Chaoying's Onmyoji Landlord [Comprehensive Yingmei]

Rosana held the little bat doll that she had just stepped on for a long time and looked carefully, "It's the first time I've seen a doll like this."

There is a need for comparison between people: in this world, there can be Tony who has been reduced to a poor homeless man, and there is also a smart butler stuffed into a washing machine.There will be a more miserable Bruce.

Although Tony has lost his ability and battle suit, he is still a human being after all. The rich man in Gotham City next door has directly become an inanimate non-creature: a bat-shaped plush toy about the size of Rosanna's palm.

Rosanna looked at this cute and domineering bat doll, and asked suspiciously: "It's so cute, why throw it away like this, what a pity."

Nine Lives Cat has just seen the "very cute horror movie flyer" in the mouth of Onmyoji, and now it has a deep psychological shadow on the word "cute".After hearing Rosanna's words, she shivered suddenly and shrank into Rosanna's arms.

"Well," Rosanna thought for a moment while pinching the two small spikes on the top of the bat doll's head, her eyes suddenly lit up, she stuffed the little doll into her arms, and said happily to Nine Lives Cat and Ibaraki next to her, " Since he has wings and looks similar to a bird, my aunt should like him very much, and she can take him back as a present!"

Inexplicably, Batman, who became Gu Huo Bird's new gift, slowly opened his eyes two hours after landing in this world.

Just after regaining consciousness, Bruce felt an unusually strong sense of restraint, as if he was firmly bound by something.Moreover, the surrounding area was completely dark, with only a tiny bit of light coming through from above, and the field of vision was extremely narrow.

Bruce, who had formed conditioned reflexes in countless crises, struggled subconsciously, but after such a move, Batman suddenly realized that his physical condition was very wrong.

——Not only was his whole body limp and lacking strength, but his originally superior and tall figure seemed to have shrunk dozens of times suddenly, becoming short arms and legs...

Bruce struggled to move his body, trying to figure out what was happening to him and where he was.

In fact, Batman is not in any dangerous place, he just stays in the basket behind Guhuo Bird with many monster cubs.

The sense of restraint on his body did not come from the ropes and the like that he was worried about, but from...a cute little dress specially made for him.

After receiving the little doll from Rosanna, Gu Huo Niao happily prepared cute little clothes for the little bat.The pink lace lace dress made by Needle Girl and Ichiban Mian fit perfectly on Batman's body, firmly binding the Dark Knight's 'wings' and body.

——There is a kind of cold called your parents think you are cold.

It's also fortunate that Bruce can't see his current situation, otherwise the appearance of pink lace and black bat will definitely leave a big psychological shadow on Batman.

Bruce, who was wriggling in the bird's back basket, finally climbed to the top of a group of monster cubs after struggling for a long time. It was at this time that he heard the faint conversation coming from outside.

Roseanne is discussing a very important issue with Gu Huo Niao: making money.

"The man I met today is so pitiful. He looks poorer than me." Rosanna, who was about to help the Shikigami cook together, opened the refrigerator door, and when she saw the empty refrigerator, her voice After a pause, added dejectedly, "...well, I take it back. We should be about as poor."

After finishing speaking, Rosana looked pitifully at Umibozu, "There is no food at home again."

This group of people cooperated really well.There was no need for Onmyoji to say anything, Kaibozu had already walked into the kitchen very naturally, put his hand into the sink filled with water, and groped slowly for a while.

Kaibozu is a monster living in the sea. In addition to the characteristics of marine life, he also has a very magical skill: he can "fish" through any water area, and easily use ingredients from other water areas to make this poor Family dinner.

Kaibozu fumbled in the water for a while, then slowly brought out a fish and put it on the cutting board.And Gu Huo Niao took his sword and took the fish very skillfully and began to handle it.

——If any knowledgeable onmyoji sees this scene, his eyes will be darkened, and he will be saddened to scold Rosanna for recklessly letting these powerful monsters do such trivial things.

But Rosanna was very used to this kind of operation, she leaned next to Gu Huo Niao and continued to whisper.

The story that Tony told Rosanna today that the rich man's company went bankrupt overnight really brought a great sense of shock and crisis to Rosanna.It made the little onmyoji, who was already worried about making money to support his family every day, even more worried about his savings.

"I don't seem to be able to make much money just by working in a movie theater—" Rosanna thought about her employment problem seriously, "and the movie theater business is just like the owner's grandfather's health, which is not very good."

Rosanna was like a kitten trapped by a ball of wool, using her little paws to 'torture' the ball of wool in doubt, but she just couldn't find a way to untie it.

Also caught in the same tangle as Rosanna was the small Batman in the back basket.While listening to the voices from the outside world, he continued his "expeditionary journey", crawling outward with difficulty with this body with short arms and short legs.

If everyone's activities can be accompanied by background music, then Bruce's bgm at this time must be "the snail climbs up step by step—"

Bruce is not a snail, but he is worse than a snail.

When the little bat finally climbed out, the little monster beside him stretched suddenly, and threw his thin arm at Bruce.

Although Bruce has shrunk in size, he hasn't gotten used to his current state. In the Dark Knight's heart, he is still a 'tough guy', and he is not afraid of the light-looking arms of Tuanzi Tuanzi at all.

The overconfident little bat didn't know what a powerful monster he was facing.The result of this is——with a sound of 'crack', Bruce, who finally woke up, was knocked unconscious by the monster cub.

The 'battle' that ended before it even started in the backpack happened quietly, without attracting the attention of Rosanna or Gu Huo Niao at all.

After thinking hard for a while, Rosanna clapped her hands suddenly and said enthusiastically: "Why don't we rent out the house! The monthly rent should be quite a lot!"

The house where Rosanna lived with the shikigami was one of the few legacy her parents left for her.Through the joint efforts of onmyojis and monsters over the years, the original ordinary house has been expanded many times, including an attic built with black magic on the walls, and a garden decorated with human face trees and other flowers with black magic——

Although the location of the house is average, but based on the results of such expansions, if a suitable tenant is found, it will definitely bring a lot of income.

Most of the proposals made by the little onmyoji will not be rejected by the shikigami, and this time is of course no exception.

Rosanna, Judge and Qing Xingdeng worked together to research and write a stack of small rental advertisements that day, trying to find tenants who are "stupid and rich" as soon as possible, so that Onmyoji and Shikigami can take the opportunity to get rich.

After finally finding a new way to make money, Rosanna got up more than an hour earlier than usual the next day, planning to post her own small advertisement before going to work.

As soon as she went out, she was stopped by the neighbor next door.

The neighbor lowered his voice, pretending to be mysterious and said to Rosanna: "Have you heard? The movie theater near where you work seems to be haunted last night!"

"...Uh," Rosana, the onmyoji who commanded all ghosts, looked at Ibaraki Doji, the big demon next to her, and replied hesitantly, "Yes, is it?"—Could it be another shikigami from his family who went out at night? When you were walking, were you accidentally spotted by humans?

After seeing Rosanna's hesitant eyes, the neighbor mistakenly thought that the other party was not careful what he said, and immediately added, "Yes!"

"I heard from my friend that last night there was a man with his face covered, dragging a washing machine, collecting scrap iron all over the street."

"..." The neighbor's description gave Rosanna a strange sense of familiarity, "Are you sure you're not a recycling worker?"

"It's strange here!" The neighbor said excitedly, "Someone saw that he was still collecting scrap iron in such a cold day, and felt sorry for him, so he planned to give him some money. It turned out that he didn't even look at it! It seemed that there was only one thing in his mind Like steel!"

"Uh--"

"We suspect it," the neighbor whispered to Rosanna, "this should be a monster who likes to collect steel."

"You think, there is still a legend about the 'Iron Eater' in the East! This might be a similar creature, and the washing machine he dragged should be his mount!"

"..." What to do, Rosanna thought hesitantly, what the other party said made sense.She, an onmyoji who is used to seeing ghosts walking at night, actually felt that she had no reason to refute.

But the experience and professional ethics of the onmyoji tell her that the kind of monster that the other party imagined does not exist in this world——

With such entanglement and hesitation, Rosanna started her own promotional behavior of "posting small advertisements".

The location is of course centered on the two places of home and movie theater, and expands sequentially.

And while Roseanne is 'working', she once again meets poor broke bum Tony.And the other party was still chatting with his washing machine companion just like before.

"I think we can give it a try and use these materials to make battle suits," Tony patted the pile of scrap iron sheets around him, and said to the smart housekeeper, "What do you think?"

"Sir, considering the purity and endurance of these steels," after a day's running-in, the smart butler finally learned to manipulate his body and was able to control the rollers in his body from spinning around, "I don't think they can satisfy the needs of battle suits. needs."

"From rational and statistical considerations, they can't be made into Iron Man suits," the washing machine added again, "but maybe they will turn you into a teppanyaki because of overheating."

It is said that it is difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice. After superheroes do not have suitable raw materials, they will also change from Iron Man to steel crayfish.

After Rosanna, who was carrying a large pile of rental leaflets, ran over to say hello to Tony, her attention remained on the pile of scrap iron beside Tony, "So...the iron-eating beast last night really is it you?"

"...Iron Eater?!"

"Yeah," Rosanna repeated the ghost story she heard from her neighbors, "the masked man who collects iron and drags the washing machine mount—isn't it you?"

"...I don't want to know how my image has been destroyed." Tony said desperately, covering his face.

The man who has been reduced to 'Iron Eater' in urban legend is of course Tony himself.He originally wanted to rely on the simple and crude method of collecting scrap iron to make a "Hundred Schools Battle Uniform", but he didn't expect this plan to fail, let alone the image-

As for why he had to cover his face firmly?

"I also have the burden of being an idol, okay?" The richest man in New York collects scrap iron on the street, does he want to lose face? !

Confused, Tony sat on the side of the road, looked at the stack of papers in Roseanne's arms, and asked casually, "What is this? A movie theater flyer?"

"No." Roseanne handed a flyer to Tony, "My house is going to find some tenants."

"...well, then I have a proposal."