Gluttonous canteen

"Concubine Li Zhou...a certain year, month, day...to congratulate her on the date...the concubine knelt down in the hall, and there was no pardon for the overtime." After Zhang Tao finished reading, he looked at Li Chuo in bewilderment.

"This paragraph says that Concubine Zhou Li deliberately slowed down the process of accepting the gift during the court congratulations, causing this "concubine" to kneel in the hall for longer than the time stipulated by etiquette. This is an unforgivable crime, so she is also included Locked in another palace to guard the spirit of the 'concubine'." Li Chuo explained, then frowned again, obviously feeling that something was wrong.

"What's going on here, they are all concubines, why should they kneel?"

"Maybe the job titles are different." Zhang Tao said.

"Returning the title, do you think it's a cook exam?" Li Chuo waved his hand impatiently.

"No, just take me for example. Didn't you let me be an official woman after I just finished serving the bed? Then you climbed up all the way. If, I mean if, you have another official woman behind you, that How can the coquettish bastard not kneel when she sees Bengong?" Concubine Zhang twisted her neck and put on a frenzied face that dared to seduce my boyfriend to be careful that I would cut you into a pig.

"You are enough." Li Chuo shook his head, indicating that Zhang Tao's judgment was obviously wrong.

"Didn't you see the historical facts recorded on the nameplate? Concubine Zhou Li and this unnamed concubine are both concubines. Concubines of the same level meet each other. Even if there is a difference in dignity, they cannot call each other 'chaohe'." In the original text, it says Concubine Zhou Li. Li is a title, not a rank. This shows that perhaps there is no difference in rank among concubines in the harem of this dynasty, unlike In some dynasties, there are differences between concubines, noble concubines, and imperial concubines."

"Come closer to science." Zhang Tao admired sincerely. After the child graduates, he will consider becoming an agent for him and let him write a book at home. Well, it's called My First Half Life. It will definitely be a hit. Wait, do you want to hold another exhibition of ancient zongzi? Well, that won’t work. The zongzi in the exhibition must be stripped naked, and you can’t show your own things to others.

"What are you thinking about?"

"The concubine dare not." Zhang Tao said guiltily.

"However, wouldn't it be more miraculous if you explained it this way? You also said that Concubine Li is just a title. Since they are all concubines, it is unscientific for one to kneel down for the other."

"It's really unscientific, but as long as you think about it in another way, maybe it makes sense. What if this 'concubine' is not a concubine, but... a concubine?" Li Chuo made a bold assumption and carefully verified it, as if he didn't agree with his guess Have too much faith.

"Oh! As expected of the Holy Majesty, my lord will live forever and enjoy the same life as heaven!" Zhang Tao worshiped.

"Wait a minute, this is just my guess." Li Chuo was still not sure, he always felt that he seemed a little heartbroken for such malicious speculation.

"That makes sense, wait...is it the other way around?" Zhang Tao was also a little confused by Li Chuo's suspicious attitude.If it is said that the husband of the "concubine" is buried in this mausoleum - a certain prince, how can he have so much power to get the maids and concubines out of the palace to guard his tomb; but if this mausoleum is buried It was the emperor at that time, how could he use such cruel means to punish his maids and concubines, just to vent his anger on the wife of a brother or nephew?It doesn't make any sense.

"It feels a bit brain-burning." Zhang Tao looked at the stuffed big whites in the aisle, and suddenly felt that they died inexplicably, and maybe he couldn't figure out why he had suffered such a disaster for no reason at the last moment.

"That's why I'm not sure. If it's really the tomb of the princes, maybe the prince is actually a regent, and the emperor is just a puppet in his hands. This kind of thing is not new in the past dynasties, but If it is another situation, then..." That proves that there is an ulterior and improper relationship between the owner of this imperial tomb and one of his in-laws.

"It's like what the book said? The one who picks up the ashes, and the one who raises the younger brother-in-law." Zhang Tao said in a roundabout way.

"It's no wonder I haven't seen the epitaph and the golden seal treasure book so far. If this is the case, it makes sense for him to deliberately hide his identity." Li Chuo sighed. Easy, how much sincerity has to be buried in the heart, even between serious husband and wife, let alone this kind of secret that must never be known.

However, judging from the attitude of the owner of the tomb, he seems to respect this so-called "concubine" very much. He has never mentioned her on the surface from the beginning to the end, and even all traces of this concubine seem to be there. If nothing has been erased, if this is a suspicious tomb, he should not have to worry about being discovered by others, so what is the reason why he wants to erase the signs of the joint burial?

"Hey!" At the moment when Li Chuo was puzzled, Zhang Tao had already made a gap in the outer palace, cleared away the big whites outside, and came in through the corner door after shaking his hair.

"Let's go, I've cleared up all the roads outside."

"It's so efficient, aren't you afraid?" Li Chuo looked at the other palace outside, it was clean and spotless, but the traces on the ground were still oily, and they were all the corpse oil left by those Dabai people.

"Don't be afraid, didn't you say it? Manual adjustment." Zhang Tao patted his chest.

"Aren't you afraid that you don't respond?" Li Chuo said in a low voice, sounding like he was muttering about his boyfriend's ability to be smart.

Sigh, there are only a few people here, what's the difference? When cleaning the battlefield, that was... Zhang Tao hid behind Li Chuo and walked out the corner door. The gap between the sleeping hall and the toilet hall was very narrow. Without looking back, Zhang Tao took advantage of this moment to stride forward, and his eyes gradually dimmed. Even if he adjusted the stress response to the upper limit, the shock still exists in his memory. His opponent defeated him not with strength, but with tragedy, which made him unable to fight back and powerless to recover.

"Ouch!" Just when Zhang Tao was intoxicated by his own feelings, he suddenly bumped into the back of Li Chuo's head who had stopped suddenly.

"Oh, Your Majesty, why did you stop all of a sudden?" Zhang Tao asked in a crying voice, rubbing his red and swollen nose.

"The front door of the hall is here." Li Chuo said, and when he turned around, he saw Zhang Tao's eye circles were a little red.

"What's wrong with you? Are you crying?" Li Chuo looked at Concubine Zhang's five-year-old man, but he looked like pear blossoms and rain. Not to mention it was a bit of a contrast, and the soul of the faint king in his heart was awakened. However, it is not proper to do things in other people's mausoleums, so Li Chuo quickly took a few deep breaths to suppress his urge to drive.

"No, why are you crying? Didn't you hit your nose?" Zhang Tao was glad that he bumped, otherwise he couldn't tell.

"When did your nose become so sensitive? Is it because of the change of seasons? Remember to apply some medicine after you get home." Li Chuo still loved the big cat very much, reached out to rub his nose for him, and led him into the room. In the hall.

Compared with the sleeping hall just now, no matter in terms of size, layout, decoration, etc., there is no way to compare with the former. It really looks like what Li Chuo described, just a nanny's room with a little more luxurious furnishings. , is a residence prepared for those staff who are responsible for delivering soup, water, and changing clothes every day.

"This toilet... is too simple. I think I am a good emperor who takes care of the people. Although I practice frugality, my toilet is not so simple."

Li Chuo never forgets to bring out his great achievements, Zhang Tao rolled his eyes when he heard it, but thinking about it, he can only talk to his boyfriend, if he yelled all over the street, he would have been handed over to the state , or sent to Anding Hospital, anyway, it didn’t end well, the child used to wake up every morning from listening to flattery, but now he can’t talk casually, and he’s too choked up, so let him talk.

"Didn't you say that the side hall is the living room for the waiters? I think the building here is already very grand, much bigger than the courtyard in our house. Didn't you say that you lived in an affordable grave? What, compared to Is it big here?" Zhang Tao asked, since the ground buildings of Li Chuo's mausoleum no longer existed due to the age, Zhang Tao had really never seen the sleeping hall and toilet hall of the child's house.

"Well, it's a little bigger. My affordable tombs are very frugal, and they haven't reached [-] square meters."

"Fuck?!" Zhang Tao stopped walking all of a sudden.

"What are you planning?" Li Chuo knew that this guy would get excited when he mentioned money, so he turned around and gave him a hard look.

"Damn, do you still have the title deed?" Zhang Tao asked eagerly.

"Even if I keep it, can I still use it now? I will be handed over to the country immediately before I go out with the paperwork. Do you have a little brain? Do you think I am a professor?" Li Chuo said impatiently.

"Oh, it's a pity that I have 1 square meters. Calculated according to the average price of housing prices in the imperial capital, that is... one, ten, one hundred, one thousand, ten thousand..." Zhang Tao counted the money with his fingers.

"Okay, okay, don't howl, it's all in the past and what to do with it, the current house is not enough, even if you are given 10 square meters, how do you live, sleep in the first room for [-] minutes and listen to the noise Wake up and move to the second room? Not enough trouble."

Li Chuo stretched out his hand and grabbed Zhang Tao's ear. This money addict obviously got into the eyes of money, and he refused to take other people's gold and silver treasures when he was fighting. What.

"If you want to support your family, we can't take things that are not ours, but we can't be soft-handed if they were originally ours. Alas, but the times have changed now, let's start from scratch. I will work hard and try to save for Zhusha. A down payment, I don’t know if it’s a men’s ball or a women’s ball, it’s better to be a girl, so how much money can be saved.”

Zhang Tao was babbling about his business experience, but accidentally tripped and fell down.

"There is no great virtue, this..." Zhang Tao got up and looked down. It was a stone man with broken limbs and arms. Only the head and torso were left in tatters. Look, this is obviously a statue of a palace maid, but her face...