Gluttonous canteen

"Oh, no, why did you turn our wonderful Dream of the Red Chamber into Journey to the West? I'm not a monster, but I still eat people every day?"

Zhang Tao looked at Li Chuo with the expression that the baby was suffering but the baby didn't say anything, and he called him like a Teddy Gong. In vain, Zhang Tao has lived between heaven and earth for so long, and he can be called a walking chastity archway.

"then you……"

"Uncle, you misunderstood, our boss is sick, but you have medicine... Wow!"

Li Zi sneaked up from behind Li Chuo, and was about to explain to Zhang Tao the misunderstanding they had when they first met, but Li Chuo was so shocked that he appeared so suddenly. Subconsciously turned around, waved his hand back, the movement was too fast, he couldn't see what flew out of his sleeve, and hit Lizi in the face.

Strange to say, the thing saw the wind grow, flew a distance of not more than a few meters, and grew into a huge monster with the height of two people. The thing spread its wings, raised its long beak and let out a sharp cry , Picked up the carp with one mouth, flapped its wings, and soared into the sky!

"Help! Boss!" Carp was taken into mid-air by the gigantic bird in a blink of an eye. He was so frightened that his feet were thrown into the air, and a long, scaly prick protruded from his buttocks. The tail was wrapped around the wings of the big bird all of a sudden.

"Bold!"

Just as Li Zi got the situation under control, he suddenly heard a human voice and was startled. He walked around half of the big bird's head and looked up. There was a man sitting on the bird's back. Like a dog, wearing the clothes of a prince and king, looking at him with a calm expression.

"Ghost!" Carp yelled in fright, and struggled violently. Slippery scales began to grow all over his body, and some mucus kept secreting from them.

The big bird couldn't catch the slippery carp, and as soon as he let go, the boy fell straight down from mid-air crying and screaming at his mother!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh murder!"

Bang!

With a loud noise, the carp directly hit the ground of the compound soil in the courtyard of Zhang Tao's house.

Zhang Tao didn't even think about it, he pulled Li Chuo past him, and the two of them belonged to Huanghuaeryu, so they stood aside.

The dust dissipated, leaving only a pool of sticky things on the ground, and a mark like a salamander. After a while, the boy's crying sounded like crying in the woodshed where Li Zi slept.

"Zhang Tao! Black-hearted capitalist! My ancestors have been your buddies for generations, and I have worked so hard to serve you, but you are dying!"

Zhang Tao rolled his eyes as if nothing happened, "It's okay, stop howling, you can't die, don't come out of the cat, carefully scare my uncle."

Li Chuo looked at the traces on the ground, and then at the woodshed where the boy lived. The window was covered with a cloth curtain, revealing a salamander-like silhouette.

"What the hell?"

"It's not a ghost, it's a national second-class protected animal." Zhang Tao said mysteriously.

"Shhh, don't say it, after the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a master." He added another sentence, making a gesture of poking his buttocks and scratching the ground.

"Oh." Li Chuo nodded, is it a pangolin?No wonder Zhang Tao always carries carps with him when he goes down the bucket. It turns out to be *Luoyang shovel.

He looked up and whistled at the big bird that was still circling in the sky. The big bird made a twitter and swooped down. Strange to say, the closer it got to the ground, the smaller it became. When it flew into Li Chuo's hands , shrinking into a piece of pottery similar to a ridge decoration, the carving is exquisite and lifelike, Zhang Tao looked at it, and always felt as if he had seen this object somewhere.

"Who is this birdman?"

He pointed to the big bird and the little man riding on it.

Li Chuo rolled his eyes at him, put the little thing in his pocket, and said, "This is a fairy riding a crane."

"Oh! It's the ridge ornament of the Palace Museum, the little thing that ranks first!" Zhang Tao suddenly came to his senses, isn't this the animal head squatting first on the Golden Temple?

"You...you steal something?"

"Hey, taking things from your own house is not considered stealing."

"I can't argue with that."

Li Chuo took out the small object from his pocket again and wiped the dust off it.

"This is King Qi Min. According to legend, when he was hunted down by assassins, he had nowhere to go. When he was in critical condition, a crane descended from the sky and took him to the sky to escape the crisis. That's why this statue was chosen as the first statue in the Golden Luan Hall." bit beast head."

"You are really capable, this trick has become much better than Liu Qian'er." Zhang Tao praised sincerely, and if his business fails in the future, he will let Li Chuo go to Tianqiaoer to perform, and he will have two years of soft food Take a break.

"It's not a trick. On the day we came back from the Forbidden City, this thing ran into my dragon robe for some reason. As for this mechanism, I only discovered it recently." Li Chuo also seemed to find it amazing. Playing with the handle in his hand with great interest.

"It's hidden deep enough. If the carp didn't startle you, how long would you want to hide it from me?" Zhang Tao felt a little awkward, puffing up his face.

"Why are you so narrow-minded? Didn't I just want to tell you, so that you can know that I am not a war scum." Li Chuo put the pottery back in his pocket, and gave Zhang Tao a blank look. He wanted to talk about it when he said that Xiadou was too dangerous to let him go, but in the end, Li Zi would not die if he didn't try to die.

"It's not that I'm narrow-minded, it's that I'm short-sighted, and I just fell in love with the most thieves in the world, so I have to be on guard? If you run away, I will have no home." Zhang Tao listened to Li Chuo's words Explained, and immediately smiled brightly like a silly son of a landlord's family.

Li Chuo was taken aback, and looked at Zhang Tao quietly for a while.

He has lived in this strange era for a while, and gradually got used to freedom and equality, the three views that have been ruined for him.

In the past, he was the master of the world. All men were willing to die for him, and all women were willing to dedicate their chastity to him. They were the animals he raised. There was no need for communication or empathy. He could dictate what to these people When to get married, at what age to serve in the military service, and in what way to end one's life, he is their god, the only glory in the world.

But now, no one takes him seriously. Zhang Tao got up early and set up a small stall at the entrance of the alley to sell breakfast. He went to him to ask for something to eat. He is a jumper.

Li Chuo looked at him expressionlessly, waiting for the man's skull to be crushed by the golden gourd warrior, and his brain to burst. After waiting for a few seconds, he suddenly came to his senses that such a thing would never happen again.

This strange world pays attention to giving and rewarding. If you don't give others a little favor, you can't get others to treat you well.

Only Zhang Tao still treats him like those people before, he treats him well, and he is afraid of losing him.

"What's the matter with you?" Zhang Tao looked at Li Chuo looking straight at him, and stretched out his hand to shake in front of his eyes.

"Hey!" He was suddenly hugged tightly by Li Chuo. He hugged him very hard and tightly. His behavior was no longer elegant, his expression was no longer calm, and he hugged him tightly like a child.

"what happened?"

"If I don't run away, don't hand me over to the country."

"No, no, let's live in a down-to-earth way~" Zhang Tao hugged Li Chuo softly and comforted him, thinking that he should still hand it over to the country?If the two of us walked to the door of the Cultural Relics Protection Management Office together, the Jiang Bureau would probably ignore you when they saw me.

……

Ideal is plump, reality is skinny.

Just as the group was changing from gray machine to train to car to bullock cart, Li Chuo did not hesitate to abandon Zhang Tao, cut off his relationship with him, and go out to find a job by himself.

"I...in this life...plus...in my last life...never...vomit!"

Li Chuo has already been used by almost all the means of transportation in the world, and now he is only left with his breath.

"Ahaha, persistence, persistence is victory."

Zhang Tao looked at the child with a pale face, and his heart felt like a knife was being twisted. Alas, I forgot that this child has never been out of the Forbidden City in his life, and his physique is really bad. Dizzy.

"Li Chuo, come here." Zhang Tao hugged him and leaned on the soft seat above the bullock cart, and gave Li Zi a look.

The little boy was sensible and interesting, and immediately covered his eyes with his hands.

"Well……"

Li Chuo was in a daze, feeling that he was being kissed, and he pushed him sickly.

"Don't stay here, it's not good."

But he immediately got entangled with Zhang Tao, because there was a mint-like taste in his mouth, which made him feel much refreshed immediately.

At the end of the kiss, Li Chuo almost pushed Zhang Tao on the bullock cart, got on the horse himself, and dawdled wantonly on him, making Li Zi stunned for a while. He always thought that Zhang Tao was attacking, but he also It's hard to say, isn't it often mentioned in novels? "Sit up and move yourself."

"call……"

The child finally let go of the mouthwash with satisfaction, let out a long breath, and revived on the spot full of blood.

"Guest officer, this is here... Emma! You are a young man now!"

The owner of the car stopped the bullock cart and wanted to tell them that they had arrived, but when he got out of the car, he saw the two of them embracing each other.

They were honest people in the village, and they didn't know about the affair. When they saw Li Chuo with his ponytail up high, and he was prettier than the most handsome girl in the village, he thought it was the young couple who couldn't control themselves. The uncle also came here when he was young, so there is still something he doesn't understand.

"Hey, we're here so soon." Zhang Tao blushed, let go of Li Chuo quickly, jumped out of the ox cart, paid the agreed fare, and sent the frightened uncle away.

"Yoxi, brothers, wave your arms! ... and Luoyang shovel." Zhang Tao was busy unpacking the unpacked equipment with great interest, when suddenly someone stabbed him in the back from behind.

"Gah?"

"Zhang Tao, didn't you say that there is Dou'er here?" Li Chuo looked at him blankly.

"Yes, brother's information is correct."

"look……"

Li Chuo pulled Zhang Tao around a small area of ​​shrubs, looked around the corner, and here...is a cliff, bottomless.