Gluttonous canteen

"Ah? I..." Li Chuo thought about his impression of Zhang Tao under normal circumstances.

not good!It's a big cat!And it was the kind of cat that couldn't get any bigger. Li Chuo stared at Zhang Tao, stretched out his hand and pulled his waistband: "Run!"

"Hey, hey? Am I that disgusting in your mind?" Zhang Tao's weight is not light, it may be that the child's adrenaline burst out, and he carried him and ran like a paper man. Children in an alley are flying kites.

"It's not disgusting, it's..." Li Chuo was running desperately. Suddenly, he felt a heavy vibration on the entire surface of the ice species. When the big bag full of porcelain was walking, suddenly something inside broke, although it was not a sharp tremor, but this heaviness made people more anxious.

Li Chuo looked down, and saw that the ice seed pit under his feet used to run from north to south, and a straight crack was split from the central axis. An unprecedented giant seed seemed to be breaking out of its cocoon and becoming a butterfly.

"I'm...so big?!" Zhang Tao was moved to tears. He never expected that the deepest impression he left on his boyfriend's heart would be—"big"? !

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" But Zhang Tao had no time to be happy, because the giant seeds under his feet kept arching outwards, and the place where the two of them were hiding suddenly lost their balance, and they slid to the edge of the ice seed pit. The rising part is also becoming more and more obvious, just like the belly of a pregnant woman who is about to give birth in October!

"Do you imagine me as a magical horse, brother?!" Zhang Tao grabbed Li Chuo's shoulder and kept shaking it.

"I..." Li Chuo remembered his dream, the big cat playing with the earth like a hydrangea, couldn't it, he accidentally created a nuclear bomb?

boom!

The seeds in the ice seed pit finally broke through the ground, and the blood-red liquid erupted from the ground like a fountain. After flying to a height of tens of meters, it turned into a blood rain all over the sky, and settled the dust one after another.

"Bah, bah, bah!" Zhang Tao and Li Chuo thought of the bird corpses digested by the small seeds just now, and they knew the composition of the blood rain with their butts thinking, so they quickly found a few large pieces of crystals that had fallen and hid behind them.

"Why." Li Chuo looked down at his bare|exposed skin, his clothes were almost burned, and Zhang Tao also looked like he was running wild.

"What why?" Zhang Tao reached out and grabbed the only pair of pants on his body. After thinking about how many times it had been used anyway, there is no need for a chaste and strong woman, so he let go and stood naked in Li Chuo's mouth. in front of.

"You!" Li Chuo looked away in embarrassment, isn't this guy a man?I have been sleeping for so long and still don’t understand a man’s heart. As the saying goes, come at thirty nights, if you say no, I say yes, as long as you see the naked body of your partner, whether it is the end of the world or not, you have to go to bed first Besides.

"I mean, why are our clothes burned? Is it related to the blood rain?"

"It should be. Cucumber needs to digest the dead bodies of those birds. The pipe connected to the seeds may contain strong acid." Zhang Tao set up a pergola and looked outside the bunker. The cold blood rain was still falling quietly.

"Then why are we okay?" Li Chuo flashed out from inside, couldn't stand it anymore, so he tore off half of his underpants and pressed it on Zhang Tao's penis.

"Because I'm fine, so you're fine." Zhang Tao looked relaxed, he is a person who will not have any problems even taking a bath with sulfuric acid, and now he has made a friendship, oh no love link with the child through Neidan, of course Li Chuo There will be no more danger.

"Hmm." After Li Chuo cried once because of Zhu Sha, he always felt that his embarrassment phobia had reached an advanced stage. He wanted to say thank you to Zhang Tao at this moment, but the emperor was too burdened and couldn't hold back his face for a while. After looking at Zhang Tao, only The bottom half of the naked body of the underpants, oh, forget it, and arrange more arrangements for Zhang Concubine to sleep with him, it can be regarded as compensation for him.

"What's the matter with that seed, why didn't it move?" The child pointed to the giant seed that had just been sprayed out and half of it got stuck, trying to distract Zhang Tao's attention.

"Really, I'll go take a look."

"Be careful, what if he comes out?" Li Chuo stretched out his hand to pull it, and touched Zhang Tao's bare buttocks directly, so he retracted his hand embarrassingly, and recalled the slippery butt just now. touch.

"It doesn't matter. The fake ones can't beat the real ones. Didn't you cut off my beloved inflatable doll just now?" Concubine Zhang jumped up and down on the huge seed with a sad face.

"How's it going?" Li Chuo stretched out his hands to cup his lips, looking up from this posture, he could just see the scenery of Concubine Zhang's crotch.

"Hmm." Concubine Zhang rolled down from a height of tens of meters while covering the half piece of underpants that Li Chuo had given her with her hands, and landed steadily, feeling her crotch was icy cold.

"I didn't expect that your impression of me would really subdue this cucumber." Zhang Tao said with some regret, this thing can be said to be an artifact that lives the same life as the world, but it doesn't hurt to end it in his own hands .

"What did you say? How do you say that?" Li Chuo didn't quite understand Zhang Tao's meaning, but judging from his expression, this cucumber probably couldn't escape Chef Zhang's clutches. Could it be that he cooked it well? ?

"Cucumber died of dystocia, silent mourning." Zhang Tao bowed his head for a second.

"Disease?!"

"Maybe it thinks it's okay to copy the me in your impression, but I'm too big, exceeding the diameter of this leyline, so the cucumber ran out of energy after the copy reached the limit. Now, this is its last work..." Zhang Tao looked at the huge seed that looked like a small planet, and he was a little emotional. He finally knew that the brown panda mentioned in the live broadcast of the panda was a kind of thing. what an experience.

Because Zhang Tao's body is too big, everything that tries to copy him will be exhausted.Li Chuo looked at this cucumber that came from ancient times, and felt a sense of regret in his heart.

Originally, I only needed a cucumber seed to regain my appetite, but in the end I destroyed an entire ancient ley line.

"Hmph, it was Cucumber who moved first." The child felt a little lost in his heart, but he still spoke with a willful way of ruling the world.

"Yes, yes, you are right. The problem is that there are no good cucumber seeds to eat now. Why don't you feel wronged and just eat one?" It's quite difficult for this foodie to pick it up and eat it, let alone this little enemy who can't swallow the jade grains and gold grains and chokes his throat, and can't see the beautiful face in the Linghua mirror.

"Wait a minute, who said there's nothing edible? Isn't that what it is?" Li Chuo pointed at the one that wrapped the unfinished big cat.

Emma, ​​just now he said that he was choking on jade grains and gold grains, why did the style of painting change so quickly, and in a blink of an eye, the God of Cookery was fighting for hegemony?

"This, this one is about the same size as a whole cucumber." Zhang Tao said with some embarrassment. If he eats a bowl every day, he can always eat it to the end of the sky.

"This is a copy of you, I only want this one." The child pushed Zhang Tao away, ran to the giant cat by himself, couldn't help stretching out his hand to stroke it gently, just like he was idle It's like touching Zhang Tao's chicken nest head when he has nothing to do.

In fact, the children also know that it is impossible, but if they leave like this, the half of the big cat will be left here forever. It is exposed by the wind and the sun. Anyway, it is Zhang Tao's figure. He is really reluctant to part with it. .

"What is there to be reluctant about? Didn't you have a good time when you cut yourself off just now?" Zhang Tao looked around regretfully for the inflatable doll that was cut in half by Li Chuo, but he couldn't find it, maybe it was The blood rain just now has been dissolved.

"What's good about me, I can look in the mirror whenever I want to see." Li Chuo waved his hand impatiently, still struggling with the seed that seemed to really grow into a celestial pillar.

Rumble!

Suddenly, there was a painful muffled sound from the ground.

"what sound?"

"I don't know. Could it be that we have pulled out a leyline and caused man-made geological changes?" Zhang Tao picked up the child, jumped up and out of the mountain pass, tossing and turning, jumping up and down. After a while, he hid in the depths of the jungle on a nearby mountain peak, and a melon-eating crowd formed on the tallest tree.

"You mean, will there be an earthquake?" Li Chuo got out of his armpit, supported the huge tree trunk that could only be hugged by a dozen people around him, and stared nervously at the movement in the mountain pass below.

"What's going on? Shrunk?!"

Li Chuo looked in the direction of Zhang Tao's finger. Sure enough, the huge seed wrapped in the unfinished replica of the big cat was shrinking at a speed visible to the naked eye under the compression of some kind of force. , although it is slow, but the trend can still be seen.

"Is it so amazing?" Zhang Tao exclaimed in a yueyue tone, dare this guy have this function?Dinghaishenzhen's work?

"Little little!" Zhang Tao thought of this, put his hands on his lips, and shouted towards the seeds in the distance, but it didn't seem to have any acceleration effect.

"Maybe Cucumber is protecting itself?" Li Chuo looked at the trend and speculated.

This vein may have judged that the two uninvited guests were too powerful to be hunted at will, so after being torn apart, it began to return nutrients from the seeds, and maybe gave up the ambition of replicating the entire son Zhang Tao.

"It seems to be true, let's go and have a look." Zhang Tao felt that Cucumber had no malice and completely surrendered. He squatted down and arched his buttocks, carried the child on his back and ran towards the mountain pass.

When the two of them returned to the mountain pass, they saw that the gigantic seed had shrunk to a smaller size than ordinary seeds. It seemed that Mr. Cucumber really knew that he was wrong this time.

"Ha, so cute." Li Chuo squatted down and picked up the small seed spit out by the ice seed pit, which was just right for holding in his hand. Inside was a small person who looked like Zhang Tao, really like a worker. Very delicate figure.

"Just eat this. Well, how about playing for a few days first?"