Please let me have a dog on a leash, okay?

After leaving school, I took a taxi home very quickly. You must know that the taxi fare of Nihong is very high. As for why I am so extravagant, of course it is because I can be reimbursed.

After I moved out of Yokohama, I rented next door to a detective agency in Mihuacho. I felt that I had a source of incomprehension with the detective agency, or why I left one detective agency and came to another.

Moreover, both offices opened a coffee shop downstairs. The difference is that this coffee shop has a handsome little brother, while the Yokohama Armed Detective Agency downstairs coffee shop only has a beautiful young man who is harassed by a suicidal maniac. elder sister.

One day I will prepare a sack and together with Kunikida, I will beat this guy who does not cherish life with a sack.

I can't help but put my middle finger up, I can swallow my good upbringing and have a passionate exchange with him every time I think of this person.

I have never lost when it comes to trolling people. Who is my opponent among those keyboard warriors on the Internet?Let's fight!

I turned on my phone and clicked on LINE, found the person whose name was Little Spicy Chicken, and started my daily greetings.

Death is Impossible: Mr. Dazai is still not dead today

Little Spicy Chicken: Too bad, my 108 suicide attempts failed.Xiaobai, my suicide plan this time is super cool,

I bought a box of MSG online to prepare an elegant meal of MSG, and then die refreshed.

I replied him blankly.

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Little Spicy Chicken: Oh, Xiaobai.

Death is impossible: [Applause celebrating another day to be alive.jpg] Then why didn't you die?

Little Spicy Chicken: It's too shabby... This kind of dead hair is not refreshing or vigorous at all.

Death is impossible:

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System Message: Message not sent.

Seeing this news, I turned off my phone angrily and put it in my pocket. The hot chicken Dazai Osamu has learned how to block it!

I walked into the Poirot coffee shop with a bad expression on my face. As soon as I entered, someone greeted me, "Kurihara-san, here."

The coffee shop was full of people, and there was only one seat left. I walked over with my bag and said with a smile, "Thank you, Lan Jiang."

Lan Jiang is the daughter of a detective from the detective agency next door. She is gentle and generous. I can swear that no one in this world would hate her.

I sit on the chair, evil.The evil hand reached out to the face of the young lady who was obediently eating the cake, and pinched his tender face before he could react.

I smiled and said, "Conan-kun, you seem to have grown taller."

In fact, he didn't grow taller at all, I just said it deliberately to ridicule him, who told him to look at me cautiously on the first day I moved here, with big glasses still shining on his face.

I am a very bad person.

I am stingy and hold grudges, so most people dare not mess with me.

"Kurihara-san, let me go!"

I let go of his hand with regret, but it was only for a short moment. I rested my head on my hand and watched the handsome young man busy. If love can be materialized, it will definitely be seen in my eyes. love.

The waiter in the Poirot Café is called Amuro Toru, and he looks exactly like my ideal type.

Blonde hair, healthy wheat-colored skin, and mysterious gray-purple eyes.With a lively smile on his face, he is kind and sunny.

Look at the uncomplicated muscles under his uniform.

I can confidently say that I'm just greedy for his body, what's wrong? !

I was intoxicated and said, "How can I catch up with Mr. Amuro?"

Grandma Conan said, "Brother Amuro said he has a lover."

My face changed instantly, with murderous look in my eyes, "Who!"

Conan said: "Brother Amuro said that his lover is this country."

So honest, I like him even more.

I solemnly announced: "From today, my name will not be Kurihara Shiro, I will change my name."

Lan Jiang asked curiously: "Kurihara-san, do you want to change your name?"

I nodded with a very serious expression, "Yes, I want to change my name! I want to change it to my country!"

The corner of Conan's mouth twitched and said, "Sister Kurihara, you are too hardworking."

Amuro Toru came up with coffee, just happened to hear this sentence, and asked in confusion, "What's too hard?"

I took the coffee and put it on the table, then I held his hand and said affectionately, "I'm your new lover, let me know."

Three big question marks appeared on Toru Amuro's forehead, he pulled out his hand and said, "Stop joking, Kurihara-san."

I pointed to Conan and said, "Conan said, your lover is this country, but from today onwards I will change my name to country. Lover is equal to country, and I am equal to country, so lover is equal to me."

I'm such a genius of logic, I'm starting to admire myself.

There was a smile in Toru Amuro's eyes, I could feel it keenly, the word "mentally retarded" was revealed in his eyes.

Amuro said with a smile: "Kurihara-san, if you want to change the name to the country, I'm afraid the country will not agree."

"Bai, please call me Bai." Of course, I don't mind if he calls more intimately, even if he takes out a marriage certificate now, I will fill it in without hesitation, after all, he is a man who grows up on my ideal type.

Alas, I couldn't help sighing, it was almost night, and I was still daydreaming.

Toru Amuro said in a very formulaic way: "What else does Bai Sang want?"

"I want you."

Mao Lilan's mouth grew, and Conan staggered while sitting on the chair.

Toru Amuro said very calmly: "Then I'll go to work first, Baisang needs to call me again."

I looked at Toru Amuro's buttocks, and asked the question again: "I'll just tie Mr. Amuro home and do sex first and then sex. Do you think this is more reliable?"

Mao Lilan and Conan shouted at the same time: "It's not reliable at all! This is against the law!"

It's not that I haven't done anything illegal, and it's a common occurrence in Yokohama, and I really miss Yokohama a little bit.gun.The scene of children flying around.

As a super lucky girl who is sure to win the ssr in the lottery and the first prize in the lottery, guns and the like can't hit me at all.

I doubted more than once that I was the legendary contemporary Mary Sue, but then I thought about me, a war scum, and now I don't even have a spare tire around me.

If I were Mary Sue, it would be a disgrace to Mary Sue.

Forget it, not having my name in the Marysu world is their loss. They have no idea how many steps Marysu's Su will take back if they miss my general.

I took a sip of coffee to relieve my dry mouth, and once again turned my gaze to Toru Amuro.

This man's buttocks are really upturned, envy, envy, envy.

The author has something to say:

感谢在2019-12-1919：54：22～2019-12-2019：38：12期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦～

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: God Gu Wenhuang 1;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!