Please let me have a dog on a leash, okay?

After arriving at the scene, the police had already fought with the robbers.

Atsushi Nakajima was a little overwhelmed. He was probably a newcomer, but he was easily nervous.

Osamu Dazai pushed Atsushi Nakajima down with a smile and forced him to join the battle. Just as he was about to fall face down in the hail of bullets, his body suddenly collapsed, and a huge white-haired tiger appeared and scratched it down.

My mouth is slightly open, but it is really unrecognizable.

I looked at the fragments of clothes on the tiger and suddenly thought of a question. After turning into a tiger, Nakajima Atsushi’s clothes were all torn. If he transforms back into a tiger, will it be... you know, I won’t go into details because I’m afraid it’s blocked. .

I hope this young man is thick-skinned and strong enough.

I moved down quietly and got closer to the battlefield. Osamu Dazai shamelessly squatted with me as a melon-eating crowd. I said disdainfully: "Mr. Dazai, your behavior like this is not what a man should do."

He didn't refute my words. Instead, looking at the fierce battlefield, he came up with a very good suicide plan, "Xiaobai, do you think I will be shot in the middle and commit suicide successfully?"

I smiled and said: "Then you can try."

If you can die, you will be a ghost. Do you think I, a stumbling block, don't exist?

Osamu Dazai turned his head, held my hand, and said affectionately: "Beautiful Xiaobai, do you want to die for love with me?"

My answer was the kick that kicked him into the middle of the field.

Osamu Dazai turned over and landed on the ground in a posture that could hit ten points. He closed his eyes, folded his hands and quietly waited for death.

At the critical moment, Kunikida fished him out from the middle of the battlefield.

He lamented: "Another failed suicide attempt."

When Osamu Dazai was unhappy, I was happy. I clapped my hands and congratulated: "Oh, congratulations Mr. Dazai for the 564th failed suicide attempt."

What a spectacular number.

Since I met Osamu Dazai, I have successfully prevented his 564th suicide, and I have worked tirelessly on the road of stumbling blocks.

After failing to commit suicide, he was visibly depressed, but after a while, he said cheerfully with a smile on his face: "The reason why I didn't succeed must be because there was no little white beauty to die in love."

He sent out an invitation, "Xiaobai, let's die together."

Don't think I don't know, you really want to kill me.

Pretending to be a happy and generous persona, and smiling so brightly can't cover up the maliciousness overflowing from the eyes.

I snorted coldly, "I won't make fun of my life. Mr. Dazai should die by himself. Anyway, it will only increase the number of unsuccessful suicides for you. When Mr. Dazai fails to commit suicide for the 666th time, I will Definitely spend a lot of money to treat Kunikida to a big meal!"

Osamu Dazai was dissatisfied: "Why do I invite Kunikida-kun to a big meal after I failed 666 times to commit suicide!?"

I disdainfully said: "I wouldn't invite Mr. Dazai to dinner. I think it would be more practical for you to commit suicide if I invite you to dinner."

Dazai said: "Otherwise, if you treat me to a big meal, I'll choke myself to death!"

"roll roll roll."

Dazai and I started pecking at each other again, completely ignoring the current situation.

The robber's gloomy voice sounded, "Do you think we don't exist?"

Dazai and I turned our heads together, and said viciously, "Shut up!"

After rescuing the students, Kunikida couldn't help seeing three black lines on his forehead, "You two, be more serious!!"

Kunikida's father growled every day.

One day he will be pissed off and die young, anyway, he will not let them go if he is a ghost.

After solving this case, I led the staff of the detective agency to the person in charge of the case who arrived late, and said with a smile: "Master Police Officer, the commission fee of the Armed Detective Agency is very cheap. The cooperation went well, and I specially gave you a [-]% discount."

Maeda knew this woman, and every time she was there, the detective agency would open their mouths!

I said to Kunikida silently: "Five to five points."

Kunikida nodded invisibly, calculated and calculated in the notebook: "A total of 77."

Dazai leaned over and said, "With the annihilation of human nature, Kunikida has become so cunning."

I said with contempt: "Of course it's because of Mr. Dazai's role model."

Osamu Dazai nodded and said, "I think Kunikida is very good."

Of course, not all the money in his pocket was cheated by you, even his wife is almost gone, how can Kunikida marry a wife without his wife?

Do not marry a wife marry you?

Thinking of this, I asked Dazai: "Why do you have to find a beautiful beauty to die in love? I think a beautiful handsome man is not bad. There is one in front of you."

Osamu Dazai thought for a while and said, "It seems acceptable."

He turned his eyes around Kunikida.

I don't think he wants to find a beautiful man to die in love at all, but he just wants to trouble Kunikida's father.

What a bad son.

Let us sincerely observe three seconds of silence for Kunikida's father.

Life is hard, get used to it.