Gluttonous canteen

Li Chuo lowered his head and looked at the two monkey corpses that were tightly hugging each other in a touching pose. Now they have fallen apart, and he felt quite uncomfortable. It was rare that he was moved, but it turned out to be a scam in the end?

"If it's not a husband and wife, would it be a parent-child relationship?" Li Chuo asked Zhang Tao. Tiger poison is not a child. Back then, his father was so powerful and domineering, and he was always kind to children. Even a generation of emperors was like this. Not to mention a few monkeys.

"Parents and children probably won't. As far as I know, monkeys have a strong sense of hierarchy. The monkey king has absolute leadership, followed by his harem and children, and finally the other monkeys who work. Only the monkey king is alone. Talents have the right to breed, but other male monkeys do not, and if they are parents, unless one of them is the monkey king or queen.”

"What's wrong with that?"

"That's the problem. The social hierarchy of monkeys is strict. The big ones bully the small ones. The little monkeys will join the ranks after they grow up a little bit. Waiting for him to eat the leftover scum, but the little monkeys have no morals. Once they encounter a new monkey king contest, they will be very observant. If one side falls into a disadvantage, even their own father, the little monkeys will Defeating in front of the battle and attacking them in groups, they will never stop dying."

"Hmm." Li Chuo looked at the two rotten monkeys whose eyes protruded from their fangs, and suddenly felt a kind of physical disgust, and secretly moved a few steps behind Zhang Tao.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, just go to the side and wait for a while, I'll pack them up and bury them." Zhang Tao looked around to see if there was no outsider, and he didn't hide, holding the dead body of the big fish that he was scared to death tightly with both hands, He tore the big fish into pieces with his bare hands, and he tore the big fish into two halves. After several times, the big fish was cut into pieces by Master Zhang, and several large pits of similar size and depth were dug and buried.

"Yo Xi, it's your turn." Zhang Tao looked at the two monkey corpses on the ground, knowing that Li Chuo disliked them, so he dug a big hole with his back facing him, and without touching his hands, kicked one of the monkey corpses. A dead monkey kicked into the pit.

Strange to say, once one of them fell into the pit, the other rolled into it with a gurgling gurgling!

"Hey? Is it your work? Hitting cattle across the mountain?" Zhang Tao turned to look at Li Chuo with his eyes wide open.

"How can there be such evil martial arts? I'm not your old cousins." Li Chuo rolled his eyes, thinking that it was just like the TV show. When he waved his hand at the top of the mountain, the top of the mountain collapsed directly. If the ancient people Martial arts are so miraculous, why do we need atomic bombs?

"Then why did this monkey jump down too? Could it be that he heard what I said just now, so he died in love to prove that there is true love between monkeys?" Zhang Tao looked at the monkey corpses at the bottom of the pit, and found that the two were hugging each other strangely. Together!

"How can there be such a wicked thing, get out of the way!" Li Chuo actually kicked Zhang Tao away, and jumped directly into the pit by himself.

"The majesty is mighty!" Zhang Tao really admired the courage of the child, but then again, a child who went to the battlefield at the age of ten has never seen anything, human intestines and stomachs are not a problem, let alone one or two raw hairs brute.

"Huh?" Just when Zhang Tao was infatuated, he suddenly heard Li Chuo's question coming from the pit.

"What's wrong?"

"It turns out that the two monkeys are tied together by a transparent thing. This thing is very thin, but it's also very hard. It can't be pulled with bare hands." Li Chuo pulled out his soft sword from his waist and swiped. , It hit the invisible silk thread with sparks.

"Here, look, it's this thing." The child cut off the silk thread, and jumped up from the bottom of the pit with a lift, his kung fu was unbelievably handsome.

"What is this? Glass filament?" Zhang Tao could hardly see that thing with his naked eyes even if he was very close. The two monkeys were bound tightly together.

"Are these two monkeys artificially raised? But why were they thrown out to feed the fish?" Li Chuo looked down at the corpses of the two monkeys. Without the traction of the silk thread, the two corpses did their own thing this time. If they refuse to hug each other, even if they die, they will never communicate with each other.

"It's getting late, let's go back to the boat to have a meal first, and find out the origin of that fish by the way." Zhang Tao looked at the sky, and a few stars had already risen. Be in a hurry, let's get past the level of counting the number of people at night first.

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"You eat, I'm going back to the room." After finally counting the number of people before dinner, Li Chuo felt sick when he saw the salted fish and stewed dried vegetables. Zhang Tao had no choice but to agree to let him go back to the room to rest first, maybe he would have to move at night, and it would be good to sleep. He also bought bread and milk from other guys at a high price to supplement the child's nutrition, and arranged for him to go back to eat after sleeping.

"So is that fish the river god?"

"God of the river, Mr. Zhang, don't listen to the boss of the boat preaching feudal superstition, he..." The crew drank a bottle of beer, a little bit lost, but when they said bad things about the boss, they were still trembling, and looked around After confirming that the boss of the ship is not there, he continued:

"He is old and confused. He is always willing to believe what he said when he was an apprentice before. In fact, he is really just a big fish."

"Oh, how did it grow so big?" Zhang Tao saw the boatman started talking, and quickly ordered a few more bottles of beer for him to refill, urging him to elaborate.

"I heard..." The crew looked around mysteriously. Most of the people went back to sleep in the cabin after eating. Only a few scattered seats were drinking and chatting like them. No one was there. Pay attention here, and then open the chatterbox again.

"There is a fetish at the bottom of the nearby sandbar, and the nearby fish grow so fat because of eating the fetish." The boatman said with a godlike expression, his eyes staring like copper bells.

Fetish?The one that won't be mentioned is the big lotus root, the second of the three delicacies from the ground, right?Zhang Tao is happy, isn't this a match?

"What fetish?"

"It's said to be... Hiccup! Pangu's Tintin."

"Pfft!" Zhang Tao was drinking his beer with his head up, and there must have been a squirt at his words, which made their table full of colorful flowers.

"Cut!" Several boatmen hurriedly avoided, eating and drinking almost, took the opportunity to rush away, leaving Zhang Yeni Grandet to settle the bill and go back to the house.

"What about Pangu's Ding Ding? The imagination of the residents here is really good enough, but maybe someone saw the real body of a little lotus root by chance while diving. It may not be far-fetched." Zhang Tao went back to the cabin to wash his hands. Turn your face, see that the child has woken up, and tell him about it.

"Well, the waters around here are wide, and it's not new to be able to raise such a big fish. If you eat that kind of giant lotus root, it's possible to grow even bigger, but I don't know how the monkeys got here. Yes, is it also the monkey near the lotus root?"

"Could it be inhabiting the sandbar? I took a special look at that piece of land when I passed by during the day just now. Although it is called a sandbar, there are also many low shrubs growing near the far hinterland. It may be the trees on both sides of the river. The monkeys swam there to escape the summer heat.” Zhang Tao guessed that these monkeys would really enjoy it, and when the weather was hot, they even knew how to go to the small island above the middle of the river for vacation, a whole summer resort.

"It makes sense, but I don't know where that piece of transparent silk thread came from." Li Chuo was curious about the baby again, and a carp stood up from the bed.

"The roll call is over now, let's go to the sandbar to have a look." The child did as he said, got up and put on his clothes and was ready to go.

"By the way, you take the money and give some to the boatman, and ask him to prepare a boat for us."

"That's a waste of money." Zhang Tao shook his head, and quickly covered his purse tightly. He had already suffered enough liver pain from being cheated by them before, and now he was reluctant to spend money to rent a boat.

"You think it's a waste of swimming by yourself!"

"Good!"

"Uh-huh?"

……

A few minutes later, Li Chuo was slapped in the face by the flag he raised high, and the child lay on Zhang Tao's back with a pale face, hugging him tightly with both hands, not daring to move.

"Don't be afraid, I can swim steadily." Zhang Tao paddled the water with his hands and feet, with Li Chuo on his back, Li Chuo was carrying a big schoolbag, and the three black shadows swished through the water like stacked arhats. Looking at it through the dim light of the big hairy moon, it looks like three bastards who have become spirits are absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon.

"Zhang Tao, I think... there is something behind me."

Zhang Tao swam for a while, he seemed a little tired, so he lay on the surface of the water, using the waves to propel him forward, enjoying the freedom of floating slowly, at this moment, Li Chuo on his back suddenly It's fried.

"Well, is it your illusion, don't be suspicious." Zhang Tao turned his head to look at the child and smiled, but soon, his silly smile like a roe deer condensed on a handsome face.

"Maya! What the hell!" Zhang Tao's muscles tensed all over his body, and he didn't care about anything to look at. He swam forward with a standard dog planer. Surprisingly, several strange fish that were fatter than the river god they caught leaped up on the river at the same time, with huge black eyes staring round, a sausage mouth with several rows of jagged fangs, facing Zhang Tao He and Li Chuo's ass were bitten viciously!

"What's going on?!" Li Chuo was startled as soon as he turned his head, he stretched out his hand and pulled out the soft sword at his waist, holding it tightly in his hand, and asked loudly as he prepared to hold Zhang Tao's battle for a while in hand-to-hand combat.

"I don't know, maybe it's the fishy smell on my body that attracted them to take revenge? Hurry up!" Zhang Tao yelled and turned on his horsepower. The speed of the dog planing was comparable to that of a nuclear submarine, and he swam forward. A silvery white spray was stirred up on the silent river.