Gluttonous canteen

"You were born to the same mother?" Li Chuo was shocked at the time. So Wang Dun and the others are also Zhang Tao's brothers, but since they are relatives, why are the surnames different? Oh yes, when they were born I don't have a surname for a while, so I guess the initial naming is something like the first machine, the second machine, the second machine, and the third machine.

"No, we don't have a mother." Zhang Tao rolled his eyes and thought for a while, not knowing how to explain it.

"Like Monkey King?" Li Chuo kindly reminded Zhang Tao when he saw that his face was blushing in a hurry.

"Yes, yes, almost." Zhang Tao looked like a morning exercise uncle who squatted in the toilet and finally got results, his face was full of relaxed and happy expressions.

Wang Dun once said that Zhang Tao is the world's great killer. Who made him born in what way, and what kind of mission did he carry? Li Chuo looked at Zhang Tao's embarrassed face and thought for a while. Still swallowed all the follow-up questions.

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"I'm sorry, my old cousin always troubles you, just wait until I go back and beat him up again." This time there is no need to go to school, Li Chuo called his classmates to apologize, and sat down with Zhang Tao again. Walking home on the subway, it was dark and there was no one in the car, so Zhang Tao apologized secretly to Li Chuo.

"Forget it, you hit me too hard last time, now he knows he can't attack me, and he probably won't show up again in the future." Li Chuo stretched out his hand and touched his stomach. Now the cinnabar is too small, and he can't feel it. Where to swim, but since it is Zhang Tao's species, even if it swims into the stomach, it should not be burned by stomach acid.

"Okay, then I'll ask Wang Dun to tell him that he was always disturbing the situation because he was frightened by the previous events."

"What happened before?" Li Chuo grasped the topic very accurately, as expected of the chief HR in the country.

"Well, when we were young, I lost my temper once. My elder brother was very angry and the consequences were serious. Guizi Liu was afraid that I would be emotionally unstable if I fell in love, so he always opposed me to date you."

What will Zhang Tao look like when he gets angry?Li Chuo only knew that he was terrible when he was angry. The wrath of the Son of Heaven lay down millions of corpses and bleed thousands of miles. Could it be that Zhang Tao was more terrifying than when he was angry?He turned his head to look at him, the boy's outline was still a little round, not exactly the sharp-edged face of an adult man, he looked gentle and cute, with a good temper, he couldn't imagine Zhang Tao's angry appearance at all .

"Although we can only be together for more than a hundred years, I am still very grateful." Li Chuo looked at the scattered people around him, all of them were distributed in the compartment far away, and the child stretched out his arms Holding Zhang Tao's head, he gently pressed his head on his shoulder.

"Hey." Zhang Tao twisted sweetly, then suddenly raised his head and stared at Li Chuo.

"What for a hundred years? You are tired of playing and want to dump us?" Concubine Zhang raised her hips at Li Chuo as if accusing the scumbag.

"Slow down, what are you screaming?" Li Chuo said angrily as he watched the melon-eating crowd turn their heads to look at them.

"Look at my long legs, isn't it enough to play for 1 years?" Zhang Tao said while shaking his legs.

"Enough is enough, but me." Li Chuo reached out and held Zhang Tao's leg to keep him from shaking. He remembered that he was also a boy with shaking legs when he was a child, but after being taught a few times, he never dared again.Even as an emperor, there are many things beyond his control, but Zhang Tao lives so freely, maybe no one has ever taken care of him, maybe no one has taken care of him.

"But you're a goddamn horse, dear?"

"You should know that the lifespan of human beings is only a hundred years."

"I know, but you are not human." Zhang Tao made a ╮(╯_╰)╭ gesture as a matter of course.

"You are not human!" Li Chuo gave him a white look.

"It wasn't originally." Zhang Tao didn't care. He looked at the angry child and reached out to touch his stomach.

"Isn't our inner alchemy united together?" He rubbed Li Chuo's flat belly, the cinnabar is too small now, even though Li Chuo's body is perfect to zero fat, it still can't be felt.

"and then?"

"Then, you will be like me."

"Are you as stupid as you?" Li Chuo had heard the saying that she was pregnant for three years and was stupid. Since he got cinnabar, he often pays attention to the official accounts of expectant mothers to see if there are any precautions, but regarding the lower IQ I'm still skeptical about this statement. After all, he is a top student with a higher IQ than the average person. Even if he is really stupid, he will only be temporarily reduced to the level of an ordinary student. He will definitely not become a scumbag.

"I've lived as long as I have." Zhang Tao said suddenly and loudly.

"What did you say?!" Li Chuo was petrified, he stared at Zhang Tao with wide eyes, and many scenes flashed back in his mind for a moment.

Zhang Tao has always disliked bear children, and even Aaron and the others come to play at home. Even dinner with old cousins ​​is also lack of interest.

But recently he claimed that in order to climb the throne of the queen, he began to actively prepare for pregnancy. From exchanging terms with the crow family to obtain the gene of the fox fairy Neidanli, to tricking Li Chuo into a breakup gun and successfully conceiving a dragon descendant, he was not just trying to avoid it. Break up with Li Chuo, or use cinnabar to resist the harassment of Guizi Liu from time to time, and more importantly-he hopes to share the life span with Li Chuo, and by uniting their inner alchemy, become a small life.

"You have such a plan for a long time?" Li Chuo looked at Zhang Tao. Indeed, his boyfriend is always like this. Ripe rice.

"No, because of the order of making Sixi meatballs, I accidentally learned that the inner alchemy of the Fox Daxian can give birth to babies. I can absorb the ability of that kind of food after eating. It happened that the old crow hadn't paid the delivery fee at that time. , I will eat it on my own.” Zhang Tao said cheerfully.

"Then if there is no inner alchemy from the Great Immortal Fox, what if I die in the end?" Li Chuo asked suddenly.

"Then I'll bury you in the spring?" Zhang Tao thought for a while, and it seemed that this answer was not bad.

"Tell me the truth." Sure enough, the little emperor didn't buy it, probably because he planned to listen to some sweet words from the pledge of love.

"Well, don't you know that I can eat all kinds of food." Zhang Tao poked his stomach. As a foodie, his figure is pretty good.

"I know."

"All food, including myself." Zhang Tao stared into Li Chuo's eyes, and his voice became deeper.

How close will they be after 100 years?If a hundred years later, there will be no such person as Li Chuo in the world, Zhang Tao thought about this problem. When he went out to prepare materials by himself, not to mention the sound in the sleeper train, quiet and lonely, forever dark.

Zhang Tao knows that he cannot die of old age on the earth, but he has a way to make himself disappear. He is the biggest killer. Since he can kill other people, he naturally has a way to deal with himself.

"You want..." Li Chuo stared at him with wide eyes. This man must love him, so much that he couldn't bear the loneliness of being apart, and would take the initiative to end his life in such an extremely cruel way?

The child cried out with a "wow".

Li Chuo ascended the throne when he was young, and he had no choice but to force himself to become an adult man in an instant.

He had never cried like this before, really crying like a child.

"No, then what, big brother, don't cry, I left in a hurry without my ID card, hey, I said, others are watching." Zhang Tao originally wanted to tell his plan to move the object, but who knew that the little emperor Suddenly, his feelings became richer. Didn't this guy usually let him go without changing his face and heartbeat when his face was still flushed after serving the bed?What's wrong with it today?

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"Be careful next time, it has nothing to do with orientation, even heterosexual couples can't bully your girlfriend, go ahead, buy an ice cream and coax her well." Li Chuo's crying finally managed to attract the attention of the police through surveillance. The little marshal also seemed to have just started working, not a few years older than Li Chuo. He was very open-minded, and Zhang Tao explained that it was a couple quarreling, and he didn't look at them with colored glasses. He just educated Zhang Tao and let them out of the subway. stand.

The two left the subway station in silence, Li Chuo finally stopped crying, licked the popsicles Zhang Tao bought, and walked into the alley one after the other.

"Did you do it on purpose?" Li Chuo asked at the door.

"No, I just think that now that we have babies, there's no need to keep them hidden all the time. Besides, that's the way it is with falling in love. I don't really think much of it when we're not talking about it. We'll separate after we talk about it. Let's put it aside." No one can bear it, and I have no other way to die, just hurt a little, it's better than being unable to die." Zhang Tao expressed his true thoughts honestly and dutifully.

"Oh, huh?" Li Chuo nodded, licked the popsicle and waited for Zhang Tao to open the door. Suddenly, he seemed to realize something, his eyes were bright, he pushed Zhang Tao who had just opened the door away, and rushed in. In the courtyard, I spat out vigorously and spit out the cinnabar. The little ball seemed to be sleeping soundly in Li Chuo's body. I didn't understand why the father, who was so kind and loving just now, suddenly made such a decisive move. I vomited myself out, so I had no choice but to wander around duangduangduang to hug.

"From now on, you will be responsible for cooking, washing clothes and taking care of the children. I will study hard!" Li Chuo said excitedly.

"Oh, that's no problem, but why do you suddenly become so self-motivated?" Zhang Tao patted the cinnabar like a rubber ball, without any intention of swallowing it, and the little guy rolled all over the ground in a hurry.

"Nonsense, I am the emperor, and now I am immortal, hahahaha, isn't this more niubility than Qin Shihuang? I have to study hard and strive for restoration as soon as possible, please kneel down." Li Chuo raised his head to the sky and shouted, trotting all the way into the study .

"Scumbag!" Zhang Bin's desperate cry resounded in the courtyard.