Chaoying's Onmyoji Landlord [Comprehensive Yingmei]

Tony Stark can always have a 'good idea', like now, he took the flyer from Roseanne, coughed and continued: "Look, you lack a tenant, and I lack a place, it's not Just right?"

Before Rosanna could speak, Shigami Ibaraki Doji, who was following Onmyoji today, glanced at Tony and replied, "You don't look like you can afford the rent."

Hearing Ibaraki's question, Tony thought for two seconds, and then "sold" his teammates without hesitation.He raised his hand and patted the washing machine beside him, and said to Rosanna: "Look at this washing machine, if I rent it out, it costs three yuan a time. I will give you a discount. I wash it for one yuan, and use this to pay the rent. How about it?" ?”

The smart housekeeper who suddenly started to take on the important task of supporting the family: '...' He calculated in his mind how many times he would need to do laundry to pay off the rent, and then felt that he might become the first smart housekeeper in the world to die from overwork. washing machine.

"Didn't you still rent out the washing machine yesterday, ten yuan a time?" Rosanna squatted down and looked at the billboard on the washing machine. After many alterations, "Why did the price drop so quickly?"

"Hey," Tony replied with erratic eyes, "Because ten yuan a time really can't attract customers."

Of course, the richest man with a mustache has a different concept of money from ordinary people. In the process of running SI, he has long been used to huge amounts of six or seven figures or even higher.In his eyes, 'ten yuan' is already a very small quantifier.

But really - no one wants to pay ten bucks to do laundry in a crappy old washer on the street.

Tony Stark's great entrepreneurial plan was doomed to fail before it even started.

After experiencing yesterday’s painful experience of not being able to attract customers and even being ridiculed by customers, Tony took a pen to modify his entrepreneurial goals, and changed the number of coins in turn: eight yuan a time, five yuan a time, and finally succumbed Realistically reduce the price for the current amount.

Tony thinks that he and the smart housekeeper have made very significant concessions and sacrifices, but in fact-the business plan of using a waste washing machine for two dollars is still...not so realistic and not so reliable.

Ibaraki Doji stared at the waste washing machine next to Tony for a while. The big monster’s unfriendly gaze made the smart housekeeper, a smart AI that should have no human emotions, feel like sweating on the back and nervous enough to spit out the washing machine bubbles again. .

With such scrutiny in his eyes, Tony coughed and looked at Roseanne, the head of the family, "So... what do you think?"

"I think it's okay." To Tony's surprise, the red-haired girl agreed without hesitation.

She replied seriously: "Anyway, we don't have a washing machine at home now, and it seems that we really need one."

——In order to take care of Tony's self-esteem, Roseanne didn't say a more important reason: and you look really poor and pitiful.If I don't take you in, what if you give up on yourself and embark on the path of breaking the law and committing crimes?

——And if you think about it for a long time, the little onmyoji is really worried. If he doesn't take Tony in, the other party may not think about it one day. Unwilling, she fell from a human to a demon.By that time, Rosanna probably won't be taking in a poor tramp, but will directly become a shikigami who regains the other party and becomes herself.

"...Then how did you wash clothes before?" Tony, who is used to smart housekeepers and smart appliances, finds it hard to imagine what Roseanne said 'there is no washing machine at home'.He glanced at Ibaraki who was following Rosanna, and couldn't help but speculate a little bit divergently, "Does it need to be rubbed with the hand of a one-armed disabled person?" '

Tony shook his head violently, shaking off the tragic scene in his mind of "the one-armed Ibaraki boy washing clothes on the washboard with one hand".Try to bring your thoughts back to the renting issue.

——How does the Roseanne family do laundry?The answer is simple, they don't need to do laundry at all.

With anti-wood cotton, needle girl, and small sleeved hands, the onmyoji can put on new clothes at any time.As for the other shikigami, there is no need to think about this problem. Even if they go back to the dust and roll, as long as they return to the state of small paper figures and release them, they will be clean monsters again.

Once the lease was finalized, Tony couldn't wait to move in.He collected scrap iron all over the street last night, and now he is so tired that he can't wait to get into the washing machine and take a nap like a snail.

Tony tugged twice on the washing machine that the smart butler was carrying, and said briskly, "I can move in now. What do you think?"

"Okay!" Rosana had just put the stack of rental advertisements she was holding in the cinema, and now she ran out and said to Tony.After the little onmyoji finished speaking, Ibaraki Doji, who still had reservations about Tony's way of paying the rent, walked over slowly to take over the heavy washing machine dragged by Tony.

"No, there's no need—" Tony had noticed the man's empty sleeves a long time ago. Although he didn't have four times the serum like the cap, he was not weak enough to ask a disabled person to help, "I'll do it myself." It's alright—"

Before Tony could finish his sentence, he stopped abruptly.He looked at the disabled Ibaraki in his mind, picked up the washing machine with one hand with a relaxed expression, knocked it impatiently twice, and complained: "Are you going to use such a light thing to mortgage the rent? "

——And while talking, he also picked up the pile of scrap metal that Tony collected overnight.The relaxed look looks like carrying a plastic bag.

"..." Tony recalled his struggle and pain when he picked up the washing machine yesterday, and looked at the one-armed Ibaraki's relaxed appearance, and couldn't help but fell into a major blow.

who I am?where am I?I can't afford the washing machine, it must be the fault of not having a suit!

Unlike Tony's washing machine business plan, Roseanne was lucky and found a suitable tenant in only half a day. ——Although the way the other party paid the rent was a bit strange, overall, it was a good start.

But after moving, there was a little episode.

Broke poor Tony Stark and the mini limited edition Bruce Wayne doll, they met in Roseanne's house.

Because there are ordinary human tenants in the house, in order not to arouse the other party's suspicion, Gu Huo Niao, the head of the family, 'collected' a lot of cubs in the house early on, leaving only a few such as There are relatively mature and stable shikigami such as Daitengu and Qingxingdeng.When introducing each other, these shikigami were all vague concepts like 'relatives' in Rosanna's mouth.

Looking at the small landlord's hesitant introduction, Tony didn't ask any further questions.Tony was busy standing in front of the bat doll, staring at him seriously.

After all, Iron Man and Batman had a love affair when they were young, and later they were superheroes to save the world in the Avengers, and they are very familiar with each other.So Tony recognized at a glance that this bat doll in a cute pink lace dress is the rich man and Batman of Gotham City next door, Bruce Wayne.

After noticing Tony's gaze, Rosanna patted the little bat very 'considerately', and introduced to Tony, "I picked this up on the road, isn't it cute?"

Bruce, who was held in Roseanne's arms, accepted Tony's scrutiny stiffly all over his body. When no one was paying attention, Bruce blinked slightly, trying to hint at Tony's current dire situation.

When Bruce asked Tony for help, he didn't dare to have much hope for his childhood.As long as Tony Stark is not a monster and is willing to cooperate, Bruce is already very satisfied.

But unexpectedly——Tony didn't even satisfy him with this hope.

After seeing Bruce's winking hint, Tony finally couldn't help but lose his original serious expression. He pointed at the bat doll 'sitting' on the sofa and laughed at him brazenly; "Hahaha, look at you What a bird!"

Bruce Wayne!You have today too! !A palm-sized bat doll!Still wearing a pink dress!He can laugh at this dark history for a lifetime!No money and no washing machine resistance hahaha!No one can be miserable like this bird!

And just after Tony finished saying this, the big tengu who brought the tea happened to pass by.

Hearing the word 'bird-like', Daitengu, who is also a bird, looked down at his folded wings, with question marks all over his face. 'Is this human who just moved in provoking himself? '

'Do I need to give him a spanking so he can reacquaint himself with the world? ! '