Gluttonous canteen

"Fuck? Are you playing with me?" Zhang Tao looked in the direction of Li Chuo's finger, and was immediately confused.

What's going on, someone dares to provide him with false information, is this impatient?He also pointed the place to the bottom of a cliff, which was a proper demonstration: "I won't tell you if you kill me, jump off the cliff if you have the ability."

"Jump your grandma's third grandson!" Zhang Tao drew a table shape in the air out of thin air, and lifted it out as soon as he raised his hand.

"You little bastard who doesn't want your face, you're mad at me!"

"Who are you scolding?" Li Chuo had been with him for a while, knowing that this national curse was usually used on young boys, so he couldn't help but look at him vigilantly.

"Uh, of course I'm not talking about you, the Holy One." Zhang Tao hastily explained.

"Oh... um? This person you know is also a man? Is it younger than me?"

"..."

"Uncle, you think too much. What our boss said is a dead man."

"Oh, what a coincidence, me too."

"..."

I didn't expect you to suffer like this... Zhang Tao thought secretly, but Li Chuo has a sense of crisis about his belongings, which means that he cares about him, doesn't it?Zhang Tao became cheerful again.

"Carp, Fushi."

"Ah? Come again? I won't help you." When the boy heard that he was going to support the spirit, his face changed in fright. The feeling is definitely not particularly pleasant.

"I didn't ask you to help me, you came to be a ghost."

Zhang Tao tapped a torreya on his head, and said to Li Chuo, "Let's hold his arms on both sides."

In the dynasty when Li Chuo was in power, Buddhism and Taoism both rested, and they were both state religions, and each other had its own strengths and weaknesses. Therefore, the [-] generations of monarchs practiced alchemy and Taoism. It's just the poison of feudal superstition, but I have some knowledge of the ritual of Fushi.

"Which immortal do you want to invite?" Li Chuo inherited Zhang Tao's traits of a black-hearted capitalist. He didn't listen to Li Zi's resistance at all, and directly grabbed his other arm. His physical strength was already very strong for a teenager of this age. It's tough, and it's almost as good as Zhang Tao when it doesn't use brute force, pinching the carp and screaming.

"Uncle, why did you learn from the boss!" Li Zi didn't think of a problem at all. When Li Chuo was alive last time, he was a feudal lord, and his heart was much darker than that of a capitalist. Zhang Tao still covered his face. It's a tender veil, he usually means it's true.

"What are you asking for? They're all little frozen cats, just say hello, Zhou Daizhao, come out!" Zhang Tao yelled impatiently. Rolled over.

When he woke up again, his face sank like water, he looked around for a while, and when he saw Li Chuo, there was a little wave in his eyes.

"you……"

Li Zi's voice has also changed, it is no longer the lively and tall Jingbai that the boy has not completely changed his voice, but is much deeper and restrained.

When Li Chuo saw him, he also thought it was amazing. It was still Li Zi's pretty but uncharacteristic face, but for some reason it suddenly became dignified and elegant.

"Hey, the master is here, who told you to look at him!" Zhang Tao roared, and the possessed master was obviously very afraid of him, and immediately lowered his eyes and turned his head away.

"Why did your lord call me?"

The man's voice was deep and frustrating, reminding Li Chuo of many famous officials who had assisted him, those brothers and brothers who had competed bloody with him, and even his father.

Under the plaque of being upright and upright, they suppressed the youthful and incomparable elegance that they used to be like themselves, and were forced to wear masks that could never be taken off in their lifetime. They lived delicately and elegantly, gentle and restrained, but gradually The last trace of vitality is gone, like a beautiful marionette in the Forbidden City, it is just the mouthpiece of an empire, a tool for ruling the country.

It was Zhang Tao who took off the mask for him when he had his last breath and turned him into a living man.

Li Chuo looked at Zhang Tao affectionately. The other party did not receive his flirtatious swordsmanship at all, and unceremoniously stretched out his finger to poke the forehead of the gentle man and said, "You little bastard, there is such a big difference between the two of us." How dare you lie to me? Believe it or not, I just fished you out from the back of the Yin Mountain and put you in a frying pan for breakfast?!"

Because of being too excited, Zhang Tao was frothing all over his mouth, and he lost a lot of points for that handsome face, and successfully made Li Chuo look away in embarrassment, and began to reflect on himself, whether the beautification of him just now was a bit too much Yes, it seems that Weibo is right, every single dog lives for a long time, and will always meet a really blind boyfriend.

"My lord, I didn't lie to you. Back then I...was a wind burial."

The man's tone was still gentle, and he was completely calm about Zhang Tao's threat, like a shipwreck who had completely lost the will to survive, and his expression remained dazed when he saw the search and rescue ship.

"Forehead……"

Zhang Tao is a messy person, but he is reasonable, and he will not really embarrass people who have not made mistakes. This time, it is obvious that he has no right to speak without investigation, and he misunderstood others.

"Ahahaha, my little guy must have taken the wrong map. I'm not mentally prepared, so don't be surprised. Then what, if you have nothing to do, you should rest first."

Zhang Tao raised his hand and made a gesture of snapping his fingers.

"Your Majesty..."

The man's tone suddenly became turbulent, and he raised his head to look deeply at Zhang Tao.

"What you said, is it true?"

"It is necessary, you have been behind Yinshan for so long, you should know my reputation."

"Hey." The man's tone softened, and there was a smile on the corners of his eyes. Although he was handsome, he smiled peacefully.

"Go back, go back, don't worry."

Zhang Tao slapped his fingers in front of his eyes and raised his eyebrows slightly. He was like Huang Zhilie from the fighting world, and Li Chuo was so handsome that his whole body shuddered.

"Emma, ​​my old intestines and stomach."

Li Zi broke free from the restraints of the two people, ran several meters, and jumped up. It seemed that the feeling of being depressed was really uncomfortable.

"Zhang Tao! Why don't you let yourself go, why is it me every time?"

"You Biao? I'm a god, I'll kill the Jade Emperor, okay? Damn mentally handicapped."

"Um, that's right." Li Zi nodded.

"Speaking of which, I haven't asked you to settle accounts yet. What map did you check and said this is the Great Plains? I said why it was so difficult to walk and finally used cattle. If the Plains can be reached directly by plane, let You have been deceived for so long, and you have offended someone's informant." Zhang Tao cursed and found the map in his backpack.

"Lizi! This is a fucking map of the Classic of Mountains and Seas! How many times have I told you to prepare it for me after the founding of the People's Republic of China? Do you understand what it means to be a vicissitudes of life? They have only been buried for hundreds of years, okay?" Zhang Tao glanced at the roll of yellowed bamboo slips he took out from his backpack, the corners of his mouth twitched, he raised the roll and drew it towards the boy.

"Hey? Ah... Seeing how time flies, I look back at the past. I used to be an ignorant teenager, and I used to live like years. I am so ordinary, but so lucky. I want to say thank you, every day in my life~ oh~" Lizi sang a song while running away from Zhang Tao's pursuit.

The map of Shan Hai Jing... the age of mythology is Li Zi's childhood?Then how many years have they lived, and what the hell is Zhang Tao?

Li Chuo was a little powerless, so he sat on the ground to calm down his emotions. He thought that his identity as a thousand-year-old rice dumpling was enough, but now that he thought about it, this boyfriend seemed to have a lot of background.

……

The two running on the cliff seemed to have had enough fun, and they all ran to Li Chuo and sat down. Zhang Tao dug out the mineral water bought along the way from his backpack, unscrewed the bottle and handed it to Li Chuo.

This guy is pretty good, forget it, he is a dead man anyway, don't care about his age.Li Chuo felt quite warm in his heart, and was about to reach out to take the bottle.

"Hey, wait a minute."

Zhang Tao suddenly remembered something, and halfway through the bottle, he withdrew his hand again, brought it to his lips, and spat into it with a "bah".

Li Chuo: "..."

Carp: "..."

"Here, drink it." Zhang Tao smiled like a sunflower, and handed the bottle back to Li Chuo. Li Chuo saw with his own eyes that his saliva was still floating on the mouth of the bottle.

"Disgusting?" He looked away a little embarrassed.

"What's the matter, aren't you weak, I'll make it up for you." Zhang Tao didn't understand the source of his reaction.

"No, make it up yourself."

After a lot of fuss, Li Chuo's original nausea and vomiting symptoms have been relieved a lot, and now he started to writhe in his chest again.

"Boss, I think my uncle may be the one who wants to kiss." Li Zi poked Zhang Tao's back waist and eyes, and kindly reminded him.

"Oh oh oh, I should have said it earlier." Zhang Tao leaned over to kiss him.

"No, I'm fine, you can swallow it yourself." Li Chuo pushed him away, ran to the edge of the cliff and retched.

Halfway through vomiting, he suddenly stopped.

"I... seem to have vomited on... someone's head." Li Chuo turned around and said apologetically.

"Isn't it? This is a scenic spot? Damn it, and you have to be fined." Zhang Tao cried with a small face. His money was like wearing a rope on his ribs, and he took every penny with him. Bloody muscles.

"This is...?" Zhang Tao lay beside Li Chuo and looked down into the abyss below. The visibility was very good, and he could see that Li Chuo's vomit had indeed landed on a bare skull halfway up the mountain. Go up, but that person has been motionless since just now.