Gluttonous canteen

"Take it away, take it away." Li Chuo's face was white, and he was lying sickly on the desk reading a book. He didn't even look at the food served by Li Zi, and he said it in a straightforward manner, just like a Tang monk who met him. Ginseng fruit.

"vomit!"

Occasionally a gust of wind blew over, and the aroma of the food floated under the child's nose, not only did not create any temptation for the foodie, but successfully made the little emperor retch a few times.

"Bold! Pull it out and chop it!" Hunjun was furious, but he still yelled weakly. The usually sinking Tianwei was a little less interesting, and it sounded very playful instead.

Alas, no wonder people say that being pregnant for three years is probably a problem with hormone secretion.Li Zi looked at his son-in-law pityingly, said "cha", took the food and walked outside to the small tea room to simmer, staring at the kitchen knife on the chopping board twice, his eyes turned red.

"My lord, you have to be knifed according to the order. Boss, son-in-law, young shopkeeper, your family of three must live happily, ah!" Before it was too late, Li Zi picked up the kitchen knife on the chopping board and pointed it at himself. The long tail was chopped off mercilessly.

"The tail is growing again?" Zhang Tao came back from preparing materials outside and was sweating profusely from the autumn tiger. As soon as he entered the door, he saw Lizi chopping his tail again.

"Hey, Boss, my uncle has another pregnancy syndrome, and asked me to pull myself out and chop him up. Will it count as a work-related injury?" Carp walked out with his big tail in his arms, found a tree and dug it with his hands. A hole was buried in it, and a small tombstone was erected, which read Carp's Tail Body No. 36501.

"What a work-related injury, you don't belong to a chicken or a duck, you belong to a goose (erroneously)? Originally, if the tail grows long, I will chop it off. I really don't want to go to station B to watch the animal world." Zhang Tao was uncomfortably hot. , Said angrily.

This kind of weather is really terrible, the whole Erdi looks like a big steamer, and the people are like steamed buns walking in it, steaming like oil.Zhang Tao thought of a few years ago that he heard a poem written by a young man named Fan Chengda in the second grade. Even if there is a thousand-year-old iron barrier, a bun must be made. Now this young man has become a stuffing for a bun, and maybe he will be used by others. It has been stolen, and Zhang Tao has not escaped. In the past decade or so, global warming has caused him to become a walking dog, even though he has not become stuffed buns.

"Li Zi, you will support me on the cabinet this afternoon, and I will go and impregnate your son-in-law."

"Understood, boss." Seeing Zhang Tao leave, Li Zi quickly ate the swallow's wings and abalone belly prepared for Li Chuo. Anyway, the child hadn't had a good meal for several days.

"Your Majesty, I'm back. I'll be pregnant when I take a shower." Zhang Tao took off his naked body as soon as he entered the main room, and walked into the bathroom wearing only his underpants.

"Hmm." Li Chuo finally gave up his favorite study, and lay on the kang with his buttocks up, like Zhang Tao who had shrunk down a size, with no respect at all and no love.

"Huh? What's the matter? I'm sick today." Zhang Tao temporarily gave up taking a bath, picked up a big cattail fan and sat on the kang to fan the children.

"I don't know. It's so hot that blowing it on doesn't work." Li Chuo was rolling all over the floor, and he had no ambitions for restoration at all. He just wanted to go to the Imperial Capital Aquarium and live with polar bears or penguins in love. .

"Is it too hot for pigs?" Zhang Tao reached out and touched Li Chuo's abdomen. It was really hot, thanks to the fact that Li Chuo was half dead, his body temperature was already low, and his internal organs were even more cloudy. Most people probably have burnt stomach perforation.

"You spit it out, I will carry it for you, and I will give it to you in winter."

"This is treating the symptoms but not the root cause. The inner alchemy of two people, you have been pregnant for a long time, and it is not good for cinnabar. Didn't Wang Dun say it all?"

After having a baby, Li Chuo specially consulted Wang Dun, the Encyclopedia of the Imperial Capital, and it was indeed similar to his stupid idea, except that Wang Dun's theoretical basis was more comprehensive, and the inner shopkeeper, oh no, Hu Cheng, the second shopkeeper, also As I said, if foxes want to have children with the same sex, they also need the help of inner alchemy. The quality of inner alchemy on both sides is different. If only one person is pregnant, the baby will be stunted.

"My lord, in fact, you are very human." Zhang Tao simply lay down next to Li Chuo, fanned him, and blew air on the child's flat abdomen.

"Nonsense, I am a benevolent monarch of a generation."

Yes, yes, the benevolent monarch has expanded almost one-tenth of his territory in the past few years, and his GDP has climbed to the first place in the world, accounting for 80% of the world.Zhang Tao vomited in his heart, and silently held back without daring to speak out.

"What are you slandering? If you tell me, I will spare you." Although Li Chuo was tired, his logical thinking was still very shrewd. In a blink of an eye, he knew that Zhang Tao was speaking ill of him again behind his back.

"Ahahaha, no." Zhang Tao made a ╮(╯_╰)╭ gesture.

"Stop doing this with me, you... vomit!" Li Chuo couldn't control himself in the middle of speaking, and spat out on Zhang Tao's handsome face.

"Hey, hey, morning sickness if you don't agree with each other?!" Zhang Tao quickly closed his eyes.

Different from the situation of being sprayed on the face as imagined, Zhang Tao only felt that a meat ball was directly on his face, and when he opened his eyes, he was staring at Zhu Sha with big eyes.

"You brat, how dare you slap your father in the face." It turned out that Li Chuo was so hot that he couldn't help but spit out the cinnabar.

"Zhu Sha, why did you come out? Didn't you say that you can't stay outside for a long time?" Li Chuo stretched out his hand weakly to catch him, but the little guy slipped out of Li Chuo's hand and onto the ground with a sound, rolling all over the ground. , seems to mean not wanting to go back.

"Zhu Sha, what's the matter?" Li Chuo was a little confused. This child likes to cling to him very much. It was finally caught and eaten by Zhang Tao, why couldn't even his own stomach attract it this time.

"Oh, this guy already understands what we are talking about. Hey, he still knows how to love you." Zhang Tao said cheerfully. He is really smart. It is still a ball. It is so caring. In the future, there will be one more person who loves Li Chuo up.Um?Wait, I'm not leading the wolf into the house. It is said that many girls are very indifferent to their boyfriends or husbands after they have children. I don't know if boys will have such adverse reactions.

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"Boss, is my uncle asleep?" Li Zi prepared dinner and found that Zhang Tao came out to eat alone again. It seemed that Li Chuo was going to lose weight again tonight.

"Well, I still can't eat, my heart is burning." Zhang Tao sat listlessly in the courtyard, eating noodles with fried sauce. I don’t want to eat noodles either. When I first arrived at the shop, my favorite was this and steamed buns with sesame sauce.

"Now my uncle's body is eaten by one person and supplemented by two people. If you don't eat, how can you do it? If you are young, you will starve to death." Carp squatted aside, eating noodles, and couldn't understand why my uncle was so delicious. I can't bear it, no wonder I have such a good figure, but then again, my boss eats and sleeps day after day, and his figure is still in good shape. I really envy and only hate.

"After leaving the board today, don't go to the board tomorrow." Zhang Tao wiped his mouth after eating, and made the decision to close the business with a wave of his hand.

"Shut up?" Li Zi was taken aback.

"Well, I'll go out and prepare the ingredients, and I'll make some ground delicacies for your son-in-law." Zhang Tao nodded, but his expression didn't brighten. Obviously, this job is still a little unknown for him.

"Three delicacies from the ground? Hmm, if it's that dish, I'm sure I can eat the whole of the Imperial City." Li Zi's eyes were filled with stares when he heard it. After all, this dish only exists in the menu of Taotie Canteen, but Even the shopkeeper has never cooked it himself, because some of the ingredients only exist in theory. As for whether they can be found in reality, it is hard to say now.

Zhang Tao's business is relatively stable, and basically he has never fought any unprepared battles, so over the years, some nobles and dragons and phoenixes have come to ask for this dish. Because Zhang Tao just wants to try something new, it doesn't matter if they eat it or not. No problem, so they all declined.

"Boss, are you worried that you can't find materials?"

"Don't worry about it. I've done some homework on everything on our menu, but your son-in-law..." Zhang Tao glanced in the direction of the main room with a little embarrassment, although it was dark now When I got down to the room, the lights were turned on, but I still couldn’t see the figure of the child studying on the desk in front of the window sill. He should still be lying on the bed with his buttocks pouted. How can he survive the trek through mountains and rivers with this kind of physical condition?

"Boss, don't you still want to take uncle with you now?"

"Of course I don't want to, but you know the Holy Majesty. If you don't agree with me, you will be thrown into limbo. I just got pregnant with a dragon descendant, so I can't go to such a dark and humid place." Zhang Tao said pitifully.

"Well, that's true, but the shopkeeper... ah! That's right!" Li Zi struggled for a while, then suddenly thought of someone.

"Boss, what's the name of your nephew? Zhang Broadou?"

"Oh, Lu Li, what's the matter?" Zhang Tao nodded and corrected Li Zi. After all, the child is grown up, and it seems disrespectful to always call him by his nickname.

"That's right, the eldest son of the judge's family, doesn't he run a kindergarten called Honggu? I heard that it is bilingual and has been recruiting students since the fetus. Let's send the young shopkeeper there. It should be no problem, right?" , In this way, my uncle’s body will be more relaxed, and you don’t have to worry about hurting the young shopkeeper when you act together.” Li Zi danced excitedly, and Wall Crack recommended.

By the way, why didn't I think of this little thing? I heard that Lu Li's current Red Valley Kindergarten is quite big, and it is opened in the mother of the earth, which protects the vaginal fetus and suspends its growth. There are no side effects, so it is very popular.

"Call and ask Lu Li to come over." Zhang Tao snapped his fingers.