Gluttonous canteen

The big fish that was scared to death by Zhang Tao's work was dragged behind the passenger boat, and it went all the way, and stopped after walking for about half an hour.

"Boss, why isn't the boat leaving?" Zhang Tao asked curiously when he came out of the cabin.

"I can't go anymore. There is the famous sandbar in front of me. I am going to take a small boat to the nearby Gongfu Market to recruit some trackers to come and pull the boat. The sandbar is too big. If the big boat wants to go around the small waterway next to it, there are not a dozen of them. I can't help you." The boss of the boat had already changed into decent clothes while speaking, and ordered the sailors to prepare the boat and hire people ashore.

"How long will it take to come back?" Zhang Tao greeted from the deck.

"It's hard to say, after negotiating the price, you still need to have a meal. By the way, don't you also want to go to the sandbar to see it? It's just right to go now, and it will take half a day to get around." The boss of the boat is already sitting He put the boat into the water, raised his head and yelled a few times, and crossed the river with a flat sailor.

"There is still enough time. We will berth at this ferry tonight. We can only leave tomorrow when we have enough people. Let's go after dinner." Zhang Tao ran back to report to Li Chuo.

"No, the cafeteria sells salted fish, it tastes like your sneakers." The child frowned, and didn't want to be served by a full banquet, but the salted fish and dried vegetables made him seasick these days The problem happened again, and it was too much to eat. Finally, I ate a vinegar fish at noon. Before it was digested, it was cheaper than the bigger one, although it didn't take advantage of it.

"Hey, what should I do? It's too late to find a boat to go ashore for a meal, um..." Zhang Tao leaned on the boat and looked around, and saw the big one as soon as he raised his eyes.

"Isn't there any ready-made ingredients? That's all!" Zhang Tao said excitedly.

"It's so big, how can I eat it..." Li Chuo looked at the big fish tied to the stern, and suddenly remembered the new chapter of the text they had learned, which was changed by the bear boy: "There are fish in the North, and everyone eats them.— ——"Happy Journey"·End"

"Let's eat with everyone. There are so many people on board, and the boss of the boat is not around at night, so we can have a party on the pier. Anyway, I caught the fish, and the boss of the boat will not say anything." Zhang Tao simply incited to run away. The boat guys messed around with the other tourists.

"This..." Li Chuo always felt that something was weird, just as he was about to say something, he was babbled by the booing of other guys running the boat.

"Master Zhang, Lu'er, hey!"

"Master Zhang, the vinegar fish at noon has hooked our gluttons, this time it will be a big one."

"Oh, let's say hello to Master Zhang!"

Clap, clap, there was warm applause all over the deck. Zhang Tao bowed cheerfully to everyone, and took a few guys he already knew well to disembark and go to the pier to strip and wash the big fish that died suddenly.

This person is no one else, why is he so popular everywhere.Li Chuo stood on the deck waiting for dinner, dazed by the wind blowing from the river. Although Zhang Tao looked stupid on the surface, he actually had leadership skills, which was different from his own way of giving both grace and power. People are afraid of him, rather than people rely on him.

He has a good temper and a handsome appearance. He is already likable. What's even more rare is that he is the most reassuring to do anything if he is entrusted to do it properly.Ordinary people who don't like Uncle Ge's paralysis, there is such a person who takes the lead in doing things, he can be quick, easy and convincing, and the so-called convincing is the same thing, this kind of person looks meek, I don't know Suddenly, you become a natural leader.

Li Chuo looked at his boyfriend from a distance, Commander Zhang Luo was busy with his enthusiasm, wishing for a little angel's halo on his head, but after a long time, the halo became a crown .

"Something happened! Something happened!"

Just when Li Chuo was idle and having nothing to do, he suddenly heard a commotion on the ferry, many people were running around together, shouting something like "there is a dead person", it sounded very frightened.

Could it be that something happened to Zhang Tao?When the river wind blew just now, the ship turned an arc, and Li Chuo could no longer see where Zhang Tao was. He jumped onto the side of the ship and watched everyone running towards the gangplank. , no one noticed, he slid his waist and jumped directly from the two-story ship, tapped his toes on the lifeboat below, and went straight to Dengping to cross the water like a swallow, and soon arrived at the ferry. place.

The ferry was crowded with people, three floors inside and three floors outside. Apart from the crew on board, there were also a few locals who gathered on the pier to do small businesses.

"Zhang Tao! Zhang Tao!" Li Chuo yelled loudly. The crowd surrounded several layers. He couldn't squeeze in for a while. In desperation, he slipped his waist, jumped several meters on the ground, and stepped on the shoulder of the person in front of him!

"...!"

Li Chuo didn't see Zhang Tao, but he was stunned by what he saw condescendingly. He saw that the belly of the big fish had been cut open at this moment, and the sewage inside was cleaned up, but inside the belly of the fish, there was a whole body. There are two highly decomposed corpses neatly arranged, with both heads and feet. What is it if it is not a dead person?The two hugged into a ball. I don't know how they were swallowed. They should be close people. They hugged each other tightly when they were dying. I don't know how scared they would be before being swallowed by a big fish. Woolen cloth!

Slip!

Just when Li Chuo was in a daze, he suddenly felt his trouser belt tightened, and his whole body was pulled down from behind. Looking back, it was Zhang Tao.

"Where did you go?!" Li Chuo said loudly.

"Hush!" Zhang Tao booed at the big man at the back who was stepped on the shoulder by Li Chuo just now, and booed Li Chuo. The man looked back blankly, as if he still didn't understand What's going on, and then squeezed in to join in the fun.

"Fortunately, your lightness kung fu is good, and I struck quickly enough. He probably thought he was being slapped." Zhang Tao vomited, thankfully no one saw it, otherwise Li Chuo would have gone to science.

"What's going on, where have you been?"

"I just opened the belly of the fish and felt that the smell was not right. I took out the old intestines and the old belly and put it aside and went to the river to fetch water to wash it. Who knew that they opened the belly of the fish while I was away. It's okay, wait for me Zhang Tao pressed Li Chuo's shoulder, carried the child to the stone pier on the pier where the boat rope was tied and stopped, then turned around and squeezed into the crowd. He is big and round, more competitive than Li Chuo If there are too many, three times, five times and two times will squeeze into the innermost part.

"Hey, I said, young and old, don't panic, don't panic, this thing is not human." Zhang Tao was relieved after just one glance, and kept telling everyone not to be afraid.

"How could it not be a human being? Someone with a head and feet." Someone in the crowd said.

"Here, the tail." Zhang Tao picked up a ship's trunk and pulled the lower body of the corpse. Sure enough, there was a section of coccyx growing on the tail vertebrae of the two corpses, and the carrion on it had fallen off, leaving only a section. The joints of one section twisted and twisted, looking like the skeleton of a snake.

"Ah, could it be the monkeys on both sides of the river?" The guy running the boat suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and the sound of apes on both sides of the river couldn't help but the light boat had already passed the Ten Thousand Mountains. It seems that he fell into the water for some reason, and was eaten by two big fish with one stone.

"It's really a kind and righteous monkey. Maybe it's because they saw their companions fall into the water to rescue them, so they fell into trouble together." The melon-eating crowd shook their heads and sighed, and the surrounding audience were amazed.

"This fish must be inedible. Throwing it back into the river will pollute the environment. Brothers, let's help to bury it deep." Several guys said that they were going to come and clean it up. If the boat boss knew that his fishing boat was caught Such a weird thing, it is estimated that he will lose his temper again.

"I'm sorry, it's all my fault. I dug the hole and filled it myself. Everyone has worked hard." Zhang Tao knows how to behave, and knowing that everyone is tired, he quickly asked them to go back and rest. Also a little frightened, seeing this sturdy young man agree, he half-pushed and ran away without a trace.

"Don't expect me to help you bury it." The child saw that everyone had gone, and jumped off the stone pier as tall as a person. Although the mouth was clean, it was still cheap Rubbing over, resisting the urge to spit in his face, he came over to help.

"Don't, don't, you don't want to see these dirty things. I'll come, so don't touch your hands." Zhang Tao hurriedly blocked Li Chuo from passing.

"Don't think I don't know what you're thinking about, do you think it's not easy for monkeys?"

Well, as expected of a well-known HR in the world, Zhang Tao secretly praised her for being very transparent at such a young age.

"Don't you think monkeys in pairs are a bit strange?" Zhang Tao was indeed born with supernatural powers. He looked around and saw that there was no one around. Walk through the wasteland.

"Why are monkeys in pairs so strange?" Living in the Forbidden City since childhood, Li Chuo has developed a unique aesthetic point of view. No matter what, everything looks good in pairs, just like the golden lion in front of his house, or the palace. The five spines and six beasts on the eaves are the same.So it is not surprising that he and Zhang Tao are in a pair. After all, the paired things in the Forbidden City can’t tell the male and female at a glance. To him, as long as the appearance is similar, it can be matched, and it’s okay. She didn't dislike Zhang Tao for not being a girl at all, besides, Concubine Zhang's belly was strong and she was already pregnant with Dragonborn.

"Well, well, in fact, monkeys have relatively strong social attributes, and they are animals that pursue practicality. This is similar to humans, but they lack humanistic care, which is a highly civilized quality, so it is some……"

"Cruel?" Li Chuo immediately got to his point.

"Well, if it's penguins, wild geese and other animals, it's reasonable, but for monkeys, it shouldn't be so..." Zhang Tao said, and visually estimated that they had gone far enough, looking out from the depths of the dense forest It was very suitable to stop here before reaching the bank of the river. I found a place and released the fish. The corpses of the two monkeys slipped out of the belly of the fish in an instant and fell apart.