Gluttonous canteen

"I said no!"

"It won't be hard, just go in right away."

"No, absolutely no way in!"

"Then come little by little?"

"How is that possible? It would be too cruel to cut it!"

oops!When I came back from picking up the child, I met a couple having sex, don’t see anything wrong, don’t listen to anything wrong, Li Zi blushed, and quickly reached out to cover the ball in her schoolbag, but she didn’t know about Qiu Qiu’s ears. Where exactly.

"Jiu Mi?" Zhu Sha twisted her chubby body and squeezed out from between the schoolbag and the carp's paws, as if she didn't understand why this uncle became like herself, why the flowers were so red, why they were so red.

"I won't eat!" Li Chuo opened the door and ran out, and saw Li Zi and Zhu Sha standing at the door with dazed faces.

eat?No way, do you still want to use this method?Boss, you crazy bastard, with such a beautiful uncle, you still ruined it like this. I really look at that Houmen, who is as beautiful as Pu Liu, and the daughter of the government who is trampling, seems to be dirty, and a good young man with three views and integrity like himself keeps hitting him. Bachelor, it's really a drought, a drought, a flood, a flood.

"Cinnabar is back." Li Chuo stretched out his hand to take the ball, and the little guy grew chubby hands like fish fins. When he saw his father, he immediately opened his claws to hug him.

The two of them did not go to the next stop right away when they came back from Dead Mountain. Instead, they planned to go back to the imperial capital to recuperate for a few days. According to Zhang Tao's idea, they didn't need to pick up their children. Anyway, what they did in Honggu was long-term care. When I want to send it away again, the child will cry again, but Li Chuo is determined to pick it up, so the boy, Li Zi, has to climb mountains and wading through mountains and rivers, scratching a bloody road all the way. I feel like I have done a manicure, and my nails are about to be worn out. When it was gone, I dug into the Red Valley and took back the young shopkeeper. As soon as I entered the door, I met the couple who were having a technical discussion on difficult positions.

"Um, uncle, if you want to do something, I'll take the young shopkeeper out to play first?" Li Zi said tentatively.

"What are you going to do?! Let him do it himself! Hmph!" Li Chuo waved the sleeve of his pajamas and left with the child in his arms.

Do it yourself... That's familiar to our shopkeeper, after all, we have done it by ourselves for so many years.Li Zi shed tears of sympathy in his heart, but at least he has escaped from the army of sirens now, and he is still struggling to survive in the vast crowd, so what right do he have to sympathize with others.

"Don't go!" Zhang Tao came after him late, holding a stick-shaped object in his hand.

What?Are we all in prop play?Li Zi glared at Zhang Tao with his special face of contempt for hooligans, and was immediately stared back by the big cat's Wang Zhi's contempt, and immediately persuaded him.

"What are you doing? At this time, the wandering soul who hit the corpse came back, and it is obvious that he will succeed soon."

"Well, boss, in fact, my uncle is not a girl. That part is not specially used for that kind of thing. It needs to be well maintained and can't be messed around." After thinking about it, Li Zi decided to uphold justice and stand on the stand Seek justice for my uncle.

"Hi?" Zhang Tao's almond eyes widened, and he looked down at the big cat's hand-made cucumber seeds in his hand, and suddenly felt that the shape and conversation became suspicious.

"Show me clearly, this is my figure! It's also printed out of 3D cucumber!" Zhang Tao poked a miniature version of himself in front of Lizi's eyes, and waved it vigorously, trying hard to prove his innocence.

"...!"

Who knew that instead of being relieved, the young man looked at his boss with a bewildered expression.

Sure enough, you have held it in for too long, have you gone crazy?This kind of trick can be imagined, make yourself a stick and stuff it in, the little train is dirty.

……

After more than an hour of criticism and education, Li Zi finally understood Zhang Tao's painstaking efforts.

"Ah, I didn't want to bite off the boss's head. Hmm..." Li Zi turned Zhang Tao's figure over and looked at it carefully.

"Boss, we dry vegetables in the sun every autumn. You said that if you put your... figures on a string and put them out for drying, will they shrink in size when you come back?"

"Huh? Huh." Zhang Tao looked up at the lentils, eggplants, sweet potatoes and various dried vegetables hanging in the courtyard, and imagined a few strings of Zhang Tao hanging in the gaps, which seemed pretty good.

"Then hang it up to dry in the sun, and wait until all the delicacies are ready before cooking them in a pot."

……

Li Chuo was entangled by cinnabar, and it was not until Qiuqiu took a nap that he finally got out of the nursery, his whole body was sore as if he had fallen apart.

"Is Zhuzhu asleep?" Zhang Tao was lying idle on the kang, and when he saw him coming in, he got up and squeezed his shoulders and beat his legs to serve tea and water.

"Well, I'm so tired." Li Chuo wailed. He finally understood why the women in the palace didn't know how to take care of their own children. How did the timid girls suffer?

"I told you not to pick it up. It won't be so naughty in the Red Valley when it is restrained by the earth mother." Zhang Tao dragged the little emperor to the bed and stripped him naked.

"But I tried to swallow it just now, but it refused to die. Wouldn't it be more comfortable in the stomach?" Li Chuo snorted comfortably, and no one could compare with his concubine Zhang in terms of technique.

"It's feeling sorry for you, after all, the complexion is still not very good now." Zhang Tao pinched the side of the child's face and took a closer look, um, it was white and tender, but it lacked the characteristic cheekless cheeks of teenagers. The red apple muscle is really caused by the lack of nutrition.Although sending the child to kindergarten can eat and eat now, the previous deficit needs to be made up before it can come back.

"The back is ready, turn over and continue." Zhang Tao finished pressing the child's back and patted his buttocks to signal him to turn over.

"No." Unexpectedly, the Hunjun, who was usually addicted to masculinity, became coy at this moment, hugged the pillow under his body and did not move.

"It's not fair, Your Majesty, you have played with every inch of my concubine's skin, you can't be double-standard, dear." Zhang Tao took the child by the arm and lifted him up.

"I said no!" the child said embarrassingly, covering his chest.

"This, is it developed?" Zhang Tao couldn't understand why he was a big man clutching his chest, but he still looked flat and there was no groove at all. Even so, he was still very hot in his eyes.

"What is this? Loyalty to serve the country?" Zhang Tao's eyes were sharp, and he saw a few tadpole-like strokes on the skin on Li Chuo's shoulders. Could this guy still have tattoos?No wonder I have been working with the lights off recently. The last time I was blackened by acid rain on Cucumber Mountain, I didn’t see him. It’s been so long that I didn’t know that he still has such wild hobbies. up.

"I'm the country, okay? Why should I write loyalty to serve the country? What are you doing hugging yourself?!" Li Chuo rolled his eyes and yelled at Zhang Tao to cover up his embarrassment.

"Hold yourself and cry." Zhang Tao learned and used them flexibly, and quickly learned the common expressions of the students.

"Get out of here." Li Chuo waved his hand to signal him to leave it alone.

"Crack, creak!" Seeing that the child was still refusing to let go, Zhang Tao could only resort to his nirvana when he was fighting for the authority to attack, and stretched out his hand to poke the child's armpit.

"Hahaha!" The little emperor laughed pretentiously, rolling all over the bed.

"Well, it's still a poem?" Zhang Tao looked at the child who was twitching from laughter, stopped his hands a little distressed, and looked at the ancient poem on his chest.

"What do you mean?"

"→_→" That's right, if I knew this guy was illiterate, I wouldn't have to hide it. Li Chuo was speechless.

"Ah, it must have been brought up by Guizi Liu, this dead thing." Zhang Tao groaned, but Xiao Liuzi had already rolled away after being beaten this time, so it was more important to be the master in front of him.

"Do you understand?"

"I didn't understand it just now, but now I understand it. Wang Dun is also in the imperial capital, and our Bluetooth can detect each other now. I used him to check the meaning." Zhang Tao rolled his eyes and reluctantly accepted this knowledge point. Having learned a lot, he still likes the refreshing feeling that his mind is blank and the vast expanse of white land is really clean.

Bluetooth connection?Check it with Wang Dun?Dare Wang Dun is your iMac?Li Chuo rolled his eyes. Wang Dun's database is really good. Last time, he had already entered all the contents of middle school and high school, which helped the child a lot.

"When you live closer together, can your brains still be connected to each other?"

"I can use him, but he can't use me." Zhang Tao gave himself a thumbs up, who made him the big brother, that's how hegemonic.

"Then why don't you adjust the distance of the bluetooth to be farther?" In this way, Zhang Tao doesn't have to be confused every time he doesn't understand anything.

"I didn't need it in the past, but now we live our own lives, and we can't do anything apart from each other." In the beginning, the couple of their old cousins ​​got very close, almost living together. If it hadn't happened for that incident, nor will...

"What's wrong?" Li Chuo didn't know if it was his own delusion, but he felt that the silly roe deer had a sad expression on his face.

"No, by the way, this is made by Guizi Liu with special ink, and it can't be washed off." Zhang Tao quickly changed the subject.

"Oh, is it?" Li Chuo looked at the prophecy on his shoulder and didn't say much. Of course he didn't want to carry this thing with him all the time. Although he knew that now he could be with his wife and children forever, but when he thought of This poem, however, still can’t help being sad, and young boys like themselves to be clean, and now that it’s done like this, they won’t be able to play shirtless in the future, so they feel a little depressed.

"Ah, it's just that the ink can't be removed, but the content and position can be changed, etc." Zhang Tao reached out and rubbed the skin on Li Chuo's shoulders like a bath, and the poem followed his fingertips. It turned into a jet-black ball of ink, and it started to swim with his fingers on Li Chuo's body.

"Okay, it's fine if you move it to your butt, but don't take a shower with other men in the future." Zhang Tao patted Li Chuo's butt, very satisfied with his work.

"Well, I see, I didn't have the habit of taking a bath with others." The child nodded obediently, bent over to put on his underpants, and pouted his buttocks to reveal four large characters:

"Special for Zhang Tao".