Please let me have a dog on a leash, okay?

I took a deep breath, opened the door, turned my head to avoid the flying documents, and was greeted by Kunikida's violent roar.

"Dazai!!!!!!"

Osamu Dazai was hung on the fan in the house by a rope, and the fan whirred, and he was spun around by the rope, with a confused look in his eyes.

He floated in the air like a flying noodle.

The house was a mess, with documents flying all over the floor.

I have to admire Dazai Osamu's brain circuit, he hanged himself as soon as he hanged himself, and he even played tricks, one day Kunikida's father will be angry and cruel to kill his mentally handicapped son.

I couldn't help but sigh, why did I substitute for Akiko on a good Saturday, I wondered if she had a crush on me, and why she knew my shift clearly.

The high-speed rotation of the fan broke the rope hanging Osamu Dazai. This method of death is only suitable for the light weight. Let a fat fan fall for you in minutes.

Looking at the trajectory of Dazai Osamu, I smiled and closed the door without hesitation.

boom--

I'm not lying at all, the building vibrated, I opened the door, and Osamu Dazai fell to the ground like a puddle of water.

I knelt down and handed the rope prepared in the bag to him, "Mr. Dazai, come, use my rope, it will never break."

Osamu Dazai shook his head, hugged my rope very gratefully and said, "Xiaobai, do you want to tie up Play with me and die in love?"

Bundle play, I smiled.

"Okay."

After a while, Osamu Dazai was tied into a rice dumpling by me. I looked down from the window to check the height.

The expression on my face now is definitely very kind, so kind that Tanizaki is ten meters away from me.

I handed one end of the rope to Kunikida, "Be sure to hold it tight."

Kunikida nodded very solemnly. Although he didn't know what I was going to do, he cooperated very obediently.

I pulled Osamu Dazai to stand by the window. He looked very excited and said happily, "Has it started? Has it started?"

But he was suddenly puzzled, "Why didn't Xiaobai tie her up?"

"because……"

I pushed open the window, and pushed Osamu Dazai down the window with my palm, and he screamed happily, the whistling wind was blowing in his ears, and he could feel that he was getting closer to the ground.

However, halfway through the descent, the rope was severely pulled.

I yelled down, "Mr. Dazai, how does it feel to be free?"

"It feels good," he replied.

I turned my head to look at Kunikida, he nodded and quickly pulled the rope up again, let it down again, pulled it up, let it down again.

This action was repeated several times.

When Osamu Dazai landed, he was dizzy.

The wind blew his hair into a big back, and those eyes that were indifferent to everything were exposed in front of me.

This is the look.

Loneliness, nothingness, no goals, no dreams, and no emotion in the eyes made me disgusted for no reason.

Every time he commits suicide jokingly, I know that he really wants to die.

But I am a bad person who wants to die. The best way to punish him is to let him live a long life.

Come on, I can do it!

I can definitely be the unclimbable giant mountain in Osamu Dazai's death-seeking life.

I looked at his face, and I can tell from my conscience that Osamu Dazai is good-looking and has a very good figure. His height of 181 is also a good clothes hanger.

However, he is full of flowers and flirtatious, and he is still frivolous and doesn't know how to cherish life.

These points are already a big thunder point in my heart.

Even if he strips off his clothes and begs me to fuck him, I won't be moved!

I rubbed my chin and thought about it, and it seemed that the picture was quite beautiful.

"Unexpectedly, Mr. Dazai looks quite stable with a big back, and looks like a human being." I leaned closer to his face, and saw the small scars on his fair face, and I was a little eager to try, "Mr. Dazai, you are injured. I absolutely cannot allow anyone to be injured by the medical staff on duty for a day."

I am gearing up and eager to try, and the day when Osamu Dazai becomes the Mediterranean is just around the corner.

I stretched out my hand in front of him, only after I read out the word "Holy Light" did he hold the fingertips, and the white light in my palm dissipated instantly.

Osamu Dazai's hands, which had just been blown by the wind, were somewhat icy, in stark contrast to my year-round warm hands.

His ability to nullify all abilities that touch his body is simply too buggy.

I declare that the plan to turn Osamu Dazai into the Mediterranean has failed.

"open!"

"Don't let it go!"

"open!"

"Don't let it go!"

"Unless Xiaobai dies in love with me."

"Sacrificing you big-headed ghost, why don't you die for love with the mother orangutan!"

"Xiaobai, your taste is very strong."

"Let go!"

"Don't let it go!"

Osamu Dazai and I won't let anyone else go.

Atsushi Nakajima, who has never had a sense of existence, asked Kunikida weakly, "Mr. Dazai has always been like this..."

He thought for a while, and came up with a more beautiful word, "So... childish?"

Kunikida pushed his nose and put on his glasses and said, "In the future, you will know that it's not immaturity, it's mental retardation."

It is Kunikida's father's responsibility to care for large mentally handicapped children.

An hour later, Osamu Dazai and I were still staring at each other.

I suddenly felt that I was also infected with mental retardation by him. Otherwise, how can I explain that my mouth cannon, who is criss-crossing in the keyboard man, would have a non-nutritious elementary school chicken pecking with Osamu Dazai here?

It's just an insult to my level.

I shook off Dazai Osamu's hand in disgust, and became interested in the newcomer who just joined the detective agency.

I moved the stool over, and the newcomer became more and more cautious as I approached.

He bowed very respectfully: "I am Atsushi Nakajima!"

I couldn't believe it: "Where did you find this little cutie?"

Like a lamb, it fell into the wolf's den.

Although I don't know it now, this is a little sheep that will turn into a violent tiger when it gets angry.

Kunikida closed the computer, pushed down his glasses, and said, "The police transport vehicle was robbed when it passed the Yokohama Elementary School. The robbers also took a group of elementary school students hostage."

I slapped the table and said, "Too much!"

Atsushi Nakajima was shocked by the sound of being slapped on the table, "What's wrong?"

I waved my hand very proudly and said, "Little ones, come and make trouble with me."

There was no sound below, and I even saw the bright contempt in Mr. Ranpo's eyes.

I kicked Osamu Dazai, who was sitting on the chair, turning around with one leg of the chair, "Mr. Dazai, please cooperate, or I will be very embarrassed."

He clapped his hands listlessly and said, "Alright."

He didn't distract himself at all, and cursed Osamu Dazai that he would never die.

I am really a small-minded and vicious woman.