and she spoke the official language quite smoothly.

"What? Is there still a wind burial?" Zhang Tao stared blankly at the beaming team. It didn't look like a funeral.

"The eldest girl who was not out of the pavilion has passed away. It is such a gift. I hope that she will enter the mountain with a clean body and become the wife of the mountain god, so that the people of the side will be blessed with good weather and peace."

It turned out to be such a thing, no wonder the sister-in-law thought they were journalists or environmentalists, maybe because this kind of burial is too old and mysterious, just like a sky burial, it will attract some people who don't know the situation to come and watch from time to time.

"Ahahaha, it's all a misunderstanding, Li Chuo, hurry up and apologize to my brothers." Zhang Tao winked at Li Chuo.

Although the child is muddled, he was also a good hand at governing a big country when he was in office. He had a steelyard and a bowl of water in his heart, and he would never take it seriously when he was wrong. The bearers who were beaten up with bruises and swollen faces helped them up, and patted the dust on their bodies thoughtfully. The one whose jaw was kicked off by him, Li Chuo stretched out his hand and pushed it up, fixed it, and smiled at him. Smile: "I'm sorry, I'm fine now."

Villager A has bent.

Zhang Tao frowned and looked at Li Chuo's discharge, but he couldn't intervene. After all, he was the one who told him to comfort him. the shock.

"Oh! It's Grandpa Mountain God manifesting his sanctity!"

The woman beside her started yelling, and those people in the sending-off team heard her words, and all of them showed horror expressions on their faces. The skirts were thrown on the ground like rags, and they didn't care at all that they were wearing cotton printed long johns. The bearers endured the pain of being beaten all over by Li Chuo. They fled in all directions in the opposite direction from the cliff.

"Run, juniors!"

The sister-in-law who got acquainted with Zhang Tao did not forget to turn her head to remind Zhang Tao and the others during the escape, but when she turned her head, she seemed to see a ghost, and she didn't care about these little fresh meat, her legs in long johns seemed to be stepping on the wind Like a steamer, it went forward desperately and dissipated in the wind.

"What's the matter? Lizi, did I show up? Why are they so scared?"

"No...hey?" The boy turned his head and looked at the direction behind Zhang Tao, his big eyes that were originally watery now became even more rounded.

"What's the matter?" Zhang Tao followed the direction of the boy's finger and looked back.

The originally empty cliffs have almost disappeared. Clouds grow in the northwest and fog grows in the southeast. Thick fog rises in the entire Grand Canyon, giving people the illusion of passing through the sea of ​​clouds when the plane just takes off and begins to climb.

"Clouds follow dragons, wind follows tigers." Li Chuo watched the thick fog warily, stepped back a few steps, and stretched out his hands to block Zhang Tao.This mist is strange, and it is simply too big. The density looks like a blossoming cotton, as if you can pick a nearly solid flower with your hand.

"But how can there be dragons in this world? Oh no, you are..."

Zhang Tao tilted his head to look at Li Chuo, and was moved by his act of protecting the calf again. He turned around to him, grabbed his hands, pressed his wrists and stuck them around his waist, opened his arms, and waved. Out of the classic Titanic posture, shouted: "I am the king of the universe!"

His vigorous and majestic voice echoed between the cliffs, causing the gravel on the rock wall to break and slide, making a rattling sound.

Just when Zhang Tao squinted his eyes to cosplay Little Li, suddenly, without warning, a sticky wriggling thing shot straight out from the depths of the sea of ​​clouds!

The thing was as thick as a person. It tossed in the sea of ​​clouds, appeared and disappeared, and then suspended in the air in a state of being involuntary. It bowed the cylindrical limbs to an unimaginable angle, and with a "whoosh", Like an arrow that left the string, it shot towards the edge of the cliff where the few of them were hiding.

"Killer!" Zhang Tao was still the winner of the cosplay statuette one second, and jumped out with his arms around Li Chuo the next second. He didn't think about Li Zi behind him at all, but Li Zi had already gotten used to his black heart. The potential of the capitalist has long been firmly grasping his belt, trying to evacuate with the large army.

"Crap!" Zhang Tao yelled.

It's a pity that a few people still couldn't escape the love from the deep sea. The huge limbs smashed down overwhelmingly with the momentum of sweeping thousands of troops, and snapped off the cliff where the sedan chair for the ghost marriage was located. !

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

Just at the critical moment, Zhang Tao's jumping ability beyond ordinary people showed an unprecedented level. With Li Chuo and Li Zi, two big living people, he jumped to the other side of the interrupted rock abruptly. The jump was more than ten meters long, and the huge impact knocked the three of them apart, and they rolled a few times on the spot before coming to an awkward stop.

"Huh, it's dangerous." Zhang Tao got up with a grunt, and looked for Li Chuo all over the place. The smoke and dust dispersed, and finally found him a few meters away.

"That one just now, is that the mountain god they said?" Li Chuo looked back at the bottomless cliff, only to realize that although they escaped such a long distance, they were still on the edge of the cliff, because just now The place where the bride's sedan chair was placed at the forefront has been swept away by that huge limb.

"Unexpectedly, the folk customs in this place are quite civilized, even humans and beasts are acceptable." Zhang Tao shuddered all over, wondering what the villagers would think when they knew what happened to the girl, but maybe for thousands of years, this ancient village has always been They all know what happens to the girl they presented, alas, Journey to the West in reality.

"Boss, you and uncle are human and beast." Li Zi kindly reminded.

"Fuck off." Zhang Tao made a gesture to kick him, but Li Zi quickly hugged his head and pouted his butt, looking like a pangolin who has been wronged.

"Is it good that we are orcs?" Zhang Tao thought for a while and quickly retorted.

"Then what should we do now, the so-called mountain god was alarmed, we..."

In the middle of Li Chuo's words, without warning, his body sank!

"It happened!"

He looked down and saw that his ankle had been entangled by a limb as thick as a bowl at some point, it was black and sticky, and there was an indescribable nausea.

"Hmm..." Li Chuo immediately arched his body, knelt on one knee to stabilize his center of gravity, and stretched his hands beside him, as if trying to find some fulcrum for strength.

It was too late to say it, but when he just squatted down, that thick limb suddenly exerted force, and immediately rolled up Li Chuo's body in mid-air!

"Li Chuo!"

"Don't come here!" Li Chuo only had time to shout in mid-air, and was instantly dragged into the abyss by that limb!

"Take care from above!" Zhang Tao turned his head and shouted at Li Zi. In this posture, he tapped his toes on the cliff wall, and even made a "two" gesture to Li Zi, and followed Li Chuo directly. Jump down.

"Boss! Boss!" Li Zi yelled and ran to the edge of the cliff. The dense fog below made it impossible to see anything clearly.

"Boss! You died in a miserable state."

Li Zi howled twice, and immediately covered his mouth. Forget it, since he opened this shop, the boss has always had a halo of being a hero, so he should wait with peace of mind.

Or, why not take the opportunity and run away?Go back to the imperial capital and get back your own contract of sale, and then escape to a foreign country with a package, get a salary from Saudi Arabia, live in a British house, wear a Swiss watch, drive a German car, take an American plane, drink French red wine, Eat European seafood, smoke Cuban cigars, wear Italian leather shoes, watch Austrian operas, take care of Filipino maids, buy Russian villas, have Israeli bodyguards, take Turkish saunas, marry Korean wives, and have Japanese mistresses , is also a good choice, Li Zi thought secretly.

Li Chuo was dragged under the cliff by that shiny black body. The fog was thick and he couldn't see anything clearly. He could only feel the wind whistling in his ears, proving that he was falling very fast.Suddenly, he felt a more powerful airflow passing from top to bottom, forming a sense of oppression brought by the dive, that feeling... as if some huge monster was coming from directly above him. Seeing a free fall, it was as if it was about to fall down.